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Old 2006-07-03, 04:02
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Haha.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 07:10
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Here's the official Hayseed Dixie AoS video:

http://www.hayseed-dixie.com/ace.mov

Awesome stuff.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 10:14
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Old 2006-07-03, 11:12
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0fa...h=dying%20fetus
hahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!!!!
The big fucking bear near the start puts me in fits of silly giggles!
 
Old 2006-07-03, 12:16
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I think that'll be the fifth time this video has been put in this thread. No point in yelling at people to search since every thread has ten thousand posts in it now. But that is a damn funny video and a sweet song as well.
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Old 2006-07-03, 12:40
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I fucking thought it would be old,forgot to mention sorry.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 13:41
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It may be old, but undeniably still funny as fuck.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 18:17
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Attack it's weak point for massive damage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJElsNaC6yQ
 
Old 2006-07-03, 18:19
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Pfft. You can edit anything and make $599 seem like way too much to play to fight a crab when you can fight crabs in real life for free and only end up getting killed by established crab fishermen or arrested.
 
Old 2006-07-03, 18:23
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Old 2006-07-03, 18:36
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Pfft. You can edit anything and make $599 seem like way too much to play to fight a crab when you can fight crabs in real life for free and only end up getting killed by established crab fishermen or arrested.


But you don't understand, you get to re-enact a part of Japanese history, where they battled the great giant crab scourge and attacked their weak points for massive damage.

There's an extended video of that conference, where the crab guy talks about advanced features like "real time weapon changing".
 
Old 2006-07-03, 18:40
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I wouldn't want my crab-fighting to be accompanied by anything less than the utmost console realism.
 
Old 2006-07-04, 00:17
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Slayer isn't kvlt.


Never in the history of Metaltabs has there ever been such an incorrect statement... Ok, the guy that said "Dicksnot R0lz" actually owns that right but this is at least on the top 10.

This is pretty funny though.
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Old 2006-07-04, 21:07
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But you don't understand, you get to re-enact a part of Japanese history, where they battled the great giant crab scourge and attacked their weak points for massive damage.

There's an extended video of that conference, where the crab guy talks about advanced features like "real time weapon changing".



there is a legend in regarding the Tiara clan, who are featured on that battle, that when they were defeated by, i believe the Minamoto clan, the royal family of Tiara where forced to walk the plank in the ships they were fleeing on. and so the legend goes that the slain tiara army and royals souls where reincarnated in a local crab to that region

http://images.google.com/images?svn...ke+crab&spell=1

here are some photos of the crab.

ive never played the game, dont really care for these new consoles but to anyone in japan or anyone who had studied up on thier history would instantly recognize what beach,what battle,what era,what clans and what happened historically. the games looks cool but what do i know about 3-d games. the historical accuracy is just referenced, its not like they are saying actual giant crabs took part in the battle

edit: actually having a game featuring the crabs as enemies alongside taira soldiers is a clever way to tie in historical battles and legend to a video games. the actual battle is not gonna be impressive for a video game or a movie. thats why they spice it up with fantasy and exageration
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Old 2006-07-05, 01:38
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The best version of that Nirvana song. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMl4vTQ5T_Y
 
Old 2006-07-05, 01:59
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Nah,sorry this is haha.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UWFeiYgt...20teen%20spirit
The song is a shitty cover magnet it is.
 
Old 2006-07-06, 02:32
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Old 2006-07-06, 22:14
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http://www.sonjaswette.com/index_en.html

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Old 2006-07-07, 00:59
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Old 2006-07-07, 05:26
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LOL. Japanese fucktards trying to mock American culture.
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Old 2006-07-10, 23:52
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I don't care if this has been posted already, you faggots might like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNLD...ivium%20wargazm
 
Old 2006-07-11, 04:02
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MY BUDDY JAMIE O IN PEI FINALLY FIGHTS THE LOCAL HXC KIDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syo7sA_rICQ

super long story short:

Jamie and this kid have been at a war of words for 2 years. they keep clashing, but the fag (kyle) keeps running off and telling people he kicked jamies ass. jamie was like "wha-eva, i do what i want", but kyle kept being a little bitch, and well... yeah, enjoy the vid.
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Old 2006-07-11, 04:09
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finally justice
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he had a metallica tattoo!
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Old 2006-07-11, 04:24
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MY BUDDY JAMIE O IN PEI FINALLY FIGHTS THE LOCAL HXC KIDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syo7sA_rICQ

super long story short:

