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Old 2004-12-02, 05:05
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andrewc - a dude whos always on a bmx bike with spiky hair


lmao. thanks for the laugh mate nothing could be further from the truth.

until about 3 years ago that is >.>
 
Old 2004-12-02, 06:35
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Cloaca - Derrick Greene from


Derrick Greene from where?

funny pic of you btw.
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Old 2004-12-02, 13:24
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Soulinsane - Pinnhead, but sits on a long bed, and is being fed grapes by someone, and another girl is fanning him with a giant leaf by his side.


Hehe, I wish
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Old 2004-12-02, 23:11
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Derrick Greene from where?

funny pic of you btw.


Sorry, I meant Derrick Greene from New Sepultura.
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Old 2004-12-02, 23:54
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BLS - A little fat, long hair, tall, and has glasses
johnmansley - like a british person
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Soulinsane - A navy dude
Cloaca - A black person with dreads
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Old 2004-12-02, 23:56
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BLS - A little fat, long hair, tall, and has glasses


Minus the glasses and well... STOP STALKING ME
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Old 2004-12-03, 00:09
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Minus the glasses and well... STOP STALKING ME

You'll always have glasses in my mind. Unless you send me a pic!
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Old 2004-12-03, 02:08
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Nekkid?

I probably do need glasses though... I had a very bad experience with contacts awhile back.

Rather be blind than fuck with those bastards again. As long as I can hear then im happy.
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Old 2004-12-03, 02:34
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im getting new glasses soon, well new lenses anyway i need stronger ones, but thank god there not going to be thick as hell like they would have been like 10 years ago!!
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Old 2004-12-03, 02:47
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haha, did i reply to this already? oh i did, oh well, anyway. I actually look exactly like Jimbo Jones from the simpsons, check that pic.

younguitarist - James Hetfield when he was in junior high.


hahaha cool pic.
O man I look nothing like James Hetfield. .
I'm not white, I have curly black hair, and I'm a little chubby.
 
Old 2004-12-03, 02:52
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God dammit! Everyday I learn something new about you and it always surprises the fuck out of me...

now you pull this off and tell me your not white..

whata re you trying to do to me? Give me an aneurism!!
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Old 2004-12-03, 02:58
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lol how the hell do i surprise you? i only make about 3 posts each day and its mostly in the guitar zone.. now excuse me I'm gonna go watch the simpsons.
 
Old 2004-12-03, 03:01
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Its just i had this image in my head of a little skrawny white boy.. whos really good at guitar for his age.

And little by little your post have killed that little white boy.

hope your happy... MURDERER
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Old 2004-12-03, 03:02
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damn im as shocked as BLS that you are NOT a scrawny little white boy
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Old 2004-12-03, 04:23
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Cloaca - A black person with dreads


Yes, i'm black, black as white can be

No dreads, I'm a bit of a boofhead.
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Old 2004-12-03, 04:26
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Old 2004-12-03, 10:40
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Everything is correct except the sexy part.
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Old 2004-12-03, 12:36
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My other guitarists is black too....and he's a bad mother fucker
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Old 2004-12-03, 21:01
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Yes, i'm black, black as white can be

No dreads, I'm a bit of a boofhead.

Theres a black person in Australia
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Old 2004-12-03, 22:00
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Its just i had this image in my head of a little skrawny white boy.. whos really good at guitar for his age.

And little by little your post have killed that little white boy.

hope your happy... MURDERER


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Old 2004-12-04, 01:31
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I always imagined transient as a skin-head, o well.

thats odd, why would you say that?

and Transient - a little fat, glasses, nerd.
MTM - a thrasher.

correct
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Old 2004-12-04, 03:21
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Old 2004-12-04, 05:44
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Cannibal Corpse- Like Beavis except with cannibal corpse shirt and not animated

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BLS - Pretty normal guy but annoys all he kids in his math class because there nerds and nerds hate metalheads. Unless theyre one of those nerds who like metal and compromises by listening to hammerfall.
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Old 2004-12-04, 07:20
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Theres a black person in Australia


lol. theres plenty of black people here. they walk to see the prime minister instead of catching a bus (thats ok if your 660m away, not 660km away) and whinge about slavery and do all sorts of terrible things like steal your telly while you sleep. in fact there's a classic joke

Q. what do you do when you walk into a dark room and you see your telly floating around?
A. say: "DROP IT, ABO!"

not all of them are like that though, just a bit of good old aussie stereotype.
 
