Mac and Cheese!

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Subway

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Ol' Skanky Sarah from my street charges £40 for that particular service. For an extra £10 she'll let you bust a nut in her ass whilst she yells "I'm lovin' it!"

I'm surprised a fitness buff such as yourself is eating that tripe, though!

at that size you need to eat everything you come across, paddy.

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mac and cheese is loaded with carbs and protein! sure there fat in it, but i have a low body fat % so i'm not really worried about that

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Stoffer's lasagna and a pepsi.

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I generally shy away from eating the things I've come across (except girls' assholes).

Ba-dum, tish!

Fuck, nice one. I may get into this body-building lark if I can still eat my beloved fatty yumtimes. Just do enough exercise to burn off the 40lbs of fried chicken anus I intake every day and Bob's your uncle with the wandering hands who never looks you in the eye.

I had chilli con carne today (the carne being pork fillet), and it was hot enough to melt the enamel off of a bathtub. Looks like I'll be wearing my patented asbestos underwear for the next few days, this stuff has a half-life which technically makes me illegal in Kurdistan.

I haven't had lasagne in years, I really must make (by which I mean "watch as my mum makes") a batch of it one of these days

And you wonder why your insides don't work right? You need to cool yer jets in the gastronomic department.

I bet you'd like Mexican lasagne, too. Same idea only using tortilla strips instead of noodles and adding salsa and cheddar cheese with whatever meat you want. Horse, skunk, newt, whatever. It's good stuff.

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Sounds like you ate some of my chili. For sure I make the best Chili con Carnage! I`ll make some for all of you. You will fucking love me that`s for sure!

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HAHAHA!!

Ordered pizza yesterday (classic with salame) and today there will be salmon on my plate!

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Mmmmm, salmon is great
Come visit my province someday, we have the big fuckers here
http://www.bcadventure.com/bonchovyfishing/

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aw shit I had some great Halibut this weekend! There was rice on the side that somehow tasted like alfredo pasta, and the salad with blue cheese was great as well.

I wish the satisfaction I got from that meal carried over... it really doesn't mean shit now, damnit.

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Haha, that's so true. In some ways I find eating overrated, because a few hours after I have a good meal I've forgotten all about it and it doesn't make my night any better

Alcohol is different however... I find even if I only have one or two casual drinks, I feel really well for the rest of the night.

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When I`m well again , I will fuck myself through the whole world history!
Ehm yeah my mum made meatballs (HAHAHAHAHA).

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What the heck does that mean, Gomli? SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

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Fantastic. Then when you do get over here, you can make yourself unwell all over again

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Ive been eating pasta, nuked hot dogs, and milk for the past few days. not to mention moldy orange juice.

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That can't be healthy.

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penicllin cocktail?

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Haha If he ever met Paddy, he'd certainly need one afterward.

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roflcopter!!!!1!!#

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tru dat.

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yeah. i think i got a cold from it

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Ate one of the frozen Parmesan Chicken pizzas from Wal-Mart last night. It was pretty good. Enjoyed the blend of cheese.

I don't know why but that kinda made me lol. Frozen pizza is decent. I usually just buy those Little Ceasars 5$ pizzas.

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As soon as I realised that you can order a Dominos pizza without any cheese on it, and that you can do it over the internet, I spunked 4lbs of clotted cheddar all over my keyboard. I can't really stomach cheese nor indeed milk, for several reasons:

1. It smells and tastes far too similar to a sweaty old man's sack. I have a simple rule when it comes to food: never eat anything which smells worse on the way in than it does on the way out
2. It comes from a cow's tits. If you're gonna drink another animal's bodily fluids at least stick to your own fucking species rather than draining the meat-bags of shit-kicking, field-dwelling imbecile, which is what I find strange about the whole affair - drinking human milk is considered "weird"!
3. Milk-burps are quite possibly the worst smelling/tasting thing on the menu
4. Cheese is a living organism, many forms of which have colonies of tiny beetle-like insects in them which burrow a network of catacombs throughout it, and many people encourage the development of these insect societies because it adds to the flavour - oh yes please, I'll have some of that alongside my pepperoni! NOT! I WAS KIDDING!
5. Foodstuffs which are considered better after they've been left out in the open for a month and have grown a patchy blue fungus on it are clearly not fit for human consumption
6. The taste left in your mouth after eating cheese or drinking milk is as persistent, salty and bitter as when there's a bukkake in your mouth and everyone's invited

Fuck cheese and the horse it rode in on. FUCK milk and the aged, flaccid tits from which it spunked.

Italian sub

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fuck yea

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Paddy, you have anger issues and it sounds like you were a bottle baby, too.

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I admit that I don't know what a bottle baby is.

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Nah, I was breast fed, and I'd still rather suck my own mother's baps than to allow some mindless, wandering ungulate to drop a load on my cornflakes.

Did you know cornflakes were designed by some puritanical nutjob to act as a libido-pacifier? In other words, by the time you finished working your way through this utterly boring breakfast cereal you'd pretty much not be in the mood for a wank for the rest of the day. That's a fuckin' true story. LOOK IT UP IF YA DON'T BELIEVE ME

Come over to my house dressed as a baby and I'll show you.

sounds like a plan, Paddy...