Jamie and this kid have been at a war of words for 2 years. they keep clashing, but the fag (kyle) keeps running off and telling people he kicked jamies ass. jamie was like "wha-eva, i do what i want", but kyle kept being a little bitch, and well... yeah, enjoy the vid.

hahahahahahahaha
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Old 2006-07-11, 04:57
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MY BUDDY JAMIE O IN PEI FINALLY FIGHTS THE LOCAL HXC KIDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Syo7sA_rICQ

super long story short:

Jamie and this kid have been at a war of words for 2 years. they keep clashing, but the fag (kyle) keeps running off and telling people he kicked jamies ass. jamie was like "wha-eva, i do what i want", but kyle kept being a little bitch, and well... yeah, enjoy the vid.


that shit was weak, no guns no fun
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Old 2006-07-11, 05:15
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOaX...ch=death%20band

I pretty much hate all bands with females as lead singers as it is, but god damn, this is just... god damn.
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Old 2006-07-11, 11:53
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Was she reading the lyrics from a sheet of paper at times? For Creeping Death? Jeez, I thought every metal head knew those lyrics as a rite of passage.
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Old 2006-07-11, 13:20
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Old 2006-07-11, 19:13
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Old 2006-07-12, 15:53
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Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-07-13, 02:48
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Old 2006-07-13, 13:32
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Dunno if this was posted already but I thought this was pretty good:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi9V...ead%20emo%20kid
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Old 2006-07-14, 04:28
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Real Men Listen to Deicide, but real douches will do shitty moshing to it.
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Old 2006-07-14, 12:48
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David Hasslehoff! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw3UviCXWgk This is REALLY bad! Maybe Blue Swede will sue him. hehe

BJ Thomas version was the best, but this is funny just because of who it is.
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-07-14, 13:06
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Real Men Listen to Deicide, but real douches will do shitty moshing to it.


yeah indeed, the people who mosh like that are the biggest fags


but the vid's pretty good

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Old 2006-07-14, 21:09
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt8zWBU0U_I

AWESOME police chase. The driver has some skill.
 
Old 2006-07-14, 22:17
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Old 2006-07-15, 22:15
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Old 2006-07-16, 13:48
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Old 2006-07-17, 05:03
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yeah indeed, the people who mosh like that are the biggest fags


but the vid's pretty good

If you aren't punching people in a mosh pit, you ain't moshing.

Which is why I stay away. I'm too wussified to get hit by someone. Afraid of getting hit in the gut and throwing up. Hasn't happened yet. Hate throwing up. Hate throwing up in crowds even more because then you piss more people off and... y'know, it's not worth it.

I used to to make these stick figure comic strips a while ago. Kind of funny. Some people like it. Don't think anyone here will, but I'll give it a shot.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...ttleofBands.jpg
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...tesWarlocks.jpg
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Old 2006-07-19, 02:02
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The BEST Star Wars parody you'll ever see:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0



^ Five roffles. It's that good.
 
Old 2006-07-19, 04:34
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Old 2006-07-19, 20:52
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Ah haha. Fucking 'a'.

I love this guy. The best thing to happen to the web since porn.

http://www.tourettesguy.com/index.p...id=12&Itemid=27
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Old 2006-07-19, 21:06
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Haha yeah, Tourettes Guy is pretty funny.

Just noticed your sig, playing a bit too much Kotor are we?
 
Old 2006-07-19, 21:08
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No. Watching too much Star Wars.
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Old 2006-07-19, 21:15
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That quote isn't from any SW movie, it's from the first Kotor game.
 
Old 2006-07-19, 21:58
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IT's the Sith Code. It's, like.... yeah. Too much kotor.
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Old 2006-07-20, 00:28
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Old 2006-07-20, 00:37
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IT's the Sith Code. It's, like.... yeah. Too much kotor.


and those games kick ass
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Old 2006-07-20, 00:46
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Only nerds will get this joke.


That was great.

This is the most disturbing thing I've seen in a while.
 
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Old 2006-07-20, 03:06
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people actually get off on that shit?
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Old 2006-07-20, 03:09
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No one is freaked out about his small nads and stuff?
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Old 2006-07-20, 03:15
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No one is freaked out about his small nads and stuff?

