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Old 2005-05-22, 06:00
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Worst DM bands ever.

There are tons of horrible Dm bands, but by far the worst are.
SixFeetUnder
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Incantation
there are a million others but those are the ones off my head. Which ones do you think are horrible?
 
Old 2005-05-22, 08:06
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i like mortician, they seem like a joke band to me, so i take it as that.
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Old 2005-05-22, 08:14
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ha a bunch of local bands from here...they call themselves death metal when all they are are fucking nu-metal
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Old 2005-05-22, 08:20
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ha a bunch of local bands from here...they call themselves death metal when all they are are fucking nu-metal


Some people might hate me for this but Grave is fucking horrible, Morgoth is another band that is pretty gay. Another band I hate is Lividity (even though I have only heard fetish for the sick which was enough).
 
Old 2005-05-22, 08:32
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i love grave, they have a groove as opposed to speed.
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Old 2005-05-22, 13:50
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There are tons of horrible Dm bands, but by far the worst are.
SixFeetUnder
Mortician
Incantation
there are a million others but those are the ones off my head. Which ones do you think are horrible?


Grave Yard Classics has got to be the worst thing any band has ever wasted studio time on. I thought they couldn't top it but then they go and waste more time doing the whole of AC/DC's Back in Black album!!!!!
 
Old 2005-05-22, 14:38
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Old 2005-05-22, 14:55
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Incantation? Pfft.
 
Old 2005-05-22, 16:12
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Incantation? Pfft.


Yeah Incantation they are horrible. The only time they ever came close to being okay was when Dave Culross (or however you spell it) played session drums, and even then their music sucked ass.
 
Old 2005-05-22, 16:15
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Old 2005-05-22, 16:24
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Besides those already mentioned, Grave and Obituary put me to sleep.
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Old 2005-05-22, 16:25
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obituary are pretty dulll but mortician get the vote from me
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Old 2005-05-22, 17:08
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hey i like six feet under, 'cept the stupid squealish vocals
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Old 2005-05-22, 17:53
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the newest Decapitated album sucks....it would be so much better if they took out the breakdowns.
 
Old 2005-05-22, 17:56
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hey i like six feet under, 'cept the stupid squealish vocals......

.....and the uninspired riffs and the shitty solos.
 
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Old 2005-05-22, 18:29
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Pretty much what everyone else said.
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan.
 
Old 2005-05-22, 19:26
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I like Obituary a lot. Cattle Decap gets my vote. They are fucking gay.
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Old 2005-05-22, 19:32
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the newest Decapitated album sucks....it would be so much better if they took out the breakdowns.

The Negation? That album is awesome.
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The Negation? That album is awesome.



That album is the most repetative horse-cum stain of an album I have ever heard, and I fuckin' love decapitated.

Hate Eternal, mainly cos I only like a few of their songs from "king of all kings"....you expect so much, you see....


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Oh, and Obituary are fuckin' monkey bollocks.
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Old 2005-05-22, 19:49
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Six Feet Under are soo horribly overrated
New Deicide is just awful
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Old 2005-05-22, 22:05
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Old 2005-05-22, 22:50
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Opeth sucks, don't bother arguing that with me, because I will never care what you have to say about it. OPETH BLOWS, worst fucking most borring band ever. They are initiate level crap metal that drags on for ever but never manages to entertain.
 
Old 2005-05-22, 22:55
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Opeth does get annoying after awhile.

EDIT: People are saying Obituary are the worst death metal band?
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Old 2005-05-23, 00:23
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I haven't encountered many death bands that I don't like.
Six Feet Under seems to be a popular one to hate. Yet I find them to be alright. They just aren't purely death metal.
Mortician is a favorite of mine. Some say they're "too brutal". Others say they're "untalented". I can agree they are pretty brutal (yet in a good way) and somewhat untalented. But it's not about the technical shit. They just kick ass with extremely heavy music. Although I must say, at times, my musical skills may be stupified by their music. Still, I love 'em.
If a band is truly a death metal band and not just posers who steal the name, then I think I can enjoy them one way or another.
My conclusive answer: I don't know.
 
