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Old 2009-03-02, 12:06
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Milk in tea, explain this. I'm from the southern united states only way i drink my tea is brown, sugar and ice.

I don't mean iced tea. I mean black tea (or Ceylon tea) with boiling water, and sugar, and occasionally milk.

The kind of tea that is like tit-milk to the British
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-02, 12:07
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Hot tea fucking Christ man...I guess i can understand though since its always so cold in Canada..Cold makes you do crazy shit.
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Old 2009-03-02, 12:10
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I might check out that Egyptian Hibiscus tea you were talking about, especially if it's a natural sleep-aid.

I almost never sweeten my tea anymore. However, that might be because I don't usually drink black teas.
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Old 2009-03-02, 12:41
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Hot tea fucking Christ man...I guess i can understand though since its always so cold in Canada..Cold makes you do crazy shit.

We're not the only nation that steeps tea leaves in boiling water. Try India, and China, and Japan, and the whole United Kingdom, and probably most of Europe for that matter
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I might check out that Egyptian Hibiscus tea you were talking about, especially if it's a natural sleep-aid.

I almost never sweeten my tea anymore. However, that might be because I don't usually drink black teas.

Mmmm, yeah... I can't get enough karkade I'd recommend it to anyone. The taste is brilliant, and the health benefits are a nice little bonus too

Black tea must be sweetened. If not, it will taste like hot bile
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-03, 01:10
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I got this as a gift from my Grandmother...

OGMZ

It's the best way to make a single cup of tea that has ever been invented. No more infuser balls or teapots. This shit is righteous.

I have a cup of Genmai Cha sitting next to me... :iwishwehadadroolsmiley:
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-03-03, 01:40
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this is interesting.
 
Old 2009-03-03, 02:04
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Not as interesting as your post count, though. (4,444)

Yea that teacup is the shit... if you're a tea whore.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-03-03, 19:31
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I'd never expect this place to hatch a 2 page tea-discussion spontaniously
 
Old 2009-03-03, 19:56
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Old 2009-03-03, 21:29
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Earl Grey is great, along with Black Current. My two favorites.
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Old 2009-03-03, 22:37
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Old 2009-03-04, 07:15
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Yeah, that's actually what got me interested in tea. That interested never really left my friend's house and his large tea selection.

I can't remember the name of it, but I fucking love that really popular Moroccan tea that has to be poured a special way. Mmmmmmm

I had some really nice green tea a few months ago at another friend's house that was some real top-shelf shit. It ran at something like $2-3 per bag. He's Chinese and brings some home from China every time he goes over there.
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Old 2009-03-04, 08:37
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I'd never expect this place to hatch a 2 page tea-discussion spontaniously

Haha yeah, exactly what I was thinking Seems a little out of place.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-04, 10:50
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Anyone who makes sugar in tea is a not-kvlt-Whimp!

Earl-Grey is great and well done Yasmin tea is delicious, too.
I really like asian tea like Green Tea. But nothing can beat original english tea

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Old 2009-03-04, 15:34
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Well, I must admit that India Spiced Chai Tea tastes great with a little milk and sugar in it.

You know what's cool... tea has Theanine in it, which raises your dopamine, serotonin, and GABA levels. I guess tea is like a minor legal high
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-03-08, 00:13
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The most awesome clothespin in existence.

Its brass.
 
Old 2009-03-12, 21:55
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The most awesome clothespin in existence.

Its brass.

What was wrong with the wood ones?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-12, 22:13
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-03-24, 18:13
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Old 2009-03-24, 18:49
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How much were they?

And in BTW:
I always thought white isn`t a good color for shoes...you know `cause of the dirt and everything
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Old 2009-03-24, 18:53
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They were $75, but I got a managers discount(ive got connections xD).

These shoes are primarily athletic shoes. So I will be using theme for exercise, DDR and dancing.
 
Old 2009-03-25, 01:48
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How much were they?

And in BTW:
I always thought white isn`t a good color for shoes...you know `cause of the dirt and everything

And urine.



...sometimes I pee on my shoes when I'm drunk
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-25, 16:45
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Well, I must admit that India Spiced Chai Tea tastes great with a little milk and sugar in it.

You know what's cool... tea has Theanine in it, which raises your dopamine, serotonin, and GABA levels. I guess tea is like a minor legal high



I actually take Theanine pills
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Old 2009-03-25, 17:37
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What the FUCK
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Old 2009-03-25, 18:48
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What?
 
Old 2009-03-25, 22:23
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.

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Old 2009-03-25, 22:24
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I actually take Theanine pills


That's awesome. I'm scared to fuck with my serotonin levels for long periods of time, but there's a wise way to use stuff like theanine/5-HTP.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-03-25, 22:29
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That's awesome. I'm scared to fuck with my serotonin levels for long periods of time, but there's a wise way to use stuff like theanine/5-HTP.


