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2005-05-31, 02:21
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TEH PWNZOR!!!1qa
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rofl this shit is funny.
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2005-05-31, 02:38
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hahaha that was funny.
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2005-05-31, 02:54
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i want my two minutes back
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
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2005-05-31, 03:10
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2005-05-31, 03:40
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"But now I have a wife who is laying eggs with kids hatching from them and the money is tight. I can only lament for my children’s future because they inevitably will find out about my rock and roll past and follow that same deplorable road into false friends, bad music, lost memory, drugs, alcohol, std's and finally a bitter awakening by a life that will be knocking at their rotten door on a one room efficient apartment with unpaid rent and zero utilities – this, this I tell you, will be the out come of their lives unless I act now. I must exorcise the demons that draw their power and energy from this guitar gear."
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2005-05-31, 05:27
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TEH PWNZOR!!!1qa
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i want my two minutes back
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that's what she said. 
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i guess you guys didn't read it?
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2005-05-31, 07:13
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Poor guy...that was funny shit.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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2005-05-31, 09:55
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Haha, I'm wondering if he's serious about the getting kids thing.. it's too funny 
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2005-05-31, 19:07
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that's what she said.
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ah you owned me 
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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2005-05-31, 19:54
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2005-05-31, 21:05
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I want to buy it just because of his description. Thats awesome.
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2005-05-31, 21:26
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2005-05-31, 21:32
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haha wow, that guy got creative
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2005-05-31, 22:38
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Death to all but metal!
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HAHAHAHA
Someone bid!!
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2005-06-01, 02:38
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Poor bastard. My favorite was in the Q & A section:
"Q: Dude.. you will sell this item better if you relist and cut out all the BS dialog.. it is a turnoff to buyers I am telling you !!! this thing can sell.
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2005-06-01, 05:08
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TEH PWNZOR!!!1qa
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I want to buy it just because of his description. Thats awesome.
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i wouldnt... i don't want a lunatic like that to have my address and phone number.
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2005-06-01, 05:38
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Coolest e-bay presentation I have ever seen.
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