I had some bacon cheeseburger on texas toast with some onion rings, bbq, and the usual veggies. It was pretty damn good...could eat another one, but then I'd feel like a fat bastard.

Was that a burger paddy you had?

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Me either. I don't even think they have either of those in Canada.

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Yeah, a lovely heart-stopping brain-punching burger

I got a new, super awesome, custom ordered snake hook a few weeks ago. Maybe it's already been a month. I also wild caught a grey tree frog that might be a size record. Everything else I've picked up in the past few months is pretty mundane; new hiking backpack, computer shit, new glasses, new field guides, new shoes, etc.

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Do you mean a record for some you've found or something a natural history conservancy would be interested in?

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a new purple coin purse for my work handbag

& some white a5 card for my scrappybookying

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This.

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/prod...uct_id=10913553

has got good specs that requiem

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I didn't know they sold black rubber studded with metal spikes in A5 sheets

Purty! So is that the machine on which you'll be fisting my Quake hole from now on?

lol they don't paddy

besides this is WHITE card please do pay attention! lol

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C'mon, that's like when I go into an unlicensed back alley porno shop and say "Umm, yes. I'd like some of your purple daffodils please." They know I don't want daffodils! They immediately reach under the counter and pull out sharpened butt-plugs and inflatable midgets. You go into an "arts and crafts" shop and ask for, say, a pencil eraser and they go into the back, rummage around, and return with an armful of children's labia for you to use in your unholy, meat-based collages. Likewise, "A5 white card" gets you "black rubber porno spiky funtimes".

Now, surely you understand the logic of that.

If my girlfriend allows it. lol She got mad at me for trying to make her go to sleep earlier so I could play QL. :P

no.... paddy that is just you!!!

& lol requiem *hugs*

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

"So, babydoll...it's been a long day for you, huh?"
"Nope"
"Mmm, not...not tired or anything?"
"Not really"
"Ahh that big old bed is so comfy..."
"It sure is"
"*YAWN* Ahhh what a day!"
"Uh-huh"
"...please go to bed so I can play Quake."
"Whoops, did you hear that? That's the sound of the blowjob door slamming shut for at least 2 weeks."
"But you're going to bed now, right?"

You're a prince among men, Req

I just got some cool beads for jewelry and some fabrics, but I also got some shiny black embossing powder. I'm anxious to play around with that. Maybe I can come up with something like you're talking about in a greeting card kinda way.

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But your birthday really whips me?

I dunno.

Nice laptop! Don't be mean to your g/f. Let her think the laptop is her friend, too. You stay out of this one, Paddy.

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Too late..........

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ooooooh what fabric you get lb??

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I got some fuzzy pink fabric with embossed heart in it, some medium brown leaf patterned cotton, and an antique looking cotton with dusty dark peach roses. It sort of looks like old wall paper. I'm a fabriholic. I got them all in the discount bins. The pink fabric I want to make a stuffed dog for my "ahem" great grand-daughter. My grandma and I used to make them and they're a fun project. I thought it would be cute.

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Quit bragging, every woman has one, you're nothing special. It's what you DO with it that counts! For instance, stretching it over my head like a face-speedo is just one of the many ways you can get your money's worth out of it

sounds lovely lb yeah i love hoaking in fabric bargain bins lol i got some gorgeous purple/blue shimmery fabric from a market stall in england the man was closing & he gave me a length of the fabric for next to nothing! lol

& i got some beautiful miffy the bunny fabrics as well, i'd even keep old clothes just for a bit of the fabric lol

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That's where I know your face from!! You're the crazy woman who wheels a shopping trolley around town in her bare feet collecting soiled cloth and tin cans! Remember the time you chased me because I pretended to be the tin can inspector and threatened to take away your tin cans? And then your boyfriend - also a tin can and cloth collector - beat me half to death with a brick in a sock? Ahhh good times

That sounds more like me................and they aren't tin cans! They're Foster's beer cans for my rain chain!!

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Here are two pictures of said snake.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showpost...5&postcount=540

I just bought an Apartment! Sharing it with 3 ex-playboy bunnies and a midget.

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awwwwwwwwwwww v v adorable!!!!

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Ahhh yes, the old "arts and crafts" get-out clause. "Don't mind the massive mound of clinking beer bottles, that's just my abstract representation of the futility of modern life [hic]". My uncle actually got a £2,000 grant from the government for his work within the medium of whiskey bottles, beaten children and swearing incoherently at passers-by. When he lost his leg to gangrene he was awarded the Nobel prize for his dedication to the arts.

And no, I've already checked and they don't give out grants for anything involving sexual depravity and knuckles.

That's a purty lookin' snake you got there.

Yeah, there was no way for me to phrase that without it sounding dodgy.

Can I be your kooky next-door neighbour who watches you through a crack in the wall but who isn't actually as sexually menacing as he seems? We could pretend we're in a sitcom, and I'm the paedophile comic relief vehicle

I'll let you punch my balls.

