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Old 2006-06-15, 21:27
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca.php

Something i just found.

Don't watch it if your stoned to hell though.
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Old 2006-06-15, 21:58
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca.php

Something i just found.

Don't watch it if your stoned to hell though.


LMFAO

The end was the best part.
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Old 2006-06-15, 23:04
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Old 2006-06-15, 23:47
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omg was that a condom on that chicks head?
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Old 2006-06-16, 00:07
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wtf was there even a point to that?
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Old 2006-06-16, 01:04
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That was hilarious, but now I have a huge headache.
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Old 2006-06-16, 01:11
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Old 2006-06-16, 03:56
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omg was that a condom on that chicks head?

no its a rubber glove.....pervert
its been awhile since ive seen that lol
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Old 2006-06-16, 08:19
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One of my mates showed me it. It's a bit crazy.

I also found a vid of a crazy german kid at his comp but you propbaly seen it already it's a bit old.
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Old 2006-06-16, 17:40
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http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/poopbackandforth.html
thats how u should bond with your siblings.
i would laugh if it was their mom
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Old 2006-06-16, 21:34
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I dont get it.
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Old 2006-06-17, 10:11
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Hahaha that video was weird. It would be better if it wasn't acted out though.
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Old 2006-06-18, 23:31
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Old 2006-06-19, 13:59
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-06-19, 16:47
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FearFrost posted that the other week.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-06-19, 18:56
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I was searching "Halifax" on youtube and found some amusing videos from the hometown.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O22n...&search=halifax

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D37_...&search=halifax


And some hillbillies from Alberta...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHUX...h=beer%20canada
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-06-20, 00:04
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FearFrost posted that the other week.

my bad.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iKAP-bWxIZ8&search=barney
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Old 2006-06-20, 01:12
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Good comeback. lol.
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Old 2006-06-20, 10:42
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Hearing test.

They say hearing usually starts degrading from 19yrs downwards. Well, I'm an old man of 24 and I can still just hear 19KHz. This is strange, for as we all do here, I listen to music so loud that it strips paint and should by all rights have hearing loss.

All you fuckers older than 19 help me out here... where does your jaded, partially degraded metalhead hearing cut out?
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Old 2006-06-20, 11:01
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cant hear the 15hz or the 50hz. everything else i can hear fine.
 
Old 2006-06-20, 11:14
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I can hear up to 21000,dont know exactly what to listen for in the lower frequencys.
 
Old 2006-06-20, 11:15
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I can hear up to 21000,dont know exactly what to listen for in the lower frequencys.
Holy fuck,this is the third time I have done this in 2 days.My freinds mobile,my brother showed me a cd,and now this.
 
Old 2006-06-20, 11:48
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if i turned my speakers as loud as the could go i could pretty much hear all of them except for 220000
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Old 2006-06-20, 11:51
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Hahaha!!!Your speakers can make brownsound when they are cranked.
 
Old 2006-06-20, 12:20
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Couldn't hear 20Hz, nor 17kHz.
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Old 2006-06-20, 12:50
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Hearing test.

They say hearing usually starts degrading from 19yrs downwards. Well, I'm an old man of 24 and I can still just hear 19KHz. This is strange, for as we all do here, I listen to music so loud that it strips paint and should by all rights have hearing loss.

All you fuckers older than 19 help me out here... where does your jaded, partially degraded metalhead hearing cut out?


That deserves it's on thread. It's pretty amazing.

Yes, I know you'll disagree. No need to. Too bad this gem will get lost in the pages of funny.
 
Old 2006-06-20, 14:09
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That deserves it's on thread. It's pretty amazing.

Yes, I know you'll disagree. No need to. Too bad this gem will get lost in the pages of funny.


If I make a thread, you hate it.

If I post something in a thread, you claim it needs another thread.

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Old 2006-06-20, 21:56
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OMG dat pik needs a thred ov its own. LMAO, ROFL!!!!
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Old 2006-06-20, 23:14
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I tried it a couple of times and I can hear up to 15000 or 16000. Sometimes i hear 15000 and other times I dont. I'm 18, so i guess according to this test my hearing is sub-par. Damn.
 
