i say it should be open to anyone who thinks they can make a funny cartoon about someone. if its not funny...you shall be heckled. if you are heckled...you can flip out and call everyone a nigger...then you can apologize.

^ Nigger!

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haha.

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When the new comic gets made,

start a new thread without all the bullshit in here to make it easier.

personally i think you should make the characters out of that south park character creator thing, that would be cool.

Me:

Another new chracter Infinity!

Infinity

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So I gather Pr0az has read some Heidegger or at least heard a bit of the jargon.

I wear the armband on the left and the skullcap on my dick.

^ ill be sure to do that.

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Dude I'm from australia!!!!! hahahaha

^ i know! But here your from an african state and love blinm 182!

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Mmmmmmm....no. We don't need every member starting a new thread about the exact same topic.

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South Park? How about Lego:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31630

Where's me?

Requiem and CTL?

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shit have at it dude

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Powersoft -

You the boss.

HAHA You are known for your weird ass fetish's.

I'll get to you guys as soon as i get through learning blood and iron by overkill.

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The first fucking comic from me! Transient gets a member!

Comic Trans and Some Shemale

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what the fuck...

Yea im pretty drunk!

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His penis didnt make my ass bleed =)

your ass wouldn't bleed even if he tried to fist you.........queer!

lol...the blonde haired guy should of been Tranz.

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^ Yea i was told not to change the character set up/bios so i gotta work with the chracters already made but i can make new chracters!

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Make me fucking steve(fearfrost)'s overweight 33 year old brother in the ass.

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Welcome to our newest chracter Paddy

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Haha I like the sperm details on the midget Make one about me and I ***************** you

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Hahaha! Holy fuck, this is the greatest honour a man could ever have. Not only did it make me laugh so hard that I sprayed rusty milkshake all over the back of my jeans, but it's also accurate, well-researched and definitely not slanderous.

You made my day, like how Clint Eastwood has his day made by lady-boy prostitutes.



I think the only comic strip that could do you justice would be one of Armin Meiwes fisting a corpse while using a child's spinal fluid as lube

Just a note guys, if im actually gonna attempt this again...Im gonna need background info on anything that happened before i came here, and some old threads to see the sure fire way people reacted.


Glad you liked it paddy!

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Oh damn, I totally forgot about this. I especially like the Mod Beginnings. Has guitar_demon been around lately? I'm still waiting for my god damn animation GAWRD DARMUT!

I think maybe we should do something like this: any person can make a comic strip on any MT topic and at the end of every month we'll take a vote to who's is best and the winner will be awarded with something, maybe a MT shirt and pics (yes, they do exist and we mods are required to wear the shirt at all times while moderating) or something along those lines if Nomad still has some packed away somewhere.

This thread has got some hilariousness in it, like Dissection causing shit just moments in. I forgot how much I love not having him around.

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I thought this was lost and gone forever. That's pretty accurate about Paddy. It's hard to tell if he's ginger though.
I don't think I ever got a character. Jabba in a bikini. I can see it now.
It's a shame the comics themselves are lost although that one with Tranny was amusing- slightly. Yeah.

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What do you mean? The comics aren't lost.

I'm not happy with the Paddy character. I think we should leave the official Paddy character up to Chris or Richard - it takes a true sexually depraved deviant to know one. I heard that both Chris and PST, both of who have not been able to walk right since, met Paddy at a donkey show down in TJ. When the donkey refused to penetrate Paddy and ended up running out of the building into on-coming traffic, they took the ashamed Paddy out for a drink to lift his spirits. He almost destroyed theirs. They can also spell.

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I didn't see any except for the ones describing the characters and the newer one of Tranny. Did I miss something somewhere? I didn't go through every page. Correct me if I'm wrong!

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Oooh, yeah - bummer.

And yes, there are some comics in this thread. I think 6 or 7 of the "Mod Beginnings" series. A rare set that I've seen go on ebay for a couple thousand.

I found and have attached the only existing photograph of Paddy that was taken by the frightened, suicidal Donkey that I mentioned above. Unfortunately, it is only of his ass so we cannot see his face but we can, however, see what drove the poor donkey over the edge.

My best/only comic yet!

