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I can't wait for you to come back and read these after you straighten up. Your spelling is so funny. It's good to know that you don't have a durg problem, too. You might have to go through durg rehab and those are really hard to find. 
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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I don't know dude .... all I know this a that car said it was a jar, and that made me go all 
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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When Walpurgis was about that big we'd tell him to grouch and that was the same face he'd make. He'd crack up laughing afterwards, but he was just as cute. I'd call it his Bobby Buzzard face.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Hey! I was playing that. walpurgis sent me the link. I didn't do so hot though. That's a good thing I guess.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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We have a music show called Top Of The Pops on TV in th UK we can see little starlets mime to backing tracks and pretend to play instruments anytime we want!
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=...RV1TXHJA6VJ5TH3
this isnt really funny per say but pretty cool nontheless. its a highlight video of my favorite MMA fighter kazushi sakuraba. they call him "the gracie hunter" becoz he defeated 5 gracies<at the time when they were considered undefeatable> including Royce gracie<the dude in the gi>. you get to see alot of cool ju-jitsu moves and all around brutality. the soundtrack kinda sucks but many people who make these highlights are into shitty music, so bear with it<or turn the volume off>. this dude stepped into the ring at wieght disadvantages of upwards to 50 pounds, anyone you see in the video who is around the same size or a bit smaller is a gracie, everyone else was a 205p lightheavyweight, alot of them are steriod freaks<steriods arent illegal in japan, no testing in thier sports organizations> and he was a reigning LHW champ in his prime. enjoy
edit: i got a bunch of brutal slams and KO footage HLs, just give the word and ill throw em up
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Wow, someone paler than me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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he was about to lick it up too
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Hell, it was for 1000$. Fuck, I would do it too man. haha
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Hell, it was for 1000$. Fuck, I would do it too man. haha
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but that guy..so trusting.. it could have been rat poison for all he knew
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Yea... your right, but he did throw it right up after. But licking it up would be something else, unless he gagged and puked later on to get that shit outta his system. Free 1000$
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rat poison.... reminds me of Fawlty Towers last night.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Yea... your right, but he did throw it right up after. But licking it up would be something else, unless he gagged and puked later on to get that shit outta his system. Free 1000$ |
its ipecac, they use that in hospitals. i had a friend who used drank some to vomit during thier shows set, took to long and only puked after the show, funny video tho |
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Because Pen and teller never did that before or anything. But yeah its good; ill give it that.
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its ipecac, they use that in hospitals. i had a friend who used drank some to vomit during thier shows set, took to long and only puked after the show, funny video tho
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They don't advise ipecac anymore because in some poisoning incidents it makes them worse. We used to use it at the Home, but found out the drug stores only stocked 1 bottle at a time because of discontinued use.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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haha good one fatdanny.
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"They have been known to attack park visitors in their search for a fix. "
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haha you cant even spell stupid
edit: but then again i forgot my apostrophe on can't haha
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Hahaha, Immortal is back!!
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Good God that dude is horrific.
All I watch are fucking horror movies, but that dude creeps me out, big time.
Shit, it's like one of those things that I want to look at, but it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up on end to see. I'd fuckin freak if I even saw that guy, let alone have him touch my peppy.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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Oh heck, I broke down and looked. I saw that guy's picture a year ago. I don't know if the thing is true, but since there's places to find out who sex offenders are in different areas, I suppose it would be easy to find out.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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