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Old 2007-05-23, 09:16
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Fuck yeah I don't see how it is funny but who cares. RAMBO!

a) He rips a guy's throat off.

b) He turns a guy into mush with an anti-tank weapon mounted in the back of the car.

c) He punches a guys head off? (With some sort of instrument maybe)

That is comedy gold.
 
Old 2007-05-23, 09:54
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a) He rips a guy's throat off.

b) He turns a guy into mush with an anti-tank weapon mounted in the back of the car.

c) He punches a guys head off? (With some sort of instrument maybe)

That is comedy gold.


... I don't really see why it is comedy at this point. Rambo is a Hollywood character that is the ultimate compacted badass war veteran of all time.

What isn't funny are the people that make Rambo look like a cub scout in real life.
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Old 2007-05-23, 13:04
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I can't imagine anyone making Rambo look like a cub scout. It would really require mass amounts of killing from a one man wrecking screw to make Rambo look like a cub scout, and that would not be funny at all.
 
Old 2007-05-28, 21:02
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This article is fucking hilarious:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6698753.stm

I love the caption under the picture...
 
Old 2007-05-28, 22:34
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Old 2007-05-28, 23:22
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trailer park boys movie

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay...695966206968288
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Old 2007-05-28, 23:42
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This article is fucking hilarious:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6698753.stm

I love the caption under the picture...


That was great.
 
Old 2007-05-28, 23:51
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Some of you guys have probably already seen this, but this is just fucking hilarious.

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/21568
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2007-05-28, 23:55
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trailer park boys movie

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay...695966206968288


Oddly enough.... i looked that up earlier and watched it for the first time.

What a great fucking movie.
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Old 2007-05-29, 01:22
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http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/21568

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Old 2007-05-29, 04:06
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trailer park boys movie

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay...695966206968288



haha trailer park boys rules! i just saw the episode from sunday and it was pretty damn good. shaping up for a big shit-storm in the next episode or two. can't wait till sunday.
 
Old 2007-05-29, 05:34
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trailer park boys movie

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay...695966206968288



That's not the actual movie, that is the pilot before Showcase bought the show.

All that shit was filmed in Dartmouth...my city. lol.

Oh, btw graf...I still haven't uploaded the drive-by pics of the park, although they are pretty blurry. I really don't know if there will be another season..all the trailers are boarded up..I guess within a month we'll know because they film during the summer.
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Old 2007-05-29, 18:49
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Old 2007-05-29, 23:38
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That's not the actual movie, that is the pilot before Showcase bought the show.

All that shit was filmed in Dartmouth...my city. lol.

Oh, btw graf...I still haven't uploaded the drive-by pics of the park, although they are pretty blurry. I really don't know if there will be another season..all the trailers are boarded up..I guess within a month we'll know because they film during the summer.

Yeah i didn't see that one. black and white generally annoys the hell out of me. Its usually unnecessary. But i did watch THE real movie.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-05-31, 01:08
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That guys line is becoming famous. I'm finding that spammers story everywhere I WILL DOMINATE YOUR FACE!
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Old 2007-05-31, 03:54
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-05-31, 05:07
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hahaha that is fucked! as someone commented on you tube...who the hell would voluntarily go on that show!?
 
Old 2007-05-31, 11:10
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Old 2007-05-31, 20:59
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Old 2007-06-02, 17:39
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Old 2007-06-02, 21:45
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Shit, I remember when they used to play that on television when I was a kid.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-06-02, 22:38
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Straight out of Compton:

http://crazymotherfuckernamedicecube.ytmnsfw.com

Funniest shit ever!
 
Old 2007-06-03, 01:34
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http://crazymotherfuckernamedicecube.ytmnsfw.com

Funniest shit ever!

what the fuck?
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Old 2007-06-03, 02:01
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Straight out of Compton:

http://crazymotherfuckernamedicecube.ytmnsfw.com

Funniest shit ever!


HAHAHA Awesome shit.
 
Old 2007-06-03, 02:54
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http://crazymotherfuckernamedicecube.ytmnsfw.com

Funniest shit ever!


That was better than the original. Fucking GREAT.
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Old 2007-06-03, 18:07
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.

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Old 2007-06-03, 18:47
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Straight out of Compton:

http://crazymotherfuckernamedicecube.ytmnsfw.com

Funniest shit ever!



nothing happens when i click those links..just see a tiled background and thats it.




ha i posted that alf video a while ago. that cannibal corpse one is pretty funny..too bad he didn't make them sit through the whole song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD6dKvVFzog&NR=1 this guy can't do good metal vocals either.

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Old 2007-06-03, 19:14
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Old 2007-06-04, 00:47
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nothing happens when i click those links..just see a tiled background and thats it.



Turn your volume up, or try using a different web browser.

The most legendary video of all time

Fred Shred v2
 
Old 2007-06-04, 02:30
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hahah it's not the real Fred Durst!

