They're just mad because we took away the only thing they were good at.

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In all fairness, the large majority of the Bruins is made up of Canadians(More than the Canucks!)..as is most of the NHL.

Gomli - The difference between Canada and the countries you mentioned is that we have a reputation.

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That and making bacon


mmm tasty bacon

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Well, that's a crock of shit because their bacon is actually ham. Or have they got with the program in recent years?

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In Canada, it's just called 'bacon'.


Honestly, I still don't know what the hell 'Canadian Bacon' even is..I don't think I've ever tried it.

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It's sorta like ham. Doesn't taste or resemble bacon at all. It's good though expensive in the states.

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They make normal bacon also, which is what I meant. I don't care for the hamlike bacon too much.

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Canadian Bacon
Bam! I fucking love piggy meat.

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Canadian bacon is what BB would have been had he not dropped out of cop college and decided to redirect people's turds for a living instead.

haha

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http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9242/sheenriot.png
I think I should probably uninstall photoshop

Hahaha.

This is considered a big issue at the moment because Canada is usually a very relaxed country. It's unusual for this kind of thing to happen here.

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I loled.

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Ever wondered where that "I've fallen and I can't get up!" line came from? Well, wonder no more:

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1087/

That was definitely worth loading up a new Firefox tab.

Did you delete my message, Paddy? I know I posted something pertaining to "where's the beef?" last night and it's not here now. Just because I said if you didn't live in a third world country you'd have seen that 10 years ago doesn't make it okay for you to delete my daggone posts, buck-o.

Btw, your new Girls signature reminds me of South Park and the posted fireman lengths at school, ya sick puppy.

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You didn't post anything about it, you told me about it on MSN, ya ditzy Alzheimer's yank fuck.

I didn't write that, but it has all the hallmarks of the jealousy of minorities, specifically blacks and Hispanics. And possibly Jews.

I know I wrote something here after we talked about it. Did I mention Bassy B' to you? No. But in my post I said I wasn't referring to him. It was probably that 120 second rule and I just didn't come back to try it again. It's more fun to blame ginger minorities.

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I knew someone that did that stretching out sweatpants after she'd washed them. She had the ankle ends under each foot and was pulling the top upward to stretch them before they dried. She slipped and yup.

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This bitch ain't Irish - Irish women only need to be told once.

She could be an immigrant?

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She looks like she might be a poser with all those different colors of hair. It's probably Paddy after his sex change operation.

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Holy shit, I can't believe I forgot to post this.

Last November somebody started one of those 'post your battlestation' threads on 4chan (I can't remember which board it was on.) Everything was fine for a few minutes until some guy posted a photo of his laptop on a desk. That wasn't the problem though... there was a weird looking sex doll sitting on the seat in front of the desk. It turns out he was one of those guys that lives with sex dolls and considers it to be real "relationships". Except what made it really fucked up was the fact that the sex doll didn't even look human.

This series of photos will give you an idea of how deranged this man is. And here's a screenshot of the entire thread, before and during the epic shitstorm that ensued.
(Read the whole thread, it's full of lulz.)

He even has his own website.
And here's a link to his Flickr account.

This has to be one of the most unsettling things I have ever seen. When I read his posts on the thread and viewed his website/Flickr page I was laughing uncontrollably, yet I felt slightly nauseated at the same time.

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Holy shit, that is quite fucked up. I feel a mixture of amusement and pity, at least he actually has a family though.

I don't expect anything less from 4chan though, one of the reasons I hardly go there anymore.

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I feel actually a bit sick now...

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He's just doin' what we're all thinkin'.

Doesn't that make the whole thing even worse though? I mean Christ, imagine how fucked up his kids will be when they grow up due to the fact that they witnessed this disturbing behavior.

That's exactly why I go there, haha. Stuff like this is always a guaranteed source of lulz for me.

Edit: LOL there is NO way this guy is sane.

http://www.stuffedcompany.com/cpg14...02/DSC04901.JPG
http://www.stuffedcompany.com/cpg14...SC04879%7E0.JPG

LOL oh fuck, he even makes videos. HAHAHAHA! Watch the whole thing, it gets creepier every second.

I'm laughing so hard right now that I'm starting to sweat.

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I call bullshit on the claim that he doesn't masturbate with those things.

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MUST.....NOT.....PUKE.....OH GOD WHY IS THIS SO WRONG!
this is worse than any gore video I have seen seriously

Edit: I really made it through all of the vids and pics and right now I'm laughing so loud and hard I can't hear my music and that makes me a little bit depressed

Edit2: THE MOUTHFAUCKIN WEBSITE

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HOLY FUCK, man. That is really goddamn strange. Little does his family know that soon Sasha Bunny is going to get jealous and start talking to him telling him to kill his wife and kids. I'm serious. This will happen and it will be in the news.

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Wait, I didn't notice before, but did this guy actually take that thing to a pub? FUCKING LOL

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"What about rumors that you were sexually abused by your father?

