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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Hahaha damnn dude, you must be living the gamers life. You might as well start playing full time and go pro, fuck trade school! 
My parents have a 52" down in the living room. I love bringing my ps3 down there when they're gone for the day or whatever. The one thing that sucks though is there's a noticeable lag time between my ps3 controller and the actual reaction of it on the screen. I tried looking it up online and I guess certain tvs just have a little trouble with that.
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Exe - My new tv is at the end of my bed..almost hurts a little. That is quite strange that you'd get lag while playing..is it an older model?
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Nothing I didn't know already.
Exe - My new tv is at the end of my bed..almost hurts a little. That is quite strange that you'd get lag while playing..is it an older model? |
It's actually pretty much a brand new tv, we got it last summer. Must not be meant for gaming or something? I'll check the brand/model tomorrow and edit this post with it. I used to bring it down and get housed in Call of Duty WaW because of the damn controller lag! The Sony i've got in my room works completely fine though so it's all good 
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haha, I really don't make a lot of money. $10 an hour/42 paid hours a week. Like I said, I'm still living at home so I've been spending quite freely. My car is paid for, so the only things draining me by the month are insurance, cable, and gym(plus supplements) bills. It's going to change now that I have to save for school.
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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Security for CN's autoport. Driving around in a company civic making sure no one steals $50,000-$500,000 cars..the lot/dock is worth a few hundred million dollars. Not to mention everyone of the potentially 6000 imports are unlocked, keys in them. Didn't hear that from me. I should be getting wayyyyyyy more than I make. 
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Security for CN's autoport. Driving around in a company civic making sure no one steals $50,000-$500,000 cars..the lot/dock is worth a few hundred million dollars. Not to mention everyone of the potentially 6000 imports are unlocked, keys in them. Didn't hear that from me. I should be getting wayyyyyyy more than I make.
I'll post some pics of some of the cars we get in soon..Porche GT3's, Mercades SL 63 AMG, Mercades SLS, Audi r8, Lamborghini Murcielago's. |
Humm...So how many times do you drive back and forth? Time intervals?
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Shit man can`t you get arrested for posting this pics on the internet?
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What pictures?
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A woman I worked with had a son about 25 on the slower side and one day he parked a really nice, brand new Chevy in her driveway. She asked him where it came from because he didn't have any money. He told her the lot it came from so she called them and asked them if they were missing such and such a Chevy from their lot. They didn't think so, but checked where it should have been. They left keys in their cars and he'd gone to the back of the lot and just drove it off and to his house. They wanted to know how she knew and she sarcastically said it was sitting in her driveway!
He ended up in court, house arrest, revoked license for awhile, but they got the grand theft dropped. I don't remember how, but it might have been his mental condition.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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http://www.littlewoods.com/rf/p.do?...tial&SNu=pca_id
My current acoustic, which was a free gift from a friend who gave up trying to learn guitar after 2 weeks, finally succumbed to the ravages of time and my fist. I had one acoustic before that, which has been soaking up the rays in Mexico for the past 8 years, the lucky wanker that it is. It was a cutaway, and the free one from my friend wasn't, so I can finally play the higher frets again! Excelsior! |
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Acoustic guitars rule. I was just gifted with one. I luuuuuv it
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Very true. Nothing comes close to the sound of an acoustic, and I've yet to hear a half-decent simulation of one. I have a DigiTech GNX4 which has an acoustic guitar bank, and it sounds like someone shaking a beehive under water.
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Haha that reminds me of one dude at a local instrument trading store. He came in and said he wanted to switch between clean and distorted sound and bought an acoustic simulator pedal for 25 / $30 / 19 pounds
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Black beauty, just like Chris 
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This purchased item information is no longer available.
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There are a number of reasons why this information isn't available. The most common reason is that item details for purchases are not kept for more than 90 days.
So just post a googled pic of it plz.
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Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
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AWESOME
I haven't read any other comments but I sure hope I don't get AIDS after replying to this.
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Want one of us to give you a lesson on how to take and post a picture?
Quit being rude! I wanna see your guitar.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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well fuck me for not properly posting a picture. Paddy, some AIDS please.
It just arrived today, so i'll get a good pic and post it in a bit.
