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Old 2007-01-25, 15:26
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The only way tis video could be more toe curling is if I knew the man before involved before I saw it....

http://media.snuffx.com/x/678utydftu...m-peck-fag.wmv
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Old 2007-01-26, 13:20
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2007-01-26, 15:20
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Dude. SnuffX is just fucked.

http://media.snuffx.com/x/ty7tw4u6t...cowprolapse.jpg

I didn't think these were fucking real.
 
Old 2007-01-28, 19:57
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FUCKIN' HOFF-STYLE!!!!

So that's what the real words are.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2_jUYfYyIs
 
Old 2007-01-28, 21:04
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Bet you guys wish you had this problem. Both of them!
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article...6,00.html?f=rss
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-01-28, 22:05
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Old 2007-01-28, 22:31
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haha what the fuck!? i wonder if that number still works..the dvd probably has some killer extras.
 
Old 2007-01-28, 23:01
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haha, wow. Absolutely terrifying.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-01-29, 00:12
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dammit, low-tech posted that ages ago!
 
Old 2007-01-29, 03:53
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Bet you guys wish you had this problem. Both of them!
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article...6,00.html?f=rss

Dude, that sucks. If I'm stuck with an erection, it's staying! I dion't care if it kills me. I'll die happy.
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Old 2007-01-29, 15:58
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/kitty-spa.html

I'm not gonna lie i just had one of hte hardest times ever laughing at this. This is so fucking hilarious.

My family is obssessed with cats so this one is funny. I'll probably send it to my mom.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-01-29, 21:21
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Old 2007-01-29, 21:26
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That's just so wrong!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2007-01-29, 23:52
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Check this out, you losers! lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrMHj-r-B_I
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-01-30, 01:36
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Check this out, you losers! lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrMHj-r-B_I


Hey, it's those kids! They should really lose that girl though...she's a total n00b0rz.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-01-30, 01:57
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was so sickeningly funny! Watching the little guy scurrying across the floor nearly made me piss myself!
 
Old 2007-01-30, 02:04
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She's adorable! I love the way she headbangs. That's too funny.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-01-30, 04:32
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was so sickeningly funny! Watching the little guy scurrying across the floor nearly made me piss myself!


Oh i know what in the FUCK was that guy doing. Thats the fastest i've ever seen soembody crawl. It was scary almost. Like he was an insect.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-01-30, 04:33
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-01-30, 04:34
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Check this out, you losers! lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrMHj-r-B_I


That first solos was absolutely fucking ridiculous.

I've played trooper for fucking YEARS and thats definately the best "personal" solo done over that. Very solid all around.

The 2nd was ugh. Was ok for about 2 seconds.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-01-30, 04:38
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DUDE PARTY FUCKING FOUL! See it foamin up the beer and spillin it all over.. what in the fuck, and i thought the japs were smart.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:02
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/kitty-spa.html

I'm not gonna lie i just had one of hte hardest times ever laughing at this. This is so fucking hilarious.

Dude why was it hard to laugh at that? That's fucking hillarious.



Those kids are good, but look gay... And the Hallowed Be Thy Name cover is really, really shit though.
 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:14
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DUDE PARTY FUCKING FOUL! See it foamin up the beer and spillin it all over.. what in the fuck, and i thought the japs were smart.


I know eh...all that build up and it fucking overflows. haha.

However..there are lots of videos such as this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4S3ifBkRU
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-01-30, 05:15
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3 minutes to pour a beer! And a mess to clean up! Haha, piece of shit. I've read books with heaps of useless jap inventions, those are awesome.


EDIT: HAHAHHA!@@#@ CHECK THIS OUT!!!111

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Old 2007-01-31, 17:19
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I've seen a bunch of those pic's before...but godamn..there are some one's I would of rather have not seen..

I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX AGAIN. LOL.


Edit - I was shown this awhile ago...fucking hilarious.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.co...nternet_disease
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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Old 2007-01-31, 20:16
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-01-31, 20:59
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Damn you all to hell. I saw stile and thought it was the Stile from Drew Carey's. Damn you. Damn you. Damn you.
Okay, everyone laugh at the old lady.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-01-31, 23:02
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Dude why was it hard to laugh at that? That's fucking hillarious.



Those kids are good, but look gay... And the Hallowed Be Thy Name cover is really, really shit though.


