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2005-03-28, 17:08
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Lo, they do call to me...
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chainsaw buttsex
fluids topped
engine primed
anal lube?
not this time
pull the cord
chain goes taut
ill shove it in-
to your stinkpot
chainsaw buttsex
fuck your cunt next
sharp teeth dissect
making me erect
rectum ripped to shreds
pervers sodomy
rev the engine as i push
into your bleeding ass
moaning in agony
your cries stimulate
shit, blood, and skin fly
from the chainsaw rape
CHAINSAW BUTTSEX
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2005-03-29, 13:05
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That was warpedly disgustingly funny. You really need to lay off the bad drugs.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-03-29, 14:58
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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You rock!
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2005-03-29, 15:09
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Post-whore
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2005-03-29, 23:16
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That is awesomeness.
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2005-04-01, 12:36
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I can see it now. Your chaptered prose you're posting will be made into a movie when it's done and this will be the end song. heehee 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-04-01, 15:00
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That's a lot like my song "Chainsaw Sodomy" I wrote when I was in a gore metal band. Still good, just sucks that someone had the same idea as me. Oh well, great minds think alike I guess. 
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2005-04-01, 15:52
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Lo, they do call to me...
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That's a lot like my song "Chainsaw Sodomy" I wrote when I was in a gore metal band. Still good, just sucks that someone had the same idea as me. Oh well, great minds think alike I guess. |
very nice.
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2005-04-01, 16:22
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2005-04-05, 06:03
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fluids topped
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pull the cord
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ill shove it in-
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2005-04-20, 00:03
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oh my satan!
that was the most badass shit ive read EVER!!! ur a fucking genious
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2005-04-24, 18:39
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2005-04-27, 00:33
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How did I miss this....
Excellent!
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2005-04-27, 01:16
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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Whatever it is that you're smoking, I want a pound of it on my front door tomorrow.
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2005-04-27, 02:18
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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DAMN THATS HOTT!! (WITH TWO T'S!!)
I'm gonna dry hump the couch now.
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2005-04-27, 02:42
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Muffin Ass
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That was warpedly disgustingly funny. You really need to lay off the bad drugs.
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2005-04-27, 05:38
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You, good sir, are a fucking genious.
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2005-04-27, 05:44
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Lo, they do call to me...
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heh, i have actually been writing more serious material recently, i will post some of it later, prolly tomorrow.
thanks for the comments
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2005-04-27, 06:18
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That was really creative! Sounds weird, but it was. Moments Of Genious, I say!
(which is a track from the Shine soundtrack, so you should all go buy the movie and soundtrack right now)
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2005-04-27, 23:24
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Let's celebrate your lyrical genius!
uh, no wait, I lied.
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2005-05-02, 14:25
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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I'm going to make a song to these lyrics.
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2005-05-08, 09:20
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Originally Posted by MoonRaven
fluids topped
engine primed
anal lube?
not this time
pull the cord
chain goes taut
ill shove it in-
to your stinkpot
chainsaw buttsex
fuck your cunt next
sharp teeth dissect
making me erect
rectum ripped to shreds
pervers sodomy
rev the engine as i push
into your bleeding ass
moaning in agony
your cries stimulate
shit, blood, and skin fly
from the chainsaw rape
CHAINSAW BUTTSEX
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Good.Shit.dude...........
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2005-05-10, 22:36
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slack as fuck
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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2005-05-28, 19:28
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Awesome! Not only was it well written, it was also hilarious. You must use this for a short grind/death song, it would kick ass.
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2005-05-29, 01:22
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I didn't really think it was that great
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