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2005-03-15, 16:31
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Lo, they do call to me...
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i like fat chicks(the more the merrier)
kind of an anal cunt type of song
vuluptuous, standing there
eyeing me like a t-bone steak
48 DDD's, so tempting
a chance i just might take
i spy your curves
plenty to spare
imagine resting on
your huge derriere
I LIKE FAT CHICKS
the more the merrier
I LIKE FAT CHICKS
the skinnies are scarier
you may be big
especially your ass
atleast i know
you wont break in half
take you home
lay you down
your portly puss
i proceed to pound
I LIKE FAT CHICKS
the more the merrier
I LIKE FAT CHICKS
with pet terriers
if you like fast food, then i like you
you've got bigger calves than a petting zoo
sucking on your utters, food for three
if you like assholes, then you'll like me
I LIKE FAT CHICKS
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Last edited by MoonRaven : 2005-03-16 at 18:57.
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2005-03-15, 20:40
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Bwahahahahah!  Good shit.
I sang it to myself in a Elvis Presley-ish blues style, haha, hilarious.  |
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2005-03-15, 20:47
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Seems too long to be an Anal Cunt song, but still funny as hell.
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2005-03-15, 20:52
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I am a tax on the world..
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-03-16, 01:26
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Vaginal Warts
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Yes! 
That poem gives me disturbing images, man.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2005-03-16, 09:54
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Life is pain.
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We should have an anal cunt type stupid song thread.
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2005-03-16, 10:14
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yeah!!!!
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2005-03-16, 10:53
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Life is pain.
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Ok I say this should be the AxCx thread
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2005-03-16, 16:11
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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That was hilarious. But when you mentioned the pet terrier all I could think of was the cartoon of the lady hanging the 'lost dog' poster and the little dog is actually stuck between the plump butt cheeks of her dress.
Really good one. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-03-16, 18:58
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Lo, they do call to me...
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UPDATE: finished the song yesterday, 4 added lines
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2005-03-17, 03:00
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Yer nuckin' futz. heehee Great job.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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