ok i've sold my guitar yesterday, and picked up a keyboard till my new ibanez arrives. ok this is what i do on the keyboard for hours and hours. go on the Cmaj. in the 7 basic modes (dorian blah..) then do the tonic and repeat the pattern in another octave. at high speeds (210/batio) only up then down supersonic fast. but i push down the same as i would on a normal/accoustic. i went over to my friends house and was trying to play altitudes(becker) the really fast sweep part and almost got it. has anyone heard this ever happening?

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I sometimes sing while excreting the fecal matter out of my anus. Anybody else do this?

Yes of course, I'm Varg Vikernes. :P

Seriously, I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. You're saying you've improved your sweeping ability by playing on a keyboard? Interesting.

Once I was feeling rally frisky so I opened the top of my piano, stuck my penis in it and then slammed it shut. You should see me blast through those Yngwie solos as a direct result now. Through warious trials I have also concluded that dousing your testicles in isopropyl rubbing alcohol while playing greatly increases concentration and makes your nuts clean.

intresting.nice pic of becker.he RULES ALL