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Old 2006-11-14, 14:32
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http://dickcream.com/

A bunch of funny and disturbing gifs. If you click the h thing you get more.

One thing that worries me one of them is called "requiem" and check out what it is.........
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Old 2006-11-14, 18:05
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http://dickcream.com/

A bunch of funny and disturbing gifs. If you click the h thing you get more.

One thing that worries me one of them is called "requiem" and check out what it is.........

I love you, man!

http://dickcream.com/h/04/0731/ <<<one of the best things ever to happen. MORE COWBELL!
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-11-15, 04:05
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this picture alone shows how much of a joke "emo" is

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...geID=1410739576

i dont know whether to laugh or cry
 
Old 2006-11-15, 04:07
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Poor Elmo ......
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Old 2006-11-15, 04:09
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http://dickcream.com/

A bunch of funny and disturbing gifs. If you click the h thing you get more.

One thing that worries me one of them is called "requiem" and check out what it is.........



Sick.
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Old 2006-11-15, 18:52
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Old 2006-11-15, 19:00
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Some great martial-arts techniques:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM
 
Old 2006-11-15, 19:40
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Some great martial-arts techniques:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM


hahahahaha the sleeping mugger.
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Old 2006-11-16, 03:10
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Old 2006-11-16, 08:35
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this picture alone shows how much of a joke "emo" is

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...geID=1410739576

i dont know whether to laugh or cry

One of the girls comment that theyre "SO FUCKING METAL!!!" when one of them is wearing a Taking Back Sunday Shirt.

Skelator, cry. It's all we can do.

edit: NO WE MUST RAPE THEM!!1 FUCK SLUTS
 
Old 2006-11-16, 08:54
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Okay, dick cream is basically just gay porn.

The Martial Arts thing was pretty damn funny but kinda got old, but they kept it slightly interesting.

And I wanted to see the nigger fight since I heard about it on Bill OReilly. Wow. Sweet.
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Old 2006-11-16, 09:03
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I change my mind dickcream has some funny shit on there, however...

now i need to clear my mind with fetish porn.
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Old 2006-11-16, 16:53
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theres just something unappealing about a link titled dickcream.com ....maybe its the dick cream. i think i'll spare myself the nightmares.
 
Old 2006-11-16, 19:41
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PS3 fans quit jobs and ruin engagements to wait in line:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmG5...related&search=
 
Old 2006-11-16, 20:02
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PS3 fans quit jobs and ruin engagements to wait in line:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmG5...related&search=
The guy who did the most talking is a faggot, using the PS3 as an excuse for not getting his woman a ring.
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Old 2006-11-17, 01:58
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PS3 fans quit jobs and ruin engagements to wait in line:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmG5...related&search=

Know what I'd do to piss them off? Start my line on the other side of the doors, and closer.

Dude, I love games, but there is NOTHING in the world that would make me stay outside in the fricking cold weather to eventually get. If I had the chance to camp out in front of a movie theater to see the Star Wars movies when they are first played, I wouldn't do it. I'd just see it later when the lines die down. And as far as the PS3 is concerned, even if I had the money, quitting your job and ruining your relationship over a game console is just stupid, ven if the game console was in fact a package system that wires into the walls of your room, has a visor, and it'll be like VR game and you will FLOAT in the room and move and stuff. Not that I think it exist, but..... that'd be awesome.


Forgive me if I'm wrong, but was one of those dudes this guy?
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Old 2006-11-17, 02:01
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If I had the chance to camp out in front of a movie theater to see the Star Wars movies when they are first played, I wouldn't do it.


BULLSHIT!!! You would be out there with your light saber from walmart like the rest of the star wars finatics. You guys would fake saber all night untill the doors opened!
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Old 2006-11-17, 02:05
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BULLSHIT!!! You would be out there with your light saber from walmart like the rest of the star wars finatics. You guys would fake saber all night untill the doors opened!

Ah, young padawan. You see, my teachings of the Force will help you understand. First lesson; You must take what you learn and pass it to your offsprings. Hence, if you wait outside in the FREEZING FUCKING COLD for a week or so, your means of reproduction will fall off and you will not be able to carry out this task.
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Old 2006-11-17, 02:07
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Old 2006-11-17, 02:14
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I doubt you'll reproduce anyway!