He shreds very good though!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Old 2007-06-04, 03:02
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-04, 06:43
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it's fake!...sliding muslims!...if it was true, they wouldn't keep their sandals as long as they kept them
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Old 2007-06-04, 06:48
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lol that is a stupid ass video
 
Old 2007-06-04, 12:12
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it's fake!...sliding muslims!...if it was true, they wouldn't keep their sandals as long as they kept them


It's clearly not fake.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-04, 14:09
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I wonder if he committed suicide after that.


Some one must have forgotten to inform him you need a whole band for that vocal style to be effective, and even then, it won't win you any awards on a pop culture tv show.
 
Old 2007-06-05, 05:05
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Cop trips out on stolen weed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG41...e6%2D4302%2Dba4

Edit: Meh, not that funny, and it's not a cop.

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Old 2007-06-05, 11:46
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2007-06-05, 12:16
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Old 2007-06-07, 22:03
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2007-06-07, 23:27
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I swear to god, This is where I live.
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Old 2007-06-07, 23:57
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs

What a dumb fucking video. I somehow feel like that ignorance has washed itself onto me.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-06-08, 00:46
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.

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Old 2007-06-08, 00:53
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I swear to god, This is where I live.
same town and everything.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs


LOL
I hope it's a joke, but very funning though!!!!

CTL: lolll poor girl!!...the guy was like:....*sigh* why the hell she got into porn if it hurts when i put my cock in her asshole
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.

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Old 2007-06-08, 01:18
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I swear to god, This is where I live.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs


Watched the whole "Unforgivable" series. Fucking hilarious! Had me laughing to the point of tears.
 
Old 2007-06-08, 01:25
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I swear to god, This is where I live.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs


that is the funnest fucking video!!
 
Old 2007-06-08, 01:50
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Old 2007-06-08, 23:53
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Old 2007-06-09, 00:23
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LOL.....wtf, man.

Maybe you will find me weird, but, maybe its not funny, but i cant stop laughing!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sw1U7yYz858

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Old 2007-06-09, 03:37
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Watched the whole "Unforgivable" series. Fucking hilarious! Had me laughing to the point of tears.


Yeah, those are really funny..I find myself imitating the guy quite often since I've seen the first video.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-09, 03:44
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Those weren't funny at all.
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RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-09, 03:54
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Those weren't funny at all.


LOL I thought they were.
 
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LOL I thought they were.

I don't think it does mostly because it reminds me of the ridiculous bullshit i've seen. Fucking stupid ass... "ghetto" attitude you see infecting people.
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
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Old 2007-06-09, 06:45
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Im pretty sure the guy give some speed pills to this cat!!

LOLLL
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Old 2007-06-09, 17:23
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http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intell...dixie_quiz.html

I got 80% Dixie. ....mostly likely 'cause I was born and raised in Houston, TX
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Old 2007-06-09, 22:05
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Old 2007-06-09, 22:14
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Old 2007-06-09, 22:27
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Old 2007-06-09, 22:30
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Fucking hilarious


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Old 2007-06-09, 22:51
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Fucking hilarious


Everyone have seen this before!...pretty disgusting
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Old 2007-06-09, 23:04
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I got 80% Dixie. ....mostly likely 'cause I was born and raised in Houston, TX



40% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.
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Old 2007-06-10, 06:22
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69% dixie....what is dixie?!
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Old 2007-06-10, 06:39
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what is dixie?!


A little dick. Like Jerry Lewis has.

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Old 2007-06-10, 06:47
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Old 2007-06-10, 07:00
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57% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.
 
Old 2007-06-10, 13:10
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69% dixie....what is dixie?!



haha wtf...I guess that's the difference between english and french canadians.
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Old 2007-06-10, 21:47
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....what is dixie?!

hahaha, even if you don't know, you can at least guess that it's the opposite of a yankee.
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Old 2007-06-10, 21:57
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Old 2007-06-10, 23:01
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wow hahah, baaad moter skills....
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/23298/
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2007-06-10, 23:18
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http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/23298/

Dumbshit kid.
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Old 2007-06-11, 00:35
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2007-06-11, 02:37
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Lol nice Powers.

This kid is lulz. Felt awkward just watching this.

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/23559/
 
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HAHAHA!!!!


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...eoID=1938589369

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Old 2007-06-11, 02:58
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What a dumb fucking video. I somehow feel like that ignorance has washed itself onto me.

god fucking damnit, it posted the wrong link.
here it is
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...story?track=rss
make sure you look at the picture on the left
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Old 2007-06-11, 03:25
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Know any more good ones? The only ones I know of are Lemonparty, Tubgirl and the other one where the guy is pulling his asshole open... are there any more?
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Old 2007-06-11, 04:34
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-06-11, 16:52
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Old 2007-06-11, 17:33
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http://www.pressurespot.com/
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Old 2007-06-11, 18:19
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http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/23559/



haha, wow...the poor woman.
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RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-06-11, 20:26
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Thats what happen when you are bald and impotent:

http://www.pressurespot.com/

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Old 2007-06-12, 04:12
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I have a lot of video like this

Look at this, pretty funny. This girl cant be human!

http://newsfilter.org/videos/index.php?id=39505
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Old 2007-06-12, 04:33
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http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intell...dixie_quiz.html

I got 80% Dixie. ....mostly likely 'cause I was born and raised in Houston, TX


37% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.