Old 2005-05-23, 00:51
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Old 2005-05-23, 01:20
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Old 2005-05-23, 01:53
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He has a point. They just have death vocals.
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I don't particuarly care for Incantation either - though admittedly I have not listened to them all that much. Afet hering lots about how fantastic they are I downloaded their last album to check them out.
After 1 listen I really didn't like it and have not went back to it since.
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Old 2005-05-23, 05:26
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As bad as all the bands mentioned are, we haven't even scratched the surface of atrocious death metal. The worst dm bands are so bad they'd be booed off the stage at a Mortician show. They're so bad that I'd rather be locked up in a room continually playing Graveyard Classics II rather than listen to a single song by them. Death metal seems to be as capable of execrable bands as of fantastic ones.
 
Old 2005-05-23, 06:00
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wormed, i hate that band, guitar-wise, they are ok, but the vox are horrid
rotten is another band with decent guitar work and fucked vox
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Old 2005-05-23, 06:26
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The Negation? That album is awesome.

Yo CC!!!! Does the CS stand for Chuck Schuldiner????


Mortician is god awful. So many bad ones, but Obituary rules...
 
Old 2005-05-23, 06:47
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Well sometimes people just want to relax with some easy music and a glass of Lemonade. Deal with it, you bald-anused Phlegton basher.
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Old 2005-05-23, 14:54
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I don't particuarly care for Incantation either - though admittedly I have not listened to them all that much. Afet hering lots about how fantastic they are I downloaded their last album to check them out.
After 1 listen I really didn't like it and have not went back to it since.

Get 'Diabolical Conquest', it should change your opinion.
 
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I know Anal Cunt is'nt death metal, but they're so terrible that the lack of quality spills over into other adjacent genres, not just grindcore. Its too much for one genre to contain. I nominate Anal Cunt as the worst death metal band
 
Old 2005-05-23, 16:48
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They're so bad that I'd rather be locked up in a room continually playing Graveyard Classics II rather than listen to a single song by them.


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mortician.are.ok...and.there.is.absolutely.no-fucking-way.Incantation.sucks...Dc.ad.blasphemy.are.minblowing.albums.
Immortal.throne.of.nazere.is.an.ok.album.nothing.great...but.defenately
one.canot.call.incantation.one.of.the.worst.dm.bands
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Old 2005-05-23, 18:31
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Anything of at the gates after the red in the sky is ours is fucking awful, but I say they resemble metal core more than death metal after there first few albums. ESPECIALLY THAT PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM SLAUGHTER OF SOUL.
 
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Butcher shoppe - randomly downloaded it, pretty shit.
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Anything of at the gates after the red in the sky is ours is fucking awful, but I say they resemble metal core more than death metal after there first few albums. ESPECIALLY THAT PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM SLAUGHTER OF SOUL.

i rather enjoyed slaughter of the soul, hardley metalcore.
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Old 2005-05-23, 20:34
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bloodredthrone do you actually like music?
 
Old 2005-05-23, 23:52
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I have very specific tastes. Not that there is any right and wrong to music, but I enjoy bashing other people's over rated bands.
Did I mention opeth is the most over rated band ever. It shocks me to tears of agony that so many idiots like opeth. Opeth is so brutal man, like whoa, and they are soooo deep. They make me feel like im part of a special group of circle jerking fags when I listen to thier borring melodies. Oh wow they can use fancy words poorly and write lyrics with no meaning, and that seperates them from other crappy metal bands how? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK.
 
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just out of interest bloodredthrone, do you hang around in the death metal club on soulseek?
 
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Lets hear you play any song off there
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hmm. i think the worst death metal ive ever heard was mortician. I also hate Six feet under, grave, immolation, new deicide, most cannibal corpse, skinless, hate eternal, vader. Im sure id have tons more to add if i hadnt discovered atmosphere back in '02, which is when boring death metal began to go in one ear, and fly out the other without even making enough impression to remember the name of the band.
 
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I have very specific tastes. Not that there is any right and wrong to music, but I enjoy bashing other people's over rated bands.
Did I mention opeth is the most over rated band ever. It shocks me to tears of agony that so many idiots like opeth. Opeth is so brutal man, like whoa, and they are soooo deep. They make me feel like im part of a special group of circle jerking fags when I listen to thier borring melodies. Oh wow they can use fancy words poorly and write lyrics with no meaning, and that seperates them from other crappy metal bands how? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK.

Jesus man, youre so fucking different and rebellious, even in the already oh so different underground.
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I will second Anal Cunt being so ridiculously, cock-slappingly homoerotic that they transcend the grind genre and make themselves the worst death metal ever.
 
