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Old 2007-12-31, 09:54
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Old 2007-12-31, 23:38
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here are some better ones.

http://www.modern06.com/bilder/daim.jpg
http://www.graffiti.org/ewok/ewoktotem2.jpg
http://www.graffiti.org/stlouis/stl00_saber.jpg
http://www.graffiti.org/revok/revok18.jpg

a lot of it is really similar to metal band logos.

as for funny crap..i found a video of steve (basstendencies) in NC.

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpa...wnmowerDUI.html
 
Old 2008-01-01, 09:13
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sY7x8ZWRtc

I realize it says 2007 at the end but w/e.
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Old 2008-01-01, 11:13
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That's awesome!
 
Old 2008-01-01, 21:03
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as for funny crap..i found a video of steve (basstendencies) in NC.

http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpa...wnmowerDUI.html



this cops is a jerk, the guy wasn't dangerous for a second....and then he got peppered
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-01-03, 09:30
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-01-03, 19:00
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loll I surrender, i couldnt nuderstand a word! Funny pic tho!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-01-04, 03:07
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Old 2008-01-06, 08:15
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I think he means when it's in an area that is not suited for Graffiti like a subway station, or your house.
 
Old 2008-01-06, 19:21
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Old 2008-01-07, 01:28
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I think he means when it's in an area that is not suited for Graffiti like a subway station, or your house.

Yeah, I meant unwanted lame graffiti.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-01-07, 07:14
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man, that's trippy as fuck. The dude in the pickle looks completely hideous.
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2008-01-07, 11:18
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WTF!!!

im sure they are men with women costume. thats fucking weird tho...
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-01-07, 11:22
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-01-16, 07:40
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http://www.filecabi.net/video/funny...huge-party.html
Haha, this kid is so cocky. I hope his dad beats his ass, even though he's funny.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-01-16, 16:57
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stupid son, i wouldn't beat the shit out of him, i would cut his penis off though!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.

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Old 2008-01-16, 20:28
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stupid son, i wouldn't beat the shit out of him, i would his penis off though!

I like how you can't speak English properly.
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After then, you are ready to cum in her moisty vagina
 
Old 2008-01-16, 21:02
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Haha, this kid is so cocky. I hope his dad beats his ass, even though he's funny.


He looks like a godamn muppet!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-01-17, 06:57
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He looks like a godamn muppet!



can you take those glasses out?
No!
Why?
Because they are famous...
what would you say to your parents?
sorry?
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-01-18, 12:59
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-01-19, 17:44
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Old 2008-01-19, 17:53
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What the hell?
 
Old 2008-01-19, 18:03
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Is that like Elvenking or Fintroll or something?
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Old 2008-01-19, 18:05
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Is that like Elvenking or Fintroll or something?


Close enough. I actually enjoyed it but the video was fucking random.
 
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Old 2008-01-19, 18:49
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That's one of the best motivational pictures I've seen.
 
Old 2008-01-22, 01:10
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...498499058&hl=en

Best video I've seen for quite some time.
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Old 2008-01-22, 06:01
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oh my god that was fuckin hilarious. what kinda cop makes you fuckin dance like that as a sobriety test? thats kinda fuct up
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Old 2008-01-22, 10:55
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oh my god that was fuckin hilarious. what kinda cop makes you fuckin dance like that as a sobriety test? thats kinda fuct up


A joke one.
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Old 2008-01-22, 17:38
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oh my god that was fuckin hilarious. what kinda cop makes you fuckin dance like that as a sobriety test? thats kinda fuct up


that's a clip from reno 911, a show on comedy central.
 
Old 2008-01-28, 06:02
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Old 2008-01-28, 06:31
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OH!!! thats duuuurty!!!
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Old 2008-01-28, 07:07
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HAHAHAHAHA... his fault for looking up!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-01-31, 04:03
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Old 2008-01-31, 04:39
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hahahahah

lookit his reaction right when it happens!!!

You don't have to understand Portuguese in order to find this video funny. In fact, I think it's funnier not knowing what he's saying.
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Old 2008-01-31, 19:21
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PRobably posted already, but it's so fucking funny.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CXtyYiI5HDk
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2008-02-01, 03:27
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Old 2008-02-01, 07:26
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-02-01, 07:40
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PRobably posted already, but it's so fucking funny.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CXtyYiI5HDk
George Fisher is great. It's funny to see his inner nerd leak out on screen. I bet if he sold a character he'd get an ass load of money.
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Old 2008-02-01, 09:11
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Talking

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-02-01, 09:26
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You successfully brought a tear to my eye.
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Old 2008-02-01, 11:22
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You successfully brought a tear to my eye.

Me?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-02-01, 12:01
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Yes you.

I was gonna post those on my myspace page but I live in the bible belt so I fear mobs welding torches and pitch forks and banjos.
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-02-01, 20:30
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but I live in the bible belt so I fear mobs welding torches and pitch forks and banjos.

