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Old 2006-05-18, 16:43
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interballistic mutually assured spam




hahaha, FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-05-19, 17:31
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-05-19, 18:58
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-05-20, 03:01
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-05-20, 05:00
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lmao that is too fucking funny
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
 
Old 2006-05-20, 06:42
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Haha!Its on television right now,funniest thing I have seen In a fair while.
http://www.bibleman.com/videos.asp
 
Old 2006-05-20, 06:49
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That is scary dude, that isn't a joke? I'm still not sure....
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Old 2006-05-20, 07:57
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Haha!Its on television right now,funniest thing I have seen In a fair while.
http://www.bibleman.com/videos.asp


thats awsome im gonna go see bibleman live with a death shirt on
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Old 2006-05-20, 08:09
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That is scary dude, that isn't a joke? I'm still not sure....

Absolutely not,it was on ACC(Australian Christian Channel).I watch it all the time.
 
Old 2006-05-20, 09:02
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I bet it's entertaining...
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Old 2006-05-20, 14:40
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Haha!Its on television right now,funniest thing I have seen In a fair while.
http://www.bibleman.com/videos.asp

lmao. they were gonna do that in the US.
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Old 2006-05-21, 05:37
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"The first black metal porno"..which includes the frontman for a known black metal band, says blabbermouth.


http://necrodaemon.com/kf/phalucifer.mpg
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-05-21, 05:38
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I hate that this scene was deleted from the movie Ace Ventura. It's fucking great.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=95E1rnIx...20Ace%20Ventura
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Old 2006-05-21, 05:44
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It wasn't deleted...
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Old 2006-05-21, 05:47
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Really? Is it shown on the DVD? all I have is the VHS version.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-05-21, 05:50
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It was deleted but they still threw Cannibal Corpse playing in the bar in the movie anyway...
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Old 2006-05-21, 05:58
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No way... I remember watching it when I was like, 9 and seeing the whole bit. The dancing, growling and the "Your mothers!" thing. On VHS.
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Old 2006-05-21, 09:08
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPOZ...ask%20a%20ninja

even the ninjas think metallica sold out
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Youve made me cry


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Old 2006-05-21, 10:31
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No way... I remember watching it when I was like, 9 and seeing the whole bit. The dancing, growling and the "Your mothers!" thing. On VHS.

Maybe my VHS is a different version than the one you saw...
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Old 2006-05-23, 18:28
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http://www.wimp.com/bestclip/

watch the whole thing, i dare you
 
Old 2006-05-23, 21:29
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http://www.wimp.com/bestclip/

watch the whole thing, i dare you



I watched the whole thing...and jammed to it.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-05-26, 09:03
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Old 2006-05-26, 20:57
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http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/


Explore the site, and buy his cd.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-05-26, 22:02
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There's actually a site practically dedicated to that song.... well, "dedicated" may be the wrong word, but all the site is is all these pictures of emo guys and girls and just the song playing. Great song.
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Old 2006-05-26, 22:46
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http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/


Explore the site, and buy his cd.



queers are fuckin hilarious!
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Old 2006-05-26, 22:51
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Explore the site, and buy his cd.

did you notice the really sad part? his site has had more visitors than many cool metal bands' sites , fuck that.
 
Old 2006-05-27, 10:28
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-05-28, 17:07
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jesus tity fucking christ. that was amazing
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Old 2006-05-28, 19:40
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.

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Old 2006-05-29, 07:12
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Old 2006-05-29, 07:53
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Old 2006-05-29, 08:52
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Mr. Budd on Relapse explaining LDOH's IAHC Mcd: "It sounds like an inside-out gorilla eating 50 babies a minute."
 
Old 2006-05-30, 04:16
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-05-30, 05:10
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hahaha, leftists unite!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-05-30, 08:14
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This is quite simply the funniest video ever.

A metal band playing at a retard party.

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.