Shit i forgot to post why. I was sitting in a lounge of all these fucking people watching it haha.

Watching gthat cat jump around is just a riot. All i had to say was fuckin cats....
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-01-31, 23:11
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That was really fucking stupid. I honestly can't believe i sat through the entire thing.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-01-31, 23:38
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All I saw was part of the page and that was enough!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2007-01-31, 23:58
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All I saw was part of the page and that was enough!


I'm not saying something with Star wars can't be funny, but that entire flash cartoon was fucking just straight stupid.

Best flash cartoons ever.

www.collegeuniv.com

hands fucking down.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-01, 00:01
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That was really fucking stupid. I honestly can't believe i sat through the entire thing.


I agree.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-02-01, 02:25
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I posted this in the Alcohol thread...but I had to post it in here as well.

http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/natio...0na026000c.html


MMMM, saddle up with a nice, freshing glass of BILK.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2007-02-01, 03:17
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I'd definately try that Bilk shit, why not.

Watch This
It's the space scene from Star Wars Ep.IV, BUT played out by HANDS!!

Astonishing!
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I'd definately try that Bilk shit, why not.

Watch This
It's the space scene from Star Wars Ep.IV, BUT played out by HANDS!!

Astonishing!



haha, that's bizarre. CTL will get a kick out that I'm sure.
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RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-02-01, 03:53
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I'd definately try that Bilk shit, why not.

Watch This
It's the space scene from Star Wars Ep.IV, BUT played out by HANDS!!

Astonishing!


Even though that was pretty kickass..... CTL will probably roll over and die when he sees this...
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
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I'd definately try that Bilk shit, why not.

Watch This
It's the space scene from Star Wars Ep.IV, BUT played out by HANDS!!

Astonishing!

Dude, that owns everything!
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Old 2007-02-01, 11:21
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Why can I see a certain metalhead making his post workout smoothies out of that?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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Cartoon bomb scare:

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/0...care/index.html

I love the video (third pararaph down).

"How are you feeling?"

"I'm feeling like my hair's pretty perfect."
 
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Some needs to seriously try an acapella group for metal haha. Excepet make it bad ass. I think its cheating if you don't have the person doing drums sounds with their mouth. I know theres talented bitches out there that can do it. Hell get 2 or 3 people to do it. haha it almost makes me want to fuck around one day and try making my own "vocal drums"
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
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Cartoon bomb scare:

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/0...care/index.html

I love the video (third pararaph down).

"How are you feeling?"

"I'm feeling like my hair's pretty perfect."



did you watch all the videos? its full of that goofy shit..well one of them is. i think its pretty funny that only boston got its panties in a bunch over it...they put those things up in 10 separate cities.
 
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Some needs to seriously try an acapella group for metal haha. Excepet make it bad ass. I think its cheating if you don't have the person doing drums sounds with their mouth. I know theres talented bitches out there that can do it. Hell get 2 or 3 people to do it. haha it almost makes me want to fuck around one day and try making my own "vocal drums"

You mean beat boxing? Do you know how crazy it would be to imitate a fast blast beat with your mouth? You're likely to throw your jaw out. I think I even asked Transient in his old question thread that if I asked him to beat box hammer smashed face would he.
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Too many of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feuqHglsTJM

I'm called BOB!
 
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Some needs to seriously try an acapella group for metal haha. Excepet make it bad ass. I think its cheating if you don't have the person doing drums sounds with their mouth. I know theres talented bitches out there that can do it. Hell get 2 or 3 people to do it. haha it almost makes me want to fuck around one day and try making my own "vocal drums"


Dokaka does exactly this, has done Slayer, Morbid Angel and CC

Checkout his YouTube videos... hilarious!
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Dokaka does exactly this, has done Slayer, Morbid Angel and CC

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and that band judjud..well maybe not so much metal..but i know they covered some earth crisis.
 
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http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/0...care/index.html

I love the video (third pararaph down).

"How are you feeling?"

"I'm feeling like my hair's pretty perfect."


im glad the turner broadcasting company and that marketing company both admitted that the firm told those kids where to place those devices. i was under the impression they would distance themselves from the 2 dudes and blame them for placing those devices in suspect locations to give the general impression they could be remote explosives.

and i hope none of the parties reimburse the city for thier obviously retarded overreaction.

the fear of terrorist attacks does not override common sense when it comes to a little light board advertisement placed in places where traffic can view them.
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Dokaka does exactly this, has done Slayer, Morbid Angel and CC

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Ok i've now watched 2 minutes of this.. and the only thing my brain can process to say is.... what the fuck? haha

Next thing that comes ot my mind.


