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Driveby insults - Aussie style (done by a greasy wog but what can you do)
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Oh man. This is one of the funniest things i've seen all year.
Driveby insults - Aussie style (done by a greasy wog but what can you do)
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That is the best thing I've watched all month!
Pablo's really funny. I saw him on Comedy Central Presents one time. I was cracking up laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZdHpCsx6-w&NR
Another skit of his in cartoon for or something.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
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This is worse than when the blacks complained about Kramer and his "outburst."
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
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He's a comedian. You can't take anything he says seriously.
Funniest pat would be when he's listing down the guy's influences.
"Cookie-monster."
"Jabba the Hut."
"Chewbacca."
"my cat."
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Ok I just watched this after being highly critical of the peeps that were highly critical of this video. Turns out they were right, this is just fucken dumb/lame/stupid and most of all OLD. OLD OLD OLD jokes there, get some new material.
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Dude. Fuck the fuck off with a gay ass cartoon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w52G3hi_UEs
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if not more than any other genre out there today, other than jjazz
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Real few jazz artists today deserve respect. It's mostly nostalgic academic bullshit.
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A good documentary, done by a canadian! Metal : A Headbanger's Journey.
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high schol dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Well, the joke is on them because this guy uses mechanical pencils. You won't steal my 89 cents!
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I wish I had cash like that to just throw around.
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hahaha, REPRESENT!!! I can picture some teenager doing the "West Soiiiiiid" gangsta hand-sign before his 9th grade history test. "I stare at naked ladies and watch kornogrphy every night on my parents computer."
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Do they let you drive the SUV all the time or just on weekends? If it's just on weekends, you should throw a temper tantrum and say they hate you and you wish you were dead.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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That "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH" cartoon sucked balls imo. The Transformers fucking rock!
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Maybe the cartoon, this live action movie looks like it blows. Didn't look in the least like it follows the cartoons.
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Only time will tell, you pussy.
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What do you expect? Hollywood aims at butchering the most awesome things in this world. Look at DOOM, for instance.
This, right here, has got to be the most brutal anime site to ever spawn from the most wretched gore that is the human imagination.... this may be an exageration on my part.
http://populationpaste.com/blog/category/japan/
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What do you expect? Hollywood aims at butchering the most awesome things in this world. Look at DOOM, for instance.
This, right here, has got to be the most brutal anime site to ever spawn from the most wretched gore that is the human imagination.... this may be an exageration on my part.
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It's called ero-guro.
www.gurochan.net
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"YEAH YEAH RICE!"
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I hate those bastards. They latch onto punk and oi music and for some fucking reason everybody seems to think oi music is rascist white power bs. Those assholes. Oi music is anti-rasicism those bastards.
Yeah i saw the slayer shirt, what a fucking tool.
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Dude, Hispanics like Tom Araya are really really pro-White Power. Obviously.
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Hes the most extreme form of white power. He has so much feeling for the cause i'm sure he hates himself.
My dad says he doesn't fear Islamic terrorists as much as these guys and other "backwater militias." There could be some truth to that...
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