Old 2006-06-20, 23:33
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I can hear the 15hz, 20 hz and 50 hz.

And for the high pitched i can hear up to 20 000, but I have to put the volume way too loud.Someone talked to me on MSN and I almost shit my pants.
 
Old 2006-06-21, 21:04
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I can hear the 15hz, 20 hz and 50 hz.

And for the high pitched i can hear up to 20 000, but I have to put the volume way too loud.Someone talked to me on MSN and I almost shit my pants.

Hahahahaha I had to put my speakers up to but then again my MSN has the alarms off.

And i'm partially deaf in my left ear anyway.
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Old 2006-06-22, 07:11
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Old 2006-06-22, 07:12
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Old 2006-06-22, 13:44
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-06-22, 16:55
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Hahaha!!!Your speakers can make brownsound when they are cranked.

Does that actually work? I've never experienced that work.
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Old 2006-06-22, 19:55
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what a fuckin nerd. ha! shit.......... his pops was in the right though. i'm suprised that dude took the verbal abuse for so long. isnt this also libel? i think the station could be sued.
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Old 2006-06-23, 08:37
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I love you


LOVE YOU MORE!!!!!!!1111111

(Also, here is an article with a revelation: No fucking means no children.)
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Old 2006-06-23, 08:57
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I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing but i htought there was a law in japan saying people could only have 1 or 2 kids because they were at it too much.
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Old 2006-06-23, 09:39
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I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing but i htought there was a law in japan saying people could only have 1 or 2 kids because they were at it too much.


don't you mean China??
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Old 2006-06-23, 09:49
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Hah thats my background now

Edit: Sure looks to me like that kid is sucking the big fellow's dick on the right...
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Old 2006-06-23, 10:36
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I couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing but i htought there was a law in japan saying people could only have 1 or 2 kids because they were at it too much.

China put laws in place to regulate the fertility rate,as it was increasing at a rate they wouldnt be able to sustain in the future.It was pretty horrible some of their methods,but now as the polpulation growth has eased,they still offer financial benefits,not nearly as nasty as before.
 
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Fucking hillarious, go to vids section and check em out. Especially the Interview ones.

Im sure this has been posted before.
 
Old 2006-06-23, 20:13
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I've not seen that before. Good stuff!!!
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Old 2006-06-23, 20:14
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Hahaha yeah tourettes guy is fucking hilarious..
BOB SAGET!!!
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Old 2006-06-23, 21:42
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Bob sagget is a faggit.
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Old 2006-06-24, 11:33
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I don't know who he is. Some American Politician / celebrity im guessing?

Interview Pt. 2 just cracks me up so fucking hard.
 
Old 2006-06-24, 12:20
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Old 2006-06-25, 03:45
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-06-25, 09:10
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I know it's about finding ancestors etc.

But if somebody did it and found out they were related/looked like brian peppers.
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Old 2006-06-25, 19:28
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Old 2006-06-26, 01:01
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This tab is pretty funny.

http://www.911tabs.com/link/?2221919

I challenge everyone to play the song this way.Look at the solo (96-112)

PS : what kind of freak can do a chord like this one:

|-14-|
|-2--|
|-x--|
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Old 2006-06-26, 09:27
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Hahahaha that is stupid.

On that face thing, it couldn't recognise my face looking like anyone so i put in this picture. And it comes up with loads. Try it yourself.

Oh and by the way that pic is some retarded kid who goes to my school. I guess it shows.
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Old 2006-06-26, 09:37
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That guy is a bit fucked up. But he gets owned in the end.
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Old 2006-06-26, 11:43
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Hahahaha that is stupid.

On that face thing, it couldn't recognise my face looking like anyone so i put in this picture. And it comes up with loads. Try it yourself.

Oh and by the way that pic is some retarded kid who goes to my school. I guess it shows.


thats what happens to you when you listen to too much black metal
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Old 2006-06-26, 16:14
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I done it again and it said i had similarities to:

*Billy Zane
*Ben Stiller
*Pavarotti
*Some Hot Japanese girl.
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Old 2006-06-27, 05:15
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Old 2006-06-27, 06:27
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Old 2006-06-27, 06:58
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Old 2006-06-27, 09:21
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Old 2006-06-27, 12:48
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who would watch that and go " Yea that totally makes sense!". I should go back in time with that time travel mullet guy and throw them on to the freeway when they were newborns.
 
