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A Beatiful Corpse
Hanging Gutted Torso (my old band)
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
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Cunty Shunt
Tofu Cunt
Throbbing Nigger
Clitty Shit
Mirrim
Jimmy's Band
Devirginizing Mary
IxBxSx (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) a.k.a. Spazztic Colon
Wish I had this band name:
The Shitty Beatles
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My Ass, Your Face
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
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I'm playing guitar in PULVERIZE
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VISCERA!!!
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I left my band Tendarian Demon (the demons from Evil Dead) a couple of months ago. But, I took the name since i'm the one who came up with it.
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thedarkdream!!!
My nickname was inspired from the moment when I thought of having a band called like this. thedarkdream (well, darkdream initially) still would be up for a nice gothic band name -- if I'll ever get to choose the name of a band I'll be in, it's going to be this.
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last band was Nan; i want some pork
the on im in now is the tetris gang
some amazing ones are
the satsuma patrol
the teenage hoover dicks
massive foreskin
klu klux klive
the muddy glove
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I was in a band that me and my fellows called Crystal Heaven. However, we've split up now.
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4th realm
BloodSoaked
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NecroFuckingLicious
Masokist
Asshole Sewage
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When my band WAS a whole we were "Wargasm". Now my drummer wants to be "Arterial Spray" and my other guitarist wants "Strikehard". We haven't decided yet. 
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"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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My bands name is CRAVING-FEAR.
www.cravingfear.com ---> Here you can download all the songs ( I like 11th song). Its for you ] Or if you want, in my signature.
My next band (If theres another one would call
xxxFETUS-666-MORTIIxxx
And the next,....
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The Cut-Ups or Beatup Retard
for mathematic hardcore/deathmetal with sparse vocals
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Barefoot in the park. Doesnt sound metal to you guys? i joined the band from the people i knew from a local forum.the group play blues but they insist of having me because i have metal influence which they think might spice up the band.
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i just found something out about my band name, necrosis, that was cryptopsy's original name. i still like it, and am keeping it, and it's cool cause in a way some people might interpret it as a tribute to cryptopsy in a way..
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Angels Over Hiroshima. Has some meaning, but most of you will dismiss it as left wing banter, so i won't bother. Love it or hate it, its staying.
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Played in Under Siege, Max Rebo Kids and Raksasas.
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"death metal bands have all these intense names like 'rigor mortis' or 'mortuary' or 'obituary'. we weren't as intense, we were called 'injured'"
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2005-08-10, 18:56
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Hopefully just Onslaught.
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2005-08-11, 05:19
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Endless Sacrifice.
Melodic Heavy Metal with some elements of blues, classical music, grunge, you name it. We like a lot of different stuff and don't want to limit ourselves just to playing metal. Besides, there are plenty of kickass metal bands out there already, one more or less won't make any difference.
We've got a bunch of stuff written and/or recorded, and I'm hoping to get a web site going sometime soon, but I'm so fucking lazy. Right now it's only me on rhythm guitar and another guy on lead. He's a kickass musician, though, been playing for about ten years or so, the guy eats scales and shtis solos. Our drummer is his sister's keyboard. We just need to find a good singer to put some vocals down on these songs, we can take care of pretty much everything else, so that we may actually have some finished work and get a demo going that we can give out to people to spread the word.
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2005-08-13, 16:30
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It used to be Vardanstalt (my screen name) but we changed it to Mystrium (Because a bunch of fags were telling my drummer and I that they cant prenounce our fucking name). But everyone's telling me to change it back to Vardanstalt. So, I dont know haha.
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Vexation maybe if there is gonna be a band
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2005-08-13, 18:48
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im in a doom metal project that needs a name
anyone have any suggestions?
suggestions were
victim
diet of worms
brain damage
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2005-08-13, 18:51
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slack as fuck
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those suggestions suck but i donno any better
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2005-08-13, 18:53
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slack as fuck
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downfall of the plague  haha just kidding
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2005-08-13, 19:04
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A Beatiful Corpse
Hanging Gutted Torso (my old band)
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I'm starting 2 new bands.
