started in the RTT, i thought this might be a bit of fun. note: "eizzle" is pronounced "izzle", and "eigger" is pronounced "igger." cheesy as all hell.
yo homies
i'm the #1 pimpin' eskimo
we're the best, we'll show yo
with our 50 words for snow
you fuck with us, don't play it low
our huskies will bite and scratch
your ass up good
until you've understood
that we're in tha hood
and only then, you could
join us for hoes and shooting up and taboo
cos we're totally in tha igloo
but until you prove
that you're blood bleeds true
whatchu gonna do
when tha south side eskimos come for you?
fo shizzle my eizzle, this is our song
so you know when you do wrong
it won't be long
before you'll need the tongs
to totally retrieve my fist from your throat
and we'll go and gloat
that it floats
our boat
to make the northside pussies need an antidote
rugged up in our coats
as those idiot metalheads drink blood from a goat
our polar bears will crush your weak ass into dust
you must
know that it's just
when we make your ass bust
when its us
you could play it cool with and trust
so your useless corpse will turn to rust
cos we're cooler than southern winter nights
smoother than the northern lights
our homies make a very scary sight
so don't you go and pick a fight
with us, it just won't be right
when you're laying there beaten and dying from frostbite
beaten by tha esky's power and might
covered in a blanket of white
it's not quite
the end you'd have hoped for
but crossed the wrong eiggers for sure
fool, i almost pity your poor
punk ass lying on the floor
practically askin' for more
as your cold skin bleeds red raw
now this songs becoming quite a bore
so i'll finish it there as it's probably lost any sad, humorous appeal by now.
