2010-04-24, 16:05
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Sounds like the ultimate anti-detection insurance for virgins and gays, one of which appeals to me. Can you guess which? Answers on a postcard to the usual address.
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2010-04-24, 16:14
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Sounds like the ultimate anti-detection insurance for virgins and gays, one of which appeals to me. Can you guess which? Answers on a postcard to the usual address.
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Paddy are you actually gay? Nothing personal, just sometimes on this forum I'm not sure if I'm reading a joke or something serious. Yep, I've read a lotta werds on this ferum.
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2010-04-24, 16:47
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Paddy loves the poontang just as much as the next virgin.
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2010-04-24, 23:18
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Paddy loves the poontang just as much as the next virgin.
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Thus, my idea of the vagina tattoo comes to land.
OH!
I know!
How about, like, there's a vagina around the dick, and the dick is a dragon going "Raawwwrrr!" and blood's cumin' out.
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2010-04-25, 01:40
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It's funny you should mention cock tattoos, because I remember seeing a video clip once of a guy getting his testicles tattooed. They sliced open his bag and worked directly on the testicle. Besides the fact that no art is worth needling your balls for, what's the fucking point? Who's gonna see it? In fact, if anyone does get to see it it'll most likely be immediately after some horrendous accident, at which point you're probably going to be more concerned with massive blood loss and possible castration than showing off your ink work.
I've seen eyeball tattoos, too. Nasty shit.
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2010-04-25, 09:55
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In fact, if anyone does get to see it it'll most likely be immediately after some horrendous accident, at which point you're probably going to be more concerned with massive blood loss and possible castration than showing off your ink work.
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Exactly!
PS:CTO
http://fetlife.com/users/17137/pictures/111340
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2010-04-25, 12:29
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i'd love some more work done but real life is poo!! lack of enough £££ is what is stopping me *sigh*
i wanna get more giger work done, or celtic bunnies, or my right side finished off now that i've finally decided what i wanna get it done! two twin dragons weaving in and outa it
silly grown-up life!! *sigh*
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2010-04-26, 17:16
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I've seen some really killer Giger tattoos, do you have any pictures of it? I think some Beksinski would be cool too but I've yet to see it done well.
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2010-04-26, 18:00
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I think some Beksinski would be cool too but I've yet to see it done well.
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Boy he drawed some really creepy stuff. But would actually look pretty cool i guess
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2010-04-26, 22:33
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Anyone see the Family Guy where Meg has the prison boyfriend and ends up in prison herself? The tattoos she has on her arms is what Bob's in the process of getting. I laughed my ass off when I saw hers last night!!! So did his dad. rofl
Oh, he'll never EVER hear the end of this one.
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2010-05-12, 19:19
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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2010-05-12, 20:11
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-05-12, 20:13
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oooh they look good lb!
bf's right arm is full sleeve tribal, with bit of celtic, he said the elbow was a killer the ink took agest to take.
his left arm is half sleeve (below elbow to wrist), same tribal with a bit of celtic in there.
he has a dragon tattooed on his arm that i want tattooed, just because i've loved it since i first saw it!
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2010-05-12, 21:13
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I actually dig "Left Leg 2" and "Right Leg 2". Are those the Giger ones?
A friend of mine just got out of prison and he's got the most hilariously awful tattoo on his forearm. Not only is it a cheesy Grim Reaper, but it was done so poorly that it literally looks like he got it out of a vending machine at some cheap, Midwestern carnival. The shading is all fucked up and its peeling everywhere (although to be fair, he did get a nicely drawn one on his upper-arm that looks pretty legit and is pretty impressive considering what they have to use to do it). What's kind of ironic is that he got it after the good one.
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2010-05-12, 22:22
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I told Bob he should get paisley, but he won't listen to his mother. He did get it far enough up his arm that if he has to wear dress shirts for work ever it won't show.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-05-13, 02:35
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2010-05-13, 02:47
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Midget Viking Troll!
That's looking pretty good there, BB. They did a good job. I wouldn't fuck with your shoulder blade, that's for damn sure.
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2010-05-13, 03:11
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Midget Viking Troll!
That's looking pretty good there, BB. They did a good job. I wouldn't fuck with your shoulder blade, that's for damn sure.
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Which nerdlore is that orc/troll from?
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2010-05-13, 03:25
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Which nerdlore is that orc/troll from?
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I have no idea, I just shouted the first thing that came to mind like I normally do.
GENITAL WORM GOBLIN!
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2010-05-13, 03:58
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Midget Viking Troll!
That's looking pretty good there, BB. They did a good job. I wouldn't fuck with your shoulder blade, that's for damn sure.
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haha, thanks. And look at the 2nd pic to get a better grasp of the actual size of the legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq0-aphBsVI
It's not from anything..it's based off of a drawing I found on the internet. And no, I've actually never played WoW.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2010-05-13, 04:48
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If I draw a Genital Worm Goblin, will you get it tattooed on your other shoulder blade?
That would actually be the second tattooed I designed. The first being my name, appearing as "Dylan!", that I tattooed on my best friend's ass a few years back at some wild party he threw. Someone's boyfriend had his tattoo gun in his car.
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2010-05-13, 08:45
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If I draw a Genital Worm Goblin, will you get it tattooed on your other shoulder blade?
That would actually be the second tattooed I designed. The first being my name, appearing as "Dylan!", that I tattooed on my best friend's ass a few years back at some wild party he threw. Someone's boyfriend had his tattoo gun in his car.
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Seriously?
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2010-05-13, 14:04
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I like bunny's chinese midget goat thingie.
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2010-05-13, 14:28
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If I draw a Genital Worm Goblin, will you get it tattooed on your other shoulder blade?
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Although the offer is tempting, I have to decline.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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2010-05-13, 18:05
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Yes sir.
Okay BB, I'll hold off on selling the copyright for awhile just in case you change your mind.
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2010-05-14, 13:40
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I've thought about getting a goblin tattoo..but 'gential worm goblin' may be a stretch.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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RIP moe.
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