Lying About Living (melodic death metalcore) - all vocals
The Gallows (creepy alternative/metal with keyboards) - vocals/bass
I'm going to focus mostly on LAL, since it's my favorite style of metal.
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2005-08-14, 05:30
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2005-08-14, 13:14
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Monolith
Cold Void
lame suggestions,but I couldn't think of
anything else.
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2005-08-14, 13:38
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With Strength I Burn
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2005-08-14, 13:39
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Angor Pectoris - deathmetal
Anax Athanatos - blackmetal (Immortal style)
I used to be in a band called Tortured Existence, haha. I'll also be sessiondrummer for a doomproject called Pendulum.
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2005-08-14, 13:55
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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Up Fuck The Shut.
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2005-08-15, 05:11
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I'm thinking about making a fantasy goregrind band called Skull Full Of Unicorns
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2005-08-15, 05:41
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My Ass, Your Face
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Name your band "Fantasy Fuck."
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2005-08-15, 05:53
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Name your band "Fantasy Fuck."
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I'd do it.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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2005-08-15, 19:21
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Huhuh... Our "Powermetal" band is called 13th Company
Pretty lame eh?
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2005-08-15, 19:24
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haha for a second i kinda half skimmed your post and thought that this was the worst band names thread no im not trying to be clever lol
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2005-08-15, 19:26
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New Blood
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See, told you it was lame
At first we were called Oxymoron, which is worst and we later found out it's some stupid punk band too...
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i saw oxymoron at a show years ago, german punk, the music was bland at best.
downfall of the plague???? that means the plague is no more, that would actually be an uplifting idea, not good for some doom/sludge
monolith would be cool but im sure its taken, and there is already a band called void
here are some more bad suggestions
animal 57<this is all about a false rumor that KFC grow chickens, animal 57s in a lab that have multiple wings and legs that occured when i was in high school, people passed out pamphelets all about it>
bileflow
self-destruct sequence
prefabricated obsoletion
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2005-08-15, 21:54
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2005-08-15, 23:15
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maybe we should change out name to the tenebrous and kick your ass? huh? haha jk.. what you got against us dark people?
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2005-08-15, 23:28
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animal 57<this is all about a false rumor that KFC grow chickens, animal 57s in a lab that have multiple wings and legs that occured when i was in high school, people passed out pamphelets all about it>
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A name with a number in it?NO WAY!
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bileflow
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More like a death name
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too big,too grind
New lame suggestions
Closure
Skin Coat
Solemnity
Transparent Sun
Oblivion
Deadbeat
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2005-08-15, 23:31
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deadbeat hahaha
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2005-08-15, 23:35
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How dare you laugh? Mantrap
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2005-08-16, 08:40
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System of a KOrn.
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2005-08-16, 15:48
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hehe clever
EDIT: how bout something like BEHEBUTTERFLY instead of moth? lol that would be a great cover band
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Operation Anihation, that is a cool name
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2005-08-18, 03:20
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Ah the beauty of Grindcore: Cum Guzzling Whore Corpes, come on think of the possibilities....I know I did....and man did we get some fun subjects to sing about; "Devil likes em' young" "Battle ready RoboPope" the list goes on!
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haha nice.
ummm ill think of one right now
Felching the Saponified.
haha.
Names like that are cheesy as fuck.
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2005-08-18, 20:49
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Therions Carnage... Not a very good name.. trying to find a name for my other band...
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2005-08-22, 22:47
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I don't know if this is taken already and it's pretty ridiculous
but how about SEX WITH INFANTS for a Fuck!...I'm Dead grindcore style band? It was just a name I was toying with.
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I don't know if this is taken already and it's pretty ridiculous
but how about SEX WITH INFANTS for a Fuck!...I'm Dead grindcore style band? It was just a name I was toying with.
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I was thinking about starting a goregrind band called "Fisting Infants."
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Funeral Mulch; My brutal death metal band from West Michigan. |
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2005-08-24, 00:38
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Theres a band here called Fisting Mary, i always thought that was cool
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