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http://youtube.com/watch?v=uM5Ul-Y_0E8
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According to those comments the baby was poisned at was trying to fight the toxin off. Pretty fucked up posting a video of your own child fighting for its life. Though I doubt that is the actual scenario.
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She jumped in feet first!!! Fucking stupid 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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The bass player looks like a fucking bug here.....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3Xi7xeEMM8
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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I've done this kinda jump and I hit the bottom hard. Feet first is the way to go because you can slow down a bunch before bottom impact. A month later a friend of mine decide to go head first at the same place I jumped and crushed his neck and skull. The legs can absorb more than the head. I rather sprang my ankle than my face. |
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Sorry guys i see why you said what you did in the gear thread requim.
Well my keyboard is really fucking weird and i really do need to check my shit before posting sorry.
Rephrase: I tried to plug my amp head into my computer to record and i blew the sound or something lol.
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I've done this kinda jump and I hit the bottom hard. Feet first is the way to go because you can slow down a bunch before bottom impact. A month later a friend of mine decide to go head first at the same place I jumped and crushed his neck and skull. The legs can absorb more than the head. I rather sprang my ankle than my face.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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hahaha. All of his videos are ridiculous.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-07-16, 02:57
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2007-07-16, 05:26
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Originally Posted by Requiem
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I see the "Internet crap"...but where is the "Funny"?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-07-16, 05:29
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I see the "Internet crap"...but where is the "Funny"?
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2007-07-16, 08:18
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
I see the "Internet crap"...but where is the "Funny"?
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Here it is.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2007-07-16, 13:42
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Bahah, indeed.
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2007-07-16, 14:24
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lololololol.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-07-16, 14:38
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The Mountie From Hell
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now thats a "lol"
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2007-07-17, 16:20
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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2007-07-17, 16:29
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looks like the best one yet!
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2007-07-17, 19:08
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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I left a happy lil' comment
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2007-07-18, 15:43
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Die Young.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-07-18, 20:49
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I am a tax on the world..
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2007-07-19, 09:22
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2007-07-19, 17:58
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My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
 Long live DIMEBAG
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2007-07-19, 19:18
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Slayer of dumb cunts
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thats the most ridiculous shit i've ever seen haha.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2007-07-19, 20:03
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Die Young.
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Damn..where has this site been all of my life.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe. |
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2007-07-19, 21:46
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the siamese
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HAHAHAH im gonna buy one for my gf LOLL
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2007-07-20, 02:49
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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I was lolling like a jackass at work.
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Requiem is the new Dissection. |
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2007-07-20, 04:06
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haha fuckin hilarious
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Like a drug it feeds the imagination of minds that go unparalyzed
Followers to the leaders of mass hypnotic corruption
That live their lives only to criticize
Where is the invisible line that we must draw to create individual thought?
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2007-07-20, 04:56
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2007-07-20, 22:38
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HORSE The Band - Birdo
This video made me laugh, mainly just watching the faces the keyboardist makes. I've been listening to these guys a lot lately. I'm going to see them soon in Atlanta.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2007-07-20, 22:56
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Sorry for the double post.
Kitty Fight Club
A homemade video that my friends made for a school project. Sadly I'm not in it. Possibly in the sequel.
Note: The Nintendo gun is in every scene.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2007-07-20, 22:59
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Burnin' and a-lootin' tonight
burnin' all pollution tonight
burnin' all illusion tonight
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2007-07-21, 00:26
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2007-07-21, 00:46
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Okay.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-21, 01:50
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Die Young.
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"You know you're a Redneck when..."
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe. |
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2007-07-21, 01:58
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That is awesome. Think about a scenario where an officer pulls you over. You ask him if we wants some steak. |
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2007-07-21, 12:29
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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It's from an Australian comedy show.
It's real. Edited, but real.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
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2007-07-21, 18:01
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2007-07-22, 00:08
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2007-07-22, 01:38
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Anyone here ever been to www.tourettesguy.com ? It's fucking hilarious. For those of you who haven't heard of it... it's basically a website about some guy named Danny who actually has tourettes syndrome, along with anger issues and a drinking problem to boot. His son and his friends film him having tourettes attacks, in his home and in public. The main website is down right now, but here are some youtube links :
Grocery store
Random shit
More random shit
Just search youtube for "Tourettes Guy" and you'll find way more hilarious shit.
Enjoy
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2007-07-22, 19:22
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you can rent a video and buy a watermelon at the same store.
you've seen your pastor thumbing for a ride.
you're forced to stop on the side of the highway to piss and someone's already out there.
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2007-07-23, 18:40
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2007-07-23, 19:10
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Thats fucking rich. I'm pretty sure if an american president or soon to be one sang like.. the canadian or mexican one it would be over for them.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth... |
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2007-07-23, 20:34
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Thats fucking rich. I'm pretty sure if an american president or soon to be one sang like.. the canadian or mexican one it would be over for them.
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There is a Mexican anthem? Guantanamera?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2007-07-23, 21:09
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Slayer of dumb cunts
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There is a Mexican anthem? Guantanamera?
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Is there......?
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth... |
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2007-07-23, 22:40
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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