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Holy shit, so THAT'S what his name is! And finally, the truth unveiled. I've been wondering about that guy for the longest time, and I'm really glad he wasn't actually the childhood rapist prowling around neighborhoods that I originally thought he was 
Blitz, yours are definitely the best out of those.
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Holy shit, so THAT'S what his name is! And finally, the truth unveiled. I've been wondering about that guy for the longest time, and I'm really glad he wasn't actually the childhood rapist prowling around neighborhoods that I originally thought he was
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Haha yeah, just do a google image search and you'll find tons of funny edited photos of him. Thanks man Here's a few more that I made :
Peppers Mural
Popular Peppers 2
Peppers Currency
Burger King Peppers (Not by me)
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That's good stuff, Blitz haha
Whoever was that nurse that claimed he groped her is an asshole. Does it look like he has ANY fucking clue what's going on?
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Hmm, who knows eh? Maybe it's just a physical deformity and his mind is fully functional. He probably did grab her, as he has probably never buried the dog... any sane female anywhere on this planet wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole.
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Apparently it's actually like that in South Africa. One side of parks for whites, one side for blacks, same with beaches. Separate public washrooms for each racial group etc... ridiculous isn't it? I have an aunt that went there about 10 years ago and told us about all this. I don't know what it's like now though, some of the racial tension may have been resolved by now?
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Tá fáilte romhat 
The Brain Peppers thing was funny until I realised - after having read about him on Wikitruth - that he was not in fact a paedophile, and barely even a sex offender (not at all in my opinion). The poor guy gets harassing phone calls every other day from dickheads on the net trying to have a laugh with him, calling him at his nursing home no less.
I think it's unbelievable that groping a nurse is enough to get you on a register, and to have your identity paraded around the sex offenders list in your state as a result. He's up there with child molesters and necrophiliacs haha.
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Tá fáilte romhat
The Brain Peppers thing was funny until I realised - after having read about him on Wikitruth - that he was not in fact a paedophile, and barely even a sex offender (not at all in my opinion). The poor guy gets harassing phone calls every other day from dickheads on the net trying to have a laugh with him, calling him at his nursing home no less.
I think it's unbelievable that groping a nurse is enough to get you on a register, and to have your identity paraded around the sex offenders list in your state as a result. He's up there with child molesters and necrophiliacs haha.
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Yeah that is pretty shitty that he's constantly harassed. Makes me feel sorry for him and kills the humour lol. But then again, this is just harmless fun... it's not like we're actually harassing him
And Diolch yn fawr, Paddy. I couldn't memorize the Irish Gaelic 'thanks' that I wrote before. But I can always remember the Welsh one, so that'll have to do for now lol
Do you know much Gaelic?
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Yeah that is pretty shitty that he's constantly harassed. Makes me feel sorry for him and kills the humour lol. But then again, this is just harmless fun... it's not like we're actually harassing him
And Diolch yn fawr, Paddy. I couldn't memorize the Irish Gaelic 'thanks' that I wrote before. But I can always remember the Welsh one, so that'll have to do for now lol
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Yeah, I doubt Brian is reading this, so we can still have a chuckle
I was learning Gaelic in my first high school, which I attended for about 2 or 3 months, but I had to leave and go to a school which was closer to my home because I was violently travel-sick pretty much every single day. The closer school wasn't a grammar school, it was state-run (British state, that is) so no Irish language studies, unfortunately. I can count to 20 competently, but that's about it haha. I will probably start learning it again on my own time at some point, though. So yeah, don't expect any conversations in Irish any time soon! |
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Yeah, I doubt Brian is reading this, so we can still have a chuckle
I was learning Gaelic in my first high school, which I attended for about 2 or 3 months, but I had to leave and go to a school which was closer to my home because I was violently travel-sick pretty much every single day. The closer school wasn't a grammar school, it was state-run (British state, that is) so no Irish language studies, unfortunately. I can count to 20 competently, but that's about it haha. I will probably start learning it again on my own time at some point, though. So yeah, don't expect any conversations in Irish any time soon! |
Oh well, I guess it's better than not knowing any at all Did you find it difficult at all? I've been trying to learn a bit of Cymraeg, but unfortunately nobody teaches it where I live, so for now I'm stuck with learning the basics on the internet I figure I'll just do that for the time being until I move to a bigger city at some point and find somewhere that offers courses.
Anyways, I'll get back on topic...
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Oh well, I guess it's better than not knowing any at all Did you find it difficult at all? I've been trying to learn a bit of Cymraeg, but unfortunately nobody teaches it where I live, so for now I'm stuck with learning the basics on the internet I figure I'll just do that for the time being until I move to a bigger city at some point and find somewhere that offers courses.
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I actually can't remember how difficult I found it, my last class was about 14 years ago haha.
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This one was always one of my favourites
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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I do the voice of Deth, and a few others (announcer at Apostasy Bar, disgruntled female customer, radio news reporter). Voice-acting is fun.
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You know the setup sounded completely stupid and done a hundred times, but then I realised it was a flash-animation, and really a quite entertaining one at that.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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I do the voice of Deth, and a few others (announcer at Apostasy Bar, disgruntled female customer, radio news reporter). Voice-acting is fun.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I can't decide which one of those are the most disturbing. And title of the song in that second one had me wondering - exactly how do you disembowel someone analy?
This is undeniably quite sad, yet at the same time quite undeniably hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS2oJm3__48&NR=1
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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My favourite is the one at the very bottom:
becuz ur t-shirt was too big 4 just one person
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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lol @ both of those.
Yea, unfortunately ecstasy will make you love nearly everything in sight
somebody make another E thread, please.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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This is just too weird for me. I'm trying to think of anyone black that has a weird name from my past and the weirdest I can come up with is LeVale. pronounced Lee Vail. None of the girls had odd names.
No offense to anyone intended.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Alliquippa maybe. She was Pennsylvanian. I think she made Conestoga wagons.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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If you ate that much watermelon you just might! You'd need a pelican to hold it all.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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You should have heard what my husband said about the pelicans last night! I don't think you're related to me anymore. I think you're related to HIM!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Hahahaha I've never heard of these before. But those were fucking hilarious
Thanks for making my morning BB
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl5gBJGnaXs&NR=1 Hubby used to say -This is your brain on drugs with 2 strips of bacon and toast.
Some dumbass guy in Cleveland tried to bake his baby in their oven after he smoked pot laced with formaldehyde. The baby's mom stopped him and the angels must have been watching over because he couldn't get the oven to light. Stuff like that is what kept me away from doing weird shit. I just couldn't live with myself doing something as idiotic as that. He'll have a long time to think about it locked up. dumbass.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Pain is the best teacher.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhxe1fW8As8
I've had this happen once, some little kid ran onto the floor for no very intelligent reason just as I jumped into a windmill, I caught him a real hard kick across the legs. Man did he cause a racket.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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Ouch. Gotta defend the mom though. Kids can run out at inopportune times unless you have a death grip on their hand. She probably just wanted to dance, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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