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Old 2008-08-29, 11:05
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When I read all to Number 9 I was almost crying, but after reading 9 I cried and tried to breath
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
Old 2008-08-30, 04:17
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Hahaha.

...I hope that was fake though
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-30, 21:52
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-09-04, 09:14
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-09-06, 08:12
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-06, 08:28
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2008-09-06, 11:13
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-06, 16:41
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OMFG!
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Old 2008-09-08, 03:45
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-09-08, 03:55
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lol.. someone's a bit whipped
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Old 2008-09-12, 01:27
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2008-09-12, 05:14
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AHAHA.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
 
Old 2008-09-18, 02:14
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Old 2008-09-19, 11:32
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Haha!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-20, 16:13
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2008-09-20, 17:41
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ahahahahahah
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Old 2008-09-20, 17:49
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YAI MAN!
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Old 2008-09-20, 20:14
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Yeah they're definately consoling eachother.

So anyway, who's the Iced Earth drummer again? One of those two making out?


...What are they doing on Wall Street. Wh... Who's Iced Earth.
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2008-09-21, 00:13
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Yeah they're definately consoling eachother.

So anyway, who's the Iced Earth drummer again? One of those two making out?


...What are they doing on Wall Street. Wh... Who's Iced Earth.



You don't know who Iced Earth is? I'm gonna have to rape your shitter.
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Old 2008-09-21, 05:42
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-21, 12:07
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Wh... Who's Iced Earth.


Haha great joke, bro !
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Old 2008-09-22, 00:13
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-22, 01:10
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2008-09-22, 01:40
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haha me too, and Irish people. All Celtic people for that matter. They are all fucking awesome.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-22, 02:11
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Old 2008-09-22, 06:42
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That means I'm half awesome!

Haha me too!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-22, 07:00
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Captayin! Taehere reit bi huridan a spae shiip cumin to waeltzin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khrp...feature=related
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Old 2008-09-23, 06:18
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Haha great joke, bro !




Well of course I know them, just never heard their music. I should make work out of it.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2008-09-23, 17:50
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, just never heard their music.


And another great one
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Old 2008-09-24, 11:52
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
Old 2008-09-24, 14:22
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2008-09-24, 17:47
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2008-09-24, 21:14
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Sacrilege.
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Old 2008-09-24, 22:43
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Haha "Dishes - Do them now!"
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-25, 01:23
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Old 2008-09-25, 09:19
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-25, 22:25
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It's been posted before. We all know it. But it's still up and running and it can easily take another posting.

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Old 2008-09-27, 16:29
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2008-09-27, 18:53
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Old 2008-09-27, 19:46
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clever...
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Old 2008-09-29, 07:48
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lollerskates
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-29, 15:16
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Old 2008-09-29, 19:43
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2008-10-01, 03:05
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-01, 05:42
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Pokemon Politics

This is rofl
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2008-10-01, 13:10
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Pokemon Politics

This is rofl



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Old 2008-10-07, 01:59
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2008-10-09, 00:55
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Was that the Family Guy one? I'll assume it was because the video has been removed... FOX are such anal bastards
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-09, 02:58
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What the fuck?! Fucking Fox. They suck harder than a 14 year old hooker.
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Old 2008-10-09, 04:07
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I think only the Canadians on here would find this funny...

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/...erecycl5ro4.jpg
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-17, 20:18
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Old 2008-10-17, 21:06
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ahahaha, thats fucking great! I love the Raptor that walks by (because she apparently believes that Dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time).

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Old 2008-10-18, 11:59
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http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news...g_revealed.html

I think this is the right thread for this.
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Old 2008-10-19, 04:23
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hahaha that palin thing is funny, and Darko your avatar rules!!!! hahah, you should get the shot where lucille is taking her id photo for that sam's club type store and some fat white trash lady wanders into the shot
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Old 2008-10-19, 13:15
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I think only the Canadians on here would find this funny...

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lmao fuckin newfies
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Old 2008-10-20, 10:45
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-21, 13:38
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Read about that in the newspaper (WITH titshot, our papers kick ass). Laughed out loud in a full train.
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Old 2008-10-21, 13:52
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I found it through cracked.com, it made me chuckle. The actress playing Palin looks like a even hotter version of Palin. I may look into this haha.
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"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Larry Flynt Publications"
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-10-22, 23:58
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Old 2008-10-23, 12:07
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Old 2008-10-23, 12:34
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
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lol, somehow he kept his cool. but that might just be his Old-Man-Confusion Syndrome (OMCS)
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Old 2008-10-23, 21:50
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lol. you will like this one:
http://img84.imageshack.us/my.php?image=georgiaas1.jpg
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haha yea, that guy's a cunt. I would have tried to freak him the fuck out.

