I'm just curious...

For example, I see someone like Walpurgis as a giant muscled hulking creature, not unlike a troll, with hair partially obscuring his face, waving a club around and wearing all black.

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I imagine Wannabe as a happy looking guy with a goatee and a cap with dimples and a big smile..

Confirm it Wannabe.



(Heh, fine, I'm cheating )

me too!

before i used to think Wannabe looked like a preppy wearing bright clothes and a golf hat.
but it turns out he looks like a young Uncle Fester with a goatee.

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Most people look through their eyes.

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I could be a smartass and describe people based on pics I've seen of them, pretending it's what I imagined they looked like, but I wont.

I imagine nomad looks something like God. Except that I know nomad exists.

Oh, and I think sane looks like the type of guy you'd think would wanna kick the shit out of everyone around him, but instead would talk them, intelligently, to death.

man, that wasn't funny, sane even gave you an example.
although i partly agree, that the thread should have been titled "how do you imagine people look LIKE"
yeah


and i think Disciple looks like an pale old magician guy with a purple cloak which covers his eyes.......and under his cloak is an old slayer shirt and sweat pants.

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I think disciple's just the Satan guy from the cover of Show No Mercy.

yeah, that's how he looks like without the purple cloak and sweatpants

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Ah, I gotcha.

Do we?

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And i have my theorys about what holding fears looks like....haha

I have my theory that hes a frog, in a cape and baseball cap

And that Head Split Open, is a Monkenanna! (long story, ask him if ya speak to him)

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elaborate on this theory.........

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hes a frog!

I dont know why, other than he says "ribbit" a lot...

oh and he wears flourescant yellow and green hotpants!

"who wears short shorts"

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euh what are "hot pants"?

Is it hot as in "hot dog" or as in "damn that girl is HOT,I wanna fuck her brains out and then turn her into my zombie sex slave"

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hot pants are really tight short shorts sometimes made from spandex


so it's both

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ah

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I think PST probably looks like a fuckin long-haired bastard and most likely writes guitar solos and sings lyrics to them.

I think walpurgis looks like an angry, muscle filled american who's had enough of the world. Just by looking in his eyes, you know not to mess with him.

I imagine wannabe to look somewhat preppy-ish...although i think he said that himself before, so whatever.

Atif.....hmm......no taller than about 5'10, skinny enough.....someone who jokes around in class and with friends.....short hair.

Although i've seen a picture of sane.....i think he's pretty much what i imagined.

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Well, thanks for what you guys have said about me so far, except the Troll thing

I imagine that Saney looks like something done by the great M.C. Escher

Memnoch seems almost like your "everyday Joe" kinda person in appearance, but a hell of a lot cooler than that.

Wannabe would be one of those skater types with weird hair and always looks happy, lol.

Atif...hmm...I'm afraid to think about it

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I've seen pics of all the old atmetalers however havent seen any of the newer peeps.


MEMNOCH is probably sittin at his computer wearing a black cloak shadowing his face. Lit candles surround his computer and monitor, the dried wax remains down the sides. His hands are eternally stuck in the devil horn position makin it difficult for him to type efficiently. He's so fucking metal he makes me feel pop. Think Danny Lilker but more metal.


DISCIPLE is bald and has perfect teeth. They've gone a little yellow recently from smoking but its not too terrible.

He's got a scar above his left eye from getting into a fight with memnoch, a virtual fight at least. See, he was in a heated verbal argument on the forums here and Disciple slammed his fist on his desk hitting the edge of the keyboard. The keyboard flew up and slit a nice gash above his left eye. He wears only leather gloves so not to expose his hands, for his right palm carries the mark.



WALPURGIS is an average everyday American male, except for a few distinguishing characteristics. His eyebrows are shaved first of all, due to an incident at a party where he passed out first. Walpurgis wears only clothes approved by his agent, who happens to be a certain forum member that I cannot reveal. In fact the information on Walpurgis is 100% true, I got it from his agent.

It took me 20 minutes to write this post.

Being too metal isn't always good kids.....almost always, but not.

Taking a shit is a whole other story! (the cleaning part)

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METALGRAINGIRL-- She's of average height and amazing looking. Everyone thinks she worships Phil, but what alot of people dont realize is she's a huuuge Glen Benton fan. In '93 she started up the metalgraingirl Glen Benton fan club which was 50 bucks first time payment and then after that she doesnt send you shit! She kept the money to put in her swiss bank account. I think she eventually used the money to go on a road trip in search of Glen. She may or may not confirm this, you'd have to ask her. Anyways, she ended up here in the forums after she hit a misleading Deicide link. Ask her about the inverted cross she burned into her forehead sometime.




