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Old 2005-04-21, 12:44
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Danzig

Well, since I've gotta go to the dentist today, I've decided I might as well go buy a CD. I was listenin' to The Misfits while thinkin' this, and so I said, "Hey, why not check out some Danzig, every song I ever heard from him was AWESOME!" So, which one should I buy? Which would you consider his best overall?
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Old 2005-04-21, 13:40
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(off topic) what ever happened to lamb_of_god\m/ ?

(on topic) I've never heard any danzig. I'm not a big misfits fan either, but recommend me some songs and I'll go check him out.
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Old 2005-04-21, 13:48
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Danzig songs I can remember hearing:
Mother
1000 Devils Reign
(can't remember the name, but it was on Luciferi III: How The Gods Kill)
(more whose titles I can't remember)

You've probably heard Mother and just never realized it.

As for lamb_of_god\m/ , I dunno. It's too bad he's gone, 'cept for the fact that he took my username DAMN HIM TO HELL!! lol
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Old 2005-04-21, 13:50
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Danzig - Danzig III How The Gods Kill
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Old 2005-04-21, 13:59
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Curse you, you made me want to listen to Danzig now.

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Old 2005-04-21, 14:13
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Old 2005-04-21, 14:21
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(off topic) what ever happened to lamb_of_god\m/ ?

(on topic) I've never heard any danzig. I'm not a big misfits fan either, but recommend me some songs and I'll go check him out.


I think he's now called "The Execrator" or something.

As for Danzig, I only heard "how the god's kill", and it was pretty good. I need to check out some more songs.
 
Old 2005-04-21, 14:22
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Old 2005-04-21, 22:27
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Sistinas, cool song haha.
 
Old 2005-04-22, 03:01
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Mother is the only song ive heard. i like it, but im not sure if i like it for the "right" reasons. my friend told me Danzig sucks ass, and i usually agree with him on music.
 
Old 2005-04-22, 03:45
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Why should there be reasons that you like or don't like it timedragon? That leads to kvltism.

I like the Danzig I have.
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Old 2005-04-22, 03:58
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Mother is the only song ive heard. i like it, but im not sure if i like it for the "right" reasons. my friend told me Danzig sucks ass, and i usually agree with him on music.

your friend is a cunt. Danzig kicks-ass.

i recommend the first danzig cd.. bunch if classic songs, and my favorite song (besides mother) End of Time.

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Why should there be reasons that you like or don't like it timedragon? That leads to kvltism.

I like the Danzig I have.

haha. well, sometimes i like some pretty dumb songs due to the time(s) i first heard it. factors such as what was going on, or how i was feeling at the moment. im just saying i dont know if like the song or the memory more. but i do like the song
 
Old 2005-04-22, 06:11
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The first one is classic in just about every way, but the new one's ok too.
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Old 2005-04-22, 13:42
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Do what I do most of the time. Go to Amazon.com (I don't think you even have to be registered with them) and look up whatever album or artist you want. They don't have everything in the world, but they've got a lot. If it's an artist you haven't heard much or any of, then type in their name and view all of the albums they have. Most albums will have a 30-second sound clip for each song (although some fail to have this feature, which truly sucks). This way, you can get an idea of what the album is like. Don't like it? Go to a different one. Don't like that? Try another. And if you continue disliking what you hear, congratualtions! You've been wasting your time on a shitty excuse for a band.
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Old 2005-04-22, 20:59
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No, the best site to get short clips so you can get an idea, is www.mp3.com . They have like almost any band you can think of.
 
Old 2005-04-22, 21:26
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I only have the first Danzig album which is good, since Twist of Cain is an awesome song. I haven't heard much of Danzig though. But Danzig is no Misfits, of course I wouldn't tell him that without the lead singer of the Northside Kings to back me up.
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Old 2005-04-23, 00:39
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Well, I went to look for some Danzig. At BEST BUY. Why? I needed some new headphones too. Problem? They had about 15 copies of Danzig II, and 2 copies of Circle of Snakes. And, ONE pair of headphones in the whole store. Cost? $30. I HATE BEST BUY. Normally I go to this place called Record and Tape Traders.

Anyways, I got Danzig II, and what can I say:
AWESOME!!
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Old 2005-04-23, 02:07
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I can't stand Danzig he sounds like Elvis to me,I like Graves era Misfits a lot better.
 
Old 2005-04-23, 02:14
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I can't stand Danzig he sounds like Elvis to me,I like Graves era Misfits a lot better.

