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Old 2005-04-11, 14:07
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The New Improved Photoshop Thread

We used to have one of these, but it was months and months ago, and was also both gay and queer.

I have been procrastinating a little in recent days and thus my mind turns to trivia...
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-04-11, 15:00
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That picture of you snarling with your middle finger pointed skyward like some skinhead punk rocker wearing a butt plug is ripe for satirical photoshopping by anyone with mad skillz. Alas, I haven't any. You should do it. Make fun of yourself for the greater good of the forum.
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Old 2005-04-11, 15:12
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I'll think about it.

Is there a picture of you floating around?
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-04-11, 15:16
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What ever happened to that "new" photobook thread that was supposed to be made, with all posts including pics?
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Old 2005-04-11, 15:58
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haha steve i am home in my bathroom and you are in the library

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Old 2005-04-11, 16:11
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I'll think about it.

Is there a picture of you floating around?


http://img127.exs.cx/img127/4997/DSCN0403.jpg
http://img127.exs.cx/img127/2203/DSCN0404.jpg
http://img127.exs.cx/img127/2865/dscn0405b.jpg
http://img80.exs.cx/img80/3006/DSCN2038.jpg
http://img105.exs.cx/img105/910/dscn34271sg.jpg

Go nuts. If you can't find something to do with that last picture, then you can suck a mountain goat's spermy nutsack. Even Transient could make me look bad with that one.
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Old 2005-04-11, 16:35
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haha steve i am home in my bathroom and you are in the library

i win!



You have a computer in your bathroom now?! Haha did mommy come and get you from school





What about that photobook thread?
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Old 2005-04-11, 17:38
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i am home in my bathroom


We did not need to know that.
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Old 2005-04-11, 17:42
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hahaha i mean bathROBE
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Old 2005-04-11, 17:49
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Here's a before and after for starters. More shit coming soon.
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Old 2005-04-11, 18:54
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Old 2005-04-11, 19:10
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erm, did you photoshop that poster>?
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Old 2005-04-11, 20:58
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Old 2005-04-11, 21:03
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Old 2005-04-12, 01:42
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This is a really weird random picture I edited a while back.
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Old 2005-04-12, 01:43
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No fucking postwhoring in this thread! Jesus Christ! You clueless chimps!

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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-04-12, 03:00
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I'll put this one of myself up since my co-workers went to so much trouble to make it...
 
Old 2005-04-12, 07:37
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this is one of my business cards that I designed.
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Old 2005-04-12, 07:53
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Old 2005-04-12, 09:05
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Old 2005-04-13, 02:15
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Well, your mad 1337 grapfix skillz sure put me in my place. Way to MS Paint, knobfondle.

I'm working on a Chris R. but it will have to wait a few days until I have some proper free time.

A sneak preview? It's funny.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-04-13, 03:23
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Well, your mad 1337 grapfix skillz sure put me in my place. Way to MS Paint, knobfondle.

I'm working on a Chris R. but it will have to wait a few days until I have some proper free time.

A sneak preview? It's funny.


It wasn't MS Paint, you douche gargler. I utilized the mighty powers of Arcsoft Photo Studio 2000. When reading the previous sentence, make sure the words 'mighty powers' reverberate in your head, because that's how I intended it.
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Old 2005-04-13, 03:32
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Im tempted to merge your and f_b_s's pictures togeater so it apears he is sodomizing you - especialy the ones where you have a somewhat supprised grin on your face, but I am too lazy, so you will just have to imagine it.
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Old 2005-04-13, 04:42
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Old 2005-04-13, 04:47
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Old 2005-04-13, 05:24
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Old 2005-04-13, 05:47
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Old 2005-04-13, 06:18
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Old 2005-04-13, 06:38
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I have no idea what he's doing, but I figured I should get in at least one good shot before he levels me with raw pwnage.
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Old 2005-04-13, 11:04
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I gave up a bit on this one. I've lost my touch to a depressing extent.

Still, ha.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-04-13, 11:57
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Old 2005-04-13, 13:18
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sorry, it had to be done...

i would like you all to meet marigold, Presidentess of the protection of battered wives society...

marigold

she says her husbands only good with his right hook.


heres a flyer i did for my band axe attack.
Axe Attack!

and because im a good sport, i found the two worst pictures of me i could.

me1
me2
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Old 2005-04-13, 13:22
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Old 2005-04-13, 14:30
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I think I fixed it... think...

