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Old 2008-03-19, 00:57
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-19, 05:15
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well thats the gonna be the cause of lost sleep on my behalf
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Old 2008-03-19, 20:12
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-20, 23:33
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i'm looking to start a serious dedicated black metal project/band. i play everything but mainly drums. looking for others into the same music , and have similar views AND Experience. i'v been playing drums for about eight years, and guitar for 13, i also do vocals. NO religious people, we will not get along. this project will reflect my feelings of misanthropy, and the war against religions. i right all my own music and lyrics, you need to be able to do the same. i support church burnings, satanism, barbarism, etc. influences are * mayhem, gorgoroth, burzum, marduk, Craft, dark throne, Slayer,Black funeral, Kult of Azazel, Behemoth, Dimmu borgir, old mans child, Gaahlskagg, Aura noir, Korvus,Trelldom, Vital remains, Inquisition, portal, Deicide, Immortal, Zyklon, Arcturus, Celtic frost, etc.
if this is not exactly what you do then DON'T WASTE MY TIME.
i have a demo if you need to hear it.


the reason why I'm extremely reticent to ever join a black metal band

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Black Metal: Does this mean only black people can be in your band? Do you guys cover a lot of Body Count w/Ice Tea? "There goes the Neighborhood! Why cant other races be in your band?


then

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Seeing how I am a white guy who likes metal, and cannot join the black metal band because i am white and not black. I am looking for guys who want to play Iron Maiden and old metallica, maybe some anthrax. I dont know why race is important while looking for a drummer, but sorry I am not a "Black" metal drummer, just a plain old "metal drummer". period


Rock with the force of many men!


heres another one

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Seeking guitarist under 5'8" for scab rock band. Red hair preferred, though blonde is OK. Influences include but are not limited to Dry Humpback Whale, the Jesse Jackson Five, Super Mario Speedwagon, Panda Cancer and the like. We practice in a basement and the ceilings are pretty low. If you like scab rock like we do then let's do it!


this shit will just snowball too........it will just get worse and worse.
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Old 2008-03-21, 01:51
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the reason why I'm extremely reticent to ever join a black metal band



then



heres another one



this shit will just snowball too........it will just get worse and worse.

Why are people so ..... stupid? Stupidity seems to be spiraling out of control.
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Old 2008-03-21, 03:11
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What the fuck is "scab rock"?
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Old 2008-03-21, 04:06
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What the fuck is "scab rock"?


Its pre-fag rock, post-Queer rock.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-03-21, 16:55
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I would love to play black metal, I totally respect the roots and passion of the music. But to be honest there are not enough groups, the only one I know is Lenny Kravitz.

Let me know if you want to jam.


there goes another.

the scab rock ad was a parody of the original black metal post.
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Old 2008-03-21, 18:43
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there goes another.

the scab rock ad was a parody of the original black metal post.

Ok good... phew... Obviously i didn't put them all together.

makes more sense now.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-03-21, 20:33
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these are all ads in the craigslist "musicians" section in my location.

ads are usually one offs, it's not a forum format and it's just not set up for discussion/dialogue.

but every once in a while the shit hits the fan, people start arguing complete nonsense, it can be amusing at times.
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Old 2008-03-22, 21:10
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Old 2008-03-23, 01:05
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these are all ads in the craigslist "musicians" section in my location.

ads are usually one offs, it's not a forum format and it's just not set up for discussion/dialogue.

but every once in a while the shit hits the fan, people start arguing complete nonsense, it can be amusing at times.

There is definitely not enough traffic on our craigslist for something like that to happen.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-03-23, 06:14
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I think this is funny...ME...WITH A MULLET

dont know if you can see this clearly

http://i29.tinypic.com/117tw01.jpg

This one is the real evolution, fuck you Darwin! AND I DONT FUCKING HAVE A BELLY LIKE THAT MKAY?!

http://i30.tinypic.com/2utj85i.jpg

Then i just finally shaved my hair off. I somehow, felt like Britney Spears for a moment, i know what she has been through.
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Old 2008-03-23, 06:19
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haha bob you're fat! ...or maybe just pregnant! haha nah i'm just bustin your balls man
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Old 2008-03-23, 07:38
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

This video never ceases to amaze me
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Old 2008-03-23, 12:14
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Old 2008-03-24, 16:47
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My band is looking for a "black metal vocalist" someone like the guy from sevendust. There are not enough black metal singers; if you are one, we would love to have you join our metal band. We are equal opportunity rockers!


one more craigslist ad for good measure
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Old 2008-03-24, 17:22
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