"I am the great cornholio.... i need tipi for my bunghole!!" haha
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im glad the turner broadcasting company and that marketing company both admitted that the firm told those kids where to place those devices. i was under the impression they would distance themselves from the 2 dudes and blame them for placing those devices in suspect locations to give the general impression they could be remote explosives.

and i hope none of the parties reimburse the city for thier obviously retarded overreaction.

the fear of terrorist attacks does not override common sense when it comes to a little light board advertisement placed in places where traffic can view them.


I know right, especially if its obscene. Like terrorists are going to make an obscene light board that blows up.
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I know right, especially if its obscene. Like terrorists are going to make an obscene light board that blows up.



even if random terrorists are that crafty, those things were up for weeks, not to mention idenical ones were placed most major cities.

the mayor and police commissioner are acting all sore about this, like as if those dudes intended to scare the shit out of the city, which is bullshit.

advertising like that is common in big cities and this is not the first time electronic devices were put up as advertisements under overpasses and bridges.
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even if random terrorists are that crafty, those things were up for weeks, not to mention idenical ones were placed most major cities.

the mayor and police commissioner are acting all sore about this, like as if those dudes intended to scare the shit out of the city, which is bullshit.

advertising like that is common in big cities and this is not the first time electronic devices were put up as advertisements under overpasses and bridges.


Most definately. It appears they've wasted alot of tax payers time and money and hell we are hella hearing about it on the news. ?? pointless.

I think the city is just embarrassed and just making a bigger deal out of it than it is.

I should make one of those and put it on my porch. Wonder if those dudes accept orders haha.
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Most definately. It appears they've wasted alot of tax payers time and money and hell we are hella hearing about it on the news. ?? pointless.

I think the city is just embarrassed and just making a bigger deal out of it than it is.

I should make one of those and put it on my porch. Wonder if those dudes accept orders haha.


i read there was at least one of them on sale on ebay that fetched a little over 600 bucks.

yea..they look bad compared to the other cities that didn't freak out..at least in my eyes. i'm sure they've thought of that..and what better way to shift the blame than play the "possible terrorist threat" card.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6323997.stm

looks like all you british mters that were hoping for your 15 minutes of fame got put on hold.
 
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adult swim should be happy about all the free publicity they are getting. can someone say....best advertising ever! now all companies have to do is put an advertisment hidden suspiciously in a box covered in motor oil and have a jack in the box type thing pop out when a bomb expert tries to "diffuse" it.

or liek that episode of the simpsons where they uncover a fossilizied angel that turns out to be a marketing tool for the shopping mall....classic.
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Nah, tm. Just get a LiteBrite and you're all set. Helluva lot cheaper.

If it was something just placed that's one thing, but since they were all over and nobody else panicked it's a bit crazy. Doesn't anyone in politics in Boston watch Comedy Central? Sheesh!

[unintentional irony snipped courtesy of PST 88]

And Barbera rolled over in his grave.........

EDIT: Did anyone else see the apology on Adult Swim right after that happened? I thought that was pretty cool of them. I couldn't read the whole darn thing because they flashed it on and off the screen too fast for my eyes.

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Whether 'anyone in politics in Boston watches Comedy Central' or not wouldn't really matter, since the police aren't obliged to confer with every politician in a given city every time they receive a call. Which is good, since that would be incredibly inefficient.

I was in a bar with CNN playing when the story broke. They kept on it, no matter what else was happening (like the shooting of a sheriff's wife and deputy), even well after it was exposed as a dumb mistake. Is CNN really supposed to be a news source?
 
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No, they are a National Enquirer with boobs of all kinds.
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No, they are a National Enquirer with boobs of all kinds.


I like boobs!!
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I mean, I've been doing this for maybe four or five years. But I don't know nothing. I don't know SHIT. Though I've never actually tried bellydancing...
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I thought I did too. But... I mean... if we're going to start asociating boobs with... "YOU ARE A PIRATE" I predict some hard explained reactions in the future.
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I thought I did too. But... I mean... if we're going to start asociating boobs with... "YOU ARE A PIRATE" I predict some hard explained reactions in the future.


haha, I predicted that would happen.
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I didn't think of boobs. I thought --I know what powers' was doing on his bday. A very slight resemblence?