I take both 5-HTP and Theanine. I started taking the 5-HTP first and got a noticeable anti-depressant effect, plus really vivid dreams at night. I started taking Theanine with it about 2 weeks into it. Not sure if I've noticed a difference with the Theanine added though.
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Old 2009-03-26, 01:22
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Anyone who makes sugar in tea is a not-kvlt-Whimp!

Earl-Grey is great and well done Yasmin tea is delicious, too.
I really like asian tea like Green Tea. But nothing can beat original english tea


the chinese think that english tea (read: black teas) are absolute garbage, which is partially true, especially if youre using tea bags. its the leftovers.

they also throw their leaves right in the hot water. they sink.
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Old 2009-03-26, 07:53
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I take both 5-HTP and Theanine. I started taking the 5-HTP first and got a noticeable anti-depressant effect, plus really vivid dreams at night. I started taking Theanine with it about 2 weeks into it. Not sure if I've noticed a difference with the Theanine added though.


I did notice an effect from the 5-HTP I took for a while. I'm not sure how much of it was placebo, but I just started doing favors that my friends/family would ask me to do. I'd take out the trash, or go tell the family dinner is ready, walk the dog, etc without hesitation. During the normal run of things I would have been pretty lazy and procrastinated, but 5-HTP seemed to change that. It took about a week of taking it before I even noticed this, so it felt quite genuine.

I might take it again in the future, but I'd only do it for a few months.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-03-26, 08:52
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What?



Wasn't meant as seriously as it looks to be. If anything it would be aimed at the exercising.


Anyway:

Some sort of "travelling ID-card" for the Switzerland-gig, which cost me a good 15 bucks. GOddamnit.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2009-03-28, 01:14
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Old 2009-04-10, 02:17
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Old 2009-04-10, 11:44
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Old 2009-04-11, 01:19
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I'm going to be logging off for several months, and I'll be back as soon as I run out of puncture repair kits.

I wrote a review for it (it's on the page) but it didn't come out right, fucking thing ignored my line breaks. For your convenience, I've reprinted it here as it should look:

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What does one do when various court orders restrict one's midget-based activities? Do you just give up the dream and start masturbating to regular porn again? Do you get a job and start a "relationship"?

Or do you spend a measly $19 and actually become the proud owner of your very own midget? Has there ever been a more rhetorical question than this?

Finding a midget who is willing to act out your favourite movie scenes in midget-form is almost like a sexual holy grail, but with this doll the search for that elusive goblet comes to an abrupt end. "Blessed are the midgets, for they shall inherit my penis" said a wise man whose initials are P.M.

This doll is very life-like, in that it looks just like a midget, and also squeaks when you use it dry/straight out of the box. The blank, vacant, unimpressed eyes of the creature stare through you with crushing efficiency and make you realise that the only way you'll ever win this doll's respect is if you make sexy times against its face with your purple-headed veiny meat-mallet.

$19, folks. How can you possibly go wrong? I'll tell ya for how - by not buying this midget.

PROS:

* Easy wipe; no more stubborn jellied-milk stains!
* It's a midget
* It's a midget
* It's a midget who will let you make sex inside her rubber fanny
* Is $19
* Won't call the cops, OR tell you you're fat and ugly and talentless and have a crap haircut
* IT'S A MIDGET!

CONS:

* Isn't real
* Doesn't come with a leprechaun outfit
* Starts to stink after three or four goes
* Can't sustain the extra gravitational encumbrance imposed by a full-sized strap-on when standing upright

A great man once wrote:

"Life is like a box of chocolates; sometimes there's chewy ones, which are nice, and sometimes there are ones filled with creams and fruit, which are also nice."

I think you know where I'm coming from.

BUY THIS MIDGET!
 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-04-13, 01:14
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-04-13, 01:25
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Tell me how that Hibiscus tea is... and be br00tally honest.

Are you ordering from here?
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Old 2009-04-14, 09:52
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It's a terrific tea if you like a tart fruityness. I enjoy it with just a bit of sugar; and it's very good hot or cold. However, I certainly would not recommend adding milk

I've never seen the website you posted above. I have been buying mine from this store on Ebay.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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2 craft mags, pack of 10 different colour gel pens, pack of a4 printed fabric sheets & a bottle of mineral (club lemon).

exicting stuffs!! lol though one of the craft mags has loads of goodies with it
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2 craft mags, pack of 10 different colour gel pens, pack of a4 printed fabric sheets & a bottle of mineral (club lemon).

exicting stuffs!! lol though one of the craft mags has loads of goodies with it
Is that "craft" as in witchcraft or arts and crafts? If it's the latter, whatcha drawing? If it's the former, BE GONE YOU EVIL FUCKING WITCH-BEAST FROM SATAN'S PEELED FORESKIN! GAAAAAAAA! You'll never get my eyeballs for your mad soups! I've never even seen a newt before, so fuck ya!