Yo.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2005-04-13, 14:49
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I think I fixed it... think...

Yo.


You know, that pigeon makes the whole thing work.
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Old 2005-04-13, 15:47
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sorry, it had to be done...

i would like you all to meet marigold, Presidentess of the protection of battered wives society...

marigold

she says her husbands only good with his right hook.


heres a flyer i did for my band axe attack.
Axe Attack!

and because im a good sport, i found the two worst pictures of me i could.

me1
me2


Justice has been deserved.
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Old 2005-04-13, 21:49
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not my work but
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Old 2005-04-13, 22:01
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That's a nice piece of work right there.
 
Old 2005-04-13, 22:08
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Old 2005-04-13, 22:32
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I was about 15
Vacation Bible School talent show.....tribute to Slash
Singing GNR "Used to love her but had to kill her"
Things were never the same after that.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/biafra/bcc1.jpg





(in reality I was attempting Heartbreaker by Pat Benetar.....about 3 applauded)
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Old 2005-04-13, 22:38
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Old 2005-04-13, 22:44
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Newest way to add some ATTITUDE to your distortion.

Plug and play!

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Old 2005-04-13, 22:55
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I know I'm a TARD......just having fun is all.....

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Old 2005-04-13, 23:11
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Haha, do me, do me!

Your FIRST captive audiance......heh
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Old 2005-04-13, 23:17
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Old 2005-04-14, 02:15
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That would have been twice as funny with more homoerotica.

"MetalTwinks"?
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Old 2005-04-14, 04:03
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Ha ha ha ha, classy. Though god knows why you skipped Darko and put the bloke from Cephalic Carnage instead.

Actually, wait - that is understandable.
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Old 2005-04-14, 04:10
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Ha ha ha ha, classy. Though god knows why you skipped Darko and put the bloke from Cephalic Carnage instead.

Actually, wait - that is understandable.

Honestly...I didnt know that guy....and am still trying to match faces with names.....VERY hard with a photoalbum with 20 random comments between every pic.

Sorry Darko...and anyone else.

 
Old 2005-04-14, 04:27
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Honestly...I didnt know that guy....and am still trying to match faces with names.....VERY hard with a photoalbum with 20 random comments between every pic.

Sorry Darko...and anyone else.



Don't feel bad, I've known these people for years and I still can't identify most of those pics.
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Old 2005-04-14, 04:36
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Look at this ugly cunt!

im having a hard time figuring out, whether that cunt has a cunt.. or not.
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Old 2005-04-14, 04:52
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Old 2005-04-14, 04:56
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Old 2005-04-14, 05:02
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Now it's fucking kangaroo.

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Old 2005-04-14, 06:42
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That's a wallaby, by the look of it. Evil looking creature. I wouldn't lower myself to dicking it.
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Old 2005-04-14, 16:05
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Old 2005-04-14, 17:13
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Am I the only one who thinks this show would kick some Nielsen ass? Show it right after Will & Grace and NBC would clean up, boy!

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That's a wallaby, by the look of it. Evil looking creature. I wouldn't lower myself to dicking it.


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Old 2005-04-14, 17:50
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This one isn't all that original, but I did add some nice carnage and ghoriness to it that was lacking from the original.
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Old 2005-04-14, 17:52
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I didn't do this one, I just found it on my computer. Still looks pretty cool though.
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Old 2005-04-14, 17:54
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These two I'm pretty proud of. Hand drawn w/pencil, scanned, and colored in Photoshop. Stayed up all damn night doing the coloring. Got no sleep whatsoever. Some of the works suffered a bit because of that, but still it's not too bad. Hell, I'd even dare say it's good.
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Old 2005-04-14, 17:55
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This is a work in progess.
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Old 2005-04-14, 18:59
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whos the 2nd and 4th guy ? (top row)
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Old 2005-04-14, 19:04
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...um/DanesPic.jpg

Logo I made for my friend's band

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Old 2005-04-14, 19:51
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whos the 2nd and 4th guy ? (top row)


The 2nd guy is Drag the Waters I think. What about that 2nd "guy" on the bottom row?
 
Old 2005-04-14, 20:11
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thats sandorinos (do you remember him?)
i think the 4th guy might be memnoch or one of the other old mods
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Old 2005-04-14, 21:58
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I have no clue....I simply pilaged through the photoalbum.....wasnt paying attention to WHO I was spoofing other than one or two of you all.