Quagmire?

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Haha Quagmire is hilarious. But Herbert can be funnier at times

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"how old are you?
16?
18? allllright"

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"MOM!"
"Heh, I like where this is going!"

Haha
This one was always one of my favourites:

Auctioneer: "Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute."
Quagmire: "Fifty bucks."
Auctioneer: "She had nine STDs."
Quagmire: "Forty-five bucks."
Auctioneer: "And when we caught her she wet herself."
Quagmire: "Fifty bucks."

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Giggity-goo

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Size record = bigger than anything else previously recorded. This grey tree frog is easily twice as big as anything I've ever found before, and I'm estimating it's size at around 3 inches in length. The previous record was 2 and 3/8 inches, so this could be a significant find if my estimate is accurate.

It doesn't necessarily mean that none bigger exist or that none bigger have been found, just that nothing bigger has been recorded and verified as accurately measured. You can safely ignore the rest of post, it's mostly me blathering about history and science.

Sometimes old records are bullshit; the commonly cited record length for Boa constrictor is 18 feet long, which is often disputed as inaccurate by herpetologists. The record is old and was taken from a specimen that was not preserved; additionally, the specimen was skinned and then measured... a skinned snake's length can be nearly 40% longer than the snake actually was in life (the skin stretches a great deal). Science was pretty shaky back then and often times "records" were more anecdotal than factual. It doesn't mean that no 18 foot B. constrictor ever existed, but we don't know for sure that one did. The valid record is just over 15 feet long, which is still way longer than average for that species.

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Yes, they do sell it here in many varieties. I don't buy teabags though... I prefer loose tea

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Full desert camouflage uniform. Starting up this class on Monday that requires it. We are gonna get trained by former SEALs to clear rooms, move, and engage enemies as a team. It's gonna be the shit! We get to break up into two teams and alternate between the bad and good guys...my guess is the good guys have to go in and sweep out the bad. Instead of blanks or paintball rounds, we're going to be using simunition which is basically high velocity solid paintballs..with no paint of course. They are supposed to sting like a bitch..should be fun though.

what class is this and what school are you going to?

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lol Like playing army when you're 12 only you might save your own ass or someone else's someday.

Don't shoot your eye out! -bad, I know

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Went mice shoping with no budget yesterday and ended up spending only $35.

http://reviews.cnet.com/mice/logite...l?tag=mncol;lst

Haha, that reminded me of A Christmas Story

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Yer a quick study.

Well, Bob just showed up with a card and a new crock pot for me for Mother's Day. It's a Hamilton Biatch according to him.

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was in belfast on friday so i got myself a new full length black leather coat & really fuckin' happy too it's gorgeous!! & it's a good fit!! & i gots myself a new backpack v funky looks like cartoon strips all over it

& some scrappybooky/crafty stuff

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I bought a decent record player with a working needle for 15 bucks at a garage sale. Dick yea.

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Cool! Is your record player a 2 speed or 3? What kind is it?

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When will a new Recently Bought thread be made? This one has been around sicne I signed up.

Why do we need another one? You just want to be a new thread starter.

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SRFA..Security Reaction Force - Advanced. It's not at a school..like a college or anything. It's taught by a mixture of people from Blackwater ( http://www.blackwaterusa.com/ ) and Navy personnel.

LB - We wear face/eye protection and helmets. The rounds fire out of real M16s and M9s though, so it adds to trying to make it as real as possible.

First day of class was today but all we did was go through the intro, assess where everyone was at with the various training they've received up to now and talk about use of force/deadly force, clearing rooms, moving as a team, etc. Tomorrow we get to throw people around in a padded room and learn take downs and how to secure people that are resisting arrest..without using weapons...maybe batons though not sure. Wednesday we start shooting I think, but won't start the firefights til later at some point. It's cool because they have a mock interior of a ship all set up with all kinds of things you'd find just like on a real ship.



I went mouse shopping the other day..they were all frozen and are now in my freezer.

LB - I finally bought some sheets...got 300 count though. The only ones they had (at Kmart) that were over 400 were 500, but they only had some of the colors..and they were Martha Stewart brand. I hate that lady, so didn't wind up buying her sheets. Washing them now...

Also grabbed a scale so I can see where I'm at...183. A new shower head cause mine sucked..and one of those water filters that attaches to the sink.

That's cool. I hope you like them. I know what you mean about Martha's stuff. I don't buy it unless I have to.
A little late to tell you now, but if you like a top sheet to hang over the edges more, buy the bottom sheet to fit the mattress and get the top sheet a size bigger. If there's more than one person in the bed or if you toss and turn you're less apt to lose your covers.

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Never thought of that, but I already got one of those all in one packages...the sheet with the elastic, the sheet for the top, and two pillow cases. It's nice though...haven't put the comforter on yet but I usually just sleep with a single sheet unless it's really fucking cold.