Yeah, but I like to beat it, so that's another reason.
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Old 2006-11-17, 02:16
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Old 2006-11-17, 04:55
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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

.... great, now I'm a cute dirty primate with a zoophilliac urge to fuck humans. Animal Control will be all over my ass.... and not in the good way.
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Old 2006-11-17, 14:31
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Old 2006-11-17, 20:27
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-11-17, 22:31
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"item has been removed"

suckah! wit yo busted ass linkz!

i think you meant to post something like this?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Sony-Playstatio...1QQcmdZViewItem
 
Old 2006-11-17, 22:45
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well i didn't think it was funny..but pretty fucking interesting. i can't believe that female is killing babies honestly...thats crazy. i guess crazier shit has happened.
 
Old 2006-11-18, 02:39
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"item has been removed"

suckah! wit yo busted ass linkz!

i think you meant to post something like this?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Sony-Playstatio...1QQcmdZViewItem



Yes....but in my link the ps3 sold for almost $600,000us.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-11-18, 02:53
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Yes....but in my link the ps3 sold for almost $600,000us.


ouch! i have to wonder though..the auctions ended at these prices..but did someone cut a check for that much? i couldn't even imagine paying 1k to cut some time off the calendar.
 
Old 2006-11-18, 04:00
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ouch! i have to wonder though..the auctions ended at these prices..but did someone cut a check for that much? i couldn't even imagine paying 1k to cut some time off the calendar.



I guess ebay overuled it as a scam bid? I'm not quite sure.
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Old 2006-11-18, 06:03
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Anyone willing to spend more than a grand for a game system, I would honestly say, has a very poor social life. I know that sounds arrogant and a little hypocritical, but 1,000 dollars for something like that is...... that's money you could use for gas and stuff.

"I didn't have enough money to pay for gas, but at least I've got this PS3 sooner than anyone else!"
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-11-19, 01:52
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BAHAH! This deserves its own thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByFdvhGVzw8


Hello Kitty chest plate



Edit: On a completely different note....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fooox6hbjzM

wow.

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Old 2006-11-19, 01:54
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Anyone willing to spend more than a grand for a game system, I would honestly say, has a very poor social life. I know that sounds arrogant and a little hypocritical, but 1,000 dollars for something like that is...... that's money you could use for gas and stuff.

"I didn't have enough money to pay for gas, but at least I've got this PS3 sooner than anyone else!"
Once the PS4 comes out, all of these people will feel like idiots. Though they should feel like that now.
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Old 2006-11-19, 04:29
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BAHAH! This deserves its own thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByFdvhGVzw8


Hello Kitty chest plate

Best video to date in this thread. And yeah, the Hello Kitty chest plate was a little much.
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Old 2006-11-19, 13:52
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Edit: On a completely different note....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fooox6hbjzM

wow.


haha yea i saw that one at some point on speed channel or something. pretty fucking random.
 
Old 2006-11-20, 00:59
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If only every shopping experience was like this.
 
Old 2006-11-20, 01:41
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If only every shopping experience was like this.



as long as their wasn't a blurry blob in front of her tits..then it would be cool
 
Old 2006-11-20, 02:44
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THE SHINING

Hilaaarious. A trailer for The Shining that makes it look like a generic romantic comedy.
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Old 2006-11-20, 04:24
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THE SHINING

Hilaaarious. A trailer for The Shining that makes it look like a generic romantic comedy.



haha, that was well done.
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Old 2006-11-20, 04:27
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Oh my god. My funny fuse just broke, its toooooo hilarious!
 
Old 2006-11-20, 06:40
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I don't know how someone comes up with the idea for that. It must have been spontaneous.

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Oh my god. My funny fuse just broke, its toooooo hilarious!

Im not sure, was this sarcasm?

Wouldn't think so.
 
Old 2006-11-20, 18:53
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THE SHINING

Hilaaarious. A trailer for The Shining that makes it look like a generic romantic comedy.
I bookmarked that. Hi-fucking-larious. Even that song at the end of the trailer made me crack up. That is one of my favorite movies but whoever came up with the idea to do this deserves some money from someone.
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Old 2006-11-20, 20:19
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haha that kicks ass....i love that movie, but if i saw that preview first, i'd probably never watch it.
 
Old 2006-11-20, 20:50
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WORST Nirvana cover EVER!


Look at that bitch, acting like a fucking star, whilst she couldn't even get that 'hello' part right. And at the end roll over the floor for dramatic effect, BAHA.
Be sure to check out the solo.


