Walpurgis: mix between Steve and jerry springer( steve's body, jerry's face?)

Atif: small head, no chin, thick glasses and big smile.

Ctuhu Dawn, hair past the eyes, skater shorts/pants, carries a board around but doesnt skate

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that's not all i got that's big!










i also have big ears.

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hahaha, do you have a big erection problem too?

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Hahah, why would I have Jerry Springer's face? He doesn't look like a yeti!

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He does.

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it's how i see you, tiny head, big body

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I don't have a tiny head!

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mrweijia:
(I´ve heard he´s quite tall for a Chinese. Yes, i know that only some Chinese people are small. )
Like a small child that just runs around your knees and wants everything. In front of his PC he hangs from the cover/ top ( i don´t knoew how it´s called) of his room and does some physics after each post like Jackie Chan.

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ok, just to clarify, its mostly the southern chinese people who are short. i'm from up north and i might possibly have mongolian and barbarian blood. and physics? jackie chan doesnt do physics, do you mean karate?

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Well my fucking English. I mean do the things you do at the gym. Like hanging from the top of your room (feet above, head down) and put your head up to the feet. And karate for sure.
Barbarian and mongolian blood? We have Dshinghis Khan at metaltabs.

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oh those things, they're like crunches, but harder.

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JohnMansley has got glasses and wears the same Liverpool-shirt for his whole life. And he's got spider-fingers!!!!

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You must of had a big spade to dig this one up Poldi.

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I just went to the last site of ChitChat and then i saw this thread.
It's fun to read and see the pictures.
I still hate f_b_s for that pic.

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I think John would look something like Fabio.

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Whoa haha, shit, this thread is old. I always saw John as someone I would probably want to punch in the face.....big thick goggles for glasses with tight pants above the belly button, and a pocket protector for his sets of pens and pencils. but you know I'm kidding. I remember Atif saying once that I looked like a young Van Halen...

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jezus, this IS old... Wannabe time haha!

I always pictured john to look a bit like Michael Owen, but with dark hair and a Nile t-shirt.

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Nihily- skinny black guy
Chris- heavy black guy

Trans- fat little german fellow

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haha i think we all have the same image of john, i picture him with glasses and a pipe wearing one of those barret caps.

def-a blurry guy
MTM-like dave mustaine back in the day
trans-a transexual fish
tatterd-kinda like mr webster
metalpoldi (before seeing his pics) a sterotypical german that you would see on an SS propaganda poster
other people i just accocitate them with their avatar
like soul looking like pinhead ect

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Wait im not done!

LBXXX- like Lita Ford
Nomad- Like Chuck Schuldiner

Its hard to do for me. Im still thinking...

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more like joan jett

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Maybe with longer hair? I dunno...

I will probably post my yearbook pic by tomorrow.

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haha that should be golden...
my yearbook pics always looked like mug shots, well thats what my mom would say anyway

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Exactly the same here, I just smirk kinda, no smiling.

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I'm not to far from it either, but without the pins, cold died skin, and coal black eyes.

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Thats weird because i dont picture him with glasses, just because hes intelligent doesent mean he looks geeky.

Hmm, he will have to post a pic.

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John wears a black Zyklon beanie, has bushy eyebrows and a goatee. Sideburns down to the bottom of his ears too!

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I would say bls has a goat beard.

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rofl!! Post one!!

the one in my drivers licence looks like a mug shot, my other pics are just blurry.

Damn, this is old. I'll post something but I got to go and eat some turkey.

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I would say BLS is a cross between a dimebag darell and zakk wylde with a thick beard and aviator sunglasses, far_beyond_sane as a bald guy with a goatee ( perhaps i've gotten too used to his avatar) , and atifman as a godly like figure, sort of like the sterotypical image of god, but wearing all black and combat boots.

well fbs' avatar is a pic of him so your dead on

@def, i have no way of geting pics on here, which is for the better cause if your girlfreind ever saw it she would dump you and fly here just tobe with me

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Far_beyond_sane - bald guy with muscles, a lot of tattoos, and some beard

Def - short black hair, pretty normal looking guy. Holding a beer.

Cat avatar guy - black hair, always very happy and fun person.