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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2008-10-24, 03:27
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Old 2008-10-24, 11:33
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Nice.......don`t know he can sing
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Old 2008-10-24, 18:23
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
Old 2008-10-27, 14:08
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Incidentally, one second after that pic loaded, a voice on my tv said "on the other side of that fence, is freedom." i found this little situation to be pretty damn funny.
 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-11-09, 08:54
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Old 2008-11-09, 14:06
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LLLLLOL. I think the original might be equally as funny for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6uZRU2kdPU
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Old 2008-11-09, 19:09
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Ahaha, friend just sent this to me:

(NSFW!) http://youtube.com/watch?v=lNz_xnC8j0I

I cannot imagine this being up for more than another hour.
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Removed already. It must have been a good one
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Old 2008-11-11, 21:45
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fpg...feature=related This makes me wish I hadn't sold mine. They even race the things -in public!
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Old 2008-11-11, 22:07
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LLLLLOL. I think the original might be equally as funny for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6uZRU2kdPU


That is the definition of kick-ass. I would totally play in that band.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fpg...feature=related This makes me wish I hadn't sold mine. They even race the things -in public!

i cant figure out why that video is over 7 minutes long. 10 seconds is plenty!
 
Old 2008-11-12, 21:33
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Oh, to me it was like when one person starts giggling and it just gets contagious. Everytime you look at it you giggle all over again. Hey, I'm old. Humor me. I've wrestled with them before so it really hit home to me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2008-11-12, 21:55
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Oh, to me it was like when one person starts giggling and it just gets contagious. Everytime you look at it you giggle all over again. Hey, I'm old. Humor me. I've wrestled with them before so it really hit home to me.

haha, thats how im feeling by thinking of how much you can laugh at that
 
Old 2008-11-21, 14:01
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Oh stfu and watch this one. Eldest son just IM-d it to me from upstairs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8maUTzE48&fmt=18
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2008-11-23, 15:11
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LLLLLOL. I think the original might be equally as funny for some reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6uZRU2kdPU


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The typical tyrolean polka rythm style won. There's something about it. Like a waft of methane at a cocktail party, or, perhaps, a skyful of volcanic ash.
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I don't know if this was posted before... it made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKGi...feature=related
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Old 2008-11-24, 22:34
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That was great. lol I love them.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2008-12-02, 19:19
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haha, good one!
 
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I found this lying around...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK0R...feature=related

But all I could think of was how it would be if someone like this had done it instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzkQ...feature=related
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These guys are my An Hero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqst...player_embedded

Epic Reenactment.
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These guys are my An Hero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqst...player_embedded

Epic Reenactment.



oh boy, another one discovers 4chan.
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LOL that was a funny video, she got wrecked!


Hilarious Black Metal Video (Meant to be serious, of course)


The vocal part at :21 kills me everytime

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LOL that was a funny video, she got wrecked!


Hilarious Black Metal Video (Meant to be serious, of course)


The vocal part at :21 kills me everytime




this one is even better, I almost died the first time I saw it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfgHWtafAMc
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LOL that was a funny video, she got wrecked!


Hilarious Black Metal Video (Meant to be serious, of course)


The vocal part at :21 kills me everytime


Hahahahaha, wtf is this shit??
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LOL that was a funny video, she got wrecked!


Hilarious Black Metal Video (Meant to be serious, of course)


The singer sounds like Skelator.
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I don't know if this was posted before... it made me laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKGi...feature=related


The only way.
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this one is even better, I almost died the first time I saw it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfgHWtafAMc



Believe it or not but Trollkotze are pretty famous in German BM-Scene!
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Believe it or not but Trollkotze are pretty famous in German BM-Scene!

because they suck so much right?
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Old 2008-12-08, 18:43
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NO THEY ARE JUST REAL FUNNY AND PIONEERS AND THAT SHIT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE IT IS SOOOO FUNNY.

Dumbasses.
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Old 2008-12-08, 19:23
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Old 2008-12-09, 17:43
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because they suck so much right?



Nope they use Ukulele in a BM-Band!
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