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Yeah, I'd freak out and kill him.
Is he like a midget or is he normal size? I don't know what his condition is, and I don't really want to go searching for it because I don't want to look at him anymore.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Well, I have been and nothing as been that weird that I've seen. That spiderchrist thing makes me laugh everytime I see it though.
Oh wait. The one I posted was pretty crazy. You might not want to click that. It's a hideous 2 headed monster.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I found the chicken-fucker remark to be amusing, but this one really takes the cake. It's from a newspaper article apparently. The guys wear girl's pants.
"The look he describes is common among students. Walking around the quad, it is easy to spot someone wearing girl jeans, a "super-tight hoodie," and a bandana in their back pocket."
The hankie in the back pocket reminded me of a site I stumbled across that gave the lowdown on hankies in pockets. Depending on what color and the location of the hankie they let another person know what sexual preferances one guy has for another. Now how gay is that for hxc? Don't ask me what the site was because it was quite some time ago and not what I was looking for. Pretty funny though.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Click this link many times and make me happy, will ya? Seriously. Clicking this link and voting for Injustice Clown will make me smile.
Why? Because it's a comic. And it's good, because there is a diseased clown in it.
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http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/lobby/
Ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you argued with a freight train or fell victim to a disorganised predatory serial killer with necrosadistic tendencies? Well nows your chance!
My family favourite is the chap who committed suicide by passing his body through a band saw!!! 
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I woke up in the middle of the night not being able to sleep, and I see the old thread EvilGuitarist666 brings back ... and all I can think of is how he incurred the wrath of Alphie the Puppet.
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http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/lobby/
Ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you argued with a freight train or fell victim to a disorganised predatory serial killer with necrosadistic tendencies? Well nows your chance!
My family favourite is the chap who committed suicide by passing his body through a band saw!!!
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I'm glad you posted what they were. My hubby's first father-in-law had cancer and lived near tracks all his life. They never figured out if it was suicide or a freak accident. And a good friend of hubby's killed herself within the past year going around traffic to ram her car into a train. She was in her 20's but an abused child. Her dad didn't even come to her funeral. I posted a song I did about it awhile back.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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She smacked yer knuckles with the hammer again, eh?  GO MOM!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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http://www.pchorsepower.com/shock/lobby/
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crap, that's some horrible shit right there. that made my stomach turn 360 degrees. not exactly 'funny' internet crap but harsh reality, I can't believe some of those things are real.
I looked at them all, that chick who murdered her man and cut him into pieces with a saw, damn... she got caught because they photographed the whole thing and brought the film to a local supermarket, stupid fucks |
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Ever wanted to know what you'd look like if you argued with a freight train or fell victim to a disorganised predatory serial killer with necrosadistic tendencies? Well nows your chance!
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http://leenks.com/gallery389-all.htm
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I thought this was cute and full of wisdom of the era. My friend and I were in a Steve and Barry's or Old Navy the other day, one of the new stores in teh mall anyways, and we saw the fringed belts and the ones with big rivets and started laughing. Oooo, flashbacks! 
http://www.humoriste.freeservers.com/DiscoFever.htm
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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LESSON TWO in the FBS internet series "How to act like a man".
Today's installment involves wrestling a sword from your attacker and KILLING HIM WITH IT. For Great Justice!
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WHAT? WHAT? The article says SWORD. Don't you dare de-man my new hero Johnny the Robber Stabber. I bet it was a fucking 12 foot Highlander sword with metal spikes ALONG THE HANDLE to prove that only the TRULY TOUGH CAN WIELD IT!
Lightning bolt!
Lightning bolt!
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WHAT? WHAT? The article says SWORD. Don't you dare de-man my new hero Johnny the Robber Stabber. I bet it was a fucking 12 foot Highlander sword with metal spikes ALONG THE HANDLE to prove that only the TRULY TOUGH CAN WIELD IT!
Lightning bolt!
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2005-11-02, 14:16
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WHAT? WHAT? The article says SWORD. Don't you dare de-man my new hero Johnny the Robber Stabber. I bet it was a fucking 12 foot Highlander sword with metal spikes ALONG THE HANDLE to prove that only the TRULY TOUGH CAN WIELD IT!
Lightning bolt!
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Right...
Lighting bolt? |
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2005-11-03, 00:51
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Lighting bolt?
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LIGHTNING BOLT!
LIGHTNING BOLT!
SLEEP!
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-11-03, 02:04
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Got anything else to say you rancid parrot?
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2005-11-03, 02:39
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Pfft, most likely not a sword - a machete perhaps. But still, this guy should be doing European martial arts!
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European Martial Arts? There's such thing? What does it involve?
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2005-11-03, 02:51
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European Martial Arts? There's such thing? What does it involve?
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Warhammers and AK's.
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2005-11-03, 05:17
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Right...
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2005-11-03, 05:22
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-11-03, 05:25
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2005-11-03, 05:52
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If anything else comes up, I'll let you know. Because it's IMMATURITY THURSDAY!
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Yeah right,more like"I'm drunk off my ass Thursday". |
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2005-11-03, 08:37
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LIGHTNING BOLT!
LIGHTNING BOLT!
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DEATH!
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2005-11-03, 16:53
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IMMATURITY THURSDAY? Aww shucks, why didn't you let me know? |
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2005-11-03, 16:57
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European Martial Arts? There's such thing? What does it involve?
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It's the study of Europe's indigenous historical fighting systems (eg. hand to hand, dagger, longsword, etc.).
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Find the video you cunt.Its on this forum somewhere.
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2005-11-03, 22:03
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2005-11-03, 22:37
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mid-evil stress camp, i knew people in high school who went to those, wierd
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2005-11-03, 23:05
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2005-11-03, 23:49
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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IMMATURITY THURSDAY? Aww shucks, why didn't you let me know?
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That was fucking quality. I sent it to my friends.
Best toy in the world.
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2005-11-05, 00:59
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haha,that is awesome.
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2005-11-07, 17:49
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2005-11-07, 18:05
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2005-11-07, 18:32
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thats fucking hilarious! what a bunch of losers
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2005-11-08, 12:45
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thats pretty funny too haha...i can't belive ANYONE would get that stressed over a fucking game
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2005-11-08, 19:12
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2005-11-08, 19:57
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But he didn't drop the tv out the window or rip the wires out of the wall. He could have thrown the controller at the screen, too. (Silly me almost called it a picture tube. Do they still have those?) I think he handled his anger pretty well unless when he walked out the door he grabbed a machine gun.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-11-11, 00:57
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i did that at school and people were like what the fucks up with that kid. i tryed the blues and they thought i was a retard or somthing
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2005-11-11, 06:42
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2005-11-11, 10:21
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2005-11-11, 11:54
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that rat thing god damn that was funny
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2005-11-11, 12:33
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zOMG!
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2005-11-11, 13:54
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hahaha that blue rat!!
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2005-11-11, 16:07
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that was cool
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2005-11-11, 18:08
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that was amazing.
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BLOODY FINGER MAIL!
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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2005-11-15, 00:15
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I greatly enjoyed how you dotted the 'i's keep up the good work nHoE!
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I greatly enjoyed how you dotted the 'i's keep up the good work nHoE!
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just my little contribution actually thats kinda cool
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just my little contribution actually thats kinda cool |
I wanna try to make something like that in computer studies but with a picture of my finger.
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haha that would be cool.
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