How shitty, I feel sorry for anyone that has to live in a place like that. I've never been around too many religious fanatics, I was lucky enough to be born in a fairly large Canadian city
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-02-01, 20:34
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I envy you. I'd much rather live in Canada than Tennessee anyday. Amazingly a lot of my friends are atheist because of the fanatics and nearly everyone around my age drinks and smoke pot because there's really nothing better to do.
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Old 2008-02-01, 20:56
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I envy you. I'd much rather live in Canada than Tennessee anyday. Amazingly a lot of my friends are atheist because of the fanatics and nearly everyone around my age drinks and smoke pot because there's really nothing better to do.

Move here if you have a good career you'll most likely be accepted. If you don't have a good career, get a trade under your belt, Canada wants tradesmen of any kind.

Anyways, here's some more loljesus...

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2008-02-01, 21:01
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-02-01, 21:02
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I'll be going to college for video game design soon, I hope that helps. I really am considering moving to Canada.

"Let's turn him in for the reward"
"Is that baby for sell?" "It is now!"
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"Let's turn him in for the reward"
"Is that baby for sell?" "It is now!"

Haha, loljesus rules!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-02-01, 21:08
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Not yet. I'm not picky at this point in time.
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Old 2008-02-02, 05:35
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-02-02, 05:51
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MONTREAL MONTREAL!

dont fucking move to Ontario, its full of shit head and this place is boring as hell....
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
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Old 2008-02-02, 09:23
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Spend some time living there and you might begin to hate it That was nicely filmed though.
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That's awesome but I was loling the whole time.
 
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MONTREAL MONTREAL!

dont fucking move to Ontario, its full of shit head and this place is boring as hell....
Really? I've been interested in Whitby for a while.

"So There I was, balls deep in his ass, and he's like "I want to cuddle"... how gay is that?! LOL"
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That was fucking awesome! I love shit like that.
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NFL fans, for the most part, will enjoy this one..particularly cowboys fans. it's pretty funny regardless.

hitler: bloodthirsty dictator, die-hard cowboys fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2triiYXSY8
 
Old 2008-02-02, 22:43
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that Hitler one was fucking awesome, hahahha. Here's another version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYvZnTFpip0&NR=1
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA.

And especially this one:
http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/cock666.JPG

LOL

Hahaha yeah, that site is tits.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Hahaha, that reminds me of the anti-white rally on Squidbillies.

"Is this your card?"
"That's a joker, that shouldn't even be in the deck."
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THIS made me laugh out loud in an extremely dirty fashion.
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Old 2008-02-05, 15:11
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THIS made me laugh out loud in an extremely dirty fashion.

Haha, where the hell did you find that?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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THIS made me laugh out loud in an extremely dirty fashion.



LOLL
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
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Haha, where the hell did you find that?


Basketball-court around the corner.
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Basketball-court around the corner.

wtf... that's you?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=kig79_noBzk

i found it funny, special song from the guy of Capharnaum.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
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That is actually pretty funny. Reminds me of this guy I hang out with named Mickey. Kinda looks like him too.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-02-07, 06:22
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"And that's how I got hepatitis."

Great stuff.
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"And that's how I got hepatitis."

Great stuff.

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/...stsuppermr2.jpg

One that I submitted.

Lame
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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wtf... that's you?



Nah I'm not that heroic.


But it ís fantastic.
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
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Brainwashed Christian lady goes mad in coffee shop :
http://filecabi.net/video/Christian...offee_Shop.html
(wtf?!? I would have at least argued with her to get her angrier lololol, could be fun


Beer truck crashes and people loot beer :
http://filecabi.net/video/beertruc11k.html


The unfunny truth about Scientology :
http://filecabi.net/video/about_scientology.html
This one (As the title clearly warns) isn't funny, but interesting.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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I'm dyin' here. I grew up with family watching this on Saturday or Sunday night whenever he was on. A kid I talk to sent me their actual "One Toke Over the Line" video which was amusing and yet pretty cool since Brewer and Shipley did a bomb job of it back in the day, but Velvet Underground with this is hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i48BP1PUoFI&NR=1
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hahahh, that's actually a pretty good one.


The Best Fight Scene of All Time


Jim Rome vs. Jim Everett
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Ha! You'll have to explain to me why he's calling him Chris and why its an insult. I know shit about Football.
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Chris Evert was a female tennis player. Here's some more background on it.

Rome's the kinda guy who just likes to piss people off and not even in a particularly witty or intelligent way.. just raw disrespect. but I will say, its funny as hell. you cant help but love a guy like that - and hate him at the same time.
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This video deeply moved me.

Be sure to check out all his other ones.
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Yeah, I guess so. But I don't see any debris but that doesn't really matter. Still one of the damnest things I've ever seen.
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HAH the last seconds!
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Originally Posted by far_beyond_sane
Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2008-02-10, 10:04
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Medicine man
http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
Are You a god warrior too?


The story.
Make your own crazy religious bullshit!
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Old 2008-02-10, 18:32
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Lmfao, that bitch is crazy.
 
Old 2008-02-10, 23:42
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LOLL

SHE'S NOT CHRISTIAAAAANNN
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2008-02-11, 00:01
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I want to start talking like her. Seems easy, you just get louder at the END OF YOUR SENTENCES!

The fact that there is actually people like in the world is scary. I bet the pope would even think she's taking it a little too far.
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