EDIT: Fuck you're right low-tech.. original so much funnier...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSJ8...=retart%20metal




I was gonna make a thread just for it, but then realised,... that FBS would get bitchy and people who have seen it would too, bitch. So I guess it's here to get lost in the pages...



HAHA .. Just wait till the retard starts singing... oh man, oh man.

Last edited by problematic : 2006-05-30 at 09:04.
 
Old 2006-05-30, 08:46
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the techno was not needed, the original music was 1000 times better

i posted that with the original music in the hardcore dancing thread
 
Old 2006-05-30, 08:50
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ah k, good on ya

Oh and BEast of Carrion - Just check out that Black metal + Skateboarding vid (on page 44 of this thread) ... absolute hillarity.
 
Old 2006-05-30, 08:57
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HOLY FUCK> THIS IS ABSOLUTE HILLARITY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhPpD8NtEiI&search=rave


radical islamic goes nuts... seizure I think,... and the music... hahah!
 
Old 2006-05-30, 09:31
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This is quite simply the funniest video ever.

A metal band playing at a retard party.

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.


EDIT: Fuck you're right low-tech.. original so much funnier...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSJ8...=retart%20metal




I was gonna make a thread just for it, but then realised,... that FBS would get bitchy and people who have seen it would too, bitch. So I guess it's here to get lost in the pages...



HAHA .. Just wait till the retard starts singing... oh man, oh man.

I havent laughed that hard in my life.
 
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!

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Old 2006-06-01, 01:07
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Old 2006-06-01, 02:26
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THE ULTIMATE DRUMMING SHOWDOWN!!!

Animal Vs. Buddy Rich

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uhbxN4NO...ch=Buddy%20Rich
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Old 2006-06-01, 11:56
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Around 30 years ago I saw Buddy Rich at the old Shea Theater about a mile from here. My mom used to go see him play when they still had big bands at the Lake, too.
That was cool. Animal is a scream!
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Old 2006-06-01, 16:06
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2006-06-01, 16:12
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Heh. What a way to advertise.


Here's a prettyfunny fake trailer I found that makes The Shining out to be a romantic comedy.
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Old 2006-06-02, 04:29
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Old 2006-06-02, 17:49
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Old 2006-06-03, 03:06
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it was an actual kids show in the 70s. funny thing, it was cancelled because there are episodes lampooning the current government at the time<from what i read about it>, it was not really an issue of being absolutley unappropriate for children<due to being completely violent,the octupus even gets high in one episode,kills the lizardman in an other in a swordfight,beats a woodchuck police officer,locks him up in his own cell than impersonates him than robs the lizardmans little shop in yet another>. there are like 200something episodes,ran for about a year, and had extremely good ratings. this would be huge if it ran on the late night cartoon network or comedy central.

there is a dvd set of all the episodes released in japan.
 
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This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

1. Gamer makes fake Jihad video, using Battlefied 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmUWFb9_vP0

2. The gullible media reports:

http://66.249.93.104/search?q=cache...=1&client=opera

"...as my goats were consumed by fiery black liquid death...I could hear my goats screaming, help!"



 
Old 2006-06-05, 17:39
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That quote is from Team America: World Police.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-06-06, 18:55
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Dont view if you're an animal rights wacko...


Arrows that spread out props and decapitate small game.

LOTS of slow motion headpops......makes ya want a Turkey sandwich

http://poststuffx.entensity.net/060...media=arrow.wmv
 
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-06-07, 00:26
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lmao.hahahahaha
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Old 2006-06-07, 04:48
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He wouldn't have that problem if his only sibling was a 350 lb man like my brother...
I have two half-sisters, but Christ, haven't seen them in years.


I seem to remember seeing something about that before, I'm not too sure I'd believe it either.
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Old 2006-06-07, 15:55
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Holly shit, I dont know if thats true.... but daym.
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Old 2006-06-07, 16:59
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Just found this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RQTmP36U41Q&search=redneck

The guy looks like Transient in 10 years time.
 