That was cool, Amadeus. You might want to try Suhaila Salimpour's jazz fusion belly dance. I posted a piece recently on bellydance in the lyric forum. I don't know if you saw it or not. (Name was "Sequin.")

They took awhile to open but here's one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nIK...related&search=
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You know whats fucking awful? I've actually seen that episode one day...... (on tv) haha. Thats called bored and watching tv. That show is fucking so gay.
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Dokaka does exactly this, has done Slayer, Morbid Angel and CC

Checkout his YouTube videos... hilarious!


Holy shit, I heard Angel of Death a couple of years ago, but I didn't know they ever did Morbid Angel. I'm listening to Dawn of the Angry and this is 100 times funnier than Angel of Death, which was already 100 times funnier than anything else ever.
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Holy shit, I heard Angel of Death a couple of years ago, but I didn't know they ever did Morbid Angel. I'm listening to Dawn of the Angry and this is 100 times funnier than Angel of Death, which was already 100 times funnier than anything else ever.



Holy shit! I remember first listening to this when first joining Metaltabs...I have tried to find it several times over the years. AWESOME.
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Holy shit, I heard Angel of Death a couple of years ago, but I didn't know they ever did Morbid Angel. I'm listening to Dawn of the Angry and this is 100 times funnier than Angel of Death, which was already 100 times funnier than anything else ever.


Yea, i remembered hearing it from here too, so i can't take the credit for bringing it to MT
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In the first one, I don't know which one's gayer. The dude acting like a gorilla or the dude touching himself.
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HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=yNFfHtKD9wg


That hardcore kid looks like he's doing some sort of sad attempt at toprock. Very sad.


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"Golf... struck by lightning: 1". Why are you walking about on a big open field waving an iron stick in a thunderstorm?
Anyone not understanding that this is a rethorical question neatly demonstrates the answer.

But what is a "rip"? Some freak underwater current?
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
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haha, what a little cunt.
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haha, what a little cunt.


I can't stop laughing at that. I know that kid must be hahaha.
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hmm, anyone have the picture that says "what the hardcore scene used to be" , and has a crazy mosh pit going on, then at the bottom it says "what the hardcore scene is now" and showed a bunch of emo kids standing around

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Brian Posehn and Scott Ian.

If this video has already been posted, it deserves to be posted again.

Hahhaha
http://youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko
"...Or don't, it's your call. I'm too old for it. I just sorta stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys; they'll punch you and they stink. And look out for the screamo kids, trying out their karate kicks. Dude, you look gay-tarded."
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...or that creepy mexican.
But explain to a non-english person, is "Metal by numbers" a joke in itself?
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Brian Posehn and Scott Ian.

If this video has already been posted, it deserves to be posted again.

Hahhaha
http://youtube.com/watch?v=chiVMrWMHko
"...Or don't, it's your call. I'm too old for it. I just sorta stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys; they'll punch you and they stink. And look out for the screamo kids, trying out their karate kicks. Dude, you look gay-tarded."


haha i lauged my ass off at the gay-tarded part. That was a funny ass video.
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Beer saves woman's life at an NHL game.

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/28147.html
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Beer saves woman's life at an NHL game.

http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/28147.html



ohh beer..you're my hero! i might have to buy some beer tonight just out of respect!

i like this quote "Thing is, normally I'd like them conscious, she said." note the use of the word normally....sometimes she likes to take advantage of unconscious men.
 
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http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/28147.html


When does it NOT save lives..... It saves drunk drivers from being hurt when they get into accidents....
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-08, 12:10
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"Porn isn’t about the sexuality of women, it is about the degredation of women. These men were not searching for porn featuring Germaine Greer because they find her sexy, they were searching for it because they wanted to see an uppity woman get put in her place. They wanted to see some feminazi bitch fall under the dominance and mastery of the penis."