This video never ceases to amaze me


haha, that could have been done by Strongbad
 
Old 2008-03-25, 06:42
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-25, 10:19
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hehe great vid. I actually didn't even notice him the second time I looked. After watching the vid 3 times I saw him
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Old 2008-03-25, 10:38
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That's an advert on tv over here, i didn't notice it when i first saw it, but that's the whole point of it
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Old 2008-03-25, 11:04
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when i first saw it i was doing something else, missed the bit about the counting passes and was just like what the fuck, moonwalking bear in a basketball passing game...greeeaaaat

but i just watched it again properly and totally missed him lol
thats a good test
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Old 2008-03-25, 11:13
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-25, 17:57
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now that is pretty neat.

dumb bitch.
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Old 2008-03-25, 18:27
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now that is pretty neat.

dumb bitch.

Jebus..... Well... some people just really don't know cars..
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-03-25, 21:12
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Hahahaha, what a fucking idiot
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-25, 23:38
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Jebus..... Well... some people just really don't know cars..

haha, or really anything for that matter.
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Old 2008-03-27, 09:38
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-27, 15:28
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Always comical when cuss words are involved.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-03-29, 01:13
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-03-29, 08:56
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Anyone ever heard of 'TourettesGuy'? For those of you who haven't, here is some info from the front page :

"This site contains some vulgar and (in our opinion) humorous videos of a man we call The Tourettes Guy. Although he has been diagnosed with Tourettes Syndrome, his actions are influenced by other problems (including alcohol) and are not consistent with most Tourettes syndrome sufferers."

For the record, I don't find mental health problems like Tourettes Syndrome funny, but this guy was fucking hilarious. (He's dead now) He seems to have some major anger issues that only make his condition worse, not to mention a drinking problem. Anyways, here are the funniest vids that I've seen.

"Bob Saget"

"Lenscrafters"

"Colnel Cluster Fuck"

"Can't take him anywhere"

Edit : Here's one more good one : "Brushin' ma teeth"
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2008-03-29, 11:33
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haha, the Rick Moranis part was awesome

check this out, I almost gave it an own thread. One of the biggest Dutch talkshows always ends with a funny newsclip with voiceovers. This time it's about that Chinese politician who fell asleep during trial. The judges try to wake him up with some.......

http://dewerelddraaitdoor.vara.nl/l...&autostart=true

AxCx on national television suckers!
 
Old 2008-03-29, 12:15
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check this out, I almost gave it an own thread. One of the biggest Dutch talkshows always ends with a funny newsclip with voiceovers. This time it's about that Chinese politician who fell asleep during trial. The judges try to wake him up with some.......

http://dewerelddraaitdoor.vara.nl/l...&autostart=true

AxCx on national television suckers!

Hahahaha. That's fucking awesome dude!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-02, 08:08
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-07, 15:44
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2008-04-07, 19:47
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Thats hilarious as shit.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-04-07, 21:26
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I hope by hilarious you also mean nightmare-inducing.

btw THIS is the best Tourettes Guy clip: M&M Rise N' Shine
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Old 2008-04-08, 01:30
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I hope by hilarious you also mean nightmare-inducing.

btw THIS is the best Tourettes Guy clip: M&M Rise N' Shine


haha

I think the first half of this one is the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AxaWUOLJj0
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This kicks ass! hahah its genius



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Old 2008-04-08, 02:16
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This kicks ass! hahah its genius



http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

lol, thats awesome.
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This kicks ass! hahah its genius



http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

I'm not one to really bash garfield but i must say this is quite enjoyable.

The sad part is like 90% of these clips i can relate to. Thats what happens when you live alone. Luckily i have a dog now so i don't seem so crazy. (like Jon with garfield)
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Old 2008-04-08, 09:13
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I hope by hilarious you also mean nightmare-inducing.

btw THIS is the best Tourettes Guy clip: M&M Rise N' Shine

well yeah. and it's clearly a pro-Ron Paul picture. just at this point, most wouldn't even know he's still in the running.
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Old 2008-04-08, 10:39
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http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/


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Old 2008-04-09, 04:01
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haha

I think the first half of this one is the best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AxaWUOLJj0

haha that one is fucking awesome.

This one is fucking great... he's digging through the fridge and has a really bad tourettes attack : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31bW...feature=related
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2008-04-11, 06:13
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This brought tears to my eyes. Easily the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Worst rap battle EVER

Keep your eye on the guy on the left.
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Old 2008-04-11, 07:43
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http://www.videotiger.com/dumbasscu...cordvideo.shtml

Guy cuts vacuum cleaner cord with scissors.
Even though he was probably horribly injured, I still think my laughter is acceptable, because he was stupid enough to do that in the first place. Any half-brained moron knows that metal conducts electricity.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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fucking priceless

Haha yeah. I laughed for like 5 minutes.