Only 37%? What the fuck? I've lived in SE Massachusetts my whole life. I've only been out of New England once. It was to D.C. That should set me as at least 1092% Yankee.
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Old 2007-06-12, 05:42
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37% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.

Only 37%? What the fuck? I've lived in SE Massachusetts my whole life. I've only been out of New England once. It was to D.C. That should set me as at least 1092% Yankee.



I think it just counts down from 100%...I was 40% Yankee, and I'm definitely no Southerner.


...or a filthy Yank either.

edit - just did the quiz again(without clicking different answer first..it affects it apparently..) and I got:

45% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.
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RIP moe.

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Man Shoots Little Girls With Squirt Gun Loaded With Semen

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Old 2007-06-12, 08:00
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http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume01/038/764.htm


I heard about that a while back. Believe it or not my teacher is the one who told me(us) about it. How on Earth do you think that it funny?
 
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Pentgon confirms it planned to build a "hormone bomb"

http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html
 
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Pentgon confirms it planned to build a "hormone bomb"

http://cbs5.com/topstories/local_story_159222541.html

I've seen that before. Haha. Still funny how tax payers money is being used


http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=dootle...8caa2&ref=&vs=7
I'd shit myself in this situation.
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RIP moe.
 
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hahah yea i read about that ninja guy...who the fuck runs around with a knife and bow and arrow!? i guess there aren't nearly as many people with guns over there...so it seems strange to me. i think most farmers here have a gun...i think it's mandated that they have a shotgun.

that beer story is the shit!! hopefully it wasn't a bunch of fosters...send the boat back to them on fire. this quote is going in my damn signature: "there's nothing so lonesome, so morbid or drear, than to stand in a bar of a pub with no beer".

edit...i think he means bar or a pub? not bar of a pub?


edit # 2 i forgot to post the link i was going to post since i was thinking about beer and ninjas.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm
woman jailed for ripping off some guys ball(s?) i think she only got one...she even tried to swallow the damn thing!! not sure if this is funny or not...i laugh, but it hurts me to think about.

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woman jailed for ripping off some guys ball(s?) i think she only got one...she even tried to swallow the damn thing!! not sure if this is funny or not...i laugh, but it hurts me to think about.




Woah..
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That was posted along time ago....I remember someone made a comment that Chris Barnes would probably bail her out.
 
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hahah yea i read about that ninja guy...who the fuck runs around with a knife and bow and arrow!? i guess there aren't nearly as many people with guns over there...so it seems strange to me. i think most farmers here have a gun...i think it's mandated that they have a shotgun.

that beer story is the shit!! hopefully it wasn't a bunch of fosters...send the boat back to them on fire. this quote is going in my damn signature: "there's nothing so lonesome, so morbid or drear, than to stand in a bar of a pub with no beer".

edit...i think he means bar or a pub? not bar of a pub?


edit # 2 i forgot to post the link i was going to post since i was thinking about beer and ninjas.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm
woman jailed for ripping off some guys ball(s?) i think she only got one...she even tried to swallow the damn thing!! not sure if this is funny or not...i laugh, but it hurts me to think about.

That makes my balls hurt.
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that beer story is the shit!! hopefully it wasn't a bunch of fosters...send the boat back to them on fire. this quote is going in my damn signature: "there's nothing so lonesome, so morbid or drear, than to stand in a bar of a pub with no beer".

edit...i think he means bar or a pub? not bar of a pub?


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The main bar of the typical Australian pub, usually the largest, was the so-called "Public Bar". However, this title was an ironic misnomer, since until the 1970s, only men were permitted to drink in Public Bars.

Most pubs included a "Ladies' Lounge", furnished with chairs and tables, where women and men could drink together, but in many pubs women were usually only admitted to the Lounge Bar when accompanied by a male. It was also common for women not to be allowed to buy drinks for themselves.

Sexual segregation in pubs persisted into the 1970s and only began to break down after women's rights activists began to publicly challenge the convention. One of the most famous incidents in this informal campaign took place in January 1973, when a group of feminist activists staged a protest against the rule in the Public Bar of the Hotel Manly in Sydney.


The song, by the way, is from the mid-50s when the above was still commonplace.
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This is a funny Dragonforce video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNLfa1VPwo

People who makes these are only jealous of their amazing skills, but I still find this funny.
 
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I heard about that a while back. Believe it or not my teacher is the one who told me(us) about it. How on Earth do you think that it funny?


I just do. The article itself was written in an informal way in parts, adding to the black humour.

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