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One of the sexiest 7-strings I have seen so far. Congrats man
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I never thought I'd be gay like this about a phone, but, I got Motorola's Droid and it is fucking sick. And it was free as my Verizon plan gives me a free phone upgrade every 2 years (actually, it was like $50 because it costs a little extra for the Droid). Why am I so gay? Well its mostly because it has fully functioning Emulator apps that some dude made specifically for the Droid. I have an Emu for NES, SNES, GBA, and Sega. I've been playing Zelda (Link to the Past), Pokemon, and Contra 3 obsessively at work the last couple of days. Joy!
It also told me that I felt an earthquake on Saturday. Thank you, Droid.
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I just hate when people show off their phone like they invented the fucking thing when all they did is go out and buy it.
I thought of this idea awhile ago.. its an app that comes with a physical fleshlight-like device that connects to your phone and can either auto-fellate you or it can have someone else do it to you from anywhere in the world! For example: TD, you could technically make me climax from Philly while I sit at home in Cali and no one would know about our love affair. You could get - FUCK ME, hold on, the shaft of my penis itches really fucking bad CHRIST, sorry - me off anyway you like, as you're in complete control. I swear to god this product would be a huge success.
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1 bottle of Maudite.
A 12 pack of this stuff for Canada day (locally brewed in my city).
A pack of Camels. Yeah, I'll admit it, American cigarettes taste amazing. The ones made here are pretty good, but nothing beats a Camel or a Winston.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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I've discovered something interesting... if you limit your drinking there are a few consequences:
a) The world never begins to spin.
b) You take a perfectly normal looking shit the next morning.
c) You end up "sleeping" instead of "passing out".
d) No more foggy memories of midgets, prostitutes, and copious amounts of drugs... which I still cannot confirm.
This has made me think that I should start buying some good beer again, and return to enjoying what I drink.
Once I buy something worth posting I'll do that... for now it has just been food and white oblong things.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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I've discovered something interesting... if you limit your drinking there are a few consequences:
a) The world never begins to spin.
b) You take a perfectly normal looking shit the next morning.
c) You end up "sleeping" instead of "passing out".
d) No more foggy memories of midgets, prostitutes, and copious amounts of drugs... which I still cannot confirm.
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I don't remember what its called, so I don't know why I should even say anything, but I had some excellent Brandy last night. It was that one kind that's kind of brown and alcoholic tasting with a warming finish. You know that one? No, not that one, the other one. No. No. Yes!
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I've discovered something interesting... if you limit your drinking there are a few consequences:
a) The world never begins to spin.
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c) You end up "sleeping" instead of "passing out".
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I`ve bought a shitty bike for about $30, but I`ll sell it immediately to a dude for $70. Go me
The thing is I have 6 week-vacation now and I just need the money okay?!
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Haha, yeah not many people enjoy chewing tobacco these days. I used to dip Skoal occasionally, until I discovered Red Man, and realized that proper chewing tobacco makes dip taste like dry ground up feces.
The nicotine buzz is so much harder than what a cigarette can deliver, but I totally use moderation and only buy a pouch of the stuff like 2 or 3 times a year, because I don't want t3h 0ral canc0rz
Anyways, yesterday I bought these four books online:
http://www.amazon.ca/Book-Law-Aleis...80742403&sr=8-2
http://www.amazon.ca/100-Things-You...80742482&sr=8-3
http://www.amazon.ca/Communion-Mm-W...80742522&sr=1-1
http://www.amazon.ca/Twelfth-Plan-B...80742543&sr=1-1
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That's a nice car, do they also manufacture a model for men?
lol just kidding man, that really is nice. How are you liking it so far?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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haha I'm enjoying it so far. Still getting used to the feeling of driving, but so far no problems, and now I can go wherever I want whenever I want... GIRL POWER! wait... fuck, I fucked that up.
And dude, those books seem like they couldn't be less related haha. Or are they? I just glanced at the titles, and with those I could definitely not guess what you enjoy reading for pleasure. Summary plz?
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Hmmmm, lets see...
21" iMac
Sabian 18" Metal X China
in ear monitor headphones for drumming
Also bought a vaporizer last night at the local headshop. Used it twice and I must say i like it!
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Hmmmm, lets see...
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Yeah dude, they can be pretty damn expensive. You gotta pay at least $100 if you want something that will work well for a long time. I don't really smoke much to begin with but i've noticed i smoke drastically less when i use the vape as opposed to packing a bowl. I use maybe half the amount of ganj i normally do and i get the same buzz.
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Thanks dude!!!