Attached Images

paddyassjpg.JPG (83.8 KB, 56 views)

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Hey hey is was made in a rush now!

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Apparently you were too!

BADABINGZING!!

That didn't really make sense.

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Damn I was actually. Didn't see that.

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I laughed. I wonder if Paddy's ears are burning in his sleep cuz he's being talked about? Someone poke him with a stick. Pr0az that's not a stick.

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damn, Dyldo, talk about detail!

I totally forgot about this thread, there was some funny stuff going on in here.

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Oaaah dude it`s so early in the morning here

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What would be the point? My sweet MS Paint skills would pretty much turn this into a competition to see who can ship my prizes the fastest. And for that, first prize will be me sending back a T-shirt after I've worn it to an Irish bukkake (it's like a normal bukkake, but the cum is starchier).

I won't even dignify that with a letter-bomb.

I wouldn't mind being ginger, actually. At least then I'd have a half-decent excuse for not getting any poontang - "It's not me, it's my pigments!". Also, I could save £££s on brillo pads by scouring the pots with my wiry ball-bristles.

We call that Paedar�™.

HAHAHA! That's genuinely stomach churning. And how did you know that I call Chris "Mr. Buck"?

Goatse would be proud Your parents, teachers and careers advisor, on the other hand...

No joke, the electricity for most of the houses in my estate died this morning while you guys were talking about me. What a truly swirling vortex of pure sex offendy evil we have created together! God floods the English countryside when he's tired of queers getting married, and now he's knocking out the leccy to prevent the spread of cybersyphilis.

I think somethings drastically wrong with me. I understood that.
Hey, maybe you could knit the Brillo together and make a toupee or some chest hair.

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hahaha fucking awsome

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this is freakin funny. We pretty much have a whole new lineup of regulars around here, so anyone with mspaint skills and free time should redo the new lineup

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+1

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Yeah WHERE THE FUCK IS PADDY

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in my basement... should I let him out?

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just so he can draw us into comics, then you can lock him back up.

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Hmm. I'd say give him a pc down there and keep him locked up but be very careful. You don't want to be getting calls from your ISP.

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I'll try to be as careful as I can. I'm giving him just enough food & water to keep him motivated. He said a new comic will be coming soon.

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He said he might show up one of these days soon. Heh I feel so privileged because I know what he looks like and YOU guys don't! haHA! Last time I talked to him he was thinking about ape-swinging from the back of a truck for big bucks. Easy to spot midgets that way, too.

Pr0zac, you don't have spell check, do you?

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To be honest I don`t want to see his real face. . .

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Much like Jesus I'm always walking alongside you. There will be times when you'll notice only one set of footprints in the sand, however, which indicates that the Rohypnol has taken effect and you are being carried off to...Heaven, or something. Whatever you choose to believe you can be sure of one thing - you now have a permanent faecal leak. Of love.

Say my name 5 times into a mirror. Saying my name doesn't actually have any effect except to ensure you are staring at your reflection just long enough to realise that you're a cunt.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! And with that, He doth returneth! Oh yeah, I have a lisp now, thanks to Gomers' tooth-chipping erectile prowess.

Ahh Gomers, my main man! I decided to try and capture the magical evening you came to my house to take me out on the town for our first date. It was a blind date arranged online, on what I thought was a Cannibal Corpse discussion forum, and when I opened the door I was both shocked and aroused by what I saw:

http://i48.tinypic.com/152yfid.png

After a heated disagreement about what constitutes proper oral sex (and no, "chewing before you swallow" isn't how it works Gomers) we called it a night and decided to see other people. Ships in the night, Gomo. Ships in the night.

I don't know about saying your name 5 times, but I just tried saying "faecal leak" fast 5 times and almost sprained my tongue. Those L's are killer.

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Damn, the last time I heard the words "faecal leak" and "tongue" in the same sentence I was being charged with crimes against humanity at The Hague.

faecal leak faecal leak faecal leak sounds like a birdcall. Maybe that's the sound you make when you're trolling for midgets.

