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Old 2007-10-26, 22:29
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this is the lamest ace of spades cover ever
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Old 2007-10-31, 05:13
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Old 2007-11-05, 10:06
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haha, fucking disgusting.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-05, 18:59
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doc - that was pretty bad..didn't finish that one out.

me himself - haha nice find..i've never seen that thing before.. pretty good spoof.

http://www.winknews.com/news/local/10987146.html
new way to get high?
 
Old 2007-11-05, 21:29
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thats sickening

comes to show what people will do to get high when soft-drugs are forbidden
 
Old 2007-11-05, 23:10
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yea, it is fucking nasty. i'd rather huff paint or something like that. there's even a wikipedia article about this shit..no pun intended.
 
Old 2007-11-05, 23:50
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I'm curious about what the high is like. I wonder how the authorities would handle the situation if this became a real problem.
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Old 2007-11-06, 00:28
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http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=514074

haha, there is another link with information about it. Mmmmhmm...Butthash.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-11-06, 01:48
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That sounds fucking nasty, but worth a try... for fucks sake i'm joking.
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Old 2007-11-06, 01:55
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i can't believe anyone would do it.. there are so many chemicals out there that are readily available. maybe they think that huffing this couldn't cause you to die instantly like other chemicals. also, i guess it is convenient being able to make your own drugs legally.
 
Old 2007-11-07, 21:33
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-07, 21:51
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-11-07, 22:44
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Haha, fucking awesome. I'm gonna watch all of those.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-08, 00:26
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hahaha, good stuff.


ALL HAIL T3CHNOVIKING!!1
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Old 2007-11-08, 00:43
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-11-08, 01:58
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2007-11-08, 19:09
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swords will cut your fucking hands off. great stuff.
 
Old 2007-11-09, 00:47
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The burger king guy is awesome.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-09, 01:31
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that's oddly brilliant.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2007-11-09, 03:07
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The burger king guy is awesome.


He not a Burger King guy, he is the Burger King.
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Old 2007-11-09, 05:28
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He not a Burger King guy, he is the Burger King.

Yeah true. For some reason I have a habit of calling him the burger king guy.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-09, 09:03
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-09, 17:01
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damn thats twisted. Amazing music too.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2007-11-09, 18:20
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Old 2007-11-09, 18:58
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damn thats twisted. Amazing music too.

lol yeah, I sent that to all my stoner friends. I'm also gonna make one of em watch it the next time they do acid, should be fun to see how they react
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-12, 06:26
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fuck guitar hero, this is the NEW SHIT!!

http://www.phobe.com/sfi/accordion.html
 
Old 2007-11-12, 09:23
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HOLY SHIT NO


If I'd have an Xbox 360 I'd fucken BUY THAT SHIT. No kidding.


Edit:
# Can't Touch This, M.C. Hammer
# Ya Ya Wunderbar, Frankie Yankovic
# Ride The Lightning, Metallica

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

Piaf:
Oh wait, it's fake. Fuckers.
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Old 2007-11-12, 11:06
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haha, you're stupid
 
Old 2007-11-12, 14:01
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fuck guitar hero, this is the NEW SHIT!!

http://www.phobe.com/sfi/accordion.html


Hells yeah. I can't wait for Cowbell Hero.
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Old 2007-11-13, 07:10
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Hells yeah. I can't wait for Cowbell Hero.

I got to try out the beta release for cello hero.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-13, 21:52
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.

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Old 2007-11-15, 16:59
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its out already, you fool

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/022207.php
 
Old 2007-11-16, 03:29
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Old 2007-11-16, 06:06
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2007-11-16, 17:39
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Good ole Canadian comedy. That show is fairly entertaining.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-11-16, 17:44
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Old 2007-11-17, 04:46
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That's gold.
 
Old 2007-11-17, 23:17
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Haha, what a loser.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-11-18, 00:20
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that's fucking mean man

...but it's got FAKE written all over it, just because it's so mean, hahaha
 
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Old 2007-11-18, 20:56
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That's my favorite episode of The Boondocks.
 
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Could only sit through about 2 minutes of it. It's shit.
 
Old 2007-11-21, 01:43
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4RNb3tt0LM this guy likes his sausage.
 
