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2005-03-17, 16:20
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Old People
Old people smell like cheese
old people smell like fish
old people are incontinent
so they always smell like shit
some old people are angry
some are really nice
some are lactose intolerant
and drink milk made out of rice
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2005-03-17, 17:56
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Death to all but metal!
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And some smell like brillo pads! Not bad viking dude.
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2005-03-17, 18:37
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haha, wait till you get old dude!
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2005-03-17, 19:22
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2005-03-17, 19:46
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OMG!! (L,B'XXX sniffs around her to see if it's true.) I must not be that old yet.
I'm glad you didn't get too belligerent and kept it light-hearted since hopefully you'll be old someday.  That was very amusing. I liked it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-03-17, 19:53
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I'm an old fart
Yes I are
I keep my teeth
In a jar
bjh
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-03-18, 00:00
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you should have added stuff about their outstanding driving abilities
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2005-03-18, 05:44
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and how it wasn't like this in their day. you could leave your front door open when you left your house, and you could buy a 3 course meal for 20 cents.
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2005-03-18, 07:38
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Old people smell like cheese
old people smell like fish
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fuck, my crotch smells like that.
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2005-03-18, 07:40
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A reference to colostomy bags would be pleasant.
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2005-03-18, 08:07
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fuck, my crotch smells like that.
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2005-03-18, 15:17
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Wearing socks that don't match. Hitting people with canes. Calling the cops on people for odd reasons like taking down a table in the living room to vacuum... (oh wait, that was my grandma...nevermind)
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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