However, if you are running some kind of "25 years of sex in exchange for your eternal soul" deal I'd be eternally (ha) grateful if you could mail me a coupon
 
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lol paddy!!!

it's crafts as in arts & crafts!! i do scrapbooking, so it's goodies for it
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lol paddy!!!

it's crafts as in arts & crafts!! i do scrapbooking, so it's goodies for it
I used to have several scrapbooks, but the police kept them after the inquest.

What kind of things do you scrap? If that's the right word haha.
 
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yeah it is paddy am in the middle of scrapping a book of shadows & also scrap challenges set by other people i haven't been doing it that long so the challenges are good lol
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yeah it is paddy am in the middle of scrapping a book of shadows & also scrap challenges set by other people i haven't been doing it that long so the challenges are good lol
Isn't a book of shadows just a book that's closed? LAWL!

What is a book of shadows, in all seriousness? Haha.
 
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will answer this question in the chit chat thread paddy
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Tell me how that Hibiscus tea is... and be br00tally honest.

Are you ordering from here?


I thought Hibiscus tea was illegal? Lucky Indians get their Peyote.
 
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I thought Hibiscus tea was illegal? Lucky Indians get their Peyote.


Wtf?!

Illegal? Are there any hallucinogenetic(does this word exist?) thingys in there?
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Supposedly, there was a lot of controversy about it being illegal and not Mescaline(peyote).
 
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I thought Hibiscus tea was illegal?

As far as I know it is perfectly legal. I've been buying it for about a year now (ordered from North Carolina) and it passes my border no problem. It's not a drug... just a very relaxing tea
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Requiem, I've never heard of that. According to my few minutes of research this tea is nothing like peyote
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Haha awesome Pretty soon you'll have enough parts to assemble a complete car!

Did your original fender get damaged? If so, was alcohol and an elderly man's hips involved? haha
 
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Haha awesome Pretty soon you'll have enough parts to assemble a complete car!

Did your original fender get damaged? If so, was alcohol and an elderly man's hips involved? haha

lawlz! No, my car has poorly done bondo in it and I'm goin to replace a lot... I'll post some stuff in the fotobook thread.
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Wow, you're paying for heinie? You pervert.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Did you end up trying that Hibiscus tea Joe? I just got my big 4oz bag in the mail yesterday
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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blitz- do they sell Celestial Seasonings tea up there? I bought Red Zinger and that's the primary ingredient in it. I got it for the rose hips for me and my dog for arthritis. It's a good tasting blend. There's other stuff in it, too.

xgraf'- that's cool. What size did you get?
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How's that Z coming along these days? My friend that had that old 280 is now rebuilding a 240sx.

Also bought a new aquarium and wooden stand...plus lid, heating lamp, nice piece of cork bark tube, and some other supplies to rehouse my snake. It had outgrown the old 10 gallon tank it was in, so now I have a 55 gallon which should last for quite some time.
 
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Also bought a new aquarium and wooden stand...plus lid, heating lamp, nice piece of cork bark tube, and some other supplies to rehouse my snake. It had outgrown the old 10 gallon tank it was in, so now I have a 55 gallon which should last for quite some time.


cool i *love* snakes they are adorable!!! what do you have? a python? do you call him 'monty' ???

not something i bought so much but i gots a new mobile phone! yeah for contract phones lol it's an lg cookie kp501 & i loves it

oh & i bought some scrappybooking stuff & cake boards & a cover for my new phone (so i can grip it properly, it helps not to drop phone lol) & chargers for said phone & chocolate!! lol & coffee (yet to arrive)
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Bought a queen sized bed...frame/headboard/thick ass mattress (Serta)/spring board all for 600 bucks. Now I just need sheets. Just going to put my sleeping back up on there for now.


Well, make sure you put a mattress pad on it and double your pillowcases to protect your pillows so they all last a long time. And don't forget to flip and turn your mattress periodically. If you want some sheets that are soft and very durable get at least a 400 thread count. They're a tiny bit more expensive, but they'll last forever. I got a set at Walmart about 10 years ago and they're still like brand new minus the sizing. --zero to mom mode in 1.3 seconds.


bunny, you could have just said chocolate and I'd have been happy. Know what I mean?
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at paddy!!!

& it's cadbury's fruit & nut chocolate my favourite!!

& yeah lb i hear ya!!
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Hey, if the shoe fits!

bunny, what are the cake boards for? Do you use them for intended purpose or something for scrapping?
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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lb use them for scrapping & then gonna use the scrapped cake board as an altar board
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bunny, what are the cake boards for? Do you use them for intended purpose or something for scrapping?
Open your eyes, for fuck's sake! She tacks the scrotums of her victims to these boards, then grips the board with both hands and yanks it off, taking a few shreds of scrotal meat with it in the process, leaving the poor guy's cabbage looking like a used tissue.

