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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Besides, there's another girl who's interested that looks better than my ex. She doesn't nag me or anything.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Ahaha, some of those are fucking hilarious.
"Eww.. its all over us!" Come on, the photographer had to think about that one before he put the two girls infront of it.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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English Comedy at it's almost finest.
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http://www.sfw-porn.com/
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Hey like half way down i swear thats the chick from Mythbusters. Like i'm almost willing to bet money on it.
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That is definitely her. At first I though.. thats got to be photoshopped but it looks totally real. Maybe she did porn or just shot some nudies?
And some of those were fucking hilarious. I think the sour patch kids one was the best.
Did a few google searches and it doesn't look like she has. She did do a nice spread for a mag, though: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/198/..._8827b0587f.jpg
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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I guess it's just a pornstar who looks like her.
But she should do porn. 
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This is something i say everytime i see her on her show.
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You know, she's really a two face. Some times she's pretty hot and other times I can't stop thinking how HUGE of a face she has.
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You know, she's really a two face. Some times she's pretty hot and other times I can't stop thinking how HUGE of a face she has.
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And i can agree with those statements.
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You know, she's really a two face. Some times she's pretty hot and other times I can't stop thinking how HUGE of a face she has.
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to cum right on her face?
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I didn't mean that was literally her in the above mentioned photo. I meant that that's who everybody here was thinking of, they couldn't remember her name. I don't think that's her in the revealing photo either.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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fucking spam...that's not funny. the only thing that's funny is your as good as gone you douche bag.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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HAHAHAAHH whatta douchebag!
hey did i miss something? spam?
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Yeah it was just some shitty spam advertisement thing.
Haven't seen you around here in awhile YGID. Welcome back
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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That is pretty ironic.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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I just sent that to one of my friends and she said that something about it looks kinda fake. So I looked again and noticed that something about the photos actually doesn't seem right. Did anybody else notice this too?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I just sent that to one of my friends and she said that something about it looks kinda fake. So I looked again and noticed that something about the photos actually doesn't seem right. Did anybody else notice this too?
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I really wouldn't doubt it haha.
My gunny in my unit was showing videos of when he went into Fallujah right after the main battle back a few years ago.
He was responsible for moving this trailer for a gas semi truck. Well an iraqi tow truck driver came and brought a large flat bed trailer with a crane. (to put the trailer ontop of it)
My gunny was like uh..... you sure this is gonna work?
"Oh yes yes, i do this all the time!"
He loaded up the tanker using the crane and didn't tie it down.
Well after he put the gas tanker onto the trailer he started driving off and the tanker fell off. The video showed a turned over tanker spilling gas everywhere..
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2008-03-12, 01:17
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Haha. Those photos reminded me of a story my dad told me. When he lived in the Isle of Man in the early 70's, him and his friend worked at a laundromat that delivered the clean laundry to peoples houses. When the boss was gone one night they had to stay behind and work overtime to finish a shitload of orders. They ended up getting drunk while working out of boredom and somehow managed to get all the orders finished, then thought it would be a good idea to steal the delivery van for the night and go party... 15 minutes later they flipped the fucking thing upside down and thought they could run to a payphone and report it stolen so it could be blamed on random car thieves that fled the scene after the accident. Unfortunately, the van had overturned right outside their bosses house, right in front of the front lawn and he saw them running away from the van.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-03-12, 02:39
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hahahahahahah!
Just picturing them running off is goddamn hilarious!
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2008-03-12, 05:42
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hahahahahahah!
Just picturing them running off is goddamn hilarious!
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lol yeah, especially when the boss is already walking out his front door to investigate the racket outside.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-03-17, 04:39
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2008-03-17, 07:48
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-03-17, 10:19
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-03-17, 11:34
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2008-03-17, 12:02
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I knew it had to be fake.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2008-03-17, 21:14
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Funny video... but The Doctor already posted it
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2008-03-18, 01:57
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so did graf before both of them.
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2008-03-18, 21:13
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Well, if all three of us liked it it must be good. Admin at tc showed it to me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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