Most of them are probably true. Daddy wasn't a saint, OK? But we mended our bridges before he died. Worse than anything he ever did was the gang-raping I got at the hands of my uncles and cousins one night during the harvest festival. That scarred me for life. Turned me into a fag for a while, too, but I'm not a fag anymore."

Jesus Christ! This is one of the saddest, yet funniest interviews I've ever read. The terrorism question had me lolling.

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Dude, what the shit? He has a family? Do you have the rest of the thread or did it 404?

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Unfortunately the OP 404'd it himself. I have no idea why. He was probably just butthurt because his thread got derailed. I have derailed a few threads in my life (intentionally) and the OP would usually just rage and 404 it.

Fuck, that whole thing was so unexpected though. I was just checking out other people's rigs and almost shat bricks when I saw that first post. Even though that was last November I still laugh myself sick reading that thread and looking at his photos. This made me lol hard too.

I do feel pretty bad for his kids though. I bet they will have to undergo some intensive therapy once they reach adulthood.

LOL.

"I made them and as such I am their god and can instill my will upon them."

...wat

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How did you find his website after the thread?

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I saved one of the images that he posted and searched it on TinEye, which traced it to his website and Flickr account.

For those of you who have never heard of TinEye, it's a website where you can upload photos and it will trace the photo back to the website(s) where it originally came from. It doesn't always find the original source, but it can usually trace it.

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Ah, clever. I think I used it once to find out the name of a pornstar. Ha!

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Pedophilia + NyanCat = Win

Srsly I laughed at this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TQb...feature=related

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I know you were looking at Lia... admit it...

Funny shit, though. That girl who loved the cat was funny.

I sat through 2.5 hours of the Epic Sax Guy video while doing work with some friends. It didn't bother me until the last 15 minutes.

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Who I'd fuck in order of preference:

Morgan
Lia
Athena
Dylan (a chink's asshole is a 4-way slit, it'd be like fuckin' an exit wound in a pane of savoury glass)

Hey that's my name!!

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All the cuddly and young-girl-charming idealism aside, I seriously suspect that a prime reason for my environmentalist muppet schtick is simply Nature's ability to constantly churn out stuff like this. Giant otters playing tug-of-war with an anaconda? You protect that wildlife, bitch, and I don't give a fuck about oil prices.
http://www.cracked.com/article_1935...-away-from.html

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I'm in love.

EDIT: How in the name of fuck did my post appear BEFORE the post I'm replying to?

Haha, what the shit?! You time travelin' mother fucker! It says the newest post is yours even though DQs is the latest.

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Haha now your post is above the last two as well. What the fucklings?

I think we need to contact Stephen Hawking before the very fabric of time implodes - yesterday!

FUUUUUUCK I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND!

STOP POSTING AFTER ME BEFORE ME!

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Hahaha now this post is before my original post! I think reality has given in by the weight of all our perverseness.

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WOOOOOW. WTF.

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I meant to reply to this... WHAT IS HAPPENING??? WHY BEFORE AFTER POST CONFUSION?

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http://vimeo.com/17315267

Wait for it... wait for it...

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wow.

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Whoa you guys just totally fucked my mind.
You just can't do such things with me this early in the morning

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They are not fucking with you, I saw it happen. It wouldn't let me post because the 120 second rule...but I wasn't making consecutive posts. I blame the LHC.

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Fuckin' neutrinos.

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http://us.akinator.com/#

This is awesome

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Damn. Worked with Jesse Pinkman. I'm gonna try some more.

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Took it three guesses to get Travis Bickle. I was actually expecting it to purposely get it wrong a few times to build anticipation and then for a blood curdling scream to come through my headphones and images of the dead and dying to appear on-screen. Mildly disappointed that it didn't actually, I clenched my anus for nothing. That said, at least I finally managed to pop that haemorrhoid.

Remember the days when mental illness was considered a bad thing?

http://www.beedogs.com/

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hahah WHY? WHY! Is this some weird fetish?

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Silent Hill and My Little Pony.

Well, but of course.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/106/silent-ponyville

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Just a tad peculiar.

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Well yea. But still. Replace all the "hoofs" with "hands" and so on and you have what basically amounts to a pretty decent Silent Hill story. The nightmarish (hahaHA) world whose evil is made manifest by the protagonist's own mind, the dread of isolation, the symbolic meaning of the monsters... well, yea. It's a tad peculiar. Shit like this shouldn't come anywhere near the appellation "decent". It. Just. Shouldn't.

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old but mandatory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IixQox4rhEw

Canadian tourist goes around Taiwan on his scooter vomiting on people lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0sZGwDgYyA

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Nothing happened.

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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...&type=1&theater

Coffee With Jesus

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definitely my favorite hitler parody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXfBta2T5A

http://youtu.be/6tDRBb0apDg

I just can`t