Old 2004-12-04, 07:30
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Theres a black person in Australia

Allright CC, I better clear this up. I'm white. End of Story.

Oh, I just couldn't help it.
Q: What do you call an abo in a mailbox?
A: Blackmail.
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Old 2004-12-04, 08:09
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Everything is correct except the sexy part.


TAKE THAT BACK

CANNIBAL CORPSE IS SEXIER THAN YOUR MOM TIMES INFINITY!!1
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Old 2004-12-04, 08:30
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Old 2004-12-04, 13:36
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Old 2004-12-04, 13:52
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younguitarist - 160 pounds, mexican, longish hair


Whoa close except my hair doesn't pass my shoulders.
 
Old 2004-12-04, 14:06
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Old 2004-12-04, 14:11
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Old 2004-12-04, 16:21
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Hey tatter3d how about you give me the title Scrotum Devil?

i second that idea, twould be quite fitting
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Old 2004-12-04, 16:36
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Q. what do you do when you walk into a dark room and you see your telly floating around?
A. say: "DROP IT, ABO!"

.

is that like the ausse word for nigger?
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Old 2004-12-04, 17:01
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my guess is that Abo=Aborigine(sp?)
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Old 2004-12-04, 23:33
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My thoughts exactly.
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Old 2004-12-05, 04:55
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Correct people.

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Old 2004-12-08, 19:07
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soulinsane - creepy goth kid who sits in basement all day talking bout hes depressed and artistic (stereotypical goth) also has thos face needles like his avatar.


Thats really pretty far from it but thats how you picture me so OK
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Old 2004-12-31, 22:19
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Old 2004-12-31, 22:22
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haha funny look dude, nice shirt though
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
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Old 2004-12-31, 22:24
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Thats really pretty far from it but thats how you picture me so OK

i always thought you looked just like pinhead, just with out being a pin cushion
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Old 2004-12-31, 22:26
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haha funny look dude, nice shirt though
That's my stereotypical death metal guy face.
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Old 2005-01-01, 13:04
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this thread is gay
 
Old 2005-01-01, 13:13
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Old 2005-01-01, 14:01
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younguitarist - 160 pounds, mexican, longish hair


so, you can desribe the most guys here I think !
only change the name and the nationality !
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Old 2005-01-02, 07:24
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Old 2005-01-02, 15:42
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Old 2005-01-02, 15:54
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Old 2005-01-02, 16:41
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Old 2005-01-03, 00:42
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Old 2005-01-03, 02:47
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Old 2005-01-03, 02:50
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Old 2005-01-05, 01:08
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Old 2005-01-05, 12:03
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Old 2005-01-05, 15:41
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i think tatter3d looks like a young child with a very large bass guitar around his neck, being that he is a year younger than me.
LOG\m/, he looks like a scared little boy in a dark room, eyes wide open, feeling sheer terror at what lurks within the darkness.
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Old 2005-01-05, 15:47
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No my bass is very petite..
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Old 2005-01-05, 15:47
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your ass maybe, haha

well, here's me on the left, jay... Def
 
Old 2005-01-05, 15:49
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Old 2005-01-05, 15:58
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No my bass is very petite..

are you really only 17??
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Old 2005-01-05, 16:19
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Im 16 man.
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Old 2005-01-05, 17:33
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For anyone who cares I look like my av. In fact it's a pic of me, pulled into photoshop and modified, crying blood on behalf of Dimebag.
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Old 2005-01-05, 22:30
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Im 16 man.

how long haver you been a mod, cus shit, you joined when you were 13.
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Old 2005-01-05, 22:47
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...hes joking raven
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Old 2005-01-05, 22:55
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For anyone who cares I look like my av. In fact it's a pic of me, pulled into photoshop and modified, crying blood on behalf of Dimebag.