Are you serious?
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Old 2005-04-23, 04:13
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Any era of Misfits is good to me. In ways I prefer Danzig, in others in other ways I prefer Graves. Either way, The Misfits fucking owns
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Well, I went to look for some Danzig. At BEST BUY. Why? I needed some new headphones too. Problem? They had about 15 copies of Danzig II, and 2 copies of Circle of Snakes. And, ONE pair of headphones in the whole store. Cost? $30. I HATE BEST BUY. Normally I go to this place called Record and Tape Traders.

Anyways, I got Danzig II, and what can I say:
AWESOME!!


Hell Yeah! I got all of Danzig's albums. All of them are great in it's very own way. It isn't your normal metal music but I wouldn't know how to call it anything else.

For those that hate Danzig then fuck off and don't post about it here, please.

At first listen to Danzig I thought he sounded like a morbid Jim Morison (sp) from the Doors. I have always liked Danzig from the first time I heard him over 13 years ago. I seen his show last month and it kicked ass. Many other Death Metal bands opened for him and where all great as well, but Danzig just owned that night.
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Also...that is one of the easiest tunes to play.....very simple...very good feel.
 
Old 2005-04-23, 06:54
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Old 2005-04-23, 06:57
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lol, nope. Danzig has songs that you think are easy until you get into them and then learn they are difficult as all hell.
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Old 2005-04-23, 21:54
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at times he kind of does!
 
Old 2005-04-24, 00:20
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Hell Yeah! I got all of Danzig's albums. All of them are great in it's very own way. It isn't your normal metal music but I wouldn't know how to call it anything else.

For those that hate Danzig then fuck off and don't post about it here, please.

At first listen to Danzig I thought he sounded like a morbid Jim Morison (sp) from the Doors. I have always liked Danzig from the first time I heard him over 13 years ago. I seen his show last month and it kicked ass. Many other Death Metal bands opened for him and where all great as well, but Danzig just owned that night.


I think Tuesday I'm a get Danzig I and maybe some Samhain to hear that too, and then work my way up through his albums.
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Old 2005-04-24, 00:33
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Old 2005-04-24, 02:21
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lol yup, and he is a little fucker too, but he can sing and write music like no other musician I know.

Black Aria II is coming out soon. For those that don't know about Black Aria, it is a classical album composed and writen by Glen Danzig. It is one of my favorite albums and I can't wait to get the new one.

If you have never seen Danzig live it is suprisingly good too. Go see him if you can cause I believe this is his last tour ever. He has been at it for over 25 years now. He sounds far more incredible live; kinda like how Slayer and Pantara sound live.

Danzig I is a really good album too. I'm listening to it right now If you listen to the Misfits, then Samhain, and then Danzig you can here how he just gets darker and darker the more albums he makes. There was a period in the late 90's where he expanded into making kinda dark, deathmetalish, techno music on the album Danzig 4 and Blackacidevil, but only a few song were made that way. Not bad songs but I think he just wanted to make a few songs that were way different than his normal. The rest of the songs on the albums rocks. My favorite might just be Danzig 4. Sweet memories
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I'm listenin' to Samhain now. I kinda get what you mean.
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It's good shit Danzig is great. Very under rated music imo.

Edit: Too bad the FTP isn't still up. I UL just about every thing Danzig ever made on there. You could have it all for nothing.
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at times he kind of does!


One time I had my hair grown all the way to my shoulders, and I looked exactly like him. The resemblance was so unsettling I just cut it all off.

During high school ( when I had long hair ) I thought about coming to school one day with leather pants, boots, black fingernail paint, and no shirt ( yes, I resembled him that closely ), and then when the teachers try to send me home for not having a shirt, I could just say in a gruff voice, "But I'm fuckin Danzig!" Then I'd go home, come to school the next day and pretend that nothing happened.

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One time I had my hair grown all the way to my shoulders, and I looked exactly like him. The resemblance was so unsettling I just cut it all off.

During high school ( when I had long hair ) I thought about coming to school one day with leather pants, boots, black fingernail paint, and no shirt ( yes, I resembled him that closely ), and then when the teachers try to send me home for not having a shirt, I could just say in a gruff voice, "But I'm fuckin Danzig!" Then I'd go home, come to school the next day and pretend that nothing happened.


Don't forget the giant demon skull belt buckle and medalion. It just isn't Danzig without those accesories. I don't think he wears nail polish though but it would make a nice added touch.
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Don't forget the giant demon skull belt buckle and medalion. It just isn't Danzig without those accesories. I don't think he wears nail polish though but it would make a nice added touch.


Exactly ... but I'm not in school anymore, so I'll have to find somewhere else to pull this stunt.
 
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I think he files his fingernails in to points. I saw an old pic where he had done that.

I got Danzig III: How The Gods Kill


YESSSSS!!