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Cephalic Mortification are not only the worst death metal band, but they are also the worst band. Ever.

Other bad ones are: I can't think of any right now...
 
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I'd say I agree with that,more or less.
I don't consider them the worst death metal band
but they sure are very overrated.Every time I listen to
them I somehow think of Malmsteen.

Also Vader are boring, as are Acheron.
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Also Vader are boring


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Anything of at the gates after the red in the sky is ours is fucking awful, but I say they resemble metal core more than death metal after there first few albums. ESPECIALLY THAT PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM SLAUGHTER OF SOUL.


That's moronic on too many levels.
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but for the most part your right...
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Something bad already happened to me, i bought a vader cd having never heard them before.
 
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Vader Kick your Ass live.

Haha, maybe so at the moment, but I would never do a gig if I thought I was as bad as Vader is.

So just how popular are Sepultura and Soulfly down there in Brazil man? Are they pretty much superstars?
 
Old 2005-05-25, 03:23
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Two different people mentioned Acheron and Hypocrisy, respectively. I agree 100%- those bands are both fucking shit. In Flames is pretty fucking boring, but I'll admit I haven't heard much of them. Nobody is going to agree with me, but I fucking hate Autopsy.

I know I didn't name a lot of bands my first time in this thread, but god, as soon as I saw the name "Acheron", it was like a wave of shitty death metal hit me in the face. I just remembered 20% of every bad DM band I've ever heard.

So, here's a list of death or grind/death bands that suck a water buffalo's spermy pisstube-

Acheron
Hypocrisy
Obituary
Autopsy
In Flames
Disgorge (Mex)
Angelcorpse
Dismember
Last Days of Humanity
Malignancy
Hemdale
Skinless
Pessimist
The Berzerker
Transfix
Mortician
Avulsed
Sacrificium
Fleshcrawl
Soul of the Saviour
Gorefest
Hypoxyphilia
Non Negotiable Life
Massive Carnage
Solstice of Suffering
Pyrexia
Deeds of Flesh
Massacre
Cenotaph

Six Feet Under aren't on this list because I don't consider them anything near death metal. They are, quite truthfully, closer to nu-metal than death.
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Haha, maybe so at the moment, but I would never do a gig if I thought I was as bad as Vader is.

So just how popular are Sepultura and Soulfly down there in Brazil man? Are they pretty much superstars?
hahaha, not really man, about Soulfly, people just forgot that they even exist, considering they suck so much, Sepultura turned to shit since the day Max left the band. so, Krisiun, Nephast, Torture Squad, Andralls... are the really cool bands down here i say.
 
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Two different people mentioned Acheron and Hypocrisy, respectively. I agree 100%- those bands are both fucking shit. In Flames is pretty fucking boring, but I'll admit I haven't heard much of them. Nobody is going to agree with me, but I fucking hate Autopsy.

I know I didn't name a lot of bands my first time in this thread, but god, as soon as I saw the name "Acheron", it was like a wave of shitty death metal hit me in the face. I just remembered 20% of every bad DM band I've ever heard.

So, here's a list of death or grind/death bands that suck a water buffalo's spermy pisstube-

Acheron
Hypocrisy
Obituary
Autopsy
In Flames
Disgorge (Mex)
Angelcorpse
Dismember
Last Days of Humanity
Malignancy
Hemdale
Skinless
Pessimist
The Berzerker
Transfix
Mortician
Avulsed
Sacrificium
Fleshcrawl
Soul of the Saviour
Gorefest
Hypoxyphilia
Non Negotiable Life
Massive Carnage
Solstice of Suffering
Pyrexia
Deeds of Flesh
Massacre
Cenotaph

Six Feet Under aren't on this list because I don't consider them anything near death metal. They are, quite truthfully, closer to nu-metal than death.
Acheron - agreed
Hypocrisy - totally disagree
Obituary - idem
Autopsy - disagree
In Flames - till clayman, they were fine
Disgorge (Mex) - agreed
Angelcorpse - agreed
Dismember - totally disagree
Last Days of Humanity - never heard
Malignancy - totally disagree
Hemdale - agreed
Skinless - disagreed
Pessimist - agreed
The Berzerker - agreed
Transfix - never heard
Mortician - agreed
Avulsed - still didn't heard
Sacrificium - never heard
Fleshcrawl - agreed
Soul of the Saviour - never heard
Gorefest - disagreed
Hypoxyphilia - never heard
Non Negotiable Life - nevre heard
Massive Carnage - never heard
Solstice of Suffering - never heard
Pyrexia - disagreed
Deeds of Flesh - whatta fuck is DOF doing here?
Massacre - agreed
Cenotaph - agreed.
 