That blowdryer prank is awesome "It's in my eyes, what the heck is your problem" lmao.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2008-04-11, 11:15
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haha yeah. I wonder if he got the $10
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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This brought tears to my eyes. Easily the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

Worst rap battle EVER

Keep your eye on the guy on the left.


well those were several minutes i am never getting back. hahaha
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Eli is obviously mentally challenged and he still shunned Envy.

Laughing at Eli isn't funny. =/
 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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hahaha she got so speechless when he dropped the treadmill remark.

phone fight is actually pretty hilarious, too, imo.
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Old 2008-04-17, 02:04
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hahaha she got so speechless when he dropped the treadmill remark.

phone fight is actually pretty hilarious, too, imo.

That was one of the funniest things i've heard in awhile. That bitch sure did shut up after that.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-04-18, 03:40
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lol yeah, it was funny how she tried to make out as though she didn't hear him, yet she was so stunned.

The guy is still a fucking idiot though.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-20, 09:36
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-20, 17:50
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HAHAHAH this guy is so cool!!
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HAHAHAH this guy is so cool!!

lol you actually agree with him?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-21, 02:21
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hahaha no, he's really funny though!! and he musts have balls to say that at Dr.Phil.

No i dont agree with him, i have more respect for women.
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hahaha no, he's really funny though!! and he musts have balls to say that at Dr.Phil.

No i dont agree with him, i have more respect for women.

That's good.

I hope one day he says something in front of a few big butch women that totally kick his ass and kick his balls into pulp.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-21, 09:29
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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then, i must be crazy!!!
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Old 2008-04-22, 22:42
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-25, 10:05
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8g...feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH8g...feature=related

Haha
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Wait for the German at the veeeeeeeeeery end...
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One for Requiem.

Wait for the German at the veeeeeeeeeery end...

hahahahahahah lmao

Fucking SICK!
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Wait for the German at the veeeeeeeeeery end...


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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Ha! That cruel joke video was pretty good.

Though it didn't change my opinion on cruel jokes.

Ditto.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-04-30, 10:33
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Old 2008-05-01, 23:02
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lol most people don't know that that's where the term 'lesbian' comes from.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-02, 10:42
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She has a boyfriend (This one is fucking awesome!)
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-05, 07:02
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2008-05-06, 16:49
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She has a boyfriend (This one is fucking awesome!)
Matt Berry is hilarous.
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Old 2008-05-07, 01:47
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Matt Berry is hilarous.

I didn't even know who that was when I first watched it. I just saw it on filecabi. Is he a British Comedian or actor or something?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-07, 12:04
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Yeah. He is Dr. Sanchez from Darkplace.
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Old 2008-05-07, 15:58
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Yeah. He is Dr. Sanchez from Darkplace.


And he's Dixon Bainbridge in The Mighty Boosh (along with the American guy, Rich Fulcher, at the start of that clip- he plays Bob Fossil)
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Old 2008-05-07, 20:31
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Yeah. He is Dr. Sanchez from Darkplace.

Never heard of it... or him.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-09, 20:50
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Old 2008-05-13, 06:06
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hahahahahaha!!


yeah this video was everywhere today. Maybe his name will be ruined and he'll lose his show... or maybe I'm just a dreamer.
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Old 2008-05-13, 15:57
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hahahahahaha!!


yeah this video was everywhere today. Maybe his name will be ruined and he'll lose his show... or maybe I'm just a dreamer.

I love him. As much as people seem to dislike him, i haven't found a single reason why yet. Only on occasion with i disagree with his logic, but in general hes about the only guy out there to say what needs to be said regardless of whether its red or blue.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-05-13, 22:08
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Right, cause what needs to be said is shit like the Malmedy incident.

That is not to say that I don't at all enjoy his show. He's not afraid to bring anyone onto the show and have a nice debate... I just hate when he has to be a loud-mouthed whiny bitch to attempt to stay dominant when he's losing, and how he sometimes twists the other person's intentions.
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Old 2008-05-13, 23:04
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Right, cause what needs to be said is shit like the Malmedy incident.

That is not to say that I don't at all enjoy his show. He's not afraid to bring anyone onto the show and have a nice debate... I just hate when he has to be a loud-mouthed whiny bitch to attempt to stay dominant when he's losing, and how he sometimes twists the other person's intentions.

Curious why this jackass is on a "news channel" giving opinions. Makes alot of sense, not.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2008-05-14, 00:30
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Quote from website : This video marked inappropriate by the Break community or contained copyrighted material.
Is there anywhere else I can see this? Whatever it was...
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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