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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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"The Greeks contributed many things to our culture, such as olives, gyros, Lenny Kravitz, anal sex, and Oedipus."
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Ahahaha. The Elephant one owns
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....something to watch out for if you feel the need to do homework the easy way out by use of a free internet encyclopedia, hahahha.
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You're fucking retarded.
I mean RETARDED. Like drooling, inability to conceive basic thoughts, thinking that people named Doug are named "Doogies".
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HAI GAIZ! U CAN BE IMPRESSED I DO DRUGS NOW?!
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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What a bunch of niggers. The CIA should go back there and embark on a "rape and pillage" mission.
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Hahahahahahaha they'll have their work cut out for them, because the same thing is happening in Colombia, Uruguay, Brazil, Guatemala, Bolivia, and Argentina.
Those uppitty niggers and their entire continent! How dare they!
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Is it a 3rd World Revival? Goddamn!! That's scary.
The only country worth a fuck in S.A., Brazil, seems pretty buddy butt buddy with the U.S. at the moment.
I was only making a joke though, they're called spics.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Oh .. my fucking god..
That seriously made my night. hahaha
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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2007-03-13, 03:44
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I am a tax on the world..
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HAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!
in the WORLDDD D D D D D D DD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved it when the dude spoke out every "D."
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2007-03-13, 05:27
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I loved the "haha!" and "OK!" ... bahaha. Great.
This is fucking funny.
Aeon - Bow Your Heads
[Music: Z. Nilsson, J. Hjelm, D. Dlimi / Lyrics: T. Dahlström]
I love you Satan, my father, my pride
You showed me the right things to do
Reject the poison of god
I open myself for you
I can feel you inside me
I can feel you inside my veins
You are the energy I need
You make me strong... INHUMAN
Bow your head for Satan
Bow your head for Satan
I am in you
You are in me, we are together
You are my paradise, my everything
You are my hell when I need it
You are my heaven
I will always love you
FOREVER
Bow your heads for Satan
Bow your heads for Satan
You are my paradise
I need you in my life
I am trapped inside your flames
Love that never dies
Bow your heads, Bow your head
For satan
Bow your heads, Bow your head
My soul Belongs to you
Forever there with you
My body belongs to you
And you will feast upon it too
Bow your heads, Bow your head
For satan
Bow your heads, Bow your head
Together hand in hand
We destroy the ones we hate
Our enemies will fall
Dead bodies we will rape
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I loved the "haha!" and "OK!" ... bahaha. Great.
This is fucking funny.
Aeon - Bow Your Heads
[Music: Z. Nilsson, J. Hjelm, D. Dlimi / Lyrics: T. Dahlström]
I love you Satan, my father, my pride
You showed me the right things to do
Reject the poison of god
I open myself for you
I can feel you inside me
I can feel you inside my veins
You are the energy I need
You make me strong... INHUMAN
Bow your head for Satan
Bow your head for Satan
I am in you
You are in me, we are together
You are my paradise, my everything
You are my hell when I need it
You are my heaven
I will always love you
FOREVER
Bow your heads for Satan
Bow your heads for Satan
You are my paradise
I need you in my life
I am trapped inside your flames
Love that never dies
Bow your heads, Bow your head
For satan
Bow your heads, Bow your head
My soul Belongs to you
Forever there with you
My body belongs to you
And you will feast upon it too
Bow your heads, Bow your head
For satan
Bow your heads, Bow your head
Together hand in hand
We destroy the ones we hate
Our enemies will fall
Dead bodies we will rape
I was listening to my iPod on shuffle, this came up, and I cracked up at the growled "I LOVE YOU SATAN" part. Seriously. Love and Satan just don't mix lyrically. Dahlström is a jackass.
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Haha, you got that right. That album is awesome, but the lyrics are a fuckin travesty.
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I guess so, I don't really like it. Fucking wayyyy too rythmic to keep me interested. Kinda like a CC and Deicide clone (Aeon i.e.). Too bad a better band didn't score their fucking awesome band name. Judging a book by it's cover, I thought "Aeon" was gonna be much better than rythmic anti-christian boredom.
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Oh my God. I just searched "Worst Band Ever" in youtube and have come up with gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PizGV-zKi44
Seeing is fucking believing.
"the smell of flowers....DEAD!!!!
your pretty face.....DEAAAD!!!!"
Haha and the guitarist has tape on his face. Hahahahaha. The comments are just great.
Bahahaha... and the guy in the audience... bahaha. Please watch that fucking video. And here's part two. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxqnii4oBr0 |
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Oh my God. I just searched "Worst Band Ever" in youtube and have come up with gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PizGV-zKi44
Seeing is fucking believing.
"the smell of flowers....DEAD!!!!
your pretty face.....DEAAAD!!!!"
Haha and the guitarist has tape on his face. Hahahahaha. The comments are just great.
Bahahaha... and the guy in the audience... bahaha. Please watch that fucking video. And here's part two. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxqnii4oBr0 |
I... have actually seen worse. |
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I... have actually seen worse.
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...Like the Nirvana-cover with that ANNOYING stupid bitch that couldn't even get the 'hello'-part right?
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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Oh my God. I just searched "Worst Band Ever" in youtube and have come up with gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PizGV-zKi44
Seeing is fucking believing.
"the smell of flowers....DEAD!!!!
your pretty face.....DEAAAD!!!!"
Haha and the guitarist has tape on his face. Hahahahaha. The comments are just great.
Bahahaha... and the guy in the audience... bahaha. Please watch that fucking video. And here's part two. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxqnii4oBr0 |
HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT!!! I KNOW THEM!!!!! MY BEST FRIENDS!!! this is from before i knew them
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...Like the Nirvana-cover with that ANNOYING stupid bitch that couldn't even get the 'hello'-part right?
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That was so fucking horrible.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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Lolz, wrong place.
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...Like the Nirvana-cover with that ANNOYING stupid bitch that couldn't even get the 'hello'-part right?
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2007-03-15, 10:21
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hahah, soul....you need this....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2007-03-15, 10:22
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Do day come in doubles, yo?
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haha, I'm sure you can just find a bigger box...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT!!! I KNOW THEM!!!!! MY BEST FRIENDS!!! this is from before i knew them
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HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT!!! I KNOW THEM!!!!! MY BEST FRIENDS!!! this is from before i knew them
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That particular band is kind of dead.
They announced it as Realicide in the video but it was Johnny and the Plague.
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haha i saw that before..i guess its real but the video doesn't seem to match up to the audio in my opinion.. if i was playing and my mom was "messing me up" it would be her trying to rip the controller out of my hand...not me roaming around aiming and shooting at random things.  |
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What a little cunt! I'd have aborted him! 
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Shadow dragon:
Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
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Requiem, give your mother more respect!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Requiem, give your mother more respect!
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HAI GAIZ! U CAN BE IMPRESSED I DO DRUGS NOW?!
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haha, I don't doubt that.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Games are shit. Just grab a gun and start shooting people on the street. It's more life-like than video games. Children everywhere should do it. 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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