 
Old 2005-04-15, 01:37
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someone try me, im not gonna have time in the next 2 days to do anything, fucking school projects, unless i pull an all nighter (not what it sounds like) tonight.
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Old 2005-04-15, 02:46
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You look like Tom Araya/Zach de la Rocha
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Old 2005-04-15, 02:47
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Are you part Hispanic?
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Old 2005-04-15, 02:51
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I believe he's half guatemalan or something.
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Old 2005-04-15, 04:01
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The 4th is one of the blokes from Cephalic Carnage.
 
Old 2005-04-15, 04:11
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oh haha
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Old 2005-04-15, 05:11
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The 4th is one of the blokes from Cephalic Carnage.
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Are you part hispanic?

yeah. im from guatemala, both sides mother/father.
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Old 2005-04-16, 03:04
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I have no clue....I simply pilaged through the photoalbum.....wasnt paying attention to WHO I was spoofing other than one or two of you all.



That 4th picture is of Darko and Zac from Cephalic Carnage.. you cut Darko's head out.

Good job!
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Old 2005-04-16, 03:30
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Old 2005-04-16, 03:53
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Eh, my shitty paint skills:
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I could have swore you were gonna make him sucking a dick

EDIT: Just saw Blizzard's post
 
Old 2005-04-16, 04:09
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Old 2005-04-16, 04:15
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That picture was definitely begging for a cock, but I'll be nice to you...
 
Old 2005-04-16, 04:40
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Now that's more like it.
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dude, you look exactly like my older brother when he was my age and white skin. unfortunately, i dont have a pic of him at that age. he saw this pic and it startled him a bit.
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Old 2005-04-16, 05:19
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ROFL Blizzy!


Dude, I'm not Jewish!

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dude, you look exactly like my older brother when he was my age and white skin. unfortunately, i dont have a pic of him at that age. he saw this pic and it startled him a bit.


Haha cool. I'm well known for my snow-white skin!
 
Old 2005-04-17, 02:55
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Awesome.


I was waiting for somebody to add Krispy Kremes to the picture. We don't actually have any Krispy Kremes around here, but fuck if I didn't laugh my ass off anyway.

For future note, people, add some cheeseburgers. That's the fatty food I indulge in, not doughnuts (or cake, you kangaroo fucker Jim). Here's some great links- http://images.google.com/images?svn...ger&btnG=Search
http://images.google.com/images?svn...aco&btnG=Search
http://images.google.com/images?q=p...G=Search+Images
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http://images.google.com/images?q=b...en&lr=&safe=off
http://images.google.com/images?svn...hut&btnG=Search

Also, I know there are lots of burger chain restaurants down south, out west, and in the midwest, places like White Castle, and even though I've never eaten there, feel free to use those too. Be creative.
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How is it that you type in "cheeseburger", and a pic. of a woman's ass w/ her cunt exposed comes out? Haha this is like the funniest pic. I've ever seen.
http://fromwayaway.typepad.com/main...heeseburger.jpg
 
Old 2005-04-17, 03:34
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How is it that you type in "cheeseburger", and a pic. of a woman's ass w/ her cunt exposed comes out?

who cares why it does, just enjoy it
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Old 2005-04-17, 04:04
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How is it that you type in "cheeseburger", and a pic. of a woman's ass w/ her cunt exposed comes out?

Maybe it's an evolution of Sam Kinison's grilled cheese sandwich joke...
 
Old 2005-04-17, 06:26
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Awesome.


That shit's just wrong, man. Funny as hell, though. Good one.
 
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How is it that you type in "cheeseburger", and a pic. of a woman's ass w/ her cunt exposed comes out? Haha this is like the funniest pic. I've ever seen.
http://fromwayaway.typepad.com/main...heeseburger.jpg


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
good lord, i havent had a laugh like that since....fucking, damn
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How is it that you type in "cheeseburger", and a pic. of a woman's ass w/ her cunt exposed comes out?


you don't see anything there that looks slightly like a hamburger? http://www.hangoverguide.com/in/mag...heeseburger.jpg
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Old 2005-04-17, 17:58
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ya get the point
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Old 2005-04-17, 18:18
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Haha GD, do you remember when I thought you were Mexican? Not really a photoshop pic, but still:

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