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2005-02-16, 10:34
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Post-whore
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argh! miggles/milsy/milo you may get one sooner or later but!
you're just not "out there" enough .
BLS needs a character. even after all this time, i still haven't gotten over his "ashlee simpson" post.
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2005-02-16, 19:51
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BLS needs a character. even after all this time, i still haven't gotten over his "ashlee simpson" post.
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Dont worry, when you post as much as me its kind of hard to not be included.
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2005-02-16, 20:05
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Dont worry, when you post as much as me its kind of hard to not be included.
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You are beyond the "post-whore" title. They should have an user-title just for you.
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Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2005-02-16, 21:49
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Thats what I said... but they refuse.
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I will unlock my door
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2005-02-16, 23:26
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Thats what I said... but they refuse.
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Did you forget to lube up before you asked?
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Originally Posted by Requiem
Why would you sig that?
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Why not? Why would you sig me saying that I hate you? I was serious there, too.
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I'm in despair! The internet has left me in despair!
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2005-02-17, 00:50
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I don't get it, BLS is the biggest post whore here, and he doesn't even get his own title? That sucks.
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2005-02-17, 01:15
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STUFFED ANIMAL ORGY
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Only about 4 months left and I will.
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Did you forget to lube up before you asked?
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Remind yourself who your asking. Im good with shit like that, ask Def or Atif.
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I will unlock my door
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2005-02-17, 01:17
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4 months? Are you getting it as a birthday present or something?
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2005-02-17, 01:48
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no nomad made a new rule, if your here for 2 years and have 2000 posts you get a custom title
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2005-02-17, 01:53
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no nomad made a new rule, if your here for 2 years and have 2000 posts you get a custom title
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Fuck off!
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i clicked on time... cause im timedragon
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2005-02-17, 01:56
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you get one soon too. i only have about 14 months left
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2005-02-17, 02:05
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Man, why'd you have to make me shit on people. Damnit.
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2005-02-17, 02:39
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haaha i knew that was comin
you skat cat
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2005-02-17, 03:12
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Man, why'd you have to make me shit on people. Damnit.
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Well now, what will happen if you change your Avatar? Will you suddenly be some guy who WALKS around crapping on people?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
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2005-02-17, 06:32
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you get one soon too. i only have about 14 months left
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the rules are:
2 years memberships plus:
2000 posts OR
200 tabs
i think that it should be any two out of those three, as i am certain to reach 200 tabs and 2000 posts before my 2 years membership.....oh well.
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2005-02-17, 14:28
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I am a tax on the world..
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Psh. Showoff.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-02-17, 15:20
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Death to all but metal!
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Originally Posted by andrewc
the rules are:
2 years memberships plus:
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i think that it should be any two out of those three, as i am certain to reach 200 tabs and 2000 posts before my 2 years membership.....oh well.
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Those Burzum tabs shouldnt count, each tab is like
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and thats a whole Burzum song. Real tough. Theyre like TheDoctor's SOD tabs.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2005-02-17, 16:28
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yeah but they're in guitar pro damnit!
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2005-02-18, 03:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewc
the rules are:
2 years memberships plus:
2000 posts OR
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i think that it should be any two out of those three, as i am certain to reach 200 tabs and 2000 posts before my 2 years membership.....oh well.
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why not just let him do what he pleases, you can write your own comic about yourself if you want.
Whats more you are just jelous that you didn't think of it before TheDoctor did!
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2005-02-18, 04:08
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Those Burzum tabs shouldnt count, each tab is like
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and thats a whole Burzum song. Real tough. Theyre like TheDoctor's SOD tabs.
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perhaps you'd have a point if my entire catalogue was traditional black metal tabs, that DOES look rather like a gayhem bass tab by the way. but, my tabs include everything as that's what i listen to. thrash, black, death, melodic death, and there's some pretty damn complex tabs in my back catalogue so.
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2005-02-19, 20:54
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and there's some pretty damn complex tabs in my back catalogue so.
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Yeah true. You said you were working on Foul Body, until you found a copy that was already done, thats tricky shit.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2005-02-20, 00:29
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yeh man, i'm quite cheesed about that, but i'm working on some other stuff or until somebody actually requests the rest of FBA....then some grind tabs are hard to hear, like intense hammer rage takes me ages. but anyway, this is a COMICS thread, so lets get back on topic all
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2005-02-20, 01:09
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Andrew, that FBA tab was done by Muhammed Suicmez himself, so I wouldn't bother trying to finish it off. At least you didn't do about 2/3 of 'Empyrean' by Deeds of Flesh only to find out that Yura had already done it.
GD, how about a comic on Far_Beyond_Sane? That would be quite humourous.
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2005-02-20, 01:14
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GD, how about a comic on Far_Beyond_Sane? That would be quite humourous.
