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Old 2006-08-19, 19:38
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Satan fails to hurt sleeping christian youth

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Old 2006-08-20, 05:09
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-08-20, 06:21
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Satan fails to hurt sleeping christian youth

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/



..........
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-08-20, 13:22
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Satan fails to hurt sleeping christian youth

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

God, I hear a Power Metal song coming on.




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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Cats/
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.

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Old 2006-08-22, 06:12
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Emo fight on Youtube. Very....funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPWLVV2pKz0&NR
 
Old 2006-08-23, 04:14
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Old 2006-08-23, 04:55
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...860976834753426

I now have respect for the french people in Canada!

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Old 2006-08-23, 05:09
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I now have respect for the french people in Canada!




Holy Crap, good video..too bad the quality wasn't better. It was obviously influenced by Dead Alive and Braindead. lol, christ.

How do you know it was filmed in Canada? NAZI RACIST.(although I'm sure it was.)
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Old 2006-08-23, 05:36
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I now have respect for the french people in Canada!



That was great! I loved the acting.
 
Old 2006-08-23, 09:08
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php
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Old 2006-08-23, 23:28
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGRrHvz3RHc

Not funny, but really cool. The next keyboardist for the next Mario-themed Black MEtal Band.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-08-25, 02:14
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-08-25, 16:20
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Old 2006-08-25, 21:50
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Old 2006-08-25, 22:11
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I now have respect for the french people in Canada!



THAT WAS FUCKING AWSOME! I laughed so hard I'm crying
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Old 2006-08-27, 04:35
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Old 2006-08-27, 18:56
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Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries for them from prayers or bells,
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,-
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
 
Old 2006-08-27, 19:13
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behold the wonder of sockbaby, a 3 part independant mini film thing, by the amazing mind that brought you the classic game "earthworm Jim"


pt1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi5KfsNpzjY

pt2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEsmVSds6fM

pt3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar5uosMpZ84
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Old 2006-08-27, 21:17
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Old 2006-08-27, 21:51
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Old 2006-08-27, 22:03
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"It allows me to play 4 million notes per second but i uhh......don't do that casue people die."
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Old 2006-08-28, 04:59
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Emo fight on Youtube. Very....funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPWLVV2pKz0&NR

Dude, I don't get into fights AT ALL (never piss off anyone, no one pisses me off), but I have to say that was weak with two v's..... yeah. Real fights involve getting into each other and shit, punching against another guy's kidneys. Even this girl at my school knew how to fight better than those two fags. If it were me, I'd wait for one of those guys to throw their leg at me (I won't call it "Kicking") and I'd punch them right in the nuts. Dirty? Yes, but that is..... *resists obvious Star Wars remark*
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Old 2006-08-29, 12:39
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oxw8E3uiSI
Hammer Smashed Face
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This is my band's page
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Old 2006-08-30, 00:00
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Cat on a wheel.

Every home should have one.
 
Old 2006-08-30, 00:22
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Cat on a wheel.

Every home should have one.



That was very enjoyable. I watched it twice.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-08-30, 00:46
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-08-30, 02:25
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Those are disturbing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7oCDbDebDA
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-08-30, 02:29
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HAHAHA this band haves the worst voice i ever ear...but songs name are very funny
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-08-30, 03:46
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Fucking hell they were funny, I think I leaked a little bit!!
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Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
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Old 2006-08-30, 04:42
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HAHAHA this band haves the worst voice i ever ear...but songs name are very funny


Are you retarded? That rocked!

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Are you trying to relapse my post thematic stress therapy? Those are disturbing in a way my doctors wouldn't like
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Old 2006-08-30, 15:56
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Old 2006-08-30, 17:31
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That was awful.
 
Old 2006-08-30, 19:30
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weebls stuff is full of wierd flash shorties.

I like Mr. Stabby, and The Lord.

"I believe last time we met I was going to show you the drawing room. Today, I would also like to show you the drawing room, but I can't. You see, I have the fear... I have gone cold turkey, after a year long heroin-fueled bender. And as a result, my bowels are in a somewhat weakened state." *Slimy shitty fart*. "Oh good lord! Cockfroster, fetch some more brandy, will you? *sniff sniff* and some fresh undergarments." "Yes, sir." "Quick sport, dear boy. I sense seepage."
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-02, 05:26
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Sd6wE5CcI

It would be nothing without the commentary.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-02, 06:01
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Sd6wE5CcI

It would be nothing without the commentary.


i'll admit the commentary was funny..but i hope they didn't bring in a fucking pit to fight teh snake...i think the snake would win, but i think it has a very good chance of sustaining a serious bite wound at the same time. i'm not exactly sure what people with snakes that big feed their snakes..but i'm pretty sure its not that. most likely dead food.

if you're get a snake, i hope you aren't a retard about it
 
Old 2006-09-02, 06:06
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if you're get a snake, i hope you aren't a retard about it


I sure hope snakes like beer.....

haha, I'm joking, I love animals.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-02, 06:08
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I sure hope snakes like beer.....

haha, I'm joking, I love animals.


mine only like oe800 nothing more..nothing less..
 
Old 2006-09-02, 06:50
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Sd6wE5CcI

It would be nothing without the commentary.


Awesome vid. I love how they refer to animals as "nigguhs". Lol, "That nigguh got him in a full nelson".
 
Old 2006-09-02, 07:04
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"That nigguh got him in a full nelson".



haha, yeah, that was definitely a highlight.



*shakes head and just walks away*
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 00:41
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 00:46
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This is why there are school shootings.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 00:48
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Old 2006-09-03, 19:12
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Old 2006-09-03, 19:41
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Too many videos. I'm not sifting through that shit.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 19:45
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i was but when i got to a video with Slipknot i almost through my computer
 
Old 2006-09-03, 20:49
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Old 2006-09-03, 20:50
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That would be fun to watch.
 
