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Old 2005-11-15, 01:07
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Old 2005-11-15, 01:20
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Old 2005-11-15, 01:21
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-11-15, 01:58
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hah! Owned.
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Old 2005-11-15, 04:10
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Isn't.

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Old 2005-11-15, 07:42
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Old 2005-11-15, 09:48
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Old 2005-11-15, 10:37
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Old 2005-11-15, 10:41
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-11-15, 15:06
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^ HA!


http://keyword.netscape.com/ns/boom...ngracist.net%2F

I don't know if this is real or not,this dude has some balls if it is.Watch them all,there not long.
 
Old 2005-11-15, 15:15
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Old 2005-11-15, 15:46
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^ HA!


http://keyword.netscape.com/ns/boom...ngracist.net%2F

I don't know if this is real or not,this dude has some balls if it is.Watch them all,there not long.


Holy fucking shit, how funny is he!?!
 
Old 2005-11-15, 16:45
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Those were amusing. The mosque one had to be staged though.
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Old 2005-11-15, 17:00
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Those were amusing. The mosque one had to be staged though.

Yeah,I have a feeling a lot of those were staged.The mexican one seemed real though.The amusing thing to me is the guy is jewish.
 
Old 2005-11-15, 17:44
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Old 2005-11-15, 17:55
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lol I got halfway through that and was thinking it was so Maddox sounding. That was a pleasant surprise to see it was. Bob and I went through Idaho in winter. Why they put their roadside stores in gullies where it snows like heck I don't know. You might get in, but you might not get out til the thaw. But he asked if I wanted to stop there because I wanted shot glasses from all the states for my collection and I said no. Idaho lost a $2 sale on me.
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-11-16, 05:44
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http://www.ghostridermovie.net/?p=news

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...75339&q=m+coupe


not funny, but real cool. many of you europeans may have heard of the ghostrider. i think this shit is nuts, the second link is a 15min video of a "chase" somewhere in sweden i think. the man in the bike is a proffessional motorcycle racer, in the coup is the ghostrider.

Edit. i got it the other way around. the ghostrider is on the bike and the pro is in the car
 
Old 2005-11-17, 18:34
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Spock singing the ballad of Bilbo Baggins!

http://gr.bolt.com/oldsite/download/goodies/bilbo.htm
 
Old 2005-11-25, 00:09
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-11-25, 00:28
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Those first two were hilarious the third one not so much.
 
Old 2005-11-30, 22:41
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http://www.filecabi.net/video/angryanimalscomp.html


black metal cover of an REM song while watching people get killed by wild animals.......................enjoy

edit: yeah i know, not funny

Last edited by low-tech : 2005-12-01 at 00:50.
 
Old 2005-12-01, 11:28
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edit: yeah i know, not funny

Its kind of disturbing how stupid some of the people are to put themselves in those situations.Morons.
 
Old 2005-12-01, 15:32
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that last one.. is that supposed to turn people into christians?
wow, some way to make propoganda
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Old 2005-12-01, 15:45
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The whole point of Jack Chick :

1. Scare the shit out of 'non-believers' by using the word "Hell" as much as possible, and anyone who does'nt agree with him is depicted as a homosexual, heroin addict, or a downright daggurn liberal.

2. Scare christians into not thinking for themselves by reminding them how scary the world is outside of a church ... and if its a Catholic church, you're double-plus unsafe

Hopefully they become scared enough to become/stay Christians, but of course that's not what Jack really cares about. He finally flipped after his cartooning was turned down by everyone and their mother, and he developed an insane persecution complex. Its great to see his work become more and more warped over the years, as in say 2000 he was never THAT blatantly offensive ( to the point that I've noticed that churches around here endorse his work less and less ). I know because I was forced to go to church until I was a legal adult, regrettably, I think I've known about Jack Chick's tracts since I was 10. Also regrettably.
 
Old 2005-12-01, 20:03
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i hate religions, "do as i say! or youll die, but not really, and keep dieing forever! so read this book with the rib lady and talking snake and beleive!!!"

BULL. SHIT.
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Old 2005-12-01, 20:20
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Old 2005-12-01, 20:22
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Old 2005-12-01, 20:24
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Old 2005-12-03, 10:14
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Old 2005-12-04, 10:03
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Old 2005-12-04, 10:07
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http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

I dunno if this guys been mentioned before but the fat-pie chav Devvo there are quite a few bits to watch but the guy is a total moron.
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Old 2005-12-06, 01:20
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Old 2005-12-08, 07:00
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-12-08, 19:38
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holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck


http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/05112003.html

play it bitches.
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Old 2005-12-08, 22:53
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http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/05112003.html

play it bitches.