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First of all you know nuthin about oral sex. When I chew your cum I only want to make sure I kill every single semen so I don`t get pregnant! I`m a lot more cooler then you will ever be. --->!Get over it!<---
And I think you were on X when I showed up at yours`. My dick isn`t as half as long as you drawed it
God you must have something like a homo-aura that makes straight dudes get so fucking elton john when they are near to you.

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That's one of my special powers which I use to fight evil by turning criminals on to interior decorating.

paddy, use your mad paint skills and draw us as comic characters!!

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Simmer down Polio Boy™, don't make me get the xylophone mallets out!

http://i48.tinypic.com/jzi787.png

A masterpiece.

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Yep that`s the danger of loading pics of yourself up. Some insane Irish (and german) people wank over it

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haha Paddy... I request that you continue, please.

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+1

There is great demand for this stuff here.

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hahahahah that's hilarious and creepy cause i'm willing to bet that he's had that saved on his computer

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I actually had to scan it in from a set of hard copies I keep in my bathroom.

Who wants done next? Man, there's a question I've longed to ask.

I want to see a cartoon of me. I bet it will be something with...... beer or........nazi stuff

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i bet it'll be a chubby kid jerking off in front of a computer

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Spoiler.

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Yeah you ruined the surprise

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http://i45.tinypic.com/2emo2ls.png

I'm not in good form today (like I usually am) so if you don't like it I'll do another later. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT

Ahahahaha

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not in bad form at all haha!

This is exceptional humor, chap. I'm scared of what you'd draw for me... so I elect Sir Dyldo or D&Q to be next.

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TOO LATE!

http://i49.tinypic.com/j9n8ns.jpg

I liked the style how guitardemon drawed it more

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LOL!!!

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ME NEXT ME NEXT!

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Just gonna run this through a text-to-speech program with a Canadian male voice bank. Yeah...yeah, that'll work just fine...

http://i50.tinypic.com/2rfc0a9.png

Someone else take over, I've run out of steam - so I guess I should cut down on the beans! HOLY FUCK!!!!11!1!

Whoa and I thought BB made me gay.
Funny piece of art there irishman!

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I feel left out. I haven't been included in either generation.

I'll give a shot at it in a few hours

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I feel so honored...

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"She offered her honor. He honored her offer. So all night long he was on her and off her."

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You wish!

Still waiting for me from the hands and mouse of Paddy.

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Hope it meets standards

http://i50.tinypic.com/xe1hee.png

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Haha that is awesome! What does her tattoo say?

Great job though, or it's just funnier because it's about me. OMG IM SO FAMAS NAO

MenInPain.com

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I want a character!
but I don't really do shit on here...

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Oh my god, Requiem HEY HOW ARE YOU DOING MAN!

nao we kan B famos 2gether

Wow, fuck my retarded remarks and fuck Jim Beam.

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Fuck all of you. I`m a dick that makes me so badass

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haha, Paddy you are the man. I just got accepted into my local college's Pipe Trades pre-apprenticeship program. So I don't know if the police thing will turn out..but I now I can fix your pipes.

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paddy's pipe is permanently broken

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True, true, but BB can at the very least do a serviceable job of cleaning Paddy's pipes, which is the first thing you learn at Pipe Trades school. It's sort of like an entrance exam; you clean the dude's pipes as quickly as possible, and if he feels you did a good, quick, thorough job (no spitting), you're in.

Bass Behemoth, of course, set the trade union record when the opportunity came. We're all so proud of the guy!

Feel like taking a trip down to SoCal, BB?

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Annnnnnnnnnnnd BUMP!

D&Q, draw more awesomeness please, the one you did of Requiem still makes me laugh 5 months later

In the meantime, I present the Life and Times of Dyldo Dylderton:

http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-...ifeandtimes.png

It's not that I hate you, Dylan. It's just that I want you to die in several simultaneousness plane crashes.

Ahahaha, story of my fucking life. I was lucky enough to not see the last panel before I got to it so I had a big LULZ. You're scary good at paint, Pads.

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Genius! Paddy has revived the true nature of the MT Comics. I am expecting more soon if you'll want to be receiving your next "pay check" Paddy.

Make some characters meet... and cause br00tal chaos.

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I still haven't been able to get the taste of your last "pay check" out of my mouth. Gargling gasoline just doesn't shift it anymore.