Old 2007-11-21, 02:02
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hahaha, that's great. nice find graf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5jMFcGvfCc

idk if any of you have heard of John Valby but he's the fucking man.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2007-11-21, 07:30
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hahaha, that's great. nice find graf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5jMFcGvfCc

idk if any of you have heard of John Valby but he's the fucking man.


That was VERY unexpected good video.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2007-11-21, 16:23
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Long live DIMEBAG
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2007-11-22, 05:49
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... Something missing. Just to rigid.
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Old 2007-11-22, 16:56
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I swear I get through 3 seconds of his spine splitter cover and almost shit myself.

I think he may become RoG's new Ryan Parry.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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Old 2007-11-22, 17:48
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Lol, yeah I watched that one too. It sounded better it places but the headbanging was
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Old 2007-11-25, 22:32
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HAHAHAHAhahahahHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAhahahahHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

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LOLLLLLLLL

oh....my....fucking....god, so hilarous!!! i almost shit in my pants.

i just didnt get the mohammed ali joke
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-11-26, 04:22
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LOLLLLLLLL

oh....my....fucking....god, so hilarous!!! i almost shit in my pants.

i just didnt get the mohammed ali joke



"fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee"

buh-doon-chiiiihhhhh!
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
 
Old 2007-11-26, 13:30
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HAHAHAHAhahahahHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

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WTF
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Old 2007-11-26, 17:19
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HAHAHAHAhahahahHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

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haha holy fuck.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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Old 2007-11-26, 22:37
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-11-26, 23:27
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Kermit's reply to 2 girls 1 cup

http://www.flabber.nl/archief/022319.php

hi-fucking-larious
 
Old 2007-11-27, 00:22
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Old 2007-11-27, 19:34
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Old 2007-11-27, 21:22
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Old 2007-11-27, 21:44
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lololol
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Old 2007-11-27, 21:46
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He has 9 other videos! All equally funny.
 
Old 2007-11-28, 02:33
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Old 2007-11-28, 04:27
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Old 2007-11-28, 04:57
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hahah you bastard! there goes your vote for mod. it was getting towards the end and i'm thinking..man this isn't funny, in fact, this is one of the shittiest videos i've ever seen. i guess it makes up for the rest of it before it's over at least.
 
Old 2007-11-28, 05:29
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Haha, those videos suck horribly, it's the aftermath that makes them so great.
 
Old 2007-11-28, 06:13
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prick...


you got me GOOD too. volume was on full blast. I actually thought there was something wrong with my volume considering the video posted by graf right before yours had no volume either.
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Old 2007-11-28, 13:30
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I actually thought there was something wrong with my volume considering the video posted by graf right before yours had no volume either.


haha, same here! I was fucking checking my wire connections and everything.
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Old 2007-11-30, 04:28
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Old 2007-11-30, 04:41
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haha, what an asshole.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-11-30, 06:48
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sometimes, people are dumb..thats all we have to know
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-12-03, 05:02
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Old 2007-12-03, 18:56
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Haha, poor prick. See? In the end crime really doesn't pay
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/4313020a4560.html two guys posing as helpful gardeners, offered to assist a nunnery with their garden.. then they planted more than 30 of their own plants. until the local police were tipped off.
 
Old 2007-12-05, 17:40
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haha, it's bullshit that those nuns didn't get arrested. I'm sure they knew EXACTLY what those men were planting. They prolly thought, "30 free pot plants?!? hot damn!"
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Old 2007-12-05, 18:43
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i lol'd at the end
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-12-05, 22:20
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-12-07, 23:03
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Old 2007-12-08, 16:46
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-12-18, 20:16
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Old 2007-12-19, 07:54
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Old 2007-12-19, 08:16
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+1 for that request. I wanna see that lol
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-12-21, 04:19
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2007-12-21, 05:58
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-12-23, 10:41
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Old 2007-12-23, 23:18
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA...NO FREAKING WAY!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-12-24, 11:00
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Well i liked it.
 
Old 2007-12-24, 11:21
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That
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part was really good.


No seriously I really liked it. Gotta love those dedicated Japanese Heavy Metal Maniacs!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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