Old 2006-09-03, 21:26
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I like finntroll now. refer me to some albums, yes?


Midnattens Widunder
Jaktens Tid
Nattfodd

I've only heard a couple tracks off the other one, so I can't judge.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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i was but when i got to a video with Slipknot i almost through my computer

There was two; one was someone buring a shirt with slipknot's logo on it, and another one was a stupid skit of some girl posing as the emo goth who thinks slipknot is br00tal, and the epic metal chick with the frying pan "bashing" the goth.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.

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Old 2006-09-04, 04:26
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#1 song in Sweden right now.

http://basshunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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This will never stop being great
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Old 2006-09-04, 05:19
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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Why are there only Indians competing?
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Old 2006-09-04, 05:31
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Why are there only Indians competing?



It's probably in India?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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You crazy. Indians don't live in India. They live in Casinos and teepees in the desert. Mama knows all.
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Old 2006-09-04, 19:43
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lmao where did you find that,and why.That is somehow one of the funniet things ive seen.
 
Old 2006-09-04, 19:54
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lmao where did you find that,and why.That is somehow one of the funniet things ive seen.


I was searching Indian vidoes.
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RIP moe.
 
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You've inspired me to lookup German Videos.

Spoof of the angry German Kid who got mad when playing Unreal Tournament.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q-xfxHrJrc

If this were my kid, I would give him a quick swift trauma-inducing punch to his head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRrZ...related&search=
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Old 2006-09-04, 20:51
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You've inspired me to lookup German Videos.

Spoof of the angry German Kid who got mad when playing Unreal Tournament.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q-xfxHrJrc



ha, that was pretty good.
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Old 2006-09-04, 21:03
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Haha that looks like me playing xbox.
 
Old 2006-09-04, 22:50
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you want to watch fat guys sing and dance while you play xbox??

heres a video i saw after watching that cat wheel thing. http://youtube.com/watch?v=5A-ugAYb...related&search=
 
Old 2006-09-04, 22:54
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That was awesome!
 
Old 2006-09-04, 22:55
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heres a video i saw after watching that cat wheel thing. http://youtube.com/watch?v=5A-ugAYb...related&search=



Wow...that's fucked up.
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Oh man..I forgot all about prank phone calls.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kB8G50KIavA




One time my friends and I were sky high and called the number from the space bags infomercial and asked how many kilos of marijuana could fit in a large sized space bag. We tore into pieces like little girls.
Recently my friend and I drunkenly called Cingular Wireless in LA(he works for them here)pretending we were Mexican gangsters...where my character beat him for using my phone during the day time.

Don't piss the British off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwmk4n6vLlk&NR
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RIP moe.

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RIP moe.
 
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.


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I mkae these stick figure comics now and then. Kind of cheesy, but some have found them funny.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...uresCoreyVs.jpg

Excuse my lame attempt at drawing George Fisher.
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The drawings were cute, the dialogue could use some work.
 
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This has already been posted probably,
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http://www.thebricktestament.com/
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Old 2006-09-08, 15:46
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That ain't the problem here, woman. Neither is the question how you dug up something like that.

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WHY did you find something like that?

Hm, I could imagine a half way acceptable coreography on that one...
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hehe Someone sent it to me under the guise of "Open at your own risk...." but they said it wasn't porn. I beg to differ. It seemed pretty blatantly offensive to me! omg
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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i think the name says it all.
 
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What is wrong with you, woman? There's people here that click stuff like that. Haha.
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http://vili.us/hypno.html

simply fantastic
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simply fantastic

That also belongs in the nicest tits thread.
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Haha that is soooo ace! I wanna be in this band! It's like Ritchie Blackmore meets Boney M! I miss the 70's
 
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I don't know if I posted this, but it's fucking weird and awesome at the same time.

Look at the solo at 2:45

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0yekVlhBeTA
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Old 2006-09-09, 19:20
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That was crazy fantastic.
 
Old 2006-09-09, 19:24
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I don't know if I posted this, but it's fucking weird and awesome at the same time.

Look at the solo at 2:45

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0yekVlhBeTA



hahaha the vandals covered this song and i thought the cover version was weird!

i don't think i could be in a band and look over to see our lead singer/keyboardist making those noises. maybe if i was on as much acid as they might be....either way, that guitarist as a sick ass rhinestone shirt!
 
Old 2006-09-09, 19:39
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I don't know if I posted this, but it's fucking weird and awesome at the same time.

Look at the solo at 2:45

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0yekVlhBeTA


He's Devin Townsends dad!!!
Cheers for posting this, I ain't seen it for years! Those crazy dutch
 
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If we're going to post silly bands.....Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band it has to be!
 
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I don't know if I posted this, but it's fucking weird and awesome at the same time.

Look at the solo at 2:45

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0yekVlhBeTA

Dude, that fucking ruled.
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I enjoyed that Focus video so much I downloaded their first album. Hamburger Concerto is br00tal!
 
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Heres and old vid from ebaums.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/06/judgejudyreign.html
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hahaha those guys are fucking nuts..i just don't get this shit. my younger brother had a video of theres it was pretty funny..
 
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I don't know if I posted this, but it's fucking weird and awesome at the same time.

Look at the solo at 2:45

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0yekVlhBeTA


That was tight... I wanna buy a record of them.
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If we're going to post silly bands.....Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band it has to be!


That was awesome. So awesome in fact, that I've downloaded a compilation cd. Funny stuff, with quite a few genuinely good songs!

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