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evil romans > evil jews
im part italian and i thoroughly approve the stereotyping of my ancestors
we enjoy this and never complain. i sincerely dont give a shit.
it just funny that the passion involves the taboo portrayal of jews and the accepted norm portrayal of italians/romans. we had more face time whipping the guy anyway. italian catholics dont care to see thier ancestors shown as evil bogeyman. jewish groups were up in storm
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in bosnia, representin bruce lee
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Search for it on that site. I've found it.
Fucking funny.
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LOLOLOLOLOLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The funniest video in this fucking thread!!!
The girl just handles it lightly.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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EDIT: Hubby said that person should be dragged behind a bike for a very long time. It's just wrong.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I'm sorry, but there's no way you can replace him. He's irreplaceable. You were just handy. (And I was actually thinking fbs, but he wasn't here. shhh....)
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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I do not understand the renewed fascination with him. He's a dweeb.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Oh yeah, I wasn't into them videowise back in the 70's, but all their music was fabulous. Peter Gabriel was great. I'm still a big fan of the old stuff. That's not really psychedelic either. Just weird.  Watch some old Pink Floyd and you'll see the difference.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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They won't because lots of people are too fucking pussified to deal with the truth that they suck... or at least that's what MY studies say.
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I remember seeing that.
If you're gonna be competitive, be competitive in a real sport, like football. Baseball is what? Pitch the ball, hit the ball, run around a diamond, score a point.
Unless you're getting your ass kicked, it's not a sport. It's a game.
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I remember seeing that.
If you're gonna be competitive, be competitive in a real sport, like football. Baseball is what? Pitch the ball, hit the ball, run around a diamond, score a point.
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Oh yeah, I wasn't into them videowise back in the 70's, but all their music was fabulous. Peter Gabriel was great. I'm still a big fan of the old stuff. That's not really psychedelic either. Just weird. Watch some old Pink Floyd and you'll see the difference.
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Baseball; OOH hitting a ball with a bat and running to a base.
Soccer; OOH kicking. Nuff said.
Lacross; *loads ak to kill every lacross player*
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Sprinting I'd sort of consider a sport because you're pushing yourself. That's actually what makes a sport a sport; when you're pushing your physical limit.
Baseball; OOH hitting a ball with a bat and running to a base.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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i couldn't even make it through the whole video. DRAMA DRAMA TENSIONNNN!!
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I thought I'd post this here since it's on the internet and it's (I hope) funny. It's a power metal tribute I did and although it's on myspace, this isn't a cheap trick just to get people to visit my page!
But hey at least it saves me makin a new thread for it and getting flamed to death.
Anyway it's called Why Angels Fly and the vocals are the worst you'll ever hear...
www.myspace.com/visceralblastband
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I thought I'd post this here since it's on the internet and it's (I hope) funny. It's a power metal tribute I did and although it's on myspace, this isn't a cheap trick just to get people to visit my page!
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Instruments were awesome. But the vocals... no no no no and just... bad man!  < Stoned emot judges thee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WD95Teoh4
Wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA
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