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2005-02-26, 11:55
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"The Anti-Emo Song"
Okay, you all seem fearful or just downright quiet about what I've written a few times so I thought I'd stick a tack on your seats. heehee
Another one of those 5 minute songs. Why does that rarely happen with something more serious? Oh well, I guess my emo is showing if I say that! Think Weird Al and Blink 182 combined. Maybe with some blast beats in between parts just for fun? I dunno. Have fun! Hope you like this one.
" The Anti-Emo Song "
My dog hasn't died
My lover hasn't quit me
My teeth are still all there
And I got through school without a hitch
There's nothing emo about me
Rain doesn't mean a dismal day
No one has made me feel left out
A dark cloud isn't hovering over me
There's no reason for me to drown myself
There's nothing emo about me
(Chorus)
I won't cry because you're not around
To hold my hand or blow my nose
And I won't shed a tear like those losers you see
There's nothing emo about me
(Break)
I'll crack my knuckles or maybe your head
I'll go get loaded with my friends instead
Of holing up in my room with the curtains drawn
Sitting there sulking all day and night long
(Chorus)
I won't cry because you're not around
To hold my hand or blow my nose
And I won't shed a tear like those losers you see
There's nothing emo about me
There's nothing emo
There's nothing emo
There's nothing emo
There's nothing emo and never will there be
There's nothing emo about me
BJH
2/14/2005
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-02-26, 12:05
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haha coool.
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2005-02-26, 14:41
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HES BAAACK
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ahahahaha
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2005-02-26, 15:39
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We need more of those.
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2005-02-26, 16:13
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2005-02-26, 17:24
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Mines better 
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2005-02-26, 20:17
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The break sums it up well. Emo sucks  .
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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2005-02-26, 23:48
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Thanks everyone, but FearFrost. We all know he's a wussy anyways.
Just teasing. If you did one, what's the link? I'm curious to see it.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-02-27, 02:38
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buahahahhahahahaa. great work bobbi i especially liked the break part.
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2005-02-27, 11:56
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Thank you muchly, andrewc. And thanks for letting me know how to find his work!
I remember that now. ummmmmine's better. But FearFrost yours is more metally so it's cool.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Last edited by L,B'XXX : 2005-02-27 at 12:02.
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2005-07-03, 18:04
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Damn emo friends
I wish my emo firends would read this. Maybe then, they will realize how annoyingly stupid their fits are over a loss of a boyfriend.
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2005-07-03, 18:08
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I wish you would read the last post date. Maybe then you'd realize how annoyingly stupid you are. Fucknuts.
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2005-07-03, 19:41
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singing anti-emo songs is SO emo, Bobbi.
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2005-07-03, 20:04
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im guna try to post my emo song... i have one... somewhere... who knows the site where you can upload shit?
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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2005-07-18, 01:46
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holy shit i love it. My boyfriend is a total emo sissy and i tease him all the time. I've gotta show this to him..good stuff.
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just die and get it over with.
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2005-07-18, 01:56
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i might be late but L,B' that was very amusing, i always liked your work, and this one was great pretty funny too
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2005-07-19, 00:08
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Why thanks! I went and looked at the date myself because I wasn't sure how old it was. I knew it wasn't a recent one though. Glad you liked it.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-07-26, 19:20
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haha, nice. I fucking hate emo.
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