His package is normal size, it only looks small because his body is so big. And why the hell are you pointing that out anyway? Fucking weirdo.
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It's... it's taunting me... it's just so wierd.

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Old 2006-07-20, 16:53
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This is a friend of mine whom I drank with last night after not seeing him in a few years...I've also seen this guy launch a "street missile" which blew up in his face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Y6...arch=mojoskippy

His knee cap was on fire as well.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-07-25, 04:38
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I just watched that whole godamn video...there is about 10 minutes combined which is actually funny.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.

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"A new Christian video game invites players to roam the simulated streets of New York on a quest to kill "non-believers," including Jews, Muslims, Buddhists and gays."


I don't really like computer games, but I'd play that one.
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Old 2006-07-25, 17:34
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This, right here, is man's best friend ever!

And refering to that computer game; I'd so play that. May piss off a few of my friends, but who cares? That sounds like a good game.
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haha, dumb cunt.

"He also said that he was prepared to marry the woman who accused him of rape"
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This, right here, is man's best friend ever!

And refering to that computer game; I'd so play that. May piss off a few of my friends, but who cares? That sounds like a good game.


LOLLLL...its the stupidest dog i ever seen, but the more hilarous
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I don't really like computer games, but I'd play that one.


The only thing that has me a bit thoughtful in the context is my apparent belonging in the category "unbelievers".
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LOLLLL...its the stupidest dog i ever seen, but the more hilarous


it's not that funny, if you read the comments the dog has a diesease and would have to be put down
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Old 2006-07-26, 15:16
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That was on AFV not several months ago...they didn't say it had a disease then.
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it's not that funny, if you read the comments the dog has a diesease and would have to be put down

... What a way to kill the mood.
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The only thing that has me a bit thoughtful in the context is my apparent belonging in the category "unbelievers".


Bah! We're all unbelieving swine. We NEED to get it in the neck. Fuck, I'd make a great fundie.

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Old 2006-07-27, 06:01
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http://www.kontraband.com/show/show...T=movies&NSFW=1

Best song ever.
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it's not that funny, if you read the comments the dog has a diesease and would have to be put down


hum yes, because its not about his descease that we laugh...its the action
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i see them with a friend 2 month ago with Beneath the massacre...they rules
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BOB, i bet if you tried to mess a sentence up it would come out more gramatically correct.


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Hahaha yeah, that video's been doing the rounds lately.

Ba-dun-chhhh...
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I'm very familiar with that particular magazine many years ago. It was an excellent source of information and if it's the same standard it was back then I'm all for the cover. That was one of the best experiences that I ever had with my kids. I agree that people should use a bit of common sense and modesty when they nurse in public places if there is a more discreet place to do it instead of just "whipping one out, " but the cover had nothing offensive. I could picture the smile as the baby and mother's gaze would meet and the trickle dribbling down. That is after the little brat bites down with his 2 teeth to get her attention.


(BOB!)
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I'm very familiar with that particular magazine many years ago. It was an excellent source of information and if it's the same standard it was back then I'm all for the cover. That was one of the best experiences that I ever had with my kids. I agree that people should use a bit of common sense and modesty when they nurse in public places if there is a more discreet place to do it instead of just "whipping one out, " but the cover had nothing offensive. I could picture the smile as the baby and mother's gaze would meet and the trickle dribbling down. That is after the little brat bites down with his 2 teeth to get her attention.


(BOB!)


hehe eeuh hehe yes?
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Good one Slabbe.

I thought this was pretty hilarious.

http://www.rockabilia.com/product.p...page=1&featured
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RIP moe.
 
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Good one Slabbe.

I thought this was pretty hilarious.

http://www.rockabilia.com/product.p...page=1&featured

2 words; Sell Out.

Or is that one word? I dunno, let's ask Corey Taylor.

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Old 2006-07-30, 00:42
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Slipknot aren't sellouts...they were corporate whores to begin with.
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I disagree with you there BB Slipknot MFKR was fucking underground it was aweseome.



http://youtube.com/watch?v=fKQDHQYj...gernaut%20bitch

I almost piss myself from laughing everytime i watch this video,enjoy.
 
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I disagree with you there BB Slipknot MFKR was fucking underground it was aweseome.



Nonetheless, they still blow.
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RIP moe.
 
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wtf...its seems to be Kerry King with an air bag!!
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10 Ways to Freak Out Your Date http://americaninventorspot.com/node/1266
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