ATIFMAN-- small stumpy little bastard that reminds me of Frodo Baggins. I saw him last year at a Slayer show and he was beggin me to hoist him up because by God he couldnt see the damn band. I felt sorry for him so I put him up on my shoulders, it was ok for awhile but after about 30 minutes it wasnt so comfortable. It was dark, but from what I remember he had black hair, a moustache that curled out on the ends and a little small sliver of a goatee. I had to put him down eventually but he thanked me and handed me a silver coin and seemingly vanished. I hadnt seen or heard from him since until I noticed his name on the forums here, what a small fuckin world. As for that silver coin he gave me, hey atif, any reason why you gave me a coin with a penis shape on it? Just curious, is that currency in Atifland or what?

Actually, I make those little penis coins on a mint in my basement. But dont tell anyone!

And I honestly feel honored about being the first one mentioned here

Much appreciated James.

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Actually, I just realized, a description of slayme is lacking. Well, dont let slayme's pics fool you, he's not the big bad Texan you all expect. In truth, he lives in that man's stomach. He's a miniature, psychic being, resembling a baby, but with the ability to speak. And, of course, read minds. He's just a head and some tiny arms, like a T-rex has, but that doesnt mean he's not dangerous. In fact, he's the head of a small but determined resistance group working in mines deep below the surface of mars, and his incredible mental ability gives them a much-needed edge against an oppresive and secretive government. The only reason he's here is because he needs two things: 1. a cover, and 2. an easy place to recruit impressionable minds. Oh, fuck, maybe I said too much. If I blow your cover, sorry dude!

OPETHRULES- About 6 ft. tall, plays baseball and was the first one in his high school's history to be a starter with a wooden big toe. He hides the fact now and will probably charge if provoked with this past information. Do not feed the OpethRules. Word has it, that his big toe was made out of wood from a broken off piece of one of Babe Ruth's baseball bats. Now, he's lost most of the former baseball muscle and eats cheetos at the computer while he roams Metaltabs..

i imagine freezer666 being muscly and the most beautiful thing in the world

I imagine freezer as a 15 year old kid with glasses, VERY skinny...always carries books wherever he goes...never know when a studying party might break out!

He goes to bed a night dreaming of being Arnold Schwarzanigger, except with memnoch's face....actually he dreams about being memnoch altogether.

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nah im 17, no glasses...contact lense...and no they arent the cause of my permanently red eyes...im not strongly built but i can absorb a few hits and give a few back

Well damn, that's good to know, in case I'm ever in Quebec and looking for a fight with a punk kid who feels the need to threaten people over the internet when he feels attacked. I dont believe this thread has anything to do with whether or not you can take a punch, it has to do with walpurgis's muscles.

Agreed......also how we must not provoke the walpurgis....for his many muscles can and will destroy us.

But not if i splash wax in his eyes first!

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...
youre the one that takes anything as a threat heh
i was referring to his fucking skinny description

skinny has nothing to do with fighting, my friend. Whether or not you can take a punch is irrelevant, and bringing it up is a, possibly unconscious, sign of agression, and most people respond with agression to perceived, again, possibly unconsciously perceived, attacks. Either way though, taking a punch has nothing to do with the topic at hand, as this is looks, not fighting ability. A subtle but distinct difference.

'the walpurgis'

Am I now like a fuckin Yeti or something?


And what's up with this all having to do with me? lol

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Because you're so fuckin cute walpurgis!!! You fuckin muscled cute bitch ass gigantic hulk!!

Coming from the man that started the "I'm gay" thread...I'm really flattered right now...I feel like a schoolgirl *teehee*

hahaha FLAMING!

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why is that freakishly accurate?

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MUHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

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I THINK ATIF IS BROWNY BROWN BROWN!

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man that would be a hella cool Amusement park.

and that wasn't a silver coin, that was a platinum one, for you to melt down and plate your teeth with.


SLAYME, i'd say he's bald like Montel Williams, looks kinda like Curly from the Three Stooges. alwears wears brass knuckles, and an old mumu. At home, he wears a graduation gown and parachute pants.

that's how i imagine him.

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it's because you're afraid you'll realize that.........you love me.

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FAR_BEYOND_SANE-- a skinny dude, hair down past his ass, thick black eyeglasses and three gold fillings in his teeth with his initials carved into them. He'll carve your initials in one of them if you pay him, http://www.farbeyondsanecarvesyourinitials.com Ok, seriously he's really from Texas and plods around town in his 30 gallon hat and an old sony walkman pumpin willie nelson tunes into his goofy vulcan ears. Ok, seriously seriously he's not even real but rather just some figment of your imagination.

Brilliant, captivating, effervescent description... and entirely wrong

SLAYME

Bent over at the shoulders like a mythological troll, this large pasty white creature searches the dustbins of the Deep South for empty Bud cans, which it gleefully crushes. No-one quite knows why this obsession for aluminium exists. Hair grows sporadically over his whole head and his most frequent conversation is 'duh, duh, duh' said in time to his footsteps as he trudges the world in his relentless search for empty beer receptacles to crush...

