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Old 2005-07-25, 20:45
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Old 2005-07-25, 20:47
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thats not funny. i suggest u delete it
 
Old 2005-07-25, 20:52
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I had my wisdom teeth forcibly removed via oral surgery. The doctor told me to take these. I have 20 of them but no refill. I am not a durg head.
 
Old 2005-07-25, 20:58
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[QUOTE=John Holland]oral [QUOTE]
now thats funny u said oral
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:00
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[QUOTE=YJM04][QUOTE=John Holland]oral
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I may be inebriated, but at least I can creat qutotations correctly
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:01
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yea thats true.......
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:07
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I can't wait for you to come back and read these after you straighten up. Your spelling is so funny. It's good to know that you don't have a durg problem, too. You might have to go through durg rehab and those are really hard to find.

lol, I just had a fleeting thought of that one Pink Panther movie with Dreyfus getting his tooth pulled by Clouseau and he pulls the wrong tooth. The laughing gas and the melting nose one? Are you sure they did get the right ones?
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Old 2005-07-25, 21:09
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When I was on the way home from surgery, the 'error' light thing the vehicle made the strangest statement :



"The Door Is A Jar."







wHAT THE FUCK IST THE DOOR A JAR FOR????? MAYONAIZSSE JAR !!?!??!?!?
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:16
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Are you sure it was "a jar" instead of "ajar" ?
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:19
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I don't know dude .... all I know this a that car said it was a jar, and that made me go all




<--- my face looked like that
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:20
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Ahahaha, dumbass.
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:22
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I"M TRYING TO COMMUNICAT HERE!!!1 ?FRIEDNYL SPECIAL TIME!!!1!!!1
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:24
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somthing funny is the number of guests in the chit chat formum scence the tit thread
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:24
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If you build it, they will come.




And they will need to clean themselves
 
Old 2005-07-25, 21:25
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Old 2005-07-25, 21:36
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And their keyboards .... will get. .....





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Old 2005-07-25, 21:42
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Old 2005-07-25, 21:45
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Ah didn't see this thread. I should have posted the Star Wars thingo here.

Anyone see this? If WWII was played online (sorry for the long post):

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bullshit u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*


That is some funny shit!
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Old 2005-07-25, 22:56
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YES TEH MOTHERSHIPZZZORZZ!!111!1!
 
Old 2005-07-29, 12:11
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Old 2005-08-02, 21:55
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Old 2005-08-02, 22:33
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Old 2005-08-03, 09:26
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Old 2005-08-04, 13:27
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I like the sound he makes when he hits the ground.

old guy fight
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Old 2005-08-04, 21:51
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what the hell are they saying?
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Old 2005-08-04, 23:33
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Divine Intervention

this game is funny, but fun as hell. i enjoy beating it. not too hard. everyone must play it.
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this game is funny, but fun as hell. i enjoy beating it. not too hard. everyone must play it.

king of the hill
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Old 2005-08-24, 02:28
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i thought thats was pretty damn funny
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Old 2005-08-25, 04:11
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That divine intervention game is crazy ! The little kid on skates kept killin me lol
 
Old 2005-08-25, 13:29
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i thought thats was pretty damn funny

haha I've seen that before
 
Old 2005-08-25, 13:33
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I just found out you can watch entire episodes of the mighty boosh series 2 here. Its a very strange comedy programme. You probably need a high speed connection.
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Old 2005-09-02, 15:10
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hahaha, that's brilliant. The way he was calling them all Tyrone and stuff. Hahaha
 
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i made one where a ex-cop had sex with 4 british men on welfare
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Old 2005-09-03, 23:35
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I am curled up with a bottle of mountain dew, and perusing this :

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

 
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i thought the micheal jackson prank call was funny
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Old 2005-09-06, 14:33
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Old 2005-09-06, 15:01
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This is just so cute.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a5...stolemyfish.jpg


When Walpurgis was about that big we'd tell him to grouch and that was the same face he'd make. He'd crack up laughing afterwards, but he was just as cute. I'd call it his Bobby Buzzard face.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2005-09-06, 15:35
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For some reason that looks photoshopped.
 