Acoustic B20 1x12 Bass Combo Amplifier

As long as it's long enough to conceal your scythe you'll be grand

I'm currently ordering myself a 1TB (1 terabyte) external USB hard drive, to store all of my lovely porn and beheading videos on.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos...=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE

I also just bought Half-Life 2: Episode One and Two through Steam. I'll be playing some o' that later between wanks.

SWEET!

Just bought :
Anthrax - Among the Living
Iron Maiden - Killers

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Got myself a new internal hard drive:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Western-Dig...43879396&sr=8-1

I just ordered myself a batch of guitar strings and picks, and also this funky lil' capo:

http://www.stringsdirect.co.uk/prod...op_trigger_capo

I LIKE STUFF!

Bleach season 1
Death Note movie

You picked it back up??

fuck yeah dude!

I'm currently trying to get my hands on an Ampeg VH140c...but the only one close to me is being sold along with a marshall poweramp, and two jackson cabs. As much as I'd like all that stuff I can't afford it and he won't sell me just the head.

Anyone know of someone willing to sell a VH140c, or SS140c??

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Engl fireball from MTM

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this

plus a bunch of other airsoft shit with my new credit card, and one for my brother also. 363$ out of my savings, but at least I'm not paying for all of it.

I better get a job soon

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haha nice! I've been able to shoot a real M4 a number of times thanks to my job, it's a lot of fun. Granted, we don't get to shoot each other. I might be buying an AR-15 from someone on my ship once he gets back from this school.

Other than that, in the past few days I have purchased some badass shit.. 07 Yamaha FZ6, insurance for said bike, registration, frame sliders, torque wrench, sockets, gas can, and bike cover.

Marines right?

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Navy

I fucking hate weapons and everything that has to do with them.
Throw fuckin`stones man

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If you threw stones, then wouldn't they technically be considered weapons?

There is nothing wrong with firearms if you're responsible. Take me for example, I've never done anything stupid with a firearm, and I would never go hunting or kill anything/anyone unless it was in self defense or defence of family/friends. I just like skeet shooting and target practise

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don't hate the weapon, people will kill/harm each other no matter what its pretty much just the way things are.

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^^Exactly, don't hate the weapons, hate the people that misuse them.

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Nope I hate weapons and you can`t change my opinion. Or I`m just scared of them. How terrible is it to kill strangers in a war? I`d kill myself because of this post-war-syndrom.
Fuck the army

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bullets don't fire on their own.

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Gunz don`t kill people,
I killz people with gunz!

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Hmm well, I'd rather kill/get killed with a gun than someone choking me to death with hands.

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that's true, Drawn. I'd take a bullet over many ways of death (stabbing, drowning, asphyxiation, etc.)

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http://store.nuclearblastusa.com/Cart/add/30820

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OOO LIKE NO WAY ILL TRADE YOU MY MIKE SMITH FOR YOUR TERRANCE!?!

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lol!!! XD

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Picked that up as well..can't wait til it gets here finally.


Yesterday I made my first payment on my bike! Rode for a while tonight once I finally got home. If I didn't have work tomorrow..I'd probably still be out there!

Congrats on the bike man! PIX PLZ.

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Thanks...I think I posted two pics in that "Anyone got a motorbike?" thread.

I DEFINITELY got cooler shit that you

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...em=160342755685

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FUCKKKKKKKK

I have a slightly different model, but this is my new composition toy:

A MIDI User's Ultimate Tool

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Do you need all of them?

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It's taken down already, but I get the drift. Cool purchase.

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SOS Tuner
Epiphone DR-100 Acoustic Black for my girlfriend.

Just got the new Darkest Hour cd, re-release of Heartwork with a DVD and bonus cd of demo versions of all the songs on that album, a tank bag for my bike, and some groceries.

Mega Man Starforce: Black Ace

off of german ebay the following original backpatches to add to my slowly growing backpatch collection
autopsy-mental funeral
death-spiritual healing
sodom-agent orange
atrophy-socialized hate

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A new Icon helmet.

http://ep.yimg.com/ip/I/yhst-237375...9_2058_31166612

Excellent I just recently got an original copy of that release on cd

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thats 'rare' ? shit i have that

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orly?? Tell me is that last track from Despise the Sun or is it a re-recording?

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it says its taken from despise the sun, but i didnt put it on

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Surgery of Impalement is probably my favorite Suffocation song

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It IS my favorite Suffocation song

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it's actually my ringtone too

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$30 bass strings, and I broke the fucking E string.

Aww that sucks How did you manage that?

At least they weren't Rotosounds. My father bought a 5-string set of those recently... $60.00

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New optical mouse.
Bottle of Dewar's White Label.

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New amp arrived and I must say it fuckin rocks

It´s a $219 2x12" 30 watts amp by Kustom and I expected nothing and now this damn monster stands here in my room

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airsoft m4 precision barrel=30$
2x airsoft m4 mags=16$
3000bbs=16$
trying to install the barrel= hours and hours

I'm starting to get obsessed with this "sport"

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A Slayer pit ticket for 180.85 USD

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