And when you're done laughing, imagine: what would it feel like to be that bitch and look back at that?
 
Old 2006-11-20, 21:33
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I couldn't listen to it after the first few seconds. It was too horrible to be funny. That's worse than these guys
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Old 2006-11-20, 21:35
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Same concept as the shining trailer- SE7EN
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Same concept as the shining trailer- SE7EN



hah i think i saw that one before...the last line is the best!


and yea that nirvana cover was TERRIBLE! ouch...anyone ever hear the impaled cover of some nirvana song?
 
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WORST Nirvana cover EVER!


Fuck me, that's terrible. The guitar solo... jesus. That hurt.
 
Old 2006-11-21, 02:41
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Michael Richards(Kramer) gets heckled by umm...african americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvQq0HQ45Q4
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RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-11-21, 02:48
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Michael Richards(Kramer) gets heckled by umm...african americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvQq0HQ45Q4
Holy shit, I thought that guy was cool too. I wonder how he can defend himself, casue that obvoiusly wasn't part of the act.
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hah i just edited my post in the other thread then bassb said check here...that is pretty fucked up.

someone doesn't have a career anymore.
 
Old 2006-11-21, 02:54
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Fuck me, that's terrible. The guitar solo... jesus. That hurt.



haha i didn't/couldn't make it that far. dare i reopen the link!?!
 
Old 2006-11-21, 03:40
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Michael Richards(Kramer) gets heckled by umm...african americans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvQq0HQ45Q4


That was fucking hilarious as shit!
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About requiem. Aint it the truth...
 
Old 2006-11-21, 03:41
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searched the laugh factory on google and found this

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Old 2006-11-21, 03:58
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To be honest i really don't care what he said. I know people daily that say 20x worse. I find it more funny than anything. So hes got ignorant ideas. (or at least somewhat appears so) big deal, could be worse.. He could think that 911 was started BECAUSE of the war in iraq ...... (heard this one recently)
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Old 2006-11-21, 04:08
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Wow did you guys just see his apology on Letterman? At first people were laughing. But Seinfeld got pissed and said DONT LAUGH. So they didn't and then clapped at the end. FUCKING WEIRD
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Old 2006-11-21, 04:14
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Wow did you guys just see his apology on Letterman? At first people were laughing. But Seinfeld got pissed and said DONT LAUGH. So they didn't and then clapped at the end. FUCKING WEIRD



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Old 2006-11-21, 04:18
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WORST Nirvana cover EVER!


Look at that bitch, acting like a fucking star, whilst she couldn't even get that 'hello' part right. And at the end roll over the floor for dramatic effect, BAHA.
Be sure to check out the solo.


And when you're done laughing, imagine: what would it feel like to be that bitch and look back at that?

Man oh man, man oh man oh man.


I've never seen something played so badly? And this is a really simple song?

I mean, don't they know that they suck? Hahah Jesus Christ.

He doesn't even have distortion? and even worse, his guitar cuts out a few times?

That bitch just farewelled her reputation and friends. Ridicufuckinglous
 
Old 2006-11-21, 04:27
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Weeeeell I watched it on Letterman. Just search Youtube, you know someone will have it uploaded ASAP.
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Old 2006-11-21, 04:34
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Weeeeell I watched it on Letterman. Just search Youtube, you know someone will have it uploaded ASAP.


Oh so this whole thing is like brand new? Shit i thought this was like old news haha.
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Old 2006-11-21, 04:54
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Dude that Nirvana cover made me cry. Wow. How in the hell could there have been actual clapping at the end of that? They must have edited that in.
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WORST Nirvana cover EVER!


Look at that bitch, acting like a fucking star, whilst she couldn't even get that 'hello' part right. And at the end roll over the floor for dramatic effect, BAHA.
Be sure to check out the solo.


And when you're done laughing, imagine: what would it feel like to be that bitch and look back at that?


OMG.. .i don't really like nirvana ... but... holy FUCK.. .what in the hell is this. I mean seriously. Looking outside of me actually knowing the song.. just looking at this.. as far as playing music.. this completely and totally completely fucking sucks. Period.

Edit: I mean h ell the drummer just did a transitional roll in the middle of a section.. what int he fuck.. ha
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wow, you know something is wrong with the world when a comedian has to apologize for dropping an n-bomb.

and why is it that a good 90% of famous black and latino comedians get famous for making fun of whitey, but when a white guy drops an n-bomb, the shit hits the fan?
 
