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Walpurgis = God
Alright people, I've noticed alot of talk about our man walpurgis and his apparent impressive muscles and whatnot. I'd like you all to continue to spread the love for walpurgis in here, I know he'll just love it!
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WE LOVE YOU MAN!!!!
CAN YOU SIGN MY ASS??? 
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He's just a big grumpy teddy bearkins, aintcha, you big lovable lug
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Goddamn dude, those bulging troll/yeti muscles are so fucking cool! He's like the monster from that movie, Young Frankenstein. That dude was fuckin scary! But everyone loved him, cause, y'know, everything about him was bigger'n normal. Everything .
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Yep, I got an enormous Svanstukker!
Young Frankenstein was played by Peter Boyle, the grandpa on Everyone Loves Raymond 
And memnoch, you got it!!!!!!!
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Sweet!!
I want half on each cheek!! And one of those foldy pictures, you know?? 
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You know, all this love for walpurgis is so sad in light of his condition. Yeah, walpurgis, I know I promised I wouldnt let them know, but it's just too late. You see, walpurgis was diagnosed with chronic yetiism about a year ago, and has been bravely fighting it ever since. But, recently, he took a turn for a worse. At this point in time, he is actually more yeti than man.
However, there is hope! With just a $50, $100, or $100000000 donation to the Save Walpurgis fund, a cure can still be found! Just go to www.savewalpurgis.com and mark down which donation you'd like to make. If you want to still be able to hear such trademark walpurgisisms such as 'fuck you,' you'll definitely want to donate.
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why do i keep clicking on those fake links?
well at least this one's not fake:
www.walpurgis.isgay.com
seriously. click on it. it's real
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Part of the Savewalpurgis foundation will now go towards a rocket launcher to aim at a certain brown member of the forums.
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I'm only brown cause i tan easily!! Damn you! 
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What's up with this thread movin towards the bottom??? You fucks don't care about walpurgis or what?? SAVE WALPURGIS GODDAMMIT!!
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Yeah, he's struggling all alone! He'd fight for you, if you needed him! Well, he needs you! So, please, give a cash donation, preferably in small, unmarked bills. There's no tax write-off, but that feeling of satisfaction in your heart should be enough. The first one hundred donors on the $100000000 level will receive a genuine, limited edition, stylish, comfortable, portable, modern, imported, state-of-the-art, antique, imitation pleather wallet with the the walpurgis's trademark 'Fuck You' inscribed in painstaking, handmade, patches on either side. A true collectors item. The first 20 on the same level will receive a genuine, limited edition, stylish, comfortable, portable, modern, imported, state-of-the-art, antique, American-made, miniature state of the half-yeti, half-man that the walpurgis has become. Hurry and make your donation soon, before all of walpurgis's treasured dialogue is reduced to 'Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?' and 'I'm gonna love him, and hold him, and squeeze him, and hug him' and, of course, 'I like rabbits'.
Also, if these donations come too late, and walpurgis becomes 95% yeti, or more, all the funds will go to buying him rabbits to love, and hold, and squeeze, etc. There will be no refunds, unless, of course, you have a confirmed kill of one atifman(walpurgis would've wanted it that way), in which case a sum to be named later will be given to you.
Thank you, and may the God far_beyond_sane doesnt believe in bless you all. Except those of you who dont make a donation, in that case, some other God can bless your souls, bastards!
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wow, I want that wallet!
Walpurgis, you the man!
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Wallet's yours buddy, as soon as I get my motherfucking money!
Yeah, somebody cap atif for me
You guys are great *sniff*
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You guys like the addition to my signature? 
Oh...as of now. I have received about 5 grand in an envelope that smelled like condoms and kangaroos, but had no return address...and I've sent out three wallets
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...in an envelope that smelled like condoms and kangaroos...
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Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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man...that savewalpugis website was just fucked up....
some people have some very sick minds.
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It would have to be the "brown" market, dude
It's Atif we're talkin about after all
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Yes i agree......quite unexpected.
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Yes, but about 5 annoying pop ups come with it.....I HATE POP UPS!!!!!!!
They're like spammers, or idiots...except WORSE!  
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Justice the founder of my fabric moved
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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Where's my god damn money???
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The 'buy stuff to kill atif' money.
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Nice, walpurgis, 21 inches.
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Hehe, thanks... I'm gifted
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I noticed those pictures are strangly lacking your incredible muscles dude. What up wit dat?
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I'm not "incredibly muscular" anyway.
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That's not what everyone else says. Kindly refer to the 'how do you imagine people look' thread for verification. If that's not too much to ask, of course...
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yeah so if everyone else says it's true, you HAVE to be wrong, 'cause majority rules........
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That's not what everyone else says. Kindly refer to the 'how do you imagine people look' thread for verification. If that's not too much to ask, of course...
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Yeah, but Brad (Dieff_54) is the only person on here that actually knows what I look like, aside from a fuzzy picture from way back when.
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I KNOW WHAT WALLY LOOKS LIKE!!!
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...and I'm not that big or buff or anything, he knows that.