You two need to get your fucking acts together. If that entails a lesbian sex scene, then so be it, but just GET IT DONE.

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lb use them for torturing innocent men and young boys & then gonna use the shredded trouser-cabbage for my Satanic sack-altar
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one little problem about your mis-quote there paddy me ol' mucker i'm not a satanist!! so put that into your dirty pipe & smoke it!!
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Paddy, go get your own board and do a self portrait. I'll send you some torched caterpillers if you want. They're fresh as daisies.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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don't encourage him lb!!! lol

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one little problem about your mis-quote there paddy me ol' mucker i'm not a satanist!! so put that into your dirty pipe & smoke it!!
We've been through this before, spunky-bubbles. Your "I'm a pagan" horse shit is just that - horsey dung-poohs. It's a cover for your murderous, Satanic, baby-chompin', blood-bathing, cock-punching religious madness. I've seen things, bunny. Things I'll never be able to unsee. I SAW YOU EAT A RUGBY PLAYER'S BALLS THROUGH MY BINOCULARS!

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don't encourage him lb!!! lol
*sigh* it seems that my parents have already taken your advice
 
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Well, make sure you put a mattress pad on it and double your pillowcases to protect your pillows so they all last a long time. And don't forget to flip and turn your mattress periodically. If you want some sheets that are soft and very durable get at least a 400 thread count. They're a tiny bit more expensive, but they'll last forever. I got a set at Walmart about 10 years ago and they're still like brand new minus the sizing. --zero to mom mode in 1.3 seconds.


bunny, you could have just said chocolate and I'd have been happy. Know what I mean?


The mattress isn't one for flipping over unfortunately..it's got some pillow pad thing built into the top of it. I could I could flip it anyway.. Thanks for the tip on the sheets, I'll look into that. I know nothing of these sorts of things.

bunny - It's a corn snake..about 41" long now, or 104.14 cm for you people across the pond.


What's with the ladies and chocolate?
 
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Chocolate produces the same feelings as being in love. Serotonin overload. Makes ya feel all oogie inside if you like chocolate.
Those types of mattresses ya just swing around once in awhile. If you do get sheets measure your mattress depth. My mom's mattress is extra deep so she had to get special sheets for it. A pillow top would probably require the same thing.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-05-04, 20:24
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corn snake eh?? gorgeous!!!! what colouring? they come in different colourings don't they?

& i still work in inches lol i think i was one of the last ones to be taught inches & feet before they changed everything

ta for explaining lb
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Old 2009-05-04, 20:32
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What's with the ladies and chocolate?
Tell me about it! I had a girlfriend once (I say "girlfriend", she was more of a prostitute) and I asked her if I could slide my leg up her ass as far as the knee, and she said "NO WAY!". I said "if you do it, I'll let you have a sniff of my chocolate" and she practically impaled herself on both my legs at once. That was just for a sniff of chocolate, imagine what she'd have done if I offered her a lick or indeed a bite. She might have even let me kiss her on the mouth!
 
Old 2009-05-04, 21:37
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You kiss your father with that mouth!!?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-05-04, 22:19
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You kiss your father with that mouth!!?
Nope, just his cock.
 
Old 2009-05-04, 22:26
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Chicken kisser.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-05-04, 22:32
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Chicken kisser.
How did you find out my nickname for my mother's cervix? Regardless, me and the chicken have been exchanging body-butter since the 80s, and there's not a damn thing wrong with it.
 
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That's one old frickin' chicken!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-05-05, 00:04
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That's one old frickin' chicken!
The wrinklier the better. Wrinkles are capable of holding flavourful treats that can be sought out with an inquisitive tongue. You get a little something new every time. Last night I found a small deposit of cream cheese, and the night before I detected the distinct taste of chocolate biscuits.

The old woman's chicken is a wondrous palace of bountiful tidings, if you don't mind the sore jaw and the herpes.
 
Old 2009-05-05, 00:14
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A bunch of beer and some Sonic.
 
Old 2009-05-05, 00:28
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Sonic is fucking great
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-05-05, 00:42
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Sonic is the epitome of shit.
 
Old 2009-05-05, 00:48
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Isn't that a fast food place?
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Yea, I try not to eat at those places very often but I was feeling lazy tonight. It was tasty though.
 
Old 2009-05-05, 01:19
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i have NEVER eaten at a sonic.

i did eat at a checkers twice.
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Old 2009-05-05, 01:20
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Yea, I try not to eat at those places very often but I was feeling lazy tonight. It was tasty though.
I'm with ya man, there's no getting around it - coronaries are fucking delicious, especially in a bap with bacon and a fried egg.

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