Interesting. It looks like clay or something. I picture you as a 35 year old guy with short hair and a goatee. Something of that sort.
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Old 2005-01-05, 23:22
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...hes joking raven

well, i checked out his profile, and it said he was born in 1988, so, i was thinkin he was serious.
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Old 2005-01-05, 23:31
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hmm your right, but hasnt he mentioned going to college and shit happening outside his apartment(it could be his parents house, but the way he talked it seemed like his)
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Old 2005-01-06, 01:05
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Haha, why is it so hard for you to beleive im 16?
At the moment Im applying for college, a music course, but
currently i work at another college, i teach bass and guitar, and i live in my mums flat.
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Old 2005-01-06, 01:21
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cause you teach at a college, that why i dont buy it
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Old 2005-01-06, 01:28
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Mmm, i suppose thats not natural for a 16 yr old, but it was just a decent oppurtunity, the guy for this college needed a guitar/bass teacher, and he knew i was in a band, and i played bass and guitar, i was interviewed and played some stuff on bass and guitar, and i passed for teaching..

Its only part time anyway.
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Old 2005-01-06, 01:29
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Shut up Tatter3d.. your like 20 ish, We cant have 16 year olds around here that are more mature than me.. got it?
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Old 2005-01-06, 01:41
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i agree with BLS your way to old to be 16
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Old 2005-01-06, 01:44
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Im quite flattered you find me to be 'too mature' to be 16, but honestly thats how old i am, but thanks anyway.
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Old 2005-01-06, 02:00
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LOL, I just noticed the last several posts -- you guys all have more than 3000 posts. What a bunch of old-timers. In metaltabs years you're all a bunch of old fogies.

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Old 2005-01-06, 02:04
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Old 2005-01-06, 05:09
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Old 2005-01-06, 05:26
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Old 2005-01-06, 21:53
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RIPdime I always imagined you as a bald guy with beard and a very strong fellow, kinda like kerry king but taller and more muscler (sp?)

I think I'm the youngest on the forums... well exept for BLS 'cause he's only two years old
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Old 2005-01-06, 22:04
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I think I'm the youngest on the forums... well exept for BLS 'cause he's only two years old



Damn, you are 13 !
And tatter3d, I started playing bass when I was 17 !!! You teached guys to play bass before I started !
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Old 2005-01-06, 22:07
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RIPdime I always imagined you as a bald guy with beard and a very strong fellow, kinda like kerry king but taller and more muscler (sp?)
Wow, you hit pretty close to the mark. I used to shave my head and I've got the beard. 6', 220 lbs. I don't know if that's taller and more muscular than Kerry King or not because I've never seen him up close, but ya you're pretty much on the money. Nice one.
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Old 2005-01-06, 22:18
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Old 2005-01-06, 22:21
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I like your new Av Phil
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Old 2005-01-07, 01:27
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Id imagine XDX wearing glasses, because he knows so much about gear, but so do i, and i wear glasses. I myself have started getting out of wearing band shirts and all that, now i just dress nicer, collered shirts some times, and the occaisional emperor shirt.
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Old 2005-01-07, 20:29
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RIPdime I always imagined you as a bald guy with beard and a very strong fellow, kinda like kerry king but taller and more muscler (sp?)

I think I'm the youngest on the forums... well exept for BLS 'cause he's only two years old

Isnt young guitarist like 12 or 13?
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Old 2005-01-07, 22:21
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I like your new Av Phil
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Old 2005-01-07, 22:22
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Old 2005-01-07, 22:50
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Isnt young guitarist like 12 or 13?


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Old 2005-01-08, 02:25
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Old 2005-01-08, 05:39
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fuck you all, im 18 in 11 days
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Old 2005-01-08, 05:53
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Old 2005-01-08, 06:01
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Old 2005-01-08, 06:14
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Old 2005-01-08, 06:23
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Old 2005-01-08, 10:22
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Old 2005-01-08, 10:43
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21 god dammit. And soulinsane, you are an old man
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Old 2005-01-08, 10:47
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