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yea im gonna do him next, but i havnt had much time,
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2005-02-20, 01:28
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Hey, GD, can you explain to me why Nilly Willy took a shat on Nomad's head...?
I've got a few ideas that you might be able to use. I'll IM you in a bit.
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Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-02-20, 01:44
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cause hes a pheonix and birds shat on things, so I just made him shat on nomad....
DONT BAN ME NOMAD!
mod series 3 or 4 is up
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2005-02-20, 02:17
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HAHA, sick! Thanks man!
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2005-02-20, 04:18
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I love this comic. Please keep this going forever. Great work dude. I really enjoy this thread more than most.
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2005-02-20, 04:26
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Surely the coolest "Supreme Metalhead" is worthy of mention?
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2005-02-20, 04:36
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In time, my friend, there might even be a Saterday morning cartoon about us, or at best a Adult Swim cartoon, so just hold tight.
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2005-02-20, 04:41
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Haha:
Metal Tabs: Saviours of the Milky Way
Episode 376: The Adventures of Pinhead and Slug from Morbid Angel Cover
Man we need to attract some uber-nerds to this site so they can make flash cartoons of us. All day long.
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2005-02-20, 04:53
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We are a late night cartoon TV hit waiting to happen here
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2005-02-20, 05:17
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hey yeah! move over southpark!
great work again demon
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2005-02-20, 13:37
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rofl. that one was golden
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2005-02-20, 17:46
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I'm still just a bit confused about the FBS watching roos bang thing...
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-02-20, 20:22
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Old joke of Atif's. Photoshop pic of Jim's Escherhead with a thought bubble of a female kangaroo above it. Classic. Of course, Jim will kill Cody now. I told you not to put your name on them.
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2005-02-20, 22:37
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Ah. Makes sense, I guess?
Make PST, dammit. I can only imagine him looking like that nerd David Cross.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-02-20, 22:52
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It never made sense, but neither did Atif. Or Jim. Or, for that matter, that entire period of metaltabs history. It's a good thing gd's redacting everything so completely it doesn't even begin to resemble the actual history of the site. Mythopoetics are always better than history.
If you make a comic of me, I'll sue. I'm Jewish. I know lawyers. And, for the record, I look very little like David Cross. There's a picture of me somewhere, with my face showing and everything. Though, if I could be as funny and rule as much as David Cross, I'd gladly look like him. I mean, I'd be responsible for Mr. Show. That would be awesome. I'd be so cool, I'd make even Just Shoot Me watchable. I'd be so cool, PST 88 would have to have me for an avatar, despite the fact he never wanted to get an avatar. Damn, that'd be so awesome.
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2005-02-20, 22:55
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the only pic i can recall of you, is your drunk off your ass in holland pissing on the side of the road
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2005-02-20, 22:58
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Originally Posted by PST 88
It never made sense, but neither did Atif. Or Jim. Or, for that matter, that entire period of metaltabs history. It's a good thing gd's redacting everything so completely it doesn't even begin to resemble the actual history of the site. Mythopoetics are always better than history.
If you make a comic of me, I'll sue. I'm Jewish. I know lawyers. And, for the record, I look very little like David Cross. There's a picture of me somewhere, with my face showing and everything. Though, if I could be as funny and rule as much as David Cross, I'd gladly look like him. I mean, I'd be responsible for Mr. Show. That would be awesome. I'd be so cool, I'd make even Just Shoot Me watchable. I'd be so cool, PST 88 would have to have me for an avatar, despite the fact he never wanted to get an avatar. Damn, that'd be so awesome.
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Haha.
GD: Yeah, thats the only picture I've ever seen. Someone made a collage of all of the big members at the time. It had you pissing on the side of the staget.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-02-20, 23:01
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I remember. I was sober, though. We didn't get drunk that day. They just didn't let us use the bathroom at the gas station. I'm pretty sure Sanders pissed at the side of the road too, but he was handling the camera, and, if he did take a picture, none of us want to see it. Sanders took the one with my face, too, as Ed and I callously ate the kebabs that ruined his (Sanders') intestines.
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2005-02-20, 23:06
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yeah, I heard about that.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-02-21, 08:38
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cause hes a pheonix and birds shat on things, so I just made him shat on nomad....
DONT BAN ME NOMAD!
mod series 3 or 4 is up
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You unspeakable cunt. I find it inordinately amusing that you think I sound like Russell Crowe.
"Get yer hands off me kang'roo, ya scrotum!"
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FUCKING HOFF-STYLE!!!!!!!
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These comics fucking rock!
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new guy dudes
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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I am a tax on the world..
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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a new mod one
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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That was kick-ass! Keep it up.