Soulinsane - like pinhead

MetalThrashingMad - blonde hair down to his shoulders. The opposite of fat (can't remember the word...slim?)

BLS - black long hair. Always in a t-shirt wit some cool picture on it. Just a tiny little fat.

CANNIBALCORPSE - light very long extremly straight hair. Very slim(? still cant remember the right word..) wearing a black t-shirt tha says CANNIBAL CORPSE on it.

ShredIsNotDead - black very long curly hair, very intellegent.

John - very light and fun personallity. Very intellegent and really knows his shit. Always wearing a liverpool t-shirt from 1997.

Credit To Dementia (sp?) - short brown hair, very smart. Pretty avarage looking. Has big lips.

BassBehemoth - Bald with sunglasses.

Tatt3rd - Holding a bass, in a black and white t-shirt, with a big nose.

Darko - has Beatles hair, has muscles like the kung-fu guys in the movies, like jackie chan.


ok thats enough for now.

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yea slim or thin

i picture manowar with blonde hair shoulder length kinda tall and call to hang with

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Hahaha big nose..ohhh, Yeah i suppose your right.

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BLS - perfect combination of skinny and fat, thick nerdy goatee, his neck starts at the top of his ears, weird long undercut which he keeps under a Megadeth hat

CANNIBALCORPSE - skinny George Fisher wannabe

Soulinsane - Private Joker

andrewc - Mikael Akerfeldt if he wasn't in Opeth and worked at some fastfood placelike McDonald's

Andrew1331 - skinny, looks like Jim Carry if he had shoulder length hair, always wearing white shirts for some reason

Credit to Dementia - secretly Dave Mustaine

BassBehemoth - Bald guy who likes Vehemence (but not as much as me)

Darko - the guy who playd Donny Darko

guitar_demon - a cat who plays guitar

def - thin drunk guy who wears the same hoody and baseball cap everyday and throws thrash cans at his friends

MetalThrashingMad - very angry banana

PST - his avatar

ManOwaR - power metal guy, with the large spikey wristbands and chains

MoonRaven - Troll-like viking with a raven on his shoulder

ShredIsNotDead - Steve Vai for some reason

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he does seem to be wearing the same thing in all his pics

and dame you got me right on, shit heres a pic of me

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OMG, hi-larious

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This is the closest anybody has got to describing me accurately!

Nah, the Michael Owen one was probably closer, although I've been told before that I have a vague resemblance to Steven Gerrard. Very vague if you ask me - in fact if you were completely blind you would still say it was a vague description.

No glasses, I'm afraid, and I don't look the slightest bit geeky. No mutton chops or goatee either, BLS! In fact, stubble makes me look even younger than when I'm clean shaven - you probably wouldn't say I was 23 either, more like 18. I'm about 5' 9" with short dark brown hair. I have a bit of a beer gut but you wouldn't say I was fat under normal conditions (about 160lbs).

I wear my 2001 Liverpool home and away shirts at least once per week when I'm in the house. 2001 was the year that Liverpool won the FA, UEFA and League cups so these shirts hold precious memories for me. The FA cup final of that year remains the only game that I have openly cried while watching (how can any Liverpool fan not get a lump in their throat when Michael Owen slots that 89th minute winner past David Seaman's despairing, outstretched left hand and into the bottom right corner?).

So yeah, that's basically me. If I get some modern technology I'll post a pic for you all to marvel at my non-geekiness and extensive likeness to Fabio.

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This thread is halarious

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Any derogatory comments about my Liverpool shirts will be met with extreme fury and great vengeance!

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uh...liverpool sucks

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Except in 2001!

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yea your right thats the year they swallowed

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We swallowed three big chunks of silver all right!

