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NO! Two guys walk in to clean it up. One guy says, "Shit, man." The other guy turns to him, stares at him, and says, "Yes it is."
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It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious. But when people die, there is hell to pay.
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well yea its not funny someone died..but from a third person perspective the whole situation is funny in a way. sounds like some shit out of a movie.
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HAHAHAHA! I haven't laughed like that in a while.
"Oh we don't listen to spoilers"
"Here's a spoiler...you will die ALONE"
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AHHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was the best one yet. I love near the end they bring out some star trek fan who flicks everyone off.
"What is this thing on your chest?"
"It helps me breathe"
"So, uh, which one of these buttons on here do you press to get your parents to come pick you up?"
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hahahah take a look on this...its really gore...10 minutes of bloods and trips, for a low-budget movies its not bad seriously
Its in french but the scenario isnt hard: KILL HIM....OUUUUUCH....AAAAAAAAAAH.....WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR...KILL HIM DAMMIT.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.....SLASH.....POW......SLOUCH....SPLISH
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That was great The one part that was really wierd was when mark was immitating how he "ate breakfast on Tatooine." Watch it and and then think dirty thoughts.
Fucking brilliant, man. Ace of Spades is an awesome song. He couldn't have done it with any other song perfectly.
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This is ass belonking with a BC Rich bronze warlock and practice amp, randomly hitting cardboard boxes, and the rape of a Tourettes' Syndrome sufferer in a hall.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG03ZFfaEeM
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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Ha...ha....ha.....vampires can't be fat. That disproves her right there. 
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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2006-11-04, 18:47
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Wow, she must have accidently sunk her teeth onto a vat of fat.
..... she's still out of my league, though. 
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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2006-11-04, 19:07
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I only clicked one link and didn't even bother with the rest. And you are a fag.
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ha ha, fuck people that bitch kills cows for an appetizer.
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haha. That was terrible,
I've only ever knew one greek guy named Kosta, he got suspended from my junior high school for grabbing a girl's ass and then booted from another school for grabbing a teacher's ass!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-11-05, 19:38
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA...daaaamn sweet mama
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2006-11-09, 15:38
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-11-09, 15:51
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hahah holy shit!! thats pretty fucking hilarious. too bad they got screwed for it. a felony charge of aggravated battery on a cop? pretty rough. it most likely was some schwag and they'd have had to eat so much of it to get high...
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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That was great, ha.
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
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Awesome, man!
I got 770. Funny when you start gettin frantic with the punching that stuff starts falling off the wall.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Dude, that is FUCKED UP. But funny in a sickening way 
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Shadow dragon:
Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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AHH So much of that has already been posted several times.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Brian Posehn video. Funny as fuck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKV0UYbPNk&NR
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Funny in a funny way. I wouldn't mind a piece of her ass. I dunno about those conditions though. What the fuck? Hahah. Not good seeing a bear get killed though.
I watched it twice And got a stag .
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Ha, posers. There is no way they could feel good about themselves if they are standing next to any musician with a real guitar.
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Ha, posers. There is no way they could feel good about themselves if they are standing next to any musician with a real guitar.
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Don't be so .... quick to judge haha, if i'm not mistaken there is a huge contest i think its globally of people who air guitar, and there is probably an expensive prize and some "fame."
I don't think they have any problem feelin good winning money even if its by looking like a fool.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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i can picture it now...a father sits down to teach his son the air guitar. winning the cash is fine..i just don't know how i'd feel about myself winning a contest for faking something haha. they all have to have at least tried a real guitar...i'm sure many of them play a lot and also get caught playing air guitar here and there and people say "you should join that air guitar competition" |
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Don't be so .... quick to judge haha, if i'm not mistaken there is a huge contest i think its globally of people who air guitar, and there is probably an expensive prize and some "fame."
I don't think they have any problem feelin good winning money even if its by looking like a fool.
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But dude cmon. We all have out favorite bands/musicians who actually play on real wood with real strings, play riffs that stem from real emotions, and who probably own 3 shirts and hardly get paid for their hard work at all. Air guitar is not an art, and I don't really have a problem with it until someone starts talking about it like it is a skill and especially getting fucking paid for it.
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Air guitar is not an art, and I don't really have a problem with it until someone starts talking about it like it is a skill and especially getting fucking paid for it.
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I totally agree....I hate when "air guitarists" are on late night shows...what an embarrassment to real musicians.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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But dude cmon. We all have out favorite bands/musicians who actually play on real wood with real strings, play riffs that stem from real emotions, and who probably own 3 shirts and hardly get paid for their hard work at all. Air guitar is not an art, and I don't really have a problem with it until someone starts talking about it like it is a skill and especially getting fucking paid for it.
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hahahah i wasn't saying air guitar r0XXxx0rzz my frowzzer.
Most people are sheep. And i know this sounds so... agnst bullshit, but more and more I've learned that its true. I would imagine for hte average person on earth they probably can't see the value in actual guitar playing vs. air guitaring. And by that i mean, having contests to see who rox the most a air guitar and paying htem shit loads, while real musicians bust their ass for nothin.
Although.. in supply and demand terms, it would appear that there isn't much demand for musicians hence the low pay, and there is billionz of them, and the low supply of air guitarists (serious ones) and a high demand of them because there is little of em.
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...Its very annoying to keep having to hear some socially-disabled teen come on these boards talking about all the drugs he's started doing so that he can maybe grasp onto some kind of positive response so he feels better about himself and what he's doing.
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haha, I saw that on the news.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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