Just wait until I paint it white and put some custom Zyklon decals like my other bike (and the other side )
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І що орел, коли його орлина зграя
Не рве з землі в блакить ясного дня,
І що за лицар ти з усмішкою льокая,
Без гордих дум, без честі і ім'я?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Well I want to know how Dance Central is working for you haha. I used to be addicted to "flash-flash-revolution," which is basically DDR without any of the dancing (you just use arrow keys). However, it had songs that you could never actually dance to because of how fast they were. Is Dance Central like DDR without the specific arrow directions?
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I never once played Dance Central, it was really for my wife. The Kinect just happened to be the cheapest Xbox at the time.
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Melechesh - Djinn
Belphegor - Blood Magick Necromance (opening track is killer!)
Books (both from Goethe):
Faust II
Die Leiden des Jungen Werther
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6 extra USB slots.
And now I just need more RAM and Plogue Bidule to be able to smoothly run all my samples in Logic and create a massive template to work with. Hell yea.
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MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
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Eeewww, USB micss...
I'm still loving the SM57b, but it doesn't do much else except vocals. I've been told its great on cabs but I haven't really tried that out yet. Before that I would either use a SM58 or a Rhodes Compressor (can't remember which) which did the job, but the 7b blows those out of the water for vox.
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NOFX - Punk in Drublic (vinyl)
Bad Religion - Stranger Than Fiction (vinyl)
Dead Kennedys - Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death (vinyl)
New bass strings.
Pre-ordered the new Exhumed album. FUCK YEAH! 
18-pack of beer for Canada day.
Pouch of chewing tobacco.
It's going to be a great weekend
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Vaginal Warts
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Glen Ellen Cabernet Sauvignon, 2009.
Also about to purchase some RAM for my computer so I can run Logic smoothly with my plethora of samples.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
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2011-07-01, 07:05
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Good wine choice.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-07-01, 21:42
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Post-whore
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Can't go wrong with RAM and Cabernet!
As for me... I bought a giant pouch of loose chai tea for my stubborn cold and a new mouse 4 n00b pwnage.
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2011-07-02, 20:11
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Vaginal Warts
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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I am a fucking tea whore. Loose leaf FO SHO. And yes Glen Ellen is a good and super cheap cabernet sauvignon.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2011-07-03, 05:41
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Okay.
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This book.
Oh fuck, this guy is brilliantly hilarious.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-07-03, 10:44
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Vaginal Warts
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Is that the same guy who does E-Mails From An Asshole? Those are pretty hilarious.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2011-07-03, 11:17
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Okay.
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No, E-Mails From An Asshole was written by John Lindsay I think. The guy who wrote this book is David Thorne, that Australian guy who did the infamous 'spider email'.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-07-03, 15:11
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Vaginal Warts
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ohhh I totally thought those were the same guy, whoops. Well that sounds awesome haha.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2011-07-05, 05:02
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Okay.
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Absolutely! This guy never fails to provide me with top-notch lulz.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-07-05, 12:08
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-07-30, 14:27
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Okay.
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A postage stamp and a pack of cigarettes.
Oh fuck yeah, I totally have cooler shit than all of you.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-10-29, 04:11
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Just got a new rifle, Remington 770 in 308 caliber. Gonna try to get some elk
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2011-10-29, 23:57
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Throbbing Member
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You gunna eat that elk?
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
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i'm so bonery
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2011-10-30, 00:35
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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no, I'm just gonna shoot it and stick my cock in every warm hole I can find. /sarcasm
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2011-10-30, 13:39
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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World would be cooler if we would still have to kill the animals we want to eat. No BBW, no factory farming and you could kill your neighbour by "accident"
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-10-30, 20:27
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Elk is good eatin'. It tastes just like beef. Hey, I'll let you sleep in my fruit cellar if you want to try to get the one that's lose running around Ohio. I haven't heard if they've contained it in any way yet.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-11-02, 11:32
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Origin - The Aftermath
Ufomammut - EVE
ELECTRIC FUCKIN WIZARD - Dopethrone!!!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2011-11-02, 18:25
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Throbbing Member
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I still have yet to buy Dopethrone after years of loving it to death. Its never at the record store and for some reason I'm too lazy to buy it online. I will have to now.
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2011-11-21, 02:32
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New Blood
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Over the weekend I bought...
24 pbr
gas
Bought a chainsaw on sale from Home Depot I have a forest in my backyard haha.
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