Old 2005-09-06, 15:43
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It might be. I thought it was cute though.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-15, 13:49
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a ha ha ha

http://moon.google.com/

keep on zooming in, and look closely at the landing sites
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Old 2005-09-21, 14:17
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Old 2005-09-21, 22:47
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Old 2005-09-21, 23:13
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Hey! I was playing that. walpurgis sent me the link. I didn't do so hot though. That's a good thing I guess.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-21, 23:40
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Heh, I beat it in about five tries.
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Old 2005-09-21, 23:54
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Old 2005-09-24, 23:09
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This had me in tears I was laughing so hard last night. (I guess I must be emo)
http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/
 
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Old 2005-09-26, 03:06
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why? that was nowhere near funny
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Old 2005-09-26, 11:37
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hahahaha. off the reflection of his guitar u could see/hear guitar port. that was funny as hell.
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Old 2005-09-26, 13:06
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Some skinny fuck pretending to play the guitar. Forgive me for completely missing the humour.
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Old 2005-09-26, 17:30
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Yeah that did appear to be devoid of the part that should make me chuckle!
We have a music show called Top Of The Pops on TV in th UK we can see little starlets mime to backing tracks and pretend to play instruments anytime we want!

Something to read with legs crossed. Should put you off taking Captain Pickard to warp factor 6 for a while!
http://www.masturbationhorror.com/vacuum.shtml
 
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Listen to the "fried clams" thing.... I always wondered if shit like that ever happened to Barney....
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Old 2005-09-28, 01:48
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Old 2005-09-29, 03:28
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this isnt really funny per say but pretty cool nontheless. its a highlight video of my favorite MMA fighter kazushi sakuraba. they call him "the gracie hunter" becoz he defeated 5 gracies<at the time when they were considered undefeatable> including Royce gracie<the dude in the gi>. you get to see alot of cool ju-jitsu moves and all around brutality. the soundtrack kinda sucks but many people who make these highlights are into shitty music, so bear with it<or turn the volume off>. this dude stepped into the ring at wieght disadvantages of upwards to 50 pounds, anyone you see in the video who is around the same size or a bit smaller is a gracie, everyone else was a 205p lightheavyweight, alot of them are steriod freaks<steriods arent illegal in japan, no testing in thier sports organizations> and he was a reigning LHW champ in his prime. enjoy

edit: i got a bunch of brutal slams and KO footage HLs, just give the word and ill throw em up

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Old 2005-09-29, 15:12
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Wow, someone paler than me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-09-29, 19:29
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Why would you sig that?
Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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he was about to lick it up too
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Old 2005-10-02, 19:43
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Hell, it was for 1000$. Fuck, I would do it too man. haha
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Old 2005-10-02, 22:54
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Hell, it was for 1000$. Fuck, I would do it too man. haha


but that guy..so trusting.. it could have been rat poison for all he knew
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but that guy..so trusting.. it could have been rat poison for all he knew


Yea... your right, but he did throw it right up after. But licking it up would be something else, unless he gagged and puked later on to get that shit outta his system. Free 1000$
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Old 2005-10-03, 01:09
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rat poison.... reminds me of Fawlty Towers last night.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-05, 12:14
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Yea... your right, but he did throw it right up after. But licking it up would be something else, unless he gagged and puked later on to get that shit outta his system. Free 1000$



its ipecac, they use that in hospitals. i had a friend who used drank some to vomit during thier shows set, took to long and only puked after the show, funny video tho
 
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I'll take you from behind!


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Because Pen and teller never did that before or anything. But yeah its good; ill give it that.

Edit: +1 for zelda theme

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its ipecac, they use that in hospitals. i had a friend who used drank some to vomit during thier shows set, took to long and only puked after the show, funny video tho



They don't advise ipecac anymore because in some poisoning incidents it makes them worse. We used to use it at the Home, but found out the drug stores only stocked 1 bottle at a time because of discontinued use.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2005-10-09, 17:24
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hey!!! wer not all stupit?
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haha you cant even spell stupid

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that Vardan...was fucking wierd! i dunno whether it was funny or troubling
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thats just so fucking disturbing!
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Old 2005-10-13, 13:39
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Old 2005-10-15, 00:00
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Old 2005-10-15, 00:22
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Good God that dude is horrific.
All I watch are fucking horror movies, but that dude creeps me out, big time.

Shit, it's like one of those things that I want to look at, but it makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up on end to see. I'd fuckin freak if I even saw that guy, let alone have him touch my peppy.
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Old 2005-10-15, 01:37
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Oh heck, I broke down and looked. I saw that guy's picture a year ago. I don't know if the thing is true, but since there's places to find out who sex offenders are in different areas, I suppose it would be easy to find out.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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