You're about a week late. This had its own thread.
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Old 2005-12-08, 23:54
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You're about a week late. This had its own thread.


goddamnit i knew this would happen to me... looks like i dont waste enough time on the internet
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2005-12-10, 14:02
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http://media.putfile.com/Real-Life-...-Pokemon-Battle


^ A real life pokemon battle.No I'm not kidding.
 
Old 2005-12-10, 15:22
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Old 2005-12-11, 00:30
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^ A real life pokemon battle.No I'm not kidding.

that was awesome. charmander
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Old 2005-12-11, 05:26
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Old 2005-12-11, 05:41
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Oh man that was funny. I wish that the audio was working on my computer. I feel so deprived without it.
 
Old 2005-12-11, 23:01
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http://media.putfile.com/Real-Life-...-Pokemon-Battle


^ A real life pokemon battle.No I'm not kidding.


OMG, that was some good shit!
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Old 2005-12-12, 02:06
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Oh man that was funny. I wish that the audio was working on my computer. I feel so deprived without it.



I'm on the same boat..haha, that Pokemon video was hilarious.
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Old 2005-12-13, 03:57
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wtf did he just shit himself???!!!! that was freaking weird
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Old 2005-12-13, 04:33
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LOL, i think he was trying to light his fart on fire, but he pushed too hard and soiled himself...badly
 
Old 2005-12-13, 06:39
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that was really wrong but funny at the same time
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http://www.tooshocking.com/index.php?ns=view_vid&id=818

^ I'd lock this little bugger in the closet.
 
Old 2005-12-14, 22:13
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
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Old 2005-12-15, 19:29
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http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

I dunno if this guys been mentioned before but the fat-pie chav Devvo there are quite a few bits to watch but the guy is a total moron.

Yes, he is a legend. The Leeds festival one is the best:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...5494428&q=devvo
 
Old 2005-12-17, 21:28
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thought some of you guys may like this lol

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic602.htm
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hahaha great one
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Old 2005-12-18, 03:44
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Old 2005-12-18, 05:31
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Yes, he is a legend. The Leeds festival one is the best:
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this guy would simply die in any american city
 
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Old 2005-12-18, 15:32
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Star Wars in 30 seconds. Re-enacted by bunnies:

http://www.angryalien.com/1205/starwarsbuns.asp
 
Old 2005-12-18, 23:14
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Yes, he is a legend. The Leeds festival one is the best:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...5494428&q=devvo


wow this guy is FUCKIN' annoying, what a FUCKIN' dick
 
Old 2005-12-19, 00:10
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Yes, he is a legend. The Leeds festival one is the best:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...5494428&q=devvo

Devvo is a fucking legend!
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Do a search! I posted that already. And that's apparently an old version of the house. This year the cops told the guy to turn them off because it was a fire hazard and was causing too many blocks in the traffic. That would suck after all that work. Still cool looking though.
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That was literally amazing, the amount of stamina they must have..
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With some Trans-Siberian Orchestra, a million fairy lights and a billion man-hours, you too can construct something THAT REALLY SCARES THE NEIGHBOURS FOR CHRISTMAS.


O....M...F...G! That is great!
 
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That was literally amazing, the amount of stamina they must have..

Apparently, it appears to be a popular sport. You can download more vids here.
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wow that shits cool, that forum has tips on all the moves and shit...gonna give them a few tries
 
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Okay, which one of you guys did this?
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EDIT: posted something that had already been shown

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Old 2005-12-21, 19:47
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Devvo is a fucking legend!

Yes he is but i'm sure i posted a link to the whole website of devvo on fat-pie already.
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Old 2006-01-05, 18:49
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Wasn't that funny.. and to think.. I paused Pig Destroyer to watch it.


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First post and 11 videos to break the ice...

As the title says 11 hilarious and shocking videos I've gathered from the last week. Enjoy or be shocked... and give me a warm welcome Hilarious vids >> Webcam singing goes wrong - The wedding slapper dance - Wedding couple runs into door - Check out my new scooter - LSD Jumping - Mama mama I'm an Idiot! Shocking vids >> Bloody skate crash - Woman attacked by Bull Rollercoaster accident - 5 car crashes in 55 seconds -Granny gets run over by her own car
 
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Hello. There's a funny internet crap thread here already that this could have gone in. If you're familiar with the site at all, you'd know this won't fly. Here you go.
http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21667
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