 
Old 2007-02-08, 15:18
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"Porn isn’t about the sexuality of women, it is about the degredation of women. These men were not searching for porn featuring Germaine Greer because they find her sexy, they were searching for it because they wanted to see an uppity woman get put in her place. They wanted to see some feminazi bitch fall under the dominance and mastery of the penis."




sounds like an angry feminist is making up excuses to suit her means. I dunno why everybody else watches porn, but i personally look for 2 completely different things, something to get my rocks off, and from time to time i just look for pure female beauty. Like fuck, look at metart or hegre, amazingly beautiful girls (wearing no makeup which i find SO hot... natural is hot to me) showing off everything about themselves. Its celebrating what it is to be natural.
2 other good sites are Supercult and Suicide Girls, both which celebrate female beauty. Suicide Girls was born and run by a FEMALE PHOTOGRAPHER who made it her life's goal to redifine beauty; to change it from skinny fake tanned blond bitches to something more encompassing. Supercult is just straight up damn sexy.

Fuck modern feminist bitches, they just exemplify a whiny 12 year old that throws a tantrum because they didnt get everything they so desire.


Sites of reference:
www.hegre-art.com
www.met-art.com
www.suicidegirls.com
www.supercult.com
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2007-02-08, 15:34
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Like fuck, look at metart or hegre, amazingly beautiful girls (wearing no makeup which i find SO hot... natural is hot to me) showing off everything about themselves. Its celebrating what it is to be natural.


Christ...you can't be serious, can you?
 
Old 2007-02-08, 16:31
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Christ...you can't be serious, can you?

i dont see what you mean.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2007-02-08, 16:54
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Christ...you can't be serious, can you?

If you think an ugly chick who must paint her face every day to look good is better than natural beauty you're an idiot.
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Old 2007-02-08, 17:04
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If you think an ugly chick who must paint her face every day to look good is better than natural beauty you're an idiot.


If you really think that sites which make money off of women looking good don't paint their models, you're an idiot.
 
Old 2007-02-08, 17:30
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If you really think that sites which make money off of women looking good don't paint their models, you're an idiot.


*Cough* Suicide girls. I'm honestly surprised you threw Suicide girls into the mix bleeding. Although they have some "hot girls" it defiately incorporates similar things as nearlye very other website.

So what if porn "degrades" women. Thats why its fantasy and a positive release of natural male agression/dominance. Feminist extremists are just as full of it as any other extremist.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-08, 18:03
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Old 2007-02-09, 01:19
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*Cough* Suicide girls. I'm honestly surprised you threw Suicide girls into the mix bleeding. Although they have some "hot girls" it defiately incorporates similar things as nearlye very other website.

So what if porn "degrades" women. Thats why its fantasy and a positive release of natural male agression/dominance. Feminist extremists are just as full of it as any other extremist.


i was hoping people noticed i separated them into 2 categories.
Non makeup natural: hegre and metart

Celebration of female beauty: supercult, suicide girls.

And i threw suicide girls in the mix because its almost entirely run by women. Its practically a feminist site in itself. Also, i would like to add, almost all of the galleries are photographed by private photographers, NOT the company itself; its almost like a youtube of porn. My friend went through the process, you take pictures of yourself naked to a set theme, you send them in, they send you back a small cheque and a lifetime membership to the website. The owners of the company dont do anything anymore, they just accept submissions. Wheres Pineappleystuff to support me?
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!

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Old 2007-02-09, 01:25
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Non makeup natural: hegre and metart


That's what I was contesting. You can't seriously believe the girls on those two websites aren't painted in any way (whether it be photoshop or make-up)?
 
Old 2007-02-09, 02:58
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That's what I was contesting. You can't seriously believe the girls on those two websites aren't painted in any way (whether it be photoshop or make-up)?


oOOOOHhh. all makes sense now. Well, so far to me, they look largely natural, which is far different from the eyeshadow from chin to forehead thing that alot of pornstars do.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2007-02-09, 03:07
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oOOOOHhh. all makes sense now. Well, so far to me, they look largely natural, which is far different from the eyeshadow from chin to forehead thing that alot of pornstars do.


Pornstars are ugly period. If you want "natural beauty" just watch amature or "regular" porn. Thats what i watch. Regular chicks getting freaky deaky.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-09, 04:13
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Pornstars are ugly period. If you want "natural beauty" just watch amature or "regular" porn. Thats what i watch. Regular chicks getting freaky deaky.



+1.

haha, I won't watch anything else.
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Old 2007-02-09, 11:14
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Oh yeah just remember i saw wsome metart the other day. Bleeding i think you need to relook at their stuff haha.

The first chick i saw was covered in makeup... hah.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2007-02-10, 20:57
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A good time to believe in reincarnation.

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