Old 2006-06-27, 15:25
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I love this output from the US... this was pretty boring though; not a single good point. At the very least they could put some effort towards forcing us to think for ten seconds.
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Old 2006-06-27, 22:15
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haha. they were breakin comandments while making this. well in the interviews
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Old 2006-06-27, 23:25
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http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1462.html

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I'm on a roll with teh funny.
 
Old 2006-06-28, 07:12
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Yeah ive seen it, holy fuck that's a funny vid, If i was the builder I would seriously knock that guy to the ground; instead that guy just walks away like a pussy.

EDIT: Who thinks this 'porn blooper' is real?

http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Porn-Blooper.html



Pretty funny:

http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Slide-Accidents.html
 
Old 2006-06-28, 18:52
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hahaha. omfg that skeet video. was too funny.
CUT CUT CUT!!can somone get me a napkin?!
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Old 2006-06-28, 19:33
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Nice videos BB, though japanese guys are assholes! haha.


That porn video is so not real though...since when do they have a camera angle of a camera man's head covering a dick that cumming? That's a waste of video footage!
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Old 2006-06-28, 19:38
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fucking waffles

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Old 2006-06-28, 19:53
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Yeah ive seen it, holy fuck that's a funny vid, If i was the builder I would seriously knock that guy to the ground; instead that guy just walks away like a pussy.

EDIT: Who thinks this 'porn blooper' is real?

http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Porn-Blooper.html



Pretty funny:

http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Slide-Accidents.html

every time i see that i nearly puke
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Old 2006-06-29, 06:11
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Old 2006-06-29, 06:31
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Old 2006-06-29, 13:48
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maybe its so early, but this is funny:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/scarface-recut.html
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Old 2006-06-29, 13:58
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That was great.
 
Old 2006-06-29, 18:25
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that was stupid
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Old 2006-07-01, 05:17
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maybe its so early, but this is funny:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/scarface-recut.html

Hahah.
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Old 2006-07-01, 11:49
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Old 2006-07-01, 15:33
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But dear goodness, what's up with you, l'b? This is the second time in two days you make me choke.
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Old 2006-07-01, 23:25
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omg. haha.

some b-day for me, my body's goin crazy. i found 5 gray hairs on my head.haha. and my left side of my face went numb and i cant see out my left eye. today's been weird, though im in chicago! woot. cant wait to have some fun
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Old 2006-07-01, 23:26
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But dear goodness, what's up with you, l'b? This is the second time in two days you make me choke.



What, she cook for you or something?
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Old 2006-07-01, 23:33
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That light bulb thing is more sad than funny.
 
Old 2006-07-02, 00:26
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It would have been sadder if he bent or stooped over wrong.

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yea i kno. im droolin all over myself. haha. so weird, a 15 year old with gray hair. u dont see that ever day.
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Old 2006-07-02, 01:16
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hahaha Weird, I don't have any gray hairs...
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Old 2006-07-02, 01:36
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HAhaha! Who said the Big Brother in Australia is pussy! Sexual Assault hahahah

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=65963


Btw, Ym... Heaps of Tongans at my school have shitloads of greys. Asains too. You're not alone...
 
Old 2006-07-02, 18:26
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This has definitely been here before.

But fuck... Country & Western Motorhead covers? It's special.
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Old 2006-07-02, 22:38
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This has definitely been here before.

But fuck... Country & Western Motorhead covers? It's special.


Hot Damn! Hahaha

Total geetar magazine!

Pretty cool how the guy shreds on the mandolin.
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Old 2006-07-02, 23:29
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Old 2006-07-02, 23:51
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Bet you can't do this FBS, huh? You freakin' pussy. Where are your phonebooks now?
 
Old 2006-07-03, 02:12
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This has to be the funnist video Ive seen in a looooong time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_tuLEmWccM



WATCH IT!
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Old 2006-07-03, 02:25
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hahah yea, he's pretty fat
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Old 2006-07-03, 02:59
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