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wow, you know something is wrong with the world when a comedian has to apologize for dropping an n-bomb.

and why is it that a good 90% of famous black and latino comedians get famous for making fun of whitey, but when a white guy drops an n-bomb, the shit hits the fan?


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and why is it that a good 90% of famous black and latino comedians get famous for making fun of whitey, but when a white guy drops an n-bomb, the shit hits the fan?


You have a good point.

A lot of it was perhaps it was directed at a specific individual.


He also said "50 years ago you were turned upside down with a fork in your ass"

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Old 2006-11-21, 20:49
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/11/dumb-crook-full.html

Omg this video of this crook is just fucking hilarious as shit.
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Omg this video of this crook is just fucking hilarious as shit.



bahaha, when it falls through the LS roof and the bottles fall on his head. lol!

And did you see him walk right by the Alize! How un-gangsta!

Edit - oh man, even his escape is really funny.
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YES!!! I hated that thing with a passion! All I would hear from my nieces when they playedwith them was all that annoying chatter from them.
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/11/dumb-crook-full.html

Omg this video of this crook is just fucking hilarious as shit.

That is just magic. Poetry in fucking motion. Laughed my ass off for his attempted escape... oh man.

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So, you think Gut lyrics are nasty?

Real life is much nastier.
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boxing orangutans in thailand! well its cool (and not funny) that they are being released to a preserve, but i can't imagine what kind of shit they'll get into after being trained to box their whole lives.
 
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The lengths drivers will go to save time:

http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer...rt=true&fs=true

 
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http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer...rt=true&fs=true




haha, that was pretty good. Neat little devices, I've never seen those.
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Bohemian Rhapsody as you've never heard it before:

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/bohemian-rhapsody.html
 
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http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer...rt=true&fs=true


Hahahahahha I watched it twice, it's that good.

The last clip, with the guy in the van is bad... he cracks the windshield with his head...look closely... Seems ok though.


Hahaha.
 
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Bohemian Rhapsody as you've never heard it before:

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/bohemian-rhapsody.html

lol. that was pretty nice.


that one with the cars; I've never seen that device around here. Is it in the US?
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Oh my god ... that Nirvana cover ... that was so horrible ... that's all I can think about by looking through this thread.
 
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin...or else it gets the hose again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg
 
Old 2006-11-24, 23:55
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That song is fucking classic man.
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It rubs the lotion on it's skin...or else it gets the hose again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg

Am I the only person on Earth that doesn't get it?
 
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OMG.. .i don't really like nirvana ... but... holy FUCK.. .what in the hell is this. I mean seriously. Looking outside of me actually knowing the song.. just looking at this.. as far as playing music.. this completely and totally completely fucking sucks. Period.

Edit: I mean h ell the drummer just did a transitional roll in the middle of a section.. what int he fuck.. ha

just started watching it now im waiting for it to load. i cant even stand it. curt wouldn't jump around like a bitch he sits there all depressed not doin shit then he rocks out like he's fucked up or somethin

edit: they call that a solo? i hate the guitar player, at least the singer is "tryin" and looks good
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Am I the only person on Earth that doesn't get it?


Haven't seen Silence of the Lambs, I take it?
 
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The second worst cover of that Nirvana song.

Guitar playing is ridiculously poor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI0ANrgGp70

What's worse, is I think it's aussie. Im so ashamed.
 
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Goddamn! I don't know what was worst hearing them sing that song or the fat chick jumping on the stage!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg


^ haha Fucking Stupid
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4-9mB_kGgg

hehe, fucking greenskeepers.


EDIT: Which reminds me, when Bill puts on that woman suit and all the makeup, does anyone think he looks exactly like the singer from The Darkness?

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The second worst cover of that Nirvana song.

Guitar playing is ridiculously poor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI0ANrgGp70

What's worse, is I think it's aussie. Im so ashamed.



There's ALWAYS women involved with crappy covers
And look at 'em jumping around on stage, and the crowd just sitting down, looking uninterested, just talking to eachother...

But the one I posted was worse
 
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EDIT: Which reminds me, when Bill puts on that woman suit and all the makeup, does anyone think he looks exactly like the singer from The Darkness?


Haha, he really does!
 
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I've figured it out. Buffalo Bill IS the singer from the Darkness.






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