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Yeah, we used to be a Pantera site back in the day. Guess someone else used to have the URL.
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Yeah, I noticed this before as the first twenty tabs or something like that are all Pantera.... Cool.
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Yeah, I've seen that before... I think that guy is fucking gay.
Just as gay as that guy who does the video "why macs suck", and that other guy ('renato' I think) who does the video on youtube of "Diet Coke & Mentos experiment"....
...Stupid fucking pretentious ass Americans trying to be comedic but failing... as fucking usual.
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...Stupid fucking pretentious ass Americans trying to be comedic but failing... as fucking usual.
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I wonder if she's still alive, maybe her and I could hook up.
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...Stupid fucking pretentious ass Americans trying to be comedic but failing... as fucking usual.
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oh wait how many american actors and comedians are known and famous world round? Oh wait? You cant fucking list them all cause they are nearly all american? What?
How may australian ones out there that we know of? Uh.. wha?
Thats right zero.
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2006-12-14, 16:52
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yeah i looked at the about me section and this guy looks liek a fucking tool hahaha.
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2006-12-14, 17:17
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Ok i don't know if anybody here has seen this guys impression videos but they are fucking hilarious. (most of em)
And hes often spot the fuck on.
In this one his fucking stewie is HILARIOUS. He does my All TIME favorite stewie parts. Where they are sitting htere on teh couch and he starts asking brian about his novel.. oh lord i laugh so fucking hard when he does that.
here is this one
This is one with his Bill Cosby and Christopher Walken, and they're fuckin hilarious. In another one he also does a mean David putty from seinfeld.
Here
This one isn't bad. But i wish he would elaborate on some of these.
Here
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2006-12-14, 17:20
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Meh, there's an impressions video that completely shits over those videos...I'll try and find it.
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I love this site. I need to get a shirt or 2 from there. I've thought about it so many times.
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2006-12-15, 03:36
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oh wait how many american actors and comedians are known and famous world round? Oh wait? You cant fucking list them all cause they are nearly all american? What?
How may australian ones out there that we know of? Uh.. wha?
Thats right zero.
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c'mon man! paul hogan. havent you ever seen crocodile dundee? im pretty sure hes treated like royalty down under. he's like their oprah.
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Holy crap is that an awesome t-shirt.
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2006-12-15, 04:08
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c'mon man! paul hogan. havent you ever seen crocodile dundee? im pretty sure hes treated like royalty down under. he's like their oprah.
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Who? haha. Does he even do standup? Or comedy for that matter.
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2006-12-15, 04:13
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i actually just ordered it. should be here in a week.........now, I can't wait til black history month.
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Who? haha. Does he even do standup? Or comedy for that matter.
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You're an idiot if you've never seen the dundee movies. Go watch them now.
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You're an idiot if you've never seen the dundee movies. Go watch them now.
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it was a joke hahhaa. I've seen them. But i mean does he do comedic standup?
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Hilarious. Go Dr. phil!! wooooooo!
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Ok i don't know if anybody here has seen this guys impression videos but they are fucking hilarious. (most of em)
And hes often spot the fuck on.
In this one his fucking stewie is HILARIOUS. He does my All TIME favorite stewie parts. Where they are sitting htere on teh couch and he starts asking brian about his novel.. oh lord i laugh so fucking hard when he does that.
here is this one
This is one with his Bill Cosby and Christopher Walken, and they're fuckin hilarious. In another one he also does a mean David putty from seinfeld.
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This one isn't bad. But i wish he would elaborate on some of these.
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I really did not find any of these funny at all. I found them lame...
Comedians that do impressions are fucking so much funnier.
Here are 2 that I find to be much, much funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wLhcsjPxPE
You've probably heard of this guy, Frank Caliendo, fuck he is funny. This video is really worth the 9 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0SeCgpFF5c
Loses me on a few of them (context), but i'm sure there's some for everyone .
Only downside to this guy is that he repeats his material (from what I've seen)...