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hahaha you never disappoint me, that was awsome
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Funny, but POT's head scares me.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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With a name shortened to POT, you kinda expect a guy with pot-leaves instead of a pizza head
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yea but POTs way more into pizza then pot, i dont think i have even heard him mention that he does pot
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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i think the bigger pothead on here is smotpoker
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or M=L although i think before he left he cleaned up
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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I've held a lit ciggarette once or twice to allow someone the use of both their hands....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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I've held a lit ciggarette once or twice to allow someone the use of both their hands....
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2005-02-28, 22:14
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Ha!....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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tops as usual G_D! i'm really looking forward to all these nowadays.
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or M=L although i think before he left he cleaned up
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haha yea he works a vitamin grocery store, the only thing he can get on metaltabs with is my comp or the library, and i wont let him over hear cause he'll puke over everything
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I read the first and last pages, seems like a pretty sweet idea. If it's the box office hit that the A & W show was, you'll have your own page in history...um, this is directed to whoever made the thread, I dont' remember who it was, and I'm not fuckin checkin, so there.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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i have some sad news my freinds....this comic will have to cease to exist.
i recently went through the reformating process on this ol laptop and i thought i had everything backed up that i wanted/needed, turns out i didnt...
sadly today i realised i never backed up the files i had to produce this fine piece of work you all have come to lave and adore, and quit frankly i dont have the patiance to go and remake all the charators and such. this is the end of a decent chaptor in the metaltabs history and everyone knows the coolest things are too short so....
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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2005-03-08, 19:32
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Noooooo.....
Can't you just take the characters from the shit you posted?
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yeah, just cut/paste em in paint or whatever, shouldn't be a problem at all
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2005-03-08, 19:50
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i suppose i could but i still woundnt have the other shit too, like the blank templates, or blank charactors, formats and shit. and even though they were no masterpieces i dont think i could really find the time to keep doing them, if somone else wants to then ill hand them my crown and ceptor
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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here is my lousy attempt to comfort y'all for the last time
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2005-03-09, 08:32
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last time eh? ... sounds more like you volunteered to me...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-03-09, 08:37
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new guy dudes
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here is my lousy attempt to comfort y'all for the last time
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if there were different circumstances, i would continue on. but:
i'm not sure how to draw them, it looks like it was done in powerpoint though
i'm not sure how to format them to look like that
and more importantly, i haven't been here long enough to know of all the shit that went down.
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but that was actually pretty goddamn good doctor
anyway. SHOULD I DO IT?
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2005-03-09, 09:07
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You better make a Dame character.
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i'll need more feedback before i even possibly consider putting pen to paper. or indeed, cursor to screen.
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awesomeness cat man!!! fuck, i hope this doesn't become like the ebaumsworld.com "princess" series, with 2 top episodes and then they took their contract back.
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2005-03-09, 14:35
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well andrew, powerpoint is a complete different ballgame aye
ms paint!
and i do not fancy the role of metaltabs cartoonist, since it takes me too much time to make something like that
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Doctor dude, your shit was really funny (perhaps a bit funnier than GD's, - no offence GD), you should either provide the concept and dialogue or just do everything yourself!
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no offence raken man, that was damn fucking good!
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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These are hilarious ... I'm assuming the John mentioned throughout the thread ( and in SoulInsane's comic ) is me, if not John Mansley ...
Draw one of me!!!
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2005-03-30, 03:17
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the john, was john mansley....
if you didnt read all the way through it, i lost all the stuff to make them so the comic and unfortunaly met its demise
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
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NEW COMIC. SOMEONE MAKE ONE.
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Die Young.
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bahaha, THE FUTURE IS ALL UP TO GUITAR DEMON!!
I wanna see a comic where Tranz gets drunk and has accidentally has sex with a transsexual prostitute.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I wanna see one where Tranz gets drunk and accidentally has sex with me.
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2006-11-21, 05:24
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Yeah, that's what I said!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Oh, I thought it read 'BI'sexual, not transexual, yeah your right, sorry.
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Holy Shit! Those fucking comics were hilarious, I hope to see more.
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Pretty Good!
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This shit is old, demon isn't even around as much as he used to.
I wouldn't mind someone taking over his job. However, I'll ban you if you change the current character and character bios.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2006-11-21, 18:19
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He is a mod on MetalMedia and tends to stay over there more than here.
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2006-11-21, 21:44
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This shit is old, demon isn't even around as much as he used to.
I wouldn't mind someone taking over his job. However, I'll ban you if you change the current character and character bios.
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I might take you up on that..
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New Character PST! Hope this is ok!
PST
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HAha I like
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2006-11-21, 23:48
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^ thanks
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It's good, but jews aren't nearly that white.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2006-11-22, 00:30
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i thought he was bald?
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2006-11-22, 00:32
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His wear a little army hat!
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2006-11-22, 00:32
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lol wheres the nose
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2006-11-22, 00:34
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By the way, whoever takes over, if you make it not funny, I will use voodoo magic on your username
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2006-11-22, 00:35
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^ haha thanks for the idea on your character!
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