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Haha, this is the best thread in weeks!!

Good job Sane!

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i second that motion! (i've always wanted to say that for some reason)

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far_beyond_sane: he's straight-up a kangaroo (the boxing kind like on looney tunes), no buts about it. I'm sure walpurgis will wholeheartedly agree with me on this one.

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You're damn right I agree!

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Sane is actually a Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, posted on an island off the coast of Italy. He's a short financial genius named Milo (I wont give out his last name to protect his identity). As a mess officer, he has set up a series of black markets in the Italy area, and manages to buy eggs for 7 cents, sell them for 5, and still make a profit. He even sells religious icons(pope was gonna sell em on the open market, so clever sane bought em up), and if you want any, just ask for Milo.

I imagine...

Memnoch: Average height and average weight even though the weight aspect is a bit to the skinny side, black short hair that looks like it hasn't been combed in a long time. Very talkative, but in a competitive way, loves to personally laugh at others around him but not tell them. Does not look like he wants to fight, but if he does, he will lay it all on the line.

Atifman: Well I know he's originally from Pakistan, so he'd look umm, let's see... glasses, facial hair (goatee I would think, or maybe a beard), very friendly, umm let's see, short black hair, body not buff but still powerfull looking in some way. Likes to talk to girls, a lot (who dosen't?)

FBS: Skinhead, clothes look very much like he dosen't care what he's wearing, loves to talk a lot, can't stop talking once he's started. Feels as if he's seen something he's rather curious about, or something weird, he NEEDS to research and find more about it, no matter what it is. Feels that everybody misunderstands him in the real world, and that he can't express himself sometimes unless he talks.

Entire thing quoted from Catch 22.

You're all a bunch of bastards

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Well yeah, but I only did Catch 22 cause I knew you'd know it. Though I made it pretty painfully obvious, but that's what Milo is. I coulda done, I dunno, maybe Yossarian without being as obvious. Unless, maybe you'd rather be Sheisskopf?

20 bucks say you can't guess what i look like
......looking at my halloween pic (avatar) from last year
wont help you a bit.
i look nothing like it.

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Dude....thats ME!

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nah i'm too handsome to have lots of wild facial hair. how could i talk the girls if i had facial hair like a scrub?


but you were right about the glasses, girls, and powerful looks.

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Ummm...

Dude (and his alter-egos):
Short guy, short hair, very skinny, around 15 years old.

Walpurgis:
Just like Shane Embury from Napalm Death .

Atifman:
Short black facial hair, kinda tan skin.

Sane:
Like an Escherhead...

Slayme:
Like Rob Halford, but has some slashes on his face.

Holding Fears:
Tall, long straight blonde hair. Maybe glasses too.

Memnoch:
A bit squab, about 20 cm long curly brown hair.

Couldn't think of any more right now...

BTW, I'm really interested how do you think I look like...

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Katham is the legendary Cheesy Sasquatch, HE roams the mountains looking for an internet connection, which he regularly steals from climbers on everest...
HE is one big hairy motherfucker and grunts a lot, he smells of cheese, hence Cheesy Sasquatch....


And no-ones done me!

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Yeah... Nearrrrrllyyyy... I really growl much, but I'm continuously stimpering too, that's why I have been banned from all pubs here.. (alright, not every, but at least 3 of them...) I don't smell like cheese btw, rather like...um... dunno...

BTW, I think you have green and yellow punkish hair, you are wearing flannel jackets, checked trousers with tons of safety pins, and you smell like beer...

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Your way off me dude, haha

Anyone else have another guess?

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BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD SON OF A BASTARD'S BASTARD'S BASTARD!

Yeah, it's true

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Hmmm, tall, blonde short hair, skinny, baggy cothing.

Fuckin A man, Halford rules!!

no one likes me

well i've seen some of you from the atmetal photobook.

i've never actually thought about the rest of ya though. Ya'll look like a bunch of letters typed on my screen.

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True, oh how true.

Nope

I'm tall and baggy clothing


Blonde short hair, and skinny are WAAAAAY off

I'm not fat, but i'm not skinny

But the hair thing....haha

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cthulhu dawn: a small kid....ughh, girly acting but doesn't realize it....

far_beyond_sane: (I agree with whoever siad it) looks like he's suprised at whatever he sees and must investigate.......sorta looks like Phil Anselmo at a glance...*note:at a glance*...

holding fears: average height, weight....ect...ugh, short dark hair and hunched over the keyboard of his computer...

wannabe: heh, some average guy that you would see on a summer day...woulnd't really even think he's into metal....and, with a cap on...

memnoch: heh, at a glance.......he looks alot like that guy from the movie "scream"
the guy that is the 2nd killer and acts goofy, you know that guy who plays Shaggy in the new scooby doo movie....exept with shorter hair....

father death: looks exactly like someone I know thats named Scott and goes to my school....exept the guy at my school has blonde hair and father death has black...and he thinks he's real cool for having a slightly long go-t thing...

atifman: a tall purple stuffed bear looking thing that likes to stand beside invisibly blurred people...

