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Old 2005-04-20, 00:13
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Angry THE PIGS WILL RECLAIM THE SKYS!!!!

ONE DAY
THE PIGS WILL RECLAIM THE SKYS
AND WHEN THEY DO
ALL WILL DIE
THE DEMON PIGS HAVE TAKEN THE SKY
EVERYONE RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS
HIDE YOUR SONS
STAY INSIDE AND LOAD YOUR GUNS
THE PIGS WILL COME AND EAT YOUR SOUL
AND YOU WILL NO LONGER ROCK AND ROLL
 
Old 2005-04-20, 00:13
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haha, this would work with some lame ass AC/DC riff
 
Old 2005-04-20, 02:53
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haha, this would work with some lame ass AC/DC riff


My thoughts exactly!
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Old 2005-04-20, 13:51
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Originally Posted by The Angry Hobbit
ONE DAY
THE PIGS WILL RECLAIM THE SKYS
AND WHEN THEY DO
ALL WILL DIE
THE DEMON PIGS HAVE TAKEN THE SKY
EVERYONE RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS
HIDE YOUR SONS
STAY INSIDE AND LOAD YOUR GUNS
THE PIGS WILL COME AND EAT YOUR SOUL
AND YOU WILL NO LONGER ROCK AND ROLL

Can I buy some weed from you??
 
Old 2005-04-20, 14:11
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i smell chocolate milk guitars.
 
Old 2005-04-20, 14:12
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Yupp.
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Old 2005-04-20, 21:26
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Piggie, piggie in the sky,
Why'd you do that in my eye?
I'm a good girl I don't cry.
Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly.



I couldn't resist.

Well, it's got some sort of rhythm and rhyme to it, but it still is too funny! Unless that's what you wanted it to be.

And turn the darn capslock off! Just cuz you're a n00b doesn't mean you have to act like one. heehee
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Old 2005-04-20, 21:31
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Only DELETE79 is allowed to write full posts in caps. And since he doesn't do that anymore, no one should be allowed to do it.
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Old 2005-04-20, 21:42
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Can I buy some weed from you??

No doubt. Did you notice how those silly Hobbits are always getting stoned and smoking various plants in the LOTR? Obviously this little feller is no exception... Although since he's angry he may be going through a dry spell.
 
Old 2005-04-21, 01:07
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But that guy is angry, and I've never met an angry stoner.

edit: fuck I shoukd read previous posts better. IT's a funny lyric nonetheless...
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Old 2005-04-21, 13:38
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This could be just me, but it seems that he used a lot of words (well medium amount) to say nothing. What's the point of this dude? Why'd you write it?
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Old 2005-05-06, 21:33
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I FELT LIKE IT!!!!
 
Old 2005-05-07, 03:17
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Hahaha thats silly, but clever.
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Old 2005-10-14, 19:18
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holy balls my balls are balls
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