Old 2006-06-07, 17:55
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Just found this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RQTmP36U41Q&search=redneck

The guy looks like Transient in 10 years time.


Hahaha! He does!
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Old 2006-06-07, 19:17
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Old 2006-06-07, 19:44
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
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Old 2006-06-07, 20:18
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haha

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Old 2006-06-07, 20:19
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Old 2006-06-07, 20:36
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Old 2006-06-07, 20:42
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http://genmay.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=21

that entire forum pisses over this thread.

Notable mentions include;
Duct Taped cat to wall (PICS!)
We tell poop disasters
and the thread where they set up walken for president in 2008
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Old 2006-06-07, 20:52
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Hahaha, that's miles ahead of the original.
 
Old 2006-06-07, 20:56
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...The nirvana cover is...well...i've never, ever...EVER...

GODDAMN DID THAT SUCK!!!NO RYTHM AT ALL!THE GUITARIST IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EVER, THE SOLO WAS CRAPPIEST THAN EVERYTHING I COULD THINK OF, AND THE FUCKING BITCH SINGING IT MAKES ME WANNA RAPE SOMEONE.

Other than that, nice crowd.They cheered at the end.
 
Old 2006-06-07, 22:28
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That Nirvana cover..... dear lord.

I almost got to the lyrics starting. Even I was embarrassed for those bastards, and I'm just sitting here mastur... listening to music.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2006-06-08, 21:10
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
 
Old 2006-06-09, 04:44
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http://genmay.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=21

that entire forum pisses over this thread.

Notable mentions include;
Duct Taped cat to wall (PICS!)
We tell poop disasters
and the thread where they set up walken for president in 2008



Haha, that hamster thing... man, just hilarious.
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Old 2006-06-09, 19:43
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haha, wow...how can you even fuck up that song?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-06-09, 23:46
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The best part is when I jammed pencils into my ears.

 
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hahahah. lmao too funny
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
 
Old 2006-06-10, 12:51
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haha, good find Steve.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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Me and my MMA friends are having a gigantic gut-laugh with this. Good take.
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Old 2006-06-10, 16:45
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Kirk must be turning over in his grave Its kinda hard to fuck up a Nirvana song, or atleast make it any worse, but that was terrible.
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Badger could take those cats. You just need to start training him.
 
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
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this guy makes me not feel so bad about myself
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Old 2006-06-13, 10:36
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What guitarist would you be quizz
http://quizilla.com/users/SatusCypher/quizzes/which%20Famous%20Guitarist%20are%20you%20!!!%3F%3F%3F/
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Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
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Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,-
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
 
Old 2006-06-13, 11:39
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Thats is the shittest quiz I have done.
Anyways,im
Zakk Fuckin Wylde, holy shit your the man with the plan , your a nice huge guy with a deep voice and fast fingers

I mean,the questions are so general and lame.'I mostly play les paul or jackson guitars'.What the fuck!
 
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You are Randy Rhoads , AKA god, you are an amazing guitar player , all you care
about is music , but you are very modest and caring person
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forget wall of marshalls look at this wall of engls!
http://www.engl-amps.com/pics/newsp..._stevemorse.jpg

www.tdiclub.com
 
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OH CUNTS.

That is just WEIRD, WEIRD, WEIRD.
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Old 2006-06-15, 16:01
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There's about three dogs' worth of skin on that thing. Did he go through a blender or something??
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Old 2006-06-15, 16:11
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OH CUNTS.

That is just WEIRD, WEIRD, WEIRD.

hahahahahahahah holy crap
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Old 2006-06-15, 16:27
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Well, he's even uglier now. The dog's dead.
 
Old 2006-06-15, 16:47
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Old 2006-06-15, 17:15
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Hahaha, holy damn thats scary.


Yea, you were right, that dog's owner is hideous.
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Old 2006-06-15, 17:16
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hahahahah
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Well, he's even uglier now. The dog's dead.


How can something that is undead die?
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