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Old 2005-03-21, 17:24
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Squalling meatsack

i hate babies
and i hate kids
they whine and cry
and smell like shit
carry it with you
a parasitic stain
shoulda got a hanger and
scrambled up its brain

every time i pass a kid
bad thoughts come with a smile
screw the song
save a parent
eat a fucking child

shotgun abortion
put a baby on a spike
destroying squalling meatsacks
is what i really like.
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Old 2005-03-22, 00:19
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OMG ! That was funny!!! It was so disgusting it made me laugh! My friend has been sending me Stephen Lynch songs and they're bad like this only he's obviously doing it for humor purposes. Boinking your mom(Mother's Day), going to the pub when the ole lady's raggin' and naggin', and kids' songs about superheroes like Immigration Dude, Buttsexman and Pussyman.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-03-22, 16:16
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
OMG ! That was funny!!! It was so disgusting it made me laugh! My friend has been sending me Stephen Lynch songs and they're bad like this only he's obviously doing it for humor purposes. Boinking your mom(Mother's Day), going to the pub when the ole lady's raggin' and naggin', and kids' songs about superheroes like Immigration Dude, Buttsexman and Pussyman.

yeah, im going for a mix of stephen lynch and anal cunt
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Old 2005-03-22, 19:46
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I think you did that and did it well.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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