I <3 Danzig.
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I read that he is making a movie now as well. That should be nice and twisted. He is kinda odd at times, but he still rocks. His videos are cool too. He also makes comic books. I have never seen one or even know what they are titled but from what I heard thay are very mature.
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i seen that video when the fat dude punches him out, danzig totally deserved it, but i still like his music. mother is a classic, thats a song that when i comes on the radio, you blast it and everyone in the car sings it the whole way thru, waynes world style
 
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I've seen that,great shit.
 
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Well he pushed the big ass dude first and stood there like nothing was going to happen, then POW! I don't know what Danzig was thinking when he did that but I bet if there is a next time he will try to dodge. I bet the dude that hit him was just as shocked as everyone else was. If someone like Danzig starts a fight with you it has got to be instinct to just fight for your life before something bad happens, but... Danzig just stood there and big dude landed the winning punch... lights out
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I have said it before, but I will say it again. Danzig fucking ROCKS!!!

'End of time' should be a metal classic.
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This dude I know got me into Danzig a few years ago, it's pretty killer stuff. Going down to die is kickass, has to be one of my faves.

Never learnt to play anything by him on the guitar though... wait, yeah, I did learn the main riff from 'twist of cain', but that was forever ago. I think I forgot it...

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The meat of Danzig guitar stuff seens easy, but it's actually kinda hard to play correctly. It is worth knowing though just in case you ever find a dude that can sing like him.
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http://www.angelfire.com/dc/danzig/

You guys have to check this out, its just some site about danzig that i was directed to forever ago. It's lame but yeah, funny. It takes obsession to another level.

Imagine that though, finding someone who sings like Danzig. You'd freak out. I would.


Danzig = beyond human. *shrugs*
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Imagine that though, finding someone who sings like Danzig. You'd freak out. I would.


Danzig = beyond human. *shrugs*


If you ever find someone that does then keep them in the band at all cost. I would shit myself if I could find someone that could sing just like him.
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If I found someone who could pull off the Danzig voice I'd chain him up, stick him in a cage, hang him from the ceiling, and keep him for Danzig covers.

*insert evil laughter here*

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101 reasons why Danzig is buffer then you

101. Danzig can smash a Ford Focus over your face.
100. Danzig can punch you out and take your child’s candy in a restroom.
99. An orchid means nothing once Danzig destroys your girl sexually.
98. Danzig thinks your sister is a killer fuck.
97. Danzig will run you throw a salt covered window.
96. Danzig can jump a couch and a criminal in a single leap.
95. A triangle of women swallowed Danzigs biz.
94. Danzig can mangle a fire blanket with one hand.
93. There is no evading Danzig when he folds your boy up.
92. Danzig can beat up everyone at a festival of wild monkeys.
91. Danzig can lift a fire-truck.
90. Danzig has your mom wash his backside.
89. Your sister has been a victim of Danzigs forearms.
87. Danzig wants to punch your mom cause she’s a wookie.
86. George Lucas isn’t Danzig.
85. Danzig is buff winter, summer, spring and fall.
84. There isn’t a book Danzig can’t throw at you.
83. There isn’t a fridge Danzig can’t put food in.
82. There isn’t a door Danzig can’t shut.
81. There isn’t a door Danzig can’t open.
80. Danzig doesn’t like doors.
79. Danzig shaves ewoks.
78. Jet Li isn’t the one, Danzig is.
77. Danzig can breath in outer-space.
76. Danzig doesn’t like Astro-Turf.
75. Danzig is a glutton for breaking glass.
74. Danzig doesn’t like hot-dogs.
73. Conan needs to use a sword, Danzig flexes his muscles.
72. Danzig collects comic books, yet he’s buffer than you.
71. There isn’t a movie that Danzig can’t watch.
70. There isn’t a woman Danzig can’t satisfy.
69. There isn’t a midget Danzig can’t throw 50 feet.
68. There isn’t a car Danzig can’t bench press.
67. Danzig can see at night.
66. Danzig is faster than lightning.
65. Danzig has more money than every homeless person put together.
64. Danzig will knock that stupid hat you wear backwards off of your stupid “hard-core” head.
63. Danzig will sleep with your mom on your bed.
62. After he’s finished he’ll nut on your pillow.
61. When your dad walks in, Danzig will just flex his muscles and punch a hole in your wall.
60. Danzig will tell your father that he should have come earlier when he was making your sister scream like a deaf girl.
59. Danzig eats chocolate as though it’s candy.
58. There isn’t a piece of glass Danzig can’t break.
57. Danzig doesn’t eat at the dinner table.
56. Danzig’s enchanting musk cannot be clouded by any perfume.
55. Darth Vader isn’t Danzig.
54. Danzig throws grapefruit at the elderly.
53. No matter how much Danzig drinks, he’ll never get drunk.
52. You’ll pay the price for not being as buff as Danzig.
51. At weddings, Danzig throws barbells instead of rice.
50. John Stamos isn’t Danzig.
49. Richard Stamos isn’t Danzig.
48. William….. Shattner…. Was…. punched by Danzig for …..talking …..so… stupid.
47. Danzig doesn’t have to use ketchup with fried potatoes.
46. Danzig doesn’t think you are cool.
45. Danzig has a tattoo of a wolf.
44. Danzig doesn’t give money to the homeless.
43. There isn’t a bar that Danzig can’t bend.
42. Danzig only has women cook his food.
41. Danzig is buff with shirts on.
40. Danzig is buff with out a shirt.
39. Danzig has a skull for a logo.
38. Danzig can punch people at random and no one can do a thing about it.
37. Danzig is proof that a higher power wants us all to be buff.
36. You can’t sing like Danzig.
35. Danzig can sing like Danzig.
34. No matter how much you tell your daughter to stay away from Danzig, she’ll always come back for more of his lovin’.
33. Danzig films every woman he sleeps with, that means your mom is already on tape.
32. Have you slept with your sister? Danzig sure has,… several times.
31. Danzig can sell pop-cycles to an Eskimo.
30. Danzig has been all over the USA.
29. Danzig has already beaten up your uncle.
28. Danzig didn’t sue napster.
27. Danzig has long hair.
26. Danzig can run through water and not get wet.
25. Danzig can use a remote to turn on a TV.
24. Danzig wants to punch you for using a cell phone.
23. Paper is always thinner when Danzig writes on it.
22. Danzig doesn’t slip on wet floors.
21. Glass breaks when Danzig does push-ups.
20. Mothers weap when Danzig punches the air.
19. Birds fall from the sky when Danzig puts on boots.
18. Danzig ties every one of his shoe laces.
17. Danzig wears mesh shirts.
16. Danzig punches men who wear purses.
15. Danzig only listens to round CDs.
14. Danzig bathes in Bar-B-Q sauce.
13. Every picture is better when Danzig is in it.
12. Your mom isn’t Danzig.
11. Your dad isn’t Danzig.
10. Danzig has made every womans face look like a toaster struddle.
9. Danzig made your mom a woman.
8. Danzig made your sister a woman.
7. Danzig made your father scream like a woman.
6. Danzig will make you scream like a deaf woman.
5. Danzig should be able to impregnate every woman.
4. Danzig can eat spicy foods.
3. A female cannot be called a woman until Danzig has made her one.
2. Danzig NEVER pulls out or uses condoms.
1. You are not Danzig.
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that list is a classic!!