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cut your dick off and SQUEEZE the juicies out

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haha I manage Little Caesars. :P

or just a case of the picky eaters

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I'll eat just about anything that isn't a congealed, crusty by-product of something else or that hasn't been squeezed from a puckered body cavity or nipple. Your smegma-buttered cock and its rich, salty goodness being an exception

Sounds reasonable. I don't eat anything that comes from the sea, its just so repulsive and nasty smelling id rather eat out a 50 year old thai hooker. so I actually just smashed my own balls with a hammer.

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Graham crackers were invented as a tool to discourage alcohol consumption. Heck, I like corn flakes -especially the new honey corn flakes that stay crunchy - and I love graham crackers either dunked in milk or with peanutbutter. Yum.

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Pain olympics part 3`?

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I doubt it. He probably just likes doing it.

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I've been thinking about chopping off my left butt cheek and oven-roasting it. Any tips?

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1. get someone to do it for you. I can't stress this enough when it comes to obtaining the meat. I tried, and ended up not cutting off the whole butcheek. With some assistance, you can have more meat to eat.
2. choose your seasoning wisely. a seasoning with too much garlic or other spices can really irritate your modest guests.
3. don't over roast it! its better to under-roast, as this is always juicier, even if you do get salmonella it would be well worth the flavor.
4. occasionally open the oven a crack to let the aroma float around your house. smells awesome, bro.

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well if you are a skinny fellow, you may want to brine the meat for a day or two. I'd hate for your ass cheek to dry out during the roasting process.

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Cool, good tips to know. Thanks to both of you

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You want tips for your butt cheek? Most that I've seen have been more rounded and not suited to tips. Now if you'd said left man boob I might see a need for tips.

7-string, if you keep basting it with the drippings it won't dry out as much.

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Marinate it in sesame seamen. Gives it a sweet and sour taste. I love Chinese butt roast.

The butt cheek is very fat. Good for taste but not really healthy at all. Try a piece out of your calf (you know this piece of flesh right there ). More like a filet yummy!!

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Req, I am not going to go looking for Sea Men! I will not be adding human flesh to this besides my own. I'm also not going to do any testing, I'm going straight for the buns.

On another note: for breakfast this morning I had potatoes and eggs mixed with hotdogs... weird for the morning.

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My breakfast was a cup of tea and a bananananana

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What kind of filet is that? There's a friggin' bone in it! Blech!

I just had some homemade chicken noodle soup and a bologna and cheese sandwich.

I have a bad cold and feel like crap on a stick.

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I so want that to be a euphemism.

I like your party avatar, Paddy.

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It's gone now, PARTY'S OVER

I'm currently stuffing my face with the Lindor chocolates I got for my birthday. Fuckin' good eatin', lemme tell ya!

I`m going to make some of my peppers and meat.

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That sounds so delicious that I'm not even going to spoil it by making jokes about penises. What sort of meat are you using?

I'm still eating Lindor chocolates. I'm starting to feel a bit sick...but there are only 5 left, so...you know...

ME ME ME SEND THEM TO ME!!!! Your hands are clean, aren't they? The only chocolate I have in the house are chips and Ovaltine.

I made upsidedown pizza last night and it was really good stuff. Some of the best I made and the guys liked it cuz there's no leftovers today.

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Home made chili today. Crackers on the side. I have to take a crockpot of it to a craft fair tomorrow so I made an extra big pot of it. Good stuff!

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This time I used "Kasseler" .
On x-mas we always eat this kind of meat. We smear the crust of it with honey and get it real crispy in the oven. Believe me it`s godlike

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"Scott Tenorman Surprise" doesn't really work if you just use neighbourhood dogs. That said, there's an almost poetic irony to feeding old women their own spaniels, given that they're probably so well fed themselves at the hands of their childless owners that it'll be the most tender, tasty craft fair chilli Ohio has ever seen.

That looks fuckin' tasty, man. Sounds similar to the ham and gammon we have for Christmas - glaze so shiny and thick you could hold the Olympic ice-skating finals on it. SCORE!!

So do you prepare the meat yourself? I think someone somewhere at some time mentioned the idea of a cookery/recipe thread, maybe we should start one. The current thread could probably be "upgraded" to allow general food talk, as opposed to simply listing the things we just ate, but I don't know which would be preferable. Discuss!

In the meantime, I'm gonna run up a batch of my patented kamikaze beans 'n' sausages, which is essentially a tin of beans, 6 - 8 sausages and about an inch of ground, black pepper. When you start dealing in inches rather than spoonfuls you know you're in for a real treat, as is your colon and/or cleaning lady.

For sure it is!


Yeah my parents just buy this whole piece of meat and then they can fucking leave the kitchen and leave me alone with this wonderful thing

I think the recipe thread isn`t such a bad idea. Just think of this guy :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mB8rpjh-Vw

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link doesn't work anymore. is it like glazed/pork ham? we usually have ham for xmas and snitzchels for new year's for some reason.

anyways I just ate 3 double cheeseburgers and a tall glass of chocolate milk. gonna push to 190

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I think that was Bass Behemoth before he sold out to da man and cut his locks. What the heck was that guy making? It looked like a recipe for noodle pudding, but I've only had an awful recipe and seen one with cinnamon, not feta.


Kasseler -KASSELER RIPPCHEN COOKED & SMOKED

This is a loin of pork which has been cured, smoked and cooked. It can be served cold, or cut into chops quickly heated in frying pan with butter or heated in sauerkraut. (Schlachtplatte) http://www.schallerweber.com/cookedsmokedmeats.html

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Yeah that`s it pretty much but mine looks tastier

http://www.der-erfolg-gibt-recht.de...r-schneiden.JPG

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