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I really did not find any of these funny at all. I found them lame...
Comedians that do impressions are fucking so much funnier.
Here are 2 that I find to be much, much funnier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wLhcsjPxPE
You've probably heard of this guy, Frank Caliendo, fuck he is funny. This video is really worth the 9 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0SeCgpFF5c
Loses me on a few of them (context), but i'm sure there's some for everyone .
Only downside to this guy is that he repeats his material (from what I've seen)...
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HAHAHA!
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Those videos were completely gay and not funny. Period.
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That was fucking hilarious!
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the last third gave me a few chuckles. There is some truth to what he says. About the lack of backups and what not. Definately not something i like. Nor when i'm editing using cubase for 5 hours, (forget to save cause i just get into it, bad idea i know) and the fucking thing just closes out. No backup saving nothing.
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you mean all you aussies arent a bunch of illiterate, fosters chugging, croc chasing nuts in snakeskin hats? im sure that stereotype gets old, especially with the amount of dumbass tourists you guys surely get. thats the problem with the internet theres no way to show sarcasm in written words. perhaps we can designate a specific font for sarcastic comments.
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hahaha!! holy shit, this is up there with that infamous nirvana cover. nice work!
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hahaha!! holy shit, this is up there with that infamous nirvana cover. nice work!
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Yeah, except this one was better. both covers sucks, but this one had energy! I mean, look at that fat kid! He's going fucking nuts sitting in that chair.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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if those were my kids and were playing that shit in my house..i'd have gone out there and thrown something at them.
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if those were my kids and were playing that shit in my house..i'd have gone out there and thrown something at them.
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Definately haha. The other cover at least they were in the correct timing (the vocals anyways) this guy had almost now idea what he was doing.
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i wasnt sure if that shit was a joke or not for a bit. compelled... you are so right about the energy. when the fat kid jumped out of his recliner, i got goosebumps.
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I think it's an inspiration to fat people everywhere.
Too bad it had to be with a sucky song.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Summed it up fucking perfectly right there.
It's funny, he's Jewish.
And what show is that? I don't watch T.V much but I don't think it's here?
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And what show is that? I don't watch T.V much but I don't think it's here?
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It's called So you think you can dance.
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Catchy!
Shibal Seki yadobuya
Michinum Odiga
Fucking USA!
That's what it sure sounds like. Funny.
(Very rough crappy traslation of MY verse there...)
Fucking bitch What are you
Psycho Where are you going
Fucking USA!
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I'm surprised the combination between those drumbeats and violent lyrics would be allow there. hahaha Punk rock allowed in the North? Nooo waaaaaaay.
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I thought they had good propaganda in North Korea?? What's so evil about a fucking monkey? Jesus, they should kidnap me, I would give them better ideas.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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in one of the lines its like
"they stole our gold metal at the olympics!!"
huh??...what??
north korea is the biggest forced labor camp in the world
admittingly, north koreas ability to mooch oil and food is kinda punk rock if you think about.
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Oh my god, LOL. That is worse than failing every exam you will ever take in your life all at once.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Hahaha, owned. It must be hell reporting on her/him/it.
It's name: Santhi Soundrarararararararararararararararararararararararajam.
Haha. Damn Indians.
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"It is not clear how she failed the test at the Asian Games in Doha."
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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this shit is more scary than funny, but you can trace anyone's location based off of their phone number using this site. http://www.phonetrace.org
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2006-12-20, 03:18
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your link doesn't work moe_blunt
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2006-12-20, 03:18
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Life is pain.
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lol
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2006-12-20, 03:36
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Originally Posted by BOB_ZE_METALLEU
are you telling us that you have 4 boobs...2 small and 2 bigs
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asshole i really fell for it
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Hahaha! Great! That was quite skillfull.
