it was an old video of Bill O Reilly snapping like the bitch he is

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Ah, well, I guess I didn't miss much then... whatever

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Top 10 Angry Television Reporter Moments

Guy scares aunt (This one is fucking classic)

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AHAHAAAAHAHAA

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Haha That is fucking great.

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hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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lol I dont see why that kid is so pissed, I would laugh my ass off if that happened in vent

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Ridiculous. haha so hilarious. Whats so dumb about this is on vent you can clearly see who is chatting so why the hell didn't "she" know who it was? with admin privledges you can boot people. I woulda booted him long ago. hahaha

Funny as shit.

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http://www.cracked.com/video_16092_sleeves.html

I hope you guys learn something from this video. I know I did.

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Hahahaha.

"You're addicted to heroin!"
"That's right, and do you know how I hide the needle tracks? SLEEVES!!!"

HAHAHA!!

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http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/05...-mencia-primer/

God, I fucking HATE HIM. Funny article.

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Fuck Carlos Mencia and fuck Dane Cook as well. Their comedy is about as funny as the shit you get all over your hands when you're changing tires.
The world needs another Bill Hicks.

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Yes.

And about that Mencia. I watched the movie. I read the article.

Yeah it's all true. Is he actually "big" over there?

Edit: watched it again. DEAR LORD HE IS POMPOUS. And hooooly shit un-funny.

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cracked.com has some pretty funny shit

And yes I dispise Ned Mencia.

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I find it really upsetting that he's got his own show and comedy special all over Comedy Central. Even though it'd be silly to think that they actually put stuff on air for quality and not for the ratings I wonder how the FUCK he gets ratings.

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Hmmm.... I don't get it.

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He gets his ratings because alot of people simply assume he's funny because he's a mainstream comic... the Dane Cook syndrome. It's amazing how naive people are, they'll laugh over anything that's got a laugh track tacked to it.

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hahah this is fucked up

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j0wOCbVTfow&feature=related

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That's Belgian! And to spoil it: it's fake. It's part of a sketch-show, "In de Gloria".

But yeah, all of it, and I mean ALL of it could be mistaken for real. Wonderful show.

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screw it, that cleared it all up. still funny though if it was taken seriously by someone, just like i did haha

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repost



oh well, it's still fucking hilarious

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Yeah, Dane Cook pisses me off the most. I hate him, I don't know why... I just hate his comedy, I hate the way he looks, sounds, walks... EVERYTHING I'd love to tie him down and disfigure his face with a pair of pliers and a kettle of boiling water.

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1. http://buffalo.craigslist.org/mis/691514976.html

2. http://buffalo.craigslist.org/mis/691841288.html

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For Darko

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Haha. Mencia is such a dumbass

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*copied from a funny email someone sent me*




Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.


By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
*
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

*
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
*
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
*
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
*
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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And the best one for last...
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

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Ha! While they're funny, I seriously doubt they're true.

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Yeah i feel kind of confident unless the forms only passed between the mechanics and the pilots they would probably get reprimanded or fired for unprofessionalism.

Funny nonetheless.

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These are great!

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hahaha, "suspected crack in winshield" and "mouse in cockpit" made me actually laugh out loud

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HAHAHA took hammer away from midget!!!!

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZaM6lTmhnak

Some authentic down in the delta blues.

Ha! Thats hilarious. What is it from?

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That's from Ghost World. Pretty good movie.

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Emo Philips

He's not an emo, he's a comedian. You may know him as the voice of Shannon from Home Movies.

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1:47.... Its worth it lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP...feature=related

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It's WAY funnier with the lyrics dude.

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I love how the delay on his voice after he said "Man" is just him slowly growing quite.

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Funniest thread evar!

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/3...our-dog-14.html

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You should read the thread where Desection found a giant bag of dildos in his parents room That was a funny thread.

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Guy secretly records his driving instructors.

Segway Faceplant.

Instant Karma!

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in CTL's link, a girl got fucked by her dog while sleeping. id say thats a little funnier than dissection NOT doing what he planned to do.

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Hahahahaha

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Holy shit that first one was funny!

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The funniest part of this picture is that metaltabbers might actually use it.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/...45592050oa0.jpg

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

Hilarious.

"Hella fuckin balls-to-the-wall awesome".... LMFAO

Check this out though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0mS...feature=related

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Bluegrass Metallica (vid)

http://www.ironhorsebluegrass.com/Music/FUEL%20COOL.wmv

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hahhaha i had a feeling it was gonna be a ministry song when i opened that.

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That is a seriously high quality photo of ham.

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Heaviest version you'll find

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HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH YES! YES!!!!

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Instant Karma![/QUOTE]

This guy is bonecrushing

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wow no fucking kidding.

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Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Arrest Video

i found this one a few months ago. it's about a drunk guy on a lawn mower.

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Could it be possible that he was addicted to go to casinos or something......

Who cares, what a fag

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that has got to be the hardest laugh we had in a while

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Bowser's Minions

Dickmento

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Haha, both of those were hi-larious.

Goddamn I hate guidoes. They make me reject my Italian blood. Until I watch The Godfather, then I feel like a badass.

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"This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a third party."

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Girl hits a bird with her car and almost has a breakdown.

Beavis & Butthead porn. lmfao

...and omg

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Second is clearly a fake.....

Lol@the first one

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I found that very disturbing...
It actually reminded me of how bad I hallucinate when I get a really bad fever with the flu lol

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Damn guidoes. I guess if anyone is going to ruin their image, it will be them and not youtube.

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Kid gets stuck in claw game.

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hahaha stupid little shit

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Ha Ha!

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http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...videoid=8274043


WOW

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"It`s like I`m *fart*........*fart again* an Angel"

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http://failblog.org/



http://failblog.files.wordpress.com...ailbox-fail.jpg

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Fucking gross... is that a real ad?
(Still couldn't help but laugh though )

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It isn't real. http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/.../comments/4129/

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/873437/

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hmmm......actually it sounds better......more ehhhhh....







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr8y...//failblog.org/

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Aahhaha! Oh man, thats too funny.

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Hahahaha! Fucking awesome, what a dumbass. Isn't it basically impossible to OD on weed?

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i coulda swore someone posted that link on here before... still funny tho

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The difference between good, bad, and worse. (Some lame, some funny)

Good: Your husband and you agree - no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.

Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kid.
Bad: He keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections...

Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer, and a good one too.

Good: Your wife is helping bring in income.
Bad: She's arrested for soliciting.
Worse: She implicates you.

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Like this two

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hhhahahHAHAHAHHhahahHAHA that video rules.


And so does milfhunter.com btw

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Top Quotes From the 2008 Olympics
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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AhaaaaaaahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*chokes*dies*

Man those were genious.

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hahaha those quotes are great

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When I read all to Number 9 I was almost crying, but after reading 9 I cried and tried to breath

This is the most greatet I heard of Beijing 2008



I would vote for you MOS!

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Haha, thanks.

"... Oh my god, what have I just said?"

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