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2005-03-19, 11:21
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A little joke
PLEASE NOTE: WILL ONLY MAKE GOOD SENSE TO PEOPLE FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM.
Subject: Shopping
Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. ?4.50 please.
Customer: Thanks
Last edited by poultonjoe : 2005-03-19 at 11:42.
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2005-03-19, 11:29
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That's so gay, it literally is not funny. Seriously. I mean.... Dude.
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2005-03-19, 11:40
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Originally Posted by Infinity
That's so gay, it literally is not funny. Seriously. I mean.... Dude.
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first of all, arsehole, if you were English you would understand that all of these lines have been taken of the shelfs due to them containing a red die that can cause cancer yet the irony is that they still refrain from removing ciggarettes.
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2005-03-19, 11:51
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I got the so called 'joke'. Its not funny.
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2005-03-19, 12:26
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yea so this is the guitar forum right...?
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2005-03-19, 13:02
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^^^ more funny than anything else 
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2005-03-19, 13:11
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Originally Posted by Infinity
That's so gay, it literally is not funny. Seriously. I mean.... Dude.
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he's right. that is gayer than boy george, elton john and freddie mercury put together in one big orgy fest. not to mention you placed it in the wrong forum.
i have an even funnier joke: poultonjoe! |
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2005-03-19, 13:30
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Okay..............................is that supossed to be funny?
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2005-03-19, 14:05
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who, me or revoulton-joe?
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2005-03-19, 14:41
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Originally Posted by andrewc
who, me or revoulton-joe?
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hahaha!!! lmao
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2005-03-19, 14:52
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2005-03-19, 16:20
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Originally Posted by andrewc
who, me or revoulton-joe?
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that was classic 
well, iv'e noticed one thing....the shittest threads are the ones that get the most posts :P |
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2005-03-19, 18:31
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actually no, if ou notice the Ran guitar thread and the RTT and all those other nice threads have the most posts. And this isnt a joke, its a more a reality check, but you made us relize it in a very faggot way, plus this is the GUITAR ZONE, if you were gonna make a "joke post" do it in an RTT, but this thing is so shitty it doesnt deserve its own thread, much less to be posted in an RTT, so take your jokes over to the 50 cent forums or somthing, maybe they will like it.
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2005-03-19, 18:54
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Let me just say that when it comes to jokes,get some George Carlin or something.You're worse than Frasier my man.And it is the guitar forum.
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2005-03-20, 17:05
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haha, i see wat u mean
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2005-03-21, 08:59
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haha, i see wat u mean
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aha, an English person finally
just thank god your not ALL german 
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2005-03-21, 09:30
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I found it moderately ammusing, so fuck you all!
but that doesn't change the fact that you put it in the wrong place?
By what logic do you put a joke about food scares in the section labeled: "Guitar Forum - Here is where you talk about guitars and guitar related stuff"
From what i remember useit.com did a study of various types of users and found that 92% of all internet users are confident to use scrollbars and search functions when they see them, how come only people in the 8% come here?
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2005-03-22, 19:44
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Hahaha. I thought that was quite funny. Sudan Red is barely dangerous anyway.
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