Guitar Contest/ Songs
Are you Pro enough?I have Just Recently joined this forum,and frankly,I think you're all a bunch of NuBs.


: I'm going to start this forum to have a Guitar Competition in which I will compete against any of you over AIM microphone or recording a sound file. I am 14 years old,I can play ANY songs that exists out there from Michael Angelo-Speed kills to Yngwie Malmsteem-Arpeggios From Hell up to Flight of The Bumbleebee. I listen to Death/Black/Melodic Metal.

**If you have any REALLY COOL METAL songs that you think are extremely good and you wanna see if I can play,please post.


Bring On The Competition Baby! No ***NUBS****----Im me on AIM: MetalShredder182, or add to this forum. :


Also feel free to add names of songs that are technically/musically/ hard and sound really good, not some shit metal with 5 chords going over and over tremolo picked!!!

SlipKnOtt Suckx Ass, NUB BAND!!!

IF you are sirious, wich I doubt, than you're an even bigger ego than malmsteen

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are you really that good
i cant wait to hear you

because to me you sound really big headed
and your just another malmsteen execept probably no where near as good

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Hey, hehe. Ok, so you don't believe me? Give me a song to play. Write it in your post,and then message me.I'll play it ANY speed, I can go 16 notes a second/sweepick and anytthing.Just gimme the hardest song you can think.And Please everyone,write down the name of some songs that are really cool to play and learn!NO SHITTY ASS 6 CHORD metal songs!!!

Message me on MetalShredder182 on AIm Or post a reply to challenge me,or hear me.

okay i know this isnt super fast
but i wanna hear far beyond the sun played correctly

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paganini caprice #5 and 24

That caprice is easy compared to...........Intestinal Incubation by Necrophagist. At twice speed. For a 14 year old, you sure know how to fuck yourself over.

Frankly, I see no reason why you're even here except to get a rise out of this forum. Nobody cares if you are good. If you're bored, go bother another forum, or start the most technical band ever. With the necro that I just mentioned, this competition is just about over.

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uli jon roth-gypsy czardas and uli jon roth-scherzo alla paganini

Dude, I'm still waiting for this guy to record something. I dunno, play No Boundaries then...

fuck off you egotistical prick

go brag elsewhere, you may be better than everyone else here, but who cares, go show of to your mum bitch

Keep on bragging mothafuka

i don't give a shit if you can play faster, (I bet you can't), I know for a fact that
if you can play that well at 14, you must be an awfully sad person with no freinds or social life, no education or physical fitness. infact virtually no activity except for scales up and down.

please commit your future stupidities in white.
colourful language should only be used in the metaphorical.

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it takes more to write a song then to play it. do u write any of ur own music anyways? put some ur recordings down and show us ur not bluffing, im 13.

learn intestinal incubation by necrophagist. you probably just got cooledit and are looking for a way to show off that you know how to speed up recordings
lets play a game, its called transient owns you


option A
you are mediocre at guitar and just better than everyone else at school. i own you on all things rhythm.

option B
you are full of shit. you are trying to get a rise out of an internet forum. I win.

option C(notice : highly unlikely)
you are really that good. we are older than you and much, much cooler. and more modest. I, and the metaltabs community, win.

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Or option D, I own all you guys on guitar, along with this MetalShredder guy.

Psyopus - "The White Light", please, being that I cant multi-finger tap for the life of me, I'm interested.

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this must be a joke

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I bet he can't play intestinal incubation downpicked at speed. That's....fucking hard...

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I want to hear Frantic Disembowelment by Cannibal Corpse at 250 bpm bitch.

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does any one want to meet at the flag pole

Yeah, I'll bring the duct tape. We'll tape him to the top of the pole and then tape headphones to his head and torture him with our "nub" guitar playing. He's obviously so good that I can't stand it.

Good call.

The thread starter sounds like an egotistical twat, a lying twat or a trolling twat. In either case the recurring theme is that he is a twat. Twats do not deserve respect, especially egotistical twats who believe that being better than another person at a given discipline entitles them to look down in scorn on that other person.

There's a time and a place for egotistical twats: the place is alone in the corner, self-gratifyingly themselves from the vile masturbation of their own sense of importance; the time is, of course, all of the time because egotistical twats generally have no time for anybody but themselves.

Quite why the egotistical twat thinks that anybody would believe his claims is beyond me. This is an internet forum where proof of age and identity are near impossible to substatiate. Proof that the egotistical twat is actually playing what he says he's playing is also hard to come by. The only viable evidence would be that of a visual kind.

Even if he does prove all of his claims, he's still an egotistical twat and should forever be considered so. You could be the greatest musician in history, but if you're such an egotistical twat that nobody in the world wants to play with you then what's the point?

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Yes and well put on nothing but doom metal...

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I'll bet a dollar that Mick can outplay you

Whether or not you can actually sweep pick 16 notes a second, judging by your syntax, we can all tell it will never be put to good use.

even though i hate slipknot
mick is a really good guitarist and he would definatley kick his ass

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Dude, I'm still waiting....

me too

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$5 says he never comes back here.

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man it looks like youve won the bet already
he hasnt been online at all to day
he's probably practicing smells like teen spirit solo so he can show off

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I definitely agree with johnmansley and powersofterror on this. . . for even acknowledging this persons existence we give him credit. I know I have fallen victim to the same thing. People wearing stupidity as though it is such a shiny badge need to be antagonized though. So, my comments, If you are that good you probably don't get laid. If you are that good and nobody has heard of you. You don't get paid. So in the end how the hell are you better than anybody. If you practice as much as you would have to. . . in order to be better than Michael Angelo Batio(who has been labelled like worlds fastest shredder). . . notice he was. . . not you. If you can play guitar oh so well I bet you can't play two guitars oh so well. So to put it simple, short, and sweet. You are a loser and will never get laid, shoot yourself now.

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well I think this thread has out-lived its usefullness.

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