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for those of you who i've seen your pic. I'll disqualify you.


john mansley: bond. james bond.
bassbehemoth: a bald motherfucker with a beer gut.
fearfrost: a skinny dude, with a bottle of jack in one hand and earphones.
chrisrezendeasd;lfjdsl;jlsdkjf: a guy sittin behind his desk. Well illuninated, with glasses
credit to dementia: sitttin in a library readin hustler
guitar_demon:jackin off to guitar worlds guide.
Bls: a big blow up doll with 3 reamed out holes from my cock.
Myownsavior: A kid sittin in dad's room, typing on a computer and ignoring the popups of child porn.
def: pissin in the corner
pst: me. (i';m not tryin to soun d gay)
tatterd : playing some motherfucking bass.
shred is dead: sittin in front of a shrine of himself(turns out, himself is not himself)
metalthrashing: a big fucking dancing banana!
man o war: a jelly fish from australia
farbeyondsane: your' pic says it all. You like like my little brother.

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The most of the names are copied and pasted.

CANNIBALCORPSE - Before I saw his picture I imagine him being his old avatar of a guy with cousin IT hair all in his face.

JohnMansley - Short dark hair with big ears and bad teeth.

Soulinsane - ...Pinhead.

andrewc - Black Hair short hair, medium build and a loner.

Andrew1331 - Same as above because there both Andrew.

Credit to Dementia - College Type, buzz cut brown hair...Those guys that always think they're right.

BassBehemoth - Long Flowing golden locks, 250 pounds of pure steel.

Darko - Some Random Indian guy.

guitar_demon - Short blonde hair, easy going.

def - short brown hair, wears those novetly t shirts such as "Beer, Helping Ugly People Get Laid Since 1796."

MetalThrashingMad - Long Blonde Hair with blue tinted glasses.

PST - Mr. Show(his avatar)

ManOwaR - Curly long black hair, skinny build.

MoonRaven - Mexican who used to listen to rap when he was little.

ShredIsNotDead - Skinny, growing his hair out(the bowl)

BLS - Chubby, un even messy, greasy blonde hair, square glasses, some facial hair eating a sub sandwich.

Trendkill - buzz cut brown hair, stained dark grey shirt and a beer gut.

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I've seen most people's pics so it's hard...And my pic is seen if you click on my name, yet I'm still not dis qualified!

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I picture people to look the same way as their avatars, even the band logos.

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hahahahhahahha.

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You know reading things like this that my son has written really worries me when I think of him in a sub for 3 months with a bunch of male sailors. It's been pretty hilarious. The descriptions were pretty accurate about him being cute but being able to give the evil leave-me-alone-stare.

Dieff_54 looked like a frigerator box last time he darkened my door. I wonder how that big brat is doing?

btw, I don't look like Lita or Joan. But thanks!

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COOL!!! Then i look like a bunch of white letters?!?!?!

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it's funny. cuz i do too.
bassb. you one bad ass mofo


(u like ministry eh)

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Ministry? Never heard of them.

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talkin to broken crimson.

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so i'm some weird purple slug creature. Cool!

Oh, I see how it is....Trendkill you look like a drug dealer I used to buy from.

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i've bought from them all.
i think there's song about this shit
big ones'
small ones
ones' who climb on rocks
one who smoke rocks
ones who crank
ones who spank
snort it
escort it

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damn someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed...and got their picture taken by the shitty ass camera guy that takes all of defs pics

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actually i was drunk and my gf was takin the pic

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well then.. i hope you didnt have ruugh drunken sex and accidentilly kill her for her blurry picture taking skills...

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Why exactly would you sound gay, Trendykins? Are you implying that I look gay? You could be right; I've been mistaken for gay before:

Girl: Don't take this the wrong way, but are you gay?
PST: No.
Girl: Really?
PST: Yeah. I have vaginal sex with girls and everything.
Girl: Sorry.
PST: Why?
Girl: Well ... aren't you insulted?
PST: Not really. At least you didn't say I looked like some damn hippy bassist from Canada.

Actually, I do look like you, if that blurry picture in which I can't really see your face is accurate. I mean, I'm a white guy in the medium build range with brown-range hair. We could be twins!