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2006-12-20, 13:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
this shit is more scary than funny, but you can trace anyone's location based off of their phone number using this site. http://www.phonetrace.org
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2006-12-20, 15:36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by moe_blunts
this shit is more scary than funny, but you can trace anyone's location based off of their phone number using this site. http://www.phonetrace.org
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that totaly got me
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2006-12-20, 21:12
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DETH TOLL!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2006-12-21, 07:13
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Hahah! That's pretty funny.
Although easy to think of I guess, the connections are flawless!
Hehe saw you post that in the RTT too
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If my cock wasn't dead at the moment, I'd be splooging all over that video.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2006-12-21, 17:04
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"I can Dunkelheit a basketball" is by far my favorite line.
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2006-12-22, 07:41
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"I can Dunkelheit a basketball" is by far my favorite line.
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How the hell did I overlook that... Goddamn that is funny.
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2006-12-22, 08:20
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Life is pain.
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If my cock wasn't dead at the moment, I'd be splooging all over that video.
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+1, video game chicks and cartoon chicks are hot.
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picked the wrong guy to get in a shoot out with
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6203069.stm
this 17 year old kid thought he was tough shit and tried to rob a used car salesman...he returned later with a gun to threaten him not to call the cops about the whole thing...turns out, the salesman is a competitive pistol shooter! haha that kid wound up with a 9mm bullet lodged in his forehead. luckily for him, hes ok..but now prosecutors want that bullet as evidence..but the kid and his defense lawyer are saying the kid wants to keep it in his head and should be allowed to!
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2006-12-22, 16:17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by xgrafcorex
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6203069.stm
this 17 year old kid thought he was tough shit and tried to rob a used car salesman...he returned later with a gun to threaten him not to call the cops about the whole thing...turns out, the salesman is a competitive pistol shooter! haha that kid wound up with a 9mm bullet lodged in his forehead. luckily for him, hes ok..but now prosecutors want that bullet as evidence..but the kid and his defense lawyer are saying the kid wants to keep it in his head and should be allowed to!
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"I just can't believe I missed him at that distance"
haha, that's awesome. Don't mess with Texas!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-12-23, 18:16
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
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2006-12-24, 23:01
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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NIGGA!!! I posted that on this very fucking page!
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Originally Posted by SELF.
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Punjab.
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2006-12-27, 10:18
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2006-12-27, 23:22
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DETH TOLL!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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HA... Not very funny.
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2006-12-28, 01:53
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What am I, chopped liver?
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2006-12-28, 02:08
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Die Young.
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NIGGA!!! I posted that on this very fucking page!
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haha, my bad G.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2006-12-28, 19:54
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2006-12-28, 19:58
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Well, I'm sold. Where do I sign?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-12-28, 23:35
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If only it were true. Just imagine the possibilities. It'd be like the movie Click, only there wouldn't be some moral lesson to be learned.
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DETH TOLL!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Oh man, that was great. "TAKE OFF THE MASK!" "It Protects my face!"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Goddamn, if they get proper actors and everything they should write at least a few 30min episodes... not this 2min drug of pure happiness, that leaves me waiting for another 2 months for my next hit
In other words, GREAT!!!
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2006-12-29, 16:10
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2006-12-29, 17:00
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2006-12-29, 19:54
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thank you for that. i think im going to fire up the snes right now.
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2006-12-30, 02:07
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Wow, that has the smell of a future SVU episode all around it.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2006-12-30, 04:58
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SVU?
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Law and Order-Special Victim's Unit?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2006-12-30, 06:39
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Never heard of it.
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Oh. Well, it's one of a string of other different spin-offs of the original LAw And Order. In this one, they deal primarily with rapist, molestors, hate crimes, etc.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Amadeus
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2006-12-30, 07:26
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Quote:
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Wow, that has the smell of a future SVU episode all around it.
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Yeah, hahaha, most of them are based on true stories.
That fight scene could've been so much better... haha the ending... "YEUH. CYA."
I liked how it ended, though, owned. I wonder how they did did that. Neck supports, i'd say.
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2006-12-30, 07:28
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