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James (far_beyond_sane), what's the scoop?
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oh yeah, diggin up a classic.
walpurgis IS god, and you all can suck it if you think otherwise.
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Heh, even me?
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uh no probably not dude. but, everyone else can suck it!
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Damn, almost forgot about this thread. How's the yetiism goin dude? Get many donations? I'm still waitin on my fuckin wallet!
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Sorry about the wallet dude, fucking blimps just can't airmail well.
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Well, that makes sense. I guess I'll let it slide... this time.
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You know, you guys are lucky I'm not one of those life controlling gods, because I'd be killin lots and lots of people right about now...
By the way, I just started a book on the zodiac killer
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That guy was never caught was he? I remember hearing shit about him on TLC......very interesting stuff.
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To rear me was the task of power divine
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
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You're right, he was never caught.
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That guy had some trippy coded messages. Dumbass cops still can't figure half of it out.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here
Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
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Not just dumbass cops man, there were also all the CIA, FBI, and NSA teams.
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Ah, the one where Graysmith doesnt quite reveal who it is? In the other one he does, cause it takes him several hundred pages to do what could be a revised chapter on his last book. Go figure...
Graysmith also wrote a book revealing that Jack the Ripper moved to San Francisco and commited a semi-famous murder in a Church, which was pinned on some dandy. Apparently the pastor there was a British guy named Jack with a scar on his throat, and there might even be more evidence!
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you have yourself a good one, hope you find it great and definately have a great future!
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Long as I don't fuck up in nuke school, I'll be well set up for my future...
And tatter3d, I could probably come up with pictures, and have L,B'XXX scan one of my military photos or something, so you can all see my ugly bald ass, lol.
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while your there can ya nuke france for the us. there pissing us off lol
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without france your country wouldnt exist, give em a break!
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im from western canada.. and my family immigrated here.. so im not decended from any colonists.. my family is jewish
but regardless.. dont harp all over the french. sure they are ugly and annoying.. you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known as America if it weren't for the French. That it was their help in the Revolutionary War that won it for them.
haha.. freedom fries.. seriously now!!!
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There claiming that iraq is also there land, an excuse to bomb us and america, cheers! have a good time!
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im from western canada.. and my family immigrated here.. so im not decended from any colonists.. my family is jewish
but regardless.. dont harp all over the french. sure they are ugly and annoying.. you forgotten we wouldn't even have this country known as America if it weren't for the French. That it was their help in the Revolutionary War that won it for them.
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ahh ungrateful ass mongrol
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Alright, this is my thread, well, it's slayme's, but it's about me. First off, I'm all for bombing Turkey and France, so if all goes well, I'll be doing both. Secondly, no one is allowed to defend France in this thread, I consider that a personal offense, because I myself don't like France. Or Mexico. Or Africa.
And Poldi, I hope you'll be able to drink as much as I usually do on top of whatever you drink, because I'm going to need someone to fill in for me while I'm not drinking. Thanks for volunteering, you're a true friend
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And Poldi, I hope you'll be able to drink as much as I usually do on top of whatever you drink, because I'm going to need someone to fill in for me while I'm not drinking. Thanks for volunteering, you're a true friend
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I'm not as good at it as I used to be. My dad was making fun of me because I threw up after drinking close to a half gallon of Crown Royal and a 12 pack 
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Making fun of you? Man, the amount you drank thats heavyweight..well to me..i dont know what crown is.
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How many liters is a gallon?
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Damn, I thought this thread would reveal dirty secrets... with sexy results. Kidding.
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You know, you guys are lucky I'm not one of those life controlling gods, because I'd be killin lots and lots of people right about now...
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How'd you like the book? I heard there going to come out with a book with all his insane poetry which im really looking forward to.
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Darko, it was a great book, interesting as hell. Those are my favorite types of books.
Killingismybiz, if you're a female, I can tell you dirty secrets, you just have to find me at the right time (you can tell by my typing when is the best opportunity)
tatter3d, Crown Royal is 80 proof Canadian whiskey.
Poldi, the 12 pack was of 12 ounce cans, and there are 4.5 liters in a gallon, roughly, so half a gallon is about 2.25 liters.
Damn, that is a lot of whiskey...
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That'd be killing me. Man, your family must be hardcore!!! Although my family can be hardcore, too. But not with these masses of alcohol!!!
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wish i could come to nuke school with ya wally man
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Well, essentially you could, dai, just join the navy, and pass the nuclear aptitude test. Long as you know math up through Trig and some basic Physics, you shouldn't have much problem.
Poldi, just work yourself up, you'll be doing it in no time
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You drank half a gallon of Crown Royal!!!!!
What are you?!!..some sort of yeti!?!?!...oh no wait..
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I bet it fucking well did!
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My friends father has a kind of Chinese Saki (sp?) that is 80%, not 80 proof. It smells like gatorade. He is the biggest fucking drinker.
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when i was 13 my buddy brought out some 190 proof shit. now that will get you drunk.
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Ah fuck it, I love you too man!!!!
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