Jim - Some festering wound- and pestule-covered Aussie with a pretzel-shaped pecker. You know what I'm talking about. Potentially covered in burns from not turning off the oven before cleaning it.
Jarrod - The living personification of a Psycroptic riff. Why not? It's not like I'm likely to see you in person and be proved wrong.
Ed - The guitarist from At a Glance, wearing a Vulgar Display of Power sweatshirt, with a Heineken in hand and two in the bush. Just a guess.
Dylan - Jake Gyllenhaal in his gay porn days. Is that a hooker with a penis? It is.
John - The inexplicably British (and, for that matter, old) result of Terrence Hobbes and Daniel Mongrain's unholy union, which must remain unmentioned.
Chris - Pussy-eating demon with vanilla-flavored semen.
Doc - Upside-down, falling to the ground face first, covered in denim, with Anthrax playing in the background. Any other moment is a deviation from the true Form of The Doctor.
Trendkill - Not metal, and happier for it.
Sanders - Better-looking than the picture in your profile, with a toilet on hand in case of kebab-attack.
Atif - Uh ... man-pretty and brown. Maybe just brown.
Bobpurgis - Shaved Yeti.
Canniggerian - Canniggerian. Bleeds metal through the pores, which is really an unfortunate condition, since he's likely to die from blood loss because of it. But isn't being unassailably metal worth it? Yes. He's so metal, Vigna was his godfather. He left the City for Ottawa for the event. Could you be more metal than memnoch? Only if you eat your carrots and peas, take your vitamins, wash behind your ears, kill Christians, never think impure thoughts, never touch your naughty bits, save sex for marriage, worship no graven images, abstain from the influences of drugs and alcohol, keep holy the Sabbath, and worship no god before Metal. And even then, you'll probably fuck it up.
FearFrost - Me when I had long hair, but older and with a vendetta on Cincinnati.
slaymes - Scott Ian, if Anthrax had been unsuccessful and his soul had been broken, forcing him to move to Texas and prey on unsuspecting Bud cans.
Alex - God in the days he spoke to man. Through e-mail.

You forgot Dayton, and Northern Kentucky

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I didn't know about Dayton and Northern Kentucky. Anywhere else? Troy, NY's pretty useless.

you guys' perception of me is entirely wrong. i have straight brown hair down past my shoulders, and im a big guy with a full beard, which i keep at a moderately short length. i look nothing like Jim Carrey, and i imagine i probably dont look much like andrewc. i bet hes 10 times better looking than me

nah im quite hideous actually. ill upload a pic of me in a sec.

fuck, none of my pics are less than 225KB.

i have the avatar thing. except i had trendkill pictured as a white bob marley.
so i look like im dead? (kill avatar )

Gimme a moment, you can all see my smiling face.

There ya go, a picture of me rockin' out. It's the worst pic of me ever, but the only one on this comp.

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Hah.



Close, close



HAHAHA closest!


proof I don't allways wear a baseball cap: pic

Hahaha, headbanging till your face hits the ground!!!

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Me too hehe

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something to do with killers joints, soul?

Yes.

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I pictured trendkill as a darker haired version of Dimebag.

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YEEE-ES!! Get in there!!!

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Hold up - what the FUCK?

C'mon now. Really.


Correct.

PST...who the fuck is Canadigeran?

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Memnoch.

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in my memory pst looks like a grumpy, not too tall guy with short black hair and a pantera shirt.
I remember Sander telling him that Pantera isnt the only band in the world as a reply to his: "hmpf" when he was talkin about Fintroll or something.

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I think I saw sanderinos toadya, but I was too drunk to talk to him, I wasss in the boothill slaoon, utrechts

I have my yearbook pic on my comp, how do I upload it?

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where it says manage attachments

It says its uploading but it doesnt do anything.

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you gotta wait a little bit for it to

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Now it says its too big.

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then make it smaller

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I dont know how.

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open up photoshop or a similar program and there should be a tab somewhere that says resize

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More trouble than its worth anyways, plus its too small. i'll eventually make a bigger one.
MTM

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Oh btw I didnt know how to turn the flash off so there is a white spot.

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whats with the link?? i got this

"guitar_demon, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation."

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Hrm, it worked fine for me, i have no idea. try this-

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...ntid=3921&stc=1

Now?

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same bull-garbage...

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Then I have no idea. Ill ask a mod when one's around.

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When did you see my pic?

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that means that the pic is uploaded. Just close the manage attachments window and click post reply. it should look like this.

good luck

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Aw screw it im sure none of you want to see what I look like anyways.

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Come on! Post it!

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