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My favorate are,

64. Danzig will knock that stupid hat you wear backwards off of your stupid “hard-core” head.

and

21. Glass breaks when Danzig does push-ups.
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28. Danzig didn’t sue napster.
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Danzig is going to be 50 June 23 this year

He is damn near up there witht Ozzy but I have to say he is looking much better then Ozzy ever did then 30 y.o.

I seen Danzig March 4th and he was incredible. His live stuff is beyond words. I can't believe he is nearly 50! Long live metal!
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I think he files his fingernails in to points. I saw an old pic where he had done that.

i did that in 10th grade for a while, it was grim .
actually it sucked, you really have to hold the guitar different so that the nails dont touch strings they shouldnt.
 
Old 2005-05-07, 20:46
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Danzig one defenitly. Do not get Danzig 5, he must of tried to do some industrial, but it didint work.
 
Old 2005-05-07, 22:08
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I can't stand Danzig he sounds like Elvis to me,I like Graves era Misfits a lot better.


I geuss so, but elvis is a bit of his voice taken to the extreme.
 
Old 2005-05-07, 22:13
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I always thought he sounded more like a demented Jim Morrison.

I even heard once that Danzig is the bastard son of Jim Morrison's affair with that Witch women that was always around him.
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Old 2005-05-09, 12:25
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Cool Anyone heard Doomtree?

Steve Zing from Samhain (with Danzig before....Danzig) just put out an album. Pretty coolbut I can't find anyone else mentioning it.Found this though: http://www.envisionmktgconcepts.com...sion/index.html
 
Old 2005-05-15, 07:54
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Nice find. It just sounds kinda funny to hear that tone of music without Danzig though. He just brings something to that kind of music that I can't put into words.
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Very true, Danzig is what made every band he's ever been in.

And, by the way, I think this is hilarious:
14. Danzig bathes in Bar-B-Q sauce.
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Old 2005-05-25, 23:23
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Get Danzig I and Danzig III (how the gods kill). Danzig II has some good stuff on it too, but I prefer Danzig I most. Danzig I is worth buyng for Mother alone.

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