Oh yeah, almost forgot.......

metal phreak: looks exactly like kenny rogers...

Thanks.......man............

Funny, my name is Scott.

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SCOTT FROM CANADA!

"I HATE YOU TERRANCE AND PHILLIP! I hate you and I wish you both had cancer"

"Cancer?"

"Yes. In the head."

"Head cancer?"

Hahahahahahahahah silly flapping-headed little man

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DUDE!! FUCKIN A!! i can't believe you remember that! I thought i was the only one!!
'what are you doing scott?'
'i'm giving you cancer with my mind'

'head cancer?'

'ah, don't give ME cancer!'



and the ever classic:
"your a dick"
"no, your a dick"
"no, your a dick"
"your a dick"
your a dick"

http://webpages.charter.net/viscera...ebook/Reebo.jpg

I don't really remember it myself.......but still, DAMN YOU!!! BOTH OF YOU!!! (mostly sane though)

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the name's Baloo, son. and i ain't purple, i'm black.

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Hehehe, Escherhead

I'm haunted by that damn Shane Embury thing.....

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memnoch: someone with a "slayer"-shirt that´s too short, so you can see his gigantic beer-belly which rests on the keyboard.

walpurgis: because of this thread i have the imagination of a huge troll, like the one from "lord of the rings". Perhaps he looks not so dumb.

f_b_s: i know his photo, but without: an outback nerd.

atifman: winona´s big brown beaver.

the guy with the gigantic miniature hamster: exactly like this transgene animal.

*Def-ex*: the singer from nsync, just a bit more strange.

That should last for today.

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Haha, that sounds a little more like my true self. Cept me belly ain't that huge......yet.

And the n'sync thing.....B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L!!!!!!

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking hate Primus but that was still damn funny

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Atifman----indian


I am the prep-miester, bitches.....

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Read the pic title.

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I'm guessing Euronymous is the ugly one?

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Awright, searched for some pics, here are some ideas:

Wannabe:
Just like Slaytanic told.

Slaytaniac:
The second guy from the left, expect he never wears sunglasses.

MetalPoldi:
The one with the cap at the right.

The Crying Orc:
The second from the right.

Euronymus:
One at the right, expect he is a bit younger.

Father Death:
Somewhere between the left and the middle.

RomikQ:
Something like the biiiig Jim Withley

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@Katham: More the second one from the left of that pic. And you are the fat guy from "almoust famous". Don´t ask me what´s his name is. But it´s definately you, perhaps with red hair.


@f_b_s: SUCKER!!!! When i get you, you can find your pic on rotten.com!!!

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Ummm... I'm not fat...

Rather skinny, but no, not skinny neither.

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ok i imagine

far_beyond_sane: as a really tall guy with a brown goatee, and long blonde hair with a long sleeved black t-shirt with a inverted cross around his neck

memnoch: as a bloke around 5ft 6 with short black hair, with a t-shirt saying ''freak'' and looks a bit like the korn drummer.

walpurgis: as a medium height, with a skinhead, and a spliff in his hand.

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and i dont know much of the other forum people

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You couldn't be father from the truth.

First of all, i'm almost 6ft 2 inches.

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What´s 6 ft 2 inches about 1,90m? I´m 1,95m and 99 kg. How much is this in pound or whatever you have in the "new world".

@Katham: I meant Jack Black, i think.

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Let me check my old conversion table......well i can't find it....but i think it's about the same thing.

If i'm not mistaken, 1 meter is about 3.3 feet or so.....so i guess i'm around 1.8-1.9 meters. And i think i may be around the 85kg region. Not sure though.

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Medium height? Maybe...Skinhead? No, my hair's over a foot long, and what the hell is a spliff?

And I'm putting this up for my friend Suzie...it's the least I can do for her being my bitch, lol.

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i do believe a spliff is a joint bob.

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Spliff is the name of Busta Rhyme's right hand man, he's in the "Flip Mode Squad"

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It's a joint made with weed and tobacco, very strong shit. I hit it like a joint the first time, and my lungs burned for hours.

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You *are* a midget, aren't you...

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Copy and paste to the url line if the picture not works.

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shhhhhh......don't tell anyone!

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c'mon man. Ya gotta appreciate primus.

wynona's got herself a big brown beaver......

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I like Primus as background music or when i'm feeling jolly......it's not the type of music i would listen to just to listen to music.

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Uh uh dude, that's some of the most annoying shit I've ever heard...

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hmm.........so is that a good thing or a bad thing? i wish i knew what you were talking about

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Primus man.......PRIMUS!

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