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hahaha, not really man, about Soulfly, people just forgot that they even exist, considering they suck so much, Sepultura turned to shit since the day Max left the band. so, Krisiun, Nephast, Torture Squad, Andralls... are the really cool bands down here i say.


What bands do you have down there that I might not have heard of that you think I should check out?
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Bullshit.

I was never cool.
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Deeds of Flesh - whatta fuck is DOF doing here?


The man makes a good point.
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Old 2005-05-25, 12:31
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What bands do you have down there that I might not have heard of that you think I should check out?
Humm, did you ever heard Nephasth? Torture Squad? the Brazilian band that i think everyone should check out is Torture Squad, they're amazing.
 
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Wow!In Flames are considered to be death metal?
I thought they were gayteborg metal!
If they are considered as death then they are
the worst I've heard for sure
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In Flames are fuckin' awful. Six Feet Under too....
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What the fuck...everytime i visit this thread i get pissed. Should In Flames even be considered Death Metal? I think not. Everyone has their opinions.
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they're melodic death. Totally different genre.
 
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And not to mention thier obsession with smokin pot.


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Old 2005-06-04, 13:51
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in flames are melodic death mteal. justin youre forgetting their first couple of albums are very much death metal with melodic riffs
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Two different people mentioned Acheron and Hypocrisy, respectively. I agree 100%- those bands are both fucking shit. In Flames is pretty fucking boring, but I'll admit I haven't heard much of them. Nobody is going to agree with me, but I fucking hate Autopsy.

I know I didn't name a lot of bands my first time in this thread, but god, as soon as I saw the name "Acheron", it was like a wave of shitty death metal hit me in the face. I just remembered 20% of every bad DM band I've ever heard.

So, here's a list of death or grind/death bands that suck a water buffalo's spermy pisstube-

Acheron
Hypocrisy
Obituary
Autopsy
In Flames
Disgorge (Mex)
Angelcorpse
Dismember
Last Days of Humanity
Malignancy
Hemdale
Skinless
Pessimist
The Berzerker
Transfix
Mortician
Avulsed
Sacrificium
Fleshcrawl
Soul of the Saviour
Gorefest
Hypoxyphilia
Non Negotiable Life
Massive Carnage
Solstice of Suffering
Pyrexia
Deeds of Flesh
Massacre
Cenotaph

Six Feet Under aren't on this list because I don't consider them anything near death metal. They are, quite truthfully, closer to nu-metal than death.


I agree with all of these except "Last Days Of Humanity." They may be the best goregrind Ever.
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Cenotaph KICKED ass. obrien, is Angra any good? ive been hearing a lot about them. or how about Sarcofago?
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They sucks.
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Old 2005-06-05, 00:55
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Malignancy is starting to get really annoying, I think I can add them to my "worst DM bands list."
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Their's this band called Suffocation.. they fucking blow. Its like chugga chugga der chug chugga *sqeeul* weleleleleleererregagagaal then some guy is like "grew growwwwler grum gim gro"

And the drummer cant even keep a beat!! He's always changing it and stuff!
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Their's this band called Suffocation.. they fucking blow. Its like chugga chugga der chug chugga *sqeeul* weleleleleleererregagagaal then some guy is like "grew growwwwler grum gim gro"

And the drummer cant even keep a beat!! He's always changing it and stuff!

I hear there's a darkie or two in there...
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the "new age Entombed clones":

Chaosbreed
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they suck, suck, suck.

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Old 2005-06-05, 17:10
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I hear there's a darkie or two in there...


HA! They really suck then!
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I have very specific tastes. Not that there is any right and wrong to music, but I enjoy bashing other people's over rated bands.
Did I mention opeth is the most over rated band ever. It shocks me to tears of agony that so many idiots like opeth. Opeth is so brutal man, like whoa, and they are soooo deep. They make me feel like im part of a special group of circle jerking fags when I listen to thier borring melodies. Oh wow they can use fancy words poorly and write lyrics with no meaning, and that seperates them from other crappy metal bands how? SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY DICK.

A bit obsessed with Opeth I think - you